Wakaru was currently in a hospital bed his left leg in a cast up high as he sighed. He was hating himself. How did he brake it? simple he was running down the school stair, tripped and fell down them landing on the leg!
any of his friends would have came out of that unharmed but nope he was the loser the weakling the load, the thing holding them all back.
he sighed crossing his arms, he was hopeless always having to be saved , minus the one time he saved his Dashie, but that was the suit of armor not him!
he felt like a loser, but the door opened as a woman's voice said, "your nurse is here!" he then turned and in a moment he no longer felt like a loser as his eyes widened and his face flashed.
there was Rainbow dash in her human form smirking in a nurse outfit as she held the clip board to her chest, "I volunteered as a nurse so I can be your nurse! No one is taking care of my hurt guy but me! it's my job as your girlfriend after all!" she said kissing his head.
he blushed he knew Equestria had reverse gender roles so it was the lady who took care of the stallions because there was more of them.
for a moment he wondered if that means if they got married he could banish Rainbow dash to the couch! But that stopped as Rainbow was blushing as she said," I have to give you a sponge bath now!"
his jaw dropped as he let out a flat, "ok!"
Later on.
Wakaru was