Heiress vs Clone


After the victory over Jack o'Latern, instead of everyone going home Ruby had decided to invite everyone back to Jaune's sister's house...even though it wasn't exactly her place to invite anyone. Though Jaune didn't seem to mind, especially after he convinced his sister to have a date night with her wife and they'll watch the baby. So currently, Peter and his friends as well as Deadpool and Neo sat in a room with Ben and his friends as well as Kaine. The silence was...absolutely excruciating. Nobody wanted to say anything because they felt awkward about everything. Peter was the first to make a sound by clicking his tongue, "Yep."

Deadpool nodded, "Yep."

"Yup." Ben continued.

The three looked over to Kaine who was leaned back in a chair with half lidded eyes like he was going to fall asleep at some point. The baby was asleep in his arms, for some reason the child seemed awfully attached. "I'm not finishing your bit." Kaine said with a shake of his head. The three comedians all held their heads in shame.

"Why don't we make some food!" Jaune suggested, "Yeah I'm sure everyone's hungry after what we went through. We can look in the fridge and cook whatever's in there." the teens seemed to hum and agree at the mention of food. Oh thank God. Jaune thought, The silence was so extreme I honestly thought I was going deaf. "Great! Then...uh...if Ren and I could get some help in the kitchen then--"

"Woah, woah, you're cooking?" Kurumu asked, "I'm sorry, but the way you handle that sword out there, forgive me if I don't trust your coordination to make food."

Mizore stood up and nodded, "Yeah, we'll go ahead and help out with cooking."

Blake stood up as well, "I'll also help with cooking. Deadpool, you have money, go to the store and get some drinks."

Deadpool raised his hands up defensively, "Ah, sorry I can't this isn't my chapter." he dug into his pocket and pulled out a money clip with thousands of Lien in it. He then looked to Weiss and tossed it at her, "There, it should be less suspicious if the Heiress of a massive company keeps tons of cash on her person right?" Deadpool then let out a laugh and smacked his head, "Actually, it may be dangerous for you to walk around with those, because there are a ton of small bills in there!"

Weiss sighed and she stood up and dusted off her dress, "I...will be right back." she nodded. She walked to the door and put on her scarf before walking out.


"Ridiculous." Weiss said to herself as she walked into a store, "I don't know what's worse, that merc being to lazy to get drinks, or nobody telling me what to get. Protein shakes? Milk? Alcohol? Who knows!" while in the small mini mart of a store Weiss walked past a group of shady men who seemed to be...taking an awful long time to peruse the store for their items. She sighed and tried to continue on her quest for unnamed drinks. Weiss moved herself to the back of the store and grabbed age appropriate drinks, like juice and soda. "There were definitely kids with Ben, so alcohol is a no go."

"I said, money in the bag, asshole!" Weiss jumped in shock at the voice. She ducked down and tried to keep her voice down. Weiss instinctively reached for Myrtenaster, however it wasn't there. Son of a bitch! The door, I left it by the door with the umbrellas! "Last chance asshole." the robber warned the cashier. Weiss began to form a summoning glyph to get the jump on the robber.

"Don't think about it little lady." A new voice was heard and the distinct sound of clicking rang next to Weiss' ear. Weiss stopped dead in her tracks, she was completely vulnerable and had no way of defending herself. Weiss closed her eyes and all of a sudden she didn't feel the gun to her head anymore. Turning around she saw the man was webbed against the wall and the other robber was knocked out cold.

"C'mon." Weiss nearly jumped out of her skin when she saw Kaine offering her hand to help. Weiss blinked a few times before she took his hand, "Look I really need to get out of that house for a bit." Kaine clicked his tongue, "I'm not good with kids. So...do you wanna...get a coffee?"


"I can't believe I'm doing this." Weiss said as she and Kaine sat at a small diner and ordered cups of coffee. "Not drink coffee, or be with someone like you or anything!" she said quickly with a nervous expression. Kaine just sat at the table in his suit and nodded, "What I meant to say was, I can't believe I'm here and not getting drinks like they asked." she chuckled.

"It's fine," Kaine said as he lifted his mask and took a drink of his coffee, "The others found some drinks in the back fridge, so they were just going to replace the ones they drank." Weiss sighed and rubbed her temples, "So...how's the coffee?" Kaine asked, trying to make small talk.

