In the middle of the tendos house the ponies where in human form not by choice Ranko was currently female again not by choice, and Ryoga was a little piggy in fluttershy's arms once more not by choice
Nabiki then point to a board and said," ok here is what we know she is using the corpse of that wish granting sword to make discord the ghost and make this place filled with random land marks but no ponies form Equestria and everyone locked in curse form here!"
Ranko poured hot water on her head and remained a lady and said, "yep! And it's just the live ins So we don't have sombra Doku or the rest of the boys who would be a hand!"
Ukyo had her spatula out ,"So more of us and we can just brake sword to brake spell right?" Twilight nodded.
Kodachi then smiled, "perfect me and Applejack can use my blinding move on her!" Apple jack and the lady Kuno pulled out their ribbons and ripped off their cloths to reveal their rhythmic gymnastics outfits underneath and stood back to back spinning them.
Shampoo had her sword and was back to back with Kasumi who was in a yellow version of Shampoo's outfit as she said, 'Shampoo ready to fight beside future sister wives!"
Kasumi smiled as she span her sword around and gave a trust firing off a compressed air bullet that broke a wall, " I can do that now!" She said proudly.
Akane smiled hidden claws coming out of her new white jacket's sleeves, " I learned mouse my boyfriends style!"
Nabiki sat down and said," as Celestia said with out the sword everything would just fall back to the side of the current of reality it came form I'll stay here and watch Genma and daddy plus I am chicken shit!"
Rarity removed her outfit to reveal her boxing gear as she hopped, "she thinks we'll be weaker like this but Ranko has that vortex move!"
Futtershy was in her ice skating gear but with roller skates, "with makes this easy! We just need to distract her and blind her ranko can use that amazon move to knock the sword out of here hand! "
Rainbow dash smiled hopping around, "I still have my speed I can grab the thing and get it to Celestia or Twilight who can use magic in human form"
Pinkie pie had a massive hammer as she said, "Pinkie pie ready to smash!" she said dressed like an American antihero who start off as a killer clown's girlfriend, "Pinkie smash btich!"
Twilight smiled as she removed her glasses and said, "Ok them we head down the trail leading to my old castle and fight her!"
Celestia smiled getting up happily to be part of this team
shinjitsu smiled too, "I am skilled with a sword and I am small I can be a hidden back up!" he said making his hand glow to show he could use magic in human form!
Later on at Eris' castle.
Kodachi and applejack span their ribbons blinding her.
As shampoo and Kasumi fire off compressed air blast with their swords knocking her back allowing Ukyo to knock her in the back with her spatula with was hot knocking her forward.
Allowing Rarity to land a solid left hook to her gut making the princess of chaos hold her stomach and back up in shock, "the fuck how did this all hurt!"
Fluttershy blade in quick kicking up dirt into her eyes as she throw her rip off skirt rim into her face to blind her as she said, "you think we are powerless like this but we are not!"
Ryoga popped his piggy head out of his girlfriend stop and let out a piggy sound that was suppose to be scary but was just cute.
Akane smiled as she pulled out an egg bomb form her sleeve and it explode around her making her scream in rage.
Ranko then appeared before her with a flip and said, "got you!" she then lifted her arm making the chi vortex carry her to the roof where she hit it making her drop the sword.
Rainbow dash dashed in leaving a rainbow trail grabbing it as she said, "niji Dasshu or rainbow dash I still rock!" She said running and while Eris tried to give chase Pinkie pie hit her in the stomach with her hammer.
the pink mare said, "I have to thank you I know that tree outside so I carved a message into it that proofs we are use so when it's back Everypony back home will know we are alive and discord can start message passing for us!"
Rainbow dash then dripped dropping the sword.
Eris roared sending out a shock wave knocking them away as she flow for the sword only to be knocked back by magic blast fired by both Celestia and Twilight!
At with point the littlest Kuno shinjitsu picked it up and make it glow, "NO MORE MAGIC SWORD!" he declared using magic to make it shatter into dust.
before long the world shock and they all found themselves in front of the Dojo back in the human world with smiles on their face as they walked in all smiling happily.
Ranko stretched, "I know we only have a few bars of water proof soap so I'll be the odd one out on our beach trip I don't mind going their as a lady!"
Discord came in solid as she said, "Well she learned not to underestimate you guys but she'll be solid again sooner or later but I am proud and smart thinking pinkie pie I'll start collecting letters their in my male form and using magic to turn them into emails here for you all and then reverse it with spike's help with his magic letter fire!"
she then blow kissed and said, "hugs and kisses Lady discord!" she then vanished.
Shinjitsu was red and Celestia gasped, "no no no son you can not have a crush on discord she is old enough to be your grandma!"
Nabiki was reading a fashion magazine, "have you seen her? Lady she is a fury but still hotter then you and your as hot as the sun no pun intended how can she not be any boys first crush it's like thinking Ranko isn't hot! It's impossible!"
Ranko smiled as she stretched, "Why thanks Nabiki means a lot form the Queen of bi!"
Akane and Kasumi looked to their sister and Nabiki said," I've been dating lady discord for weeks now how did none of you notice it? I mean I left I came back with what looks like nibbles on the neck and bird claw scratch on my arm that one time and I smelled like fish I mean kind of hard to miss!"
they all shrugged it off as Fluttershy petted piggy Ryoga and said, "Now I am off to go turn my boyfriend back into a man so I can make out with him for the next five hours!"
Ranko yawned, "yeah I am going to go become ranma again simple as sleep is easier as a guy!"
Akane crossed her arms and said, "How?"
the red head turned around and point to her chest, "you clearly will never have to worry about them strangling you if you lay to flat!"
the screams of the flattest Tendo sister was then heard for miles.
to be continued.
