Peter and Yang I: The Horny Menace
During the month that team RWBYS was reunited, Peter and Yang had been spending a lot of time together, much to the dismay of Qrow. Currently the two were trying to eat dinner at a small restaurant and catch up on everything that had been going on. Emphasis being try. While the two sat at one table, RWB and Oscar sat at one, and JNR sat at another. Peter let out a small chortle before breaking out into light laughter. "What?" Yang asked with an amused smile, still looking over the menu at what to get.
"They aren't exactly subtle are they?" Peter asked as Ruby, who was wearing a fake mustache, stared directly at the two of them from a table not to far from theirs. Yang looked back to see her sister, who quickly hid herself behind her menu. She sighed and rubbed her temples in the frustration. Again Peter laughed, "Oh, come on, it isn't that bad right? I mean, Ruby has a mustache! That's comedy gold!"
"It...isn't about my sister." Yang replied while trying to crack the knuckles on her right hand before she stopped with an embarrassed face after she realized her arm was fake.
"Oh, is it Qrow then?" Peter asked as he looked around them for the drunk. He didn't even see him at the bar, which meant he was shit faced already or he got kicked out for drinking too much.
Yang continued looking at Peter, but not exactly at Peter more like a spot behind him. Behind Peter sat JNR, where Nora stared directly at Yang with a shit eating grin. Nora then took her left hand and made a circle with her thumb and index finger, she then took her right hand and simply stuck out her index finger. Then in a quick motion she began sliding her index finger in and out of the circle she created getting faster and faster until she eventually she stuck her index finger as far as it would go and rolled her eyes back, bit her lower lip and began shaking her right arm sporadically like it was seizing. Nora then quickly chuckled before resting her chin on the palm of her hand and giving Yang a smug grin. "Nora...VERY inappropriate." Ren scolded.
"Well, I'm definitely not a boy anymore after seeing that so...thanks." Jaune said as he took a drink of his complimentary water.
After seeing what Nora did Yang gained a deep blush and tried to slap herself out of it. "Um..." Yang started, hoping making conversation will ease her embarrassment, "So, your travels were pretty difficult, huh? I mean, you had to like, walk everywhere huh? I got to ride my bike the whole way really."
Peter gave a slight frown, "Yeah, it felt like everywhere I went had destruction or we ruined it." he then rolled his eyes and groaned, "Then your mom tried to kill me."
"Don't remind me." Yang groaned, "I feel guilty as is." she then let out a slight chuckle, "My mom has officially, fought Neo, fought Deadpool, almost killed you and kidnapped Weiss. Wow, if she does something to Blake and Ruby she can go for the cycle."
"Get Team JNR then she'll have the Triple Crown." Peter laughed as he continued the joke. The two continued small talk like this until they got some food in their stomachs. Yang was happy to have someone she could bounce conversations off of again. Her sister and Weiss were one thing, but there is something uniquely special about talking to someone who understands your sense of humor and has one that is near identical. Instead of finishing each others sentences the two finish each others jokes. Instead of just Yang making puns the two would try to one-up each other on who has the better pun. But not just in comedy, the two could understand each other emotionally, they know what it's like to lose a loved one. And, thanks to their time at Beacon, Peter understands Yang's unending feeling to always protect her sister.
The two finally paid for their meal and left with the other teens following close behind. "You think they realize that we know they're behind us?" Yang asked. Behind the duo the seven other teens followed closely behind in a tight-knit group, each using a newspaper to hide their faces. "I mean, they aren't even being inconspicuous." the two laughed together.
"Yeah, even Qrow is being a little obvious." Peter said as he looked up to the bird perched on a lamppost that had been following them for the last few blocks.
Yang bit her lower lip before she grabbed Peter's hand with her own and tugged on it. "Hey...don't you want them to stop following us?" she asked, "Do you wanna...bail?" Peter looked at Yang with slightly widened eyes and nodded. Yang then pulled Peter along as they disappeared down an alleyway.