"It's...good." Weiss hesitated.

Kaine nodded after he finished his cup, "It's shit."

"It's soooo bad." Weiss laughed.

Kaine coughed into his hand nervously, "So...since you don't need the drinks anymore. And...I don't want to be around my brother's friends. Whatsay you and I go and do something else because I oh so detest babysitting."

Weiss bit her lip, "But, won't they ask where we are or what we're doing?"

Kaine slid her his business card again, "I'm just protecting you." Kaine gave a smirk that made Weiss smile.


"Jesus, how did you not know that was alcoholic?" Kaine asked with a groan as he carried a fairly intoxicated heiress on his back, "I mean, it tells you the alcoholic content on the menu." he sighed, "So, should I take you home?"

"Nooooo..." Weiss whined, "I can't have my friends see my like this I'm so...unsightly." she hiccuped. Weiss groaned as she looked up and pointed, "There, let's just stay there."

"There?" Kaine asked as he looked at a building with bright neon lights, "Okay." Kaine shrugged his shoulders and walked into the building, apparently it was a hotel of sorts. Kaine walked up to the teller and knocked on the window. "Yeah, I need a room for the night." the teller looked at Weiss and gave Kaine a questioning glance. "What? She got blasted, I'm her body guard. Jackass." the teller scoffed but gave Kaine a card to a room anyway.

Kaine took an elevator to the third floor where his room was. He walked down the hallway until he finally found their room number and entered. When Kaine entered however, he was met with a realization. This wasn't a typical hotel as apparent by heart shaped bed and...adult products lying around. "Oh, Christ." he groaned. He walked into the room and placed Weiss on the bed. Kaine then sat down next to her and removed his mask. "Well, ain't this just a doozy. I truly didn't mean for this to happen, I swear."

"Ugh...Bathroooom." Weiss groaned. Kaine grabbed Weiss' hand and led her to the bathroom where he then held her hair back while she vomited into the toilet. "Uuuuuugh..." she groaned, "This is so embarrassing. You probably don't want to have sex with a wasted chick like me, huh?"

Kaine blinked a few times in confusion, "Pardon?"

Weiss looked over her shoulder, her eyes a little puffy and red from puking, "Wait...were we not going to have sex?"

"I...I didn't plan that. I honestly just wanted to get away from my brothers."

Weiss groaned again and punched the toilet, "I'm such an idiot. I really thought this night was ending in sex."

Kaine looked around and then checked to make sure he had the right suit on, "You...do understand that I'm not Peter right? And that you and I just met, like, today?"

"No, no, I do. I understand. It's just," Weiss sat up and wiped her mouth followed by pushing her hair out of her eyes, "You were just so charming, and I thought you were really into me. I mean, I'm not THAT kind of girl you know?" Kaine nodded, "But FUCK, Peter and Yang have had sex at least three times now, and I'll be honest, not being able to relieve myself when Yang gets to have all this fun is really starting to piss me off." Weiss stood up and turned on the sink and began cupping water into her mouth so she could wash out the taste of vomit.

"Well," Kaine started, "It wasn't my plan to...sleep with you. Um...but you are a beautiful woman and you have...uh...great legs. S-So...if it's not off the table. Would you--" Kaine couldn't even finish his sentence before Weiss jumped up on him and began aggressively kissing him. Oh, I guess this is happening now. Kaine went along with Weiss' pace and kissed back. He felt Weiss slipping off his waist (she had to jump up and wrap her legs around him because he's a whole foot taller than her) so Kaine decided to grab hold of her by her thighs which made the heiress yelp in surprise.

The two continued kissing each other while Kaine walked Weiss over back to the bed and set her down. Weiss and Kaine locked eyes and he ran his thumb across her scar. Weiss tried to hide it with her hair, but Kaine just pushed her hair away. "You know, you and I aren't so different." Kaine then grabbed Weiss' hand and had her thumb trace his own scar that cut across his eye. Weiss let out a breath like she seemed to relax slightly, "Actually, yours is much more flattering." Kaine took off the top half of his suit to reveal the scarring left on his chest from cell deterioration. The scarring itself wasn't terrible, but it looked like he had skin cancer on half his torso. "I know, it's unappealing."

