After her Last few failures Cosmos was just watching trying to figure out the rules behind this strange world. It was very strange she liked it but it was making it hard to rule if she didn't know the rules to do so.
right now she was at a school pool watching.
In it shinjitsu in shorts was guiding Scootaloo in her human form in a school swim suit along he was red. this was a swimming lessen!
not to far away Rarity in human form in a white bikini was guiding her little sister along in her school swim suit. Smiling " I remember when it was this hard for us but we got us to being human before showing up in a big city!"
Aj was in a green bikini guiding along apple Bloom's human form unlike her two friends she had on water wings," come on bloom after this with out the floaties!"
in a red bikini Akane was red wearing water swings as Celestia guide her along," I want to learn how to swim form Mouse!"
Celestia's human form in her yellow bikini said," Sweetie he would turn into a duck in this water! After all out of water proof soap to shield him he used it all when his gym class made him swim!"
Cosmos was watching it confused her why they would need to know this or why the adult was wearing a child's floaty but one of the ladies was Celestia who now had a son She need to look in to that.
the entity watched as Celestia said, "both schools are heading to an island it'll be mostly water you'll need to know how to swim in case of trouble with is very likely with our lives! It's like we are magnets!"
the entity watched and continued watching by the time they got to the island she smiled at what she found it a broken doll in the sand with magic in it.
she entered in to it becoming solid as she stretched saying," Oh finally!" that is when discord showed. Cosmos smiled," oh Discord how lovely you are! Going ot have fun with your new body!"
Discord who was dressed in nothing but a white bikini covered and said, "No you won't! I am not yours to play with! You are weakened we have the same power level! And I love nabiki!" she snapped her claws summoning them to the Moon.
Discord said," A simple challenge we bet our powers win takes all and gets all!"
Cosmos smiled as she and discord pulled out there magic in the form of balls of light and combined them making one large purple one!
there was a ring set up, "first to knock the other out wins! I hope they are having fun with Kuno's dad below because I'm not!" she said ducking a claw strike and landing a knee blow to Cosmos's stomach.
the other lady growled going in for a double axe handle but Discord blocked with a wing before spinning and using ranma's energy blast attack to knock her back, "that is martial arts not magic so I am not cheating!"
Cosmos growled she was slid back and charged in blind rage Discord simple Blocking before using a tail sweep to knock her down.
As she was down discord stood still hands together! The enraged yandere got up roaring as she charged only for discord to raise an arm and use " hiryu Shoten Ha!" In a moment the blast sent her flying up where she landed outside the ring Making Cosmos' magic and her own enter her.
Cosmos was now powerless and trapped on the moon as discord jumped up.
a ghostly image of Ranko in her normal marital arts outfit then appeared, "barrowing my lady's soul to use the move sneaking discord sneaky! Now can you put me back? Dude me is probably lost with ex-principle Kunos aloha virus right now he may be able to use my female form but with out me he can't use the vortex!"
Discord nodded coming to a hot spring where the female form of Ranko bitching about being a girl had tied up the former principle were he was sweating out the antidote helping him was the cutie mark crusaders and Shinjitsu.
Moments later the spiritual Ranko tackled her body and said," home I go!" she phased in and Ranko's eyes shined as she flipped up and said," whole again and it feels so good!" she said hugging herself. "Oh how I missed being complete!"
Scootaloo blinked," so Kuno sweats everyone gets sanity back" she said pointing, "And Ranma is complete again?" she seemed confused.
Shinjitsu nodded and added, "plus discord is now twice as powerful!"
discord smiled summoning a folding fan to fan herself, "why yes, now let the older girls enjoy the time with the ones they love thanks to this virus! I'm off to find nabiki!" she said closing the fan making herself vanish.
Ranko flipped behind a tree going form normal kung fu outfit to grass skirt and coconut top as she smiled," And I am off to find my future wives to enjoy! " She said smiling as she some how pulled out flower ring necklace to put on the kids and herself before leaving.
On the moon.
Cosmos sighed, "so I starve on the moon really that's it! this is how I end! I was the big bad last time this guy wrote me now I'm just a two part joke!"
Discord showed up and smirked," Well this time I over came my fears of my abusive ex thanks to the power of friendship and kung fu! With is what this two series are about so it works here don't have to like it!"
behind him nabiki was loading a bag with moon rocks with dollar sighs in her eyes " so much money to be made here!"
discord smiled as she snapped her fingers putting Cosmos in a cage, "besides this is your canon fate! Now I do so love Nabiki!" She then grabbed her girlfriend and kissed her," let's show our love to my abusive Ex my darling right here on the moon before the whole world!" she said dipping the woman in the black bikini.
Nabiki smirked as she said," you know how to get me in the moon hell yeah! " but she moved her hand making the scene change back to the island.
Ranko hula dancing with Kasumi, Kodachi Ukyo and shampoo all wearing the same grass skirt flower necklace coconut top outfit as everyone was talking about how crazy it was with the virus.
the couples' swim suits were a little messed up as she adjusted her strap Pinkie pie said," I think half the people here owe papa Kuno and the other half should beat him till he shits himself to death!" she said smirking and winking at her boyfriend
Twilight adjusted her cracked Glasses as she said," oh yeah!" Sombra too red to look at her as he said, "Sadly the ones who could beat him the most are on the owe him side!"
Celestia cracked her knuckles thorax trying to stop here, "I am a mother and do you know how lucky we are the kids didn't see something that would scar them I am beating his ass! I am going to pound him so hard thorax will get jealous!" there was a collected cry of gross as everyone looked grossed out.
the former princess turned teacher uprooted a tree and carried it in human form to go smash a man's skull in with it.
to be continued.