The teens gasped in surprise, "AFTER THEM!" Ruby yelled out as they too took off down the alley. Even Qrow quickly flew to follow the teens. But, to their surprise it was as if the two love birds vanished into thin air. "What? Where? HOW!?" Ruby asked as she looked all around the alley.
"They just...disappeared." Weiss mentioned while scratching her head.
"Wait...you guys do remember that Peter can shoot webs and climb nearly everything right?" Blake asked, "They probably jumped over one of these buildings and took off." the other teens gave and 'oh' and nodded in understanding.
Yang and Peter continued laughing as they ran down the street after jumping over a three story building and losing sight of the others, "You think they'll be mad we purposefully ditched them?" Peter asked.
"Who cares!" Yang laughed as she hugged Peter from the back. She then saw something that caught her eye and became unnaturally quiet. "Hey," she started as she stopped in place causing Peter to stop with her, "Do you want to keep hanging out today?"
"What?" Peter asked with a smirk, "What sort of question is that, of course I want to spend more time with you. What, do you want to do? Go back to the house without telling anyone?" he laughed.
Yang blushed slightly, her unusual bashfulness almost making Peter's heart stop from how cute she looked. Yang then looked up and shook her head, "I was thinking...we go to a 'special' place." Peter blinked a few times in confusion before Yang motioned her head to the building next to them. Peter looked up and nearly had blood shoot out his nose when he saw the entrance to a love hotel. Peter tried to say something but just couldn't. "You...you don't want to?"
"NO! I uh...I mean, I do." Peter said nervously, "So...let's."
Peter and Yang sat on the bed in the hotel room both of them having a severe blush on their face. Yang gulped as she figured it'd have to be her to be the one to make the first move, "Well..." Yang inched her real arm closer to Peter until their hands met. Peter turned his over and Yang interlocked her fingers with his, "Let's start." Peter, his face still red from the blush nodded furiously as he began taking off his shirt. He did so and got close to Yang's face. She blushed slightly as Peter moved his hand forward and accidently grabbed Yang's fake hand leading both to recoil in shock.
"Sorry..." Peter apologized.
Yang gave a slight smile, "No, it's fine, just a little startled is all. Peter ran his hand along Yang's prosthetic before moving towards her jacket zipper. He paused for a moment still unsure whether or not he should take off her jacket or no. Yang fidgeted slightly before giving a pouty expression, "Well, don't keep a girl waiting." Peter nodded and he unzipped Yang's jacket the rest of the way down revealing her orange crop top. Peter then tried to take the jacket off but realized Yang's belt still kept it around her body. Chuckling, Peter undid the belt and tried again only to realize that the collar around her neck was also a part of her coat. Yang gave a sheepish smile leading Peter to chuckle some more.
"Can I point out how needlessly complicated your outfit is?" Peter mentioned. Yang rolled her eyes and began to use her teeth to remove her gloves. As she did that Peter removed her boots which also had to be unzipped first. So many zippers. Peter thought, Seriously, I'll be haply if I never have to see or wear any zippers again. Looking up, Peter saw Yang leaning back on the bed using her hands to keep her propped up. She had a bashful expression, one that made her look so incredibly adorable to him. Peter's heart beat began to increase as he gulped and moved his face closer to Yang's. The two then embraced in a passionate kiss that seemed to calm down Peter a little bit. Unbeknownst to him it made Yang more nervous.
The two broke apart from their kiss and Peter moved his hands to Yang's crop top. He stopped and waited for any signs that she changed her mind, "Hurry up, weirdo. You don't need my approval for everything." Peter nodded and slid off Yang's shirt and stared at her white laced bra. "What?" Yang asked, her face getting red, "Is it wrong that this is new? Is it wrong that...I hoped this would happen?" Without thinking, Peter went in for another kiss and through off Yang with how aggressive he suddenly became. "Why...MMPH...the change of pace?"
"Because, I didn't realize you could be this cute." Peter said as he locked his lips with Yang's again, "And I think, I just realized how much I missed you." Peter reached around Yang's back to try and undo the clamps of her bra as they continued to make out, but it was as if the things were superglued together.
Yang finally pushed him off and laughed as she tugged at the front of her bra, "It's in the front, babe."
Peter blushed in embarrassment, "I knew that...just had to turn around is all." he unclamped the bra and it practically popped off and allowed Yang's breasts rest naturally. Now, he already knew that Yang was a well endowed woman, but seeing the bare skin is completely different than seeing with her clothes on. "They're big..." he muttered. Peter reached his hands forward and groped Yang's breast causing her to yelp out a slight moan. Peter sat with his eyes almost popping out of his head, and his other head almost popping through his pants, as his fingers seemed to magically sink into Yang's chest.
"Say something." Yang muttered out, "It's embarrassing when you're all quiet."
"They're amazing." Peter said causing the blush on Yang's face to darken, "I think I could actually die happy now." Peter smiled happily with bliss as it seemed like his soul was leaving his body.
"AGH! What!? Don't leave yet, we haven't even done anything! Soul, get back in his body!" The two laughed and Yang yelped in surprise as she felt something poke her lower side. Looking down Yang gave a smug grin, "Peter Parker, you are scandalous. Poking this against me, you may end up stabbing me." she chuckled as she rubbed the outline of his groin. Yang pushed Peter down and began removing his pants. Once his pants were down and Yang got a full view of Peter's manhood, she began sizing it up. It didn't look like it was too big, but what would she know, this was her first time seeing one up close, it's not like she went out of her way to watch porn or something. Yang noticed the skin that covered the head and began to peel it back causing Peter to inhale sharply. "Sorry." she apologized. Thinking for a short time, Yang opened her mouth and began to lick Peter's thing like it was a popsicle. Eventually she went back to the top and peeled the skin back slowly before she stuck her tongue under the folds. It must have felt good for Peter as his hips shuttered and he exhaled a deep breath. Finally, Yang put her whole mouth over the penis and slid down the shaft slowly before coming back up, she then went back down again only this time peeling the skin back fully and shoving the penis as far back as it would go.
"Ah, Yang!" Peter grunted out, but it was too late as Yang felt a thick, warm liquid ooze down her throat. She widened her eyes in surprise, but did the unthinkable as he throat tightened and she began to suck more out. She stayed in place and sucked until she was sure she got everything out. Yang then looked up and gave an elated smile. "I'm sorry." Peter apologized.
Yang quickly shook her head, a smile still on her face, "Don't be. It made me, well, happy!" she chuckled, "That probably makes me sound like a dirty girl, but it's nice knowing that I made you feel so good." Yang leaned back and bit her lip as she cupped a breast using her good arm and her false arm propped her up, "However, it's unfair that you get all the fun. We haven't seen each other in months, which means I'm just as pent up. Will you..." she moved her arm down and rubbed the outline of her groin, "assist me too?"
Peter gulped as he began to pull down Yang's pants. When he finally got them past her ankles he spread her legs to get a better view at her panties. As he did so Peter was absolutely appalled at the sight he saw, "Yang...what the fuck are these?" Peter asked as she smiled sheepishly when he discovered her light blue panties with a cutsie Spider-Man face on the front.
"Uhh..." Yang chuckled nervously, "Does it sound less weird if I say I wanted you in my pants?"
"No, it sounds desperate." Peter said with a deadpanned expression.
Yang huffed, "Geez, just because you're right doesn't mean you have to answer seriously!"
Peter went back to what he was doing (mostly to get rid of these God awful panties as soon as possible) and removed Yang's underwear. What he saw was her slightly wet genitals. They were a light tinge of pink and had a slight tuft of blond hair above them. Peter stared at it for sometime, completely mesmerized, "Hey, c'mon, it's embarrassing if you stare." Yang complained as she felt his cool breath against her groin. Peter moved his hands up her inner-thighs and placed his thumbs on either side if her lips. He spread them outward to see the pink insides of Yang's pussy. "Dude, seriously, it's a vagina, not modern art. You don't need to stare so intently." just as she finished saying that Peter pressed his mouth against her vagina, causing her to yelp in surprise as she felt his tongue dig inside. Her yelp then quickly turned to light moaning as she felt his tongue twirl and coil within her, her juices spilling out to which Peter happily slurped up to return the favor Yang had given him earlier. Oh no. Yang thought, He's slurping, the noises I'm making...it's so embarrassing. Peter pulled his tongue out and flicked it upwards, gliding it against Yang's clitoris. Feeling the sudden rush of sensations, Yang couldn't help but let out a loud moan as juices gushed out of her body.
Yang's lower body shook as she tried to catch her breath from what had transpired. She looked at Peter and he looked at her and both nodded in understanding at what came next. Peter grabbed his shaft and grinded it against the entrance to Yang's pussy, he then slowly inserted himself inside her. Yang gripped Peter's back and clenched her teeth, letting out some sharp breaths as she felt slight tearing insider her body. "Are...are you okay?" Peter asked. Yang nodded slowly grabbed Peter's face with her good hand and pulled him forward for a kiss. This led to Yang loosening up more and Peter sliding all the way inside an bumping something.
"AGH!" Yang yelled out in pleasure, "Oh, that was...that was a really good spot." Peter began to thrust slowly moving in and out of Yang, each thrust causing a slight moan to come out of her, so much so that she started covering her mouth from embarrassment. As Peter thrust in and out of her he seemed to be in a trance and unwittingly went faster and faster. He felt Yang's legs lock him in place as she got tighter around him. "OOOOUGH!" she yelled out, gripping tightly to the bed sheets. You could...give a girl...a break. Yang thought.
Peter looked down at Yang as she held on hand to her mouth but kept her fake hand as far away from them as possible. Peter then let up and slowed down, allowing Yang to get some much needed breathing time. Peter then reached down and grabbed Yang's prosthetic, much to her surprise. Peter looked into Yang's eyes as he placed his palm on top of Yang's faux palm, and then interlocked their fingers together. Slight tears began to well up in Yang's eyes from the action, "Yang." Peter said calmly as he inched closer to her face, "I love you. I love all of you." he then leaned down and the two locked lips.
"Saying something like that..." Yang started as she gripped to Peter's hand tighter, "You're just gonna make me fall for you harder." Peter began thrusting again, this time he was hugging Yang as he moved eventually getting faster. As Yang's breaths became more rapid the faster Peter thrust in and out, he noticed something peculiar. Yang's hair began glowing. No way. Peter thought, trying to hold his laughter, Her semblance is even active while in bed!? How would it even work? Yang let go of Peter's hand as she gripped to the bed sheets, it seems she was trying to hold everything in. Peter could feel himself about to blow everything and decided to go all out. Lifting up Yang's hips he began moving at an extremely rapid pace, made even faster by pulling Yang as he moved. As he got in his rapid pace he felt a solid rhythm and his mind seemed to clear of everything, he was blank nothing but pleasure remained. Then, just before it was too late, Peter's eyes shot open as some sense of reality came back to him.
Pulling out Peter felt the ecstacy of release as he shot his load on Yang's stomach. Yang, definitely felt ecstacy as her semblance kicked in as she released the strongest orgasm she had ever had. Legs shaking violently, Yang lie on the bed with a goofy smile on her face, "That...fucking...rocked."
The two sat on the bed naked for some time as they tried to catch their breath. "Wow, someone really ran a faucet on the bed, huh?" Yang joked as she looked at the damp mess made specifically by her that covered the bed sheets, "In all seriousness though, that is not something we can do all the time. Like, every couple of months, maybe, but if we do it too much...I may actually die of dehydration."
"Yeah, if you shot that out when I was eating you out I probably would have drowned." Peter mentioned causing Yang to blush and hit him profusely on his shoulder.
"That isn't funny!" she yelled, "That's never happened to me before! I mean, how was I supposed to know my semblance could work in that way?"
Peter gave a cocky smile, "So, you're saying I made you feel better than you've ever felt?"
"You're pushing it." Yang replied as she crossed her arms. Peter chuckled and he leaned in and gave Yang a kiss. Slightly dumbfounded Yang leaned in for another, and then another, and then one more. "Oh..." Yang looked down sheepishly to see Peter had gotten hard again, "That easy, huh?" Peter gave an embarrassed smile and Yang rolled her eyes, "Well...I suppose ONE more time wouldn't--AUGHN!" she didn't have time to finish as Peter had already thrown her back on the bed for a second round.
After three rounds, or twelve depending on if you're counting Peter's or Yang's, the two finally decided to walk back to the house. "Walk" being used liberally as Yang wasn't doing much walking and instead got a piggy back ride from Peter. The two were almost back to the house when Peter let out a chuckle. "What?" Yang asked in an almost annoyed tone, "You think it's funny I almost passed out from cumming, jackass?" she kicked Peter side slightly.
"No, pfft, you're pubes glow too." Peter laughed.
Yang's faced puffed out red as she began to hit Peter over the head, "SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!" she complained, "That isn't funny, it's embarrassing!"
Peter approached the door to the house and opened it to see Qrow, Deadpool, Neo and the teens waiting for them to arrive, "Well, look who's here!" Qrow slurred as he drank from his flask, "Getting back awfully late, don't you think, boy?"
"Boy? I'm 19 in like three months." Peter mumbled.
"Kids like you, shouldn't be out all night. Especially at THOSE places, you'll get in trouble." Qrow scolded barely having a leg to stand on, no literally he had to readjust his balance every few seconds.
Peter and Yang looked at each other with cocked eyebrows, "Uncle Qrow...we're both legally adults." Yang pointed out.
Qrow himself cocked an eyebrow as he began counting his fingers...and then again because he realized he confused Yang for Ruby, "Okay...just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right."
"What did you guys do for six hours anyways?" Ruby asked causing the teens to be unnaturally quiet. All except--
"THEY BOOPED!!!" All except Nora, who was very excited at the events that transpired.
Deadpool cleared his throat, "So who 'Won'?" he asked with quotes.
"He did." Yang groaned.
Neo appeared from out of nowhere with a kazoo in her mouth and began playing 'The Animaniacs' theme as some sort of victory as she walked around and collected Lien from Deadpool, Blake, Nora and, surprisingly, Weiss. She finished by doing the Crash Bandicoot victory dance. "Did you teach her that?" Peter asked.
"No, I thought you did." both Peter and Wade felt that was a question best left for another day.
The End
Hmm...what the? Wait did you do another one of these?
Hmm, oh yeah.
But...why? Didn't you jump out the window last time?
I did, but not to worries, I wanted to do it this time. See, school started back up again and I'm feeling a little stressed. Also MangaDex was having some server issues so I had to halt Fast Times 2 real quickly, I figured one of these would be quicker.
But only 2 people read them. Why have another horny post anyways? You have that one with Peter and Neo.
Yeah, but this one isn't...you know...rapey.
Ah.
Also, fuck it, this is left ambiguous enough that it can be considered canon or not depending on the reader. It fits in well if it is, and also can be ignored if don't want it to be their. In the end, at least it was some lovey dovey shit.
Right...Okay, well, I'll leave you to Fast Times I guess.
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*BOOM!*
*Siiiiigh* I'll get suture kit and tweesers. Where the fuck did he get a gun anyway?