Weiss smiled, "No, it's quite flattering, actually." Weiss held up her hand and touched Kaine's chest. The scarring spread from the lower right side of his torso by his abs and crossed upwards to his left pectoral and even started to go on his shoulder. "I guess...we're both imperfect." Kaine looked at Weiss with an awfully bashful expression, God dammit, that's a smooth ass line. I wish I thought of that. he thought. Kaine and Weiss began kissing each other again as Kaine began to move his hands along Weiss' body and begin taking off her dress. He sat Weiss up and lifted her dress up and over her head to reveal what he believed to be a stunning body.

Weiss lied on the bed, her hands covering her breasts and her legs crossed, even though she was still wearing panties. Kaine cocked an eyebrow and gave an amused smirk, "You don't wear a bra?"

Weiss' face became extremely red and flustered, "O-Of course I don't! Most my dresses are backless so they have bra padding sewn in them, dolt!" Kaine put up his hands in surrender, but his smirk remained. He tried to move Weiss' hands from her chest so he could look at her breasts in full glory but Weiss shook her head when he tried. "I'm sorry. They're just...small." she sighed.

Kaine rubbed the back of head, "Yeah that...kinda doesn't matter." he stated, "I mean, it's really not the size of the breasts but who they're attached to, you know? If I only cared about women with a large bust then I'm missing like two-thirds of great women...you know, like you." Weiss' face became redder as Kaine slowly moved his hands down and began caressing her thighs, "Besides, I'm more of a thigh guy myself." Kaine then slowly parted Weiss' legs so he could put his head between them, then he moved his face forward and placed his mouth over Weiss' crotch. The former heiress let out a yelp of surprise by the sudden stimulation and ended up squeezing her thighs against Kaine's head more and locking her legs. This only pushed Kaine's face deeper into her crotch.

Weiss let out an exasperated breath. The whole lower half of her body was burning up, and it wasn't just from Kaine's breath against her groin. Her breathing became shaky and she began arching her back from the pleasure. Weiss tilted her head back and looked to the ceiling where she saw that it was a mirror that allowed her to see everything. Kaine's head between her legs, the scars on Kaine's back, her now gripping the bedsheets and exposing her breasts. But what she noticed the most was her face and the look of pure joy and ecstacy. She couldn't believe it, her once proud and refined face now looked like an absolute mess. She looked stupid...and she felt good. Even still she couldn't bear to look at herself and just covered her face with a pillow. This, however, seemed to make things worse because now that she couldn't see she really began to focus on how good everything felt. The sensations suddenly came to a halt and she thought that she was in the clear, but she started to feel her panties slide off. "NO!" she shouted, her voice muffled from the pillow. She squeezed her legs more to get Kaine to stop, "If you take those off...I'll feel way to good, and that...stupid face I was making will get worse." There was no response. Just silence. Just when she thought she was in the clear, she heard the sound of cloth ripping and her heart began beating faster and faster. Oh my god, he took them off! I told him not to and he just ripped them off anyway! Weiss bit her lip waiting to feel what would happen.

Kaine grabbed Weiss' legs and unlocked them. He looked up and could see Weiss holding a pillow against her face while her fingers practically tore into the fluff, her whole body shaking. Kaine then looked down and took in the view of Weiss' vagina. Her lips looked tight like a coin slot she had only small tufts of pubic hair. Carpet matches the drapes, I'll be damned. Kaine grabbed Weiss' legs again and spread them out so that she was practically doing the splits. Kaine then went down and began kissing her inner thighs. With each kiss Kaine could feel Weiss' whole body shake, he could feel her legs jittering the whole time they were in his grasp, like they were giving out but she wasn't even standing. Kaine continued to kiss Weiss' inner thigh before moving onto the next one. Once Kaine was done kissing Weiss' thighs he then just hovered over Weiss' pussy. He lightly blew on it and watched as it began twitching along with Weiss' whole lower half.

Come on! Weiss thought, You're so close, do something! "Haaah!" Weiss let out an erotic moan as she felt Kaine's bare lips press against her bare pussy lips. Her breathing increased as Kaine just teased her pussy by kissing it. Come on! Weiss' eagerness finally getting to her, she moved her hands down and spread her pussy lips apart so Kaine could get a good view of her insides. "Eager one aren't you?" Kaine mumbled. Weiss blushed at the comment, but that didn't matter now as her eagerness paid off when Kaine stuck his tongue inside her vagina. Weiss immediately bucked her hips at the pleasure. The force made the pillow fall off her face and she could see the look she had through the mirror. Oh...I'm cumming. "HAAAAAAA!" Weiss gripped the back of Kaine's head and locked her legs around him all well her stomach tightened while she was spasming. When she released everything she could she relaxed on the bed once more. Her eyes felt like they were looking in different directions and her heart was still beating s million timed a second.

Kaine got up and Weiss began to sit up herself, "I suppose I should help you out now, huh?" she asked, her face and mind still not completely recovered from her orgasm. She took a deep breath and began taking off Kaine's bottoms. She bit her lip in anticipation before finally pulling them all the way down. She seemed to pop out of her stupor and her eyes nearly popped out of her head when she saw how well endowed Kaine was. "HOLY SHIT!" she shouted, quickly covering her mouth in embarrassment. "How the hell do you have something like this? It's almost as big as my head!" Weiss gulped before nervously looking up at Kaine, "H-How big is this?"

Kaine shrugged his shoulders, "I don't know, like like nine inches maybe?" Weiss felt her whole lower half twitch.

Weiss gulped as she looked at Kaine's penis. Oh god... she thought, The smell is so intoxicating. Every feminine part of my body tells me to stick this in. But every reasonable part of my body tells me it's way too big! "I...don't think I can fit this in my body.

Kaine cupped his chin with his thumb and index finger and hummed, "Yeah, I think you may be right." he scratched the top of his head for a few seconds before snapping his fingers, "I've got it." Kaine picked up Weiss and lied her back down on the bed, resting on her side. Kaine then got behind her and grabbed a bottle of lube that was on the nightstand. "This may be a little cold." Kaine squeezed some of the lube in his hands and slapped it on the front of Weiss' thighs, causing her to yelp in surprise. She looked down and watched as Kaine spread the lube between her legs before moving it up and rubbing it in her pussy.

"HAAH, It's cold!" Kaine then took his penis and slid it between Weiss' legs so that it was right against her puss. "HAAH, It's warm!" Weiss looked down and she could see the head poking out from the front of her legs.

"Okay, I'm moving." Kaine slowly moved his hips back and Weiss felt every part of his shaft as it slid against the entrance to her vagina. Kaine then quickly thrust his hips forward causing Weiss to let out a moan.

Kaine continued to thrust back and forth between Weiss' legs. Weiss had to cover her mouth because the sensation of Kaine's shafter rubbing her slit was becoming too much for her to handle. "Oh...fuck!" Weiss said quietly, "I don't know if I can take anymore." Weiss began moving her free hand down and started rubbing on her cliterous as Kaine continued thusting. Her breathing became heavier as she moved from rubbing herself to inserting her own finger in her vagina, then two. "Oh god, I think I'm getting close." Weiss removed her fingers and went back to rubbing her her clit to speed up her process to reach climax. When she was close she screamed in surprise, but not in pleasure, but in pain.

"What, what is it?" Kaine pulled back and saw the blood on his dick and smacked his head in disappointment, "Fuck. I'm sorry. The lube must have helped me just slide in." Weiss scrunched into a ball and held her crotch in pain. "Shit. Let's stop."

"No!" Weiss yelled as she grabbed...what she hoped was Kaine's wrist, "This was going to happen eventually. I just was caught a little off guard." she took a couple deep breaths and rolled over to her back before stretching out her arms, "If...If we take it slowly from here on...I think I'll be okay." Kaine nodded and he went ahead and put on a condom from the half pack that was on nightstand. To help Weiss he went ahead and rubbed some more lube on Weiss' vagina. He looked down and saw Weiss had tears in her eyes from the pain. Kaine began to rub Weiss' head and wiped away her tears before going in for a kiss. He then lifted up Weiss' hips and slowly inserted himself until he was all the way inside. "Awe, you're just a big 'ol softy after all, huh?" Weiss said with a smile after Kaine finished kissing her.

"Yeah well...I just wanted to make sure you were comfortable." he replied with a blush. "Okay, I'm going to start moving." Kaine began to thrust in and out of Weiss slowly. She winced slightly and Kaine slowed down even more, "Just let me know if it becomes uncomfortable."

"No, I think...I think I'm okay now. You can go ahead and speed up." Kaine nodded and began to speed up his thrusts. Once again, Weiss' breathing became more rapid as she felt Kaine continually pick up his pace. Weiss looked down to where she and Kaine were connected and could see her stomach bulge slightly as Kaine went in and out of her. She gained a silly expression on her face and placed her hands on Kaine's back.

Kaine took a deep breath as he tried to keep himself together, "Hey, Princess, you mind not clamping down so tight down there, I feel like if I shoot now with how tight you're squeezing me I'll break the condom." Kaine looked down to see Weiss with an almost crazy expression. "Uhhh--"

"Come on! I'm almost there! A couple more thrusts!" Weiss locked her legs around Kaine, bit her lip and clamped down to his dick harder as she climaxed, "OH FUCK!"

Kaine let out a deep breath while he looked like he was about to blank out. "Fuck, good thing for condoms." he looked down and saw Weiss' expression, "I'm guessing once won't be enough."

Weiss smiled, "Oh, you're getting to know me well."

Kaine pulled out and removed the condom but to his surprise Weiss practically tackled him, "Yo, what the fuck?" he asked. Weiss got close to his dick and kissed it, the next thing he knew she was trying to put his dick in her mouth (poorly). Weiss was getting frustrated, whether it be from her morbid curiosity or her apparent strong lust, of not getting Kaine's dick in her mouth. Her solution? Just force it in. "Weiss, please don't force yourself. I don't want you to fucking suffocate, and I really don't want you to puke." Weiss looked at Kaine at half lidded eyes. Challenging me, is he? Weiss took a deep breath and stuck Kaine's dick in her mouth. Then, wrapping her arms around Kaine's waist, she pulled herself forward and stuck the rest of the shaft down her throat and made it to the base. "Woah, what the fuck!?" The pressure of Weiss' throat was even tighter than her vagina and Kaine found himself cumming almost immediately. He quickly pulled Weiss off his dick to see her with a goofy smile, opening her mouth to show she swallowed it all. "You are one freaky chick, Weiss."

Kaine didn't even have to reach for more condoms because Weiss was quick to open one and put it one his dick. Good thing for spider stamina, God damn. Weiss, without hesitation, practically jumped onto Kaine's dick, "OOOOH, FUCK YES!" Definitely freaky. Kaine thought as he was trying to keep his composure. Weiss began to quickly move herself up and down, with each movement it felt like Kaine's dick was going deeper into her. "Oh noooo!" Weiss smiled, "With each bounce I do your dick hits my womb! Hahah, it's knocking Kaine, should I let it in?"

"What the fuck does that even me--AAAH!" Kaine lost his focus and ended up blowing his load.

"Hahahaha." Weiss laughed, "That's two. How about we keep going. Come on Kaine, ravage me! Turn my brain to goop!"

"I'm starting to think you desperately needed this."


After several hours of endless fucking, the unlikely pairing finally ran out of condoms. "Eight." Weiss said while breathing heavily, "We've gone through eight condoms, and probably 200 milliliters of fluids...From me. Probably a cup from you."

"Yeah thanks, that's probably all I had." Kaine said after letting out a deep breath of his own. Kaine jumped in surprise as he felt Weiss lean onto his body, she gave him a sweet smile before going down on him. "Are you crazy? Are you trying to dehydrate me? I'm telling you, I don't have anything left."

"Actually I'm doing this for selfish reasons." Weiss smiled as she gripped Kaine's shaft. "There, nice and hard now. Let's go again."

"Again?" Kaine was completely dumbfounded, Is she a rabbit? What the fuck is this lust? "Weiss we can't go again, we don't have anymore condoms."

Weiss gave a pouty face, "But...we could do it without one, right?" she asked, "It is a safe day after all."

Kaine picked Weiss up off his waist and sat her on the bed where she crossed her arms and huffed in annoyance. "Jesus, you're acting like a kid who didn't get a toy." Weiss' pouty face increased like she was trying to convince him otherwise, "No, absolutely not. We cannot keep going, I don't want to chance having kids." Kaine blinked a few times before realization hit him, "Well...unless you want to channel that freaky nature of yours and try something...different." Weiss cocked an eyebrow in confusion. Kaine surprised Weiss by picking her up and putting her on her stomach, he then lifted her hips in the air. He looked over to Weiss and he seemed unsurprised that she had a stupid, giddy look on her face. This woman will be the death of me.

Kaine reached over and grabbed the lube and he began to apply it to Weiss' butt, "OH!" Weiss yelped out, "So what, are you going to give me a massage? Some sort of weird pleasure-- HAAH-AAAH!" Weiss let out a moan as she felt something enter into her butt hole, "MY ASS?" she asked. She then felt a second object enter as well, "Ooooooooh." she let out an even stranger moan than before. I thought it was weird...but having put in my ass feels-- "AAAAAAAAH!!" Weiss' thoughts were cut off when she felt the two objects leave her ass and be replaced with a much thicker object. Looking back she could see that Kaine was thrusting himself in. "GOOD! REALLY GOOD! WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS WOULD FEEL SO GOOOOOD!" Weiss began to look like her face was melting as she felt she was losing brain activity. Anything could happen now, she could be stabbed in the chest and all she would feel would be pleasure, nothing else was on her mind except how good it felt to get railed in the ass. "MORE! SLAM ME HARDER!"

God damn, she's a keeper for sure. But if I kept someone like her around I wouldn't be able to work! Kaine, wanting to 'slam her harder' as Weiss asked, reached underneath her legs and put her in a Full Nelson. With full leverage, Kaine leaned onto his back and began to thrust as hard as he could. "Oooh...Kaine!" Weiss shouted, "I'm gonna cum! I'm...I'M CUMMING!" Weiss' whole body shook aa she squirted out copious amounts of fluid. Kaine didn't stop when Weiss was satisfied though, he made sure that this time he finished on his terms. With each thrust he made Weiss would squirt out a little bit more until Kaine finally released his load into her ass.

Finally, Kaine let Weiss roll off of him onto her stomach, her face showing that her brain was practically mush. "Kaaaay..." she had so much pleasure flowing in her mind she barely could get words out, "Need...sombling...ass."

Kaine cocked an eyebrow in confusion, "You...want something to keep the fluids from leaving your ass? Is that it?"

"Yesh..." Weiss slurred. Again, freaky chick. Kaine thought.


In the morning, Kaine and Weiss appeared back at Jaune's sister's house. Weiss leaned on Kaine's shoulder with a light blush on her face, keeping her hands on her dress so that the wind didn't blow it up and expose her pantyless underside. Kaine knocked on the door and received an immediate response thanks to Yang. "WEISS!" she shouted before embracing her friend in a hug, "Weiss, oh my god, we were so worried about you! Where were you at?"

"Don't worry, Yang. I was fine." Weiss assured, "Kaine here protected me all night." she looked to Kaine with a goofy smile and winked. Yang thought the smile was kinda weird but didn't pay much mind to it. "Woah!" Weiss stumbled a little bit and Yang had to catch her.

"Weiss are you okay?" Yang asked as she held her friend, "Your legs are a little shaky, is everything alright."

Weiss let out a large smile, "Well, to tell the truth," she whispered before pulling Yang closer so she could whisper in her ear, "I have a set of three inch anal beads in my ass." Yang's eyes widened from the shock, "And there's six beads to a set." Weiss laughed.

Yang burst out the front door to confront Kaine with a frown on her face, "What the hell happened, the fuck did you do to her?" Yang stopped as she stared at Kaine who stood at the front door, shakily trying to smoke a cigarette.

"What did I do to her?" he asked, "You mean what did she do to me. Buy that girl a fucking vibrator or something, she's a fucking animal!" Kaine took a long puff from his cigarette and blew out the smoke in his lungs, spinning his cigarette in his fingers, "Fuck was she a good lay. Talk about a baller first time."

"Don't give yourself too much praise." Yang scoffed.

"What are you talking about, I meant baller first time for me." Kaine replied.

Yang blinked in surprise, "Wow, lucky first time." Kaine nodded rapidly in response. "What was with the anal beads."

Kaine took another puff of his cigarette, "Like I said, chick's a freak."

End...


Wow, another one, huh?

Yeah, haha.

What are you so giddy for?

I really liked this stupid pairing. Haha, just the thought of two aggressive personalities like Kaine and Weiss together would be funny.

Huh...no weird death sequence this time? WOAH PUT DOWN THE RAZORS!

Not this time then...Next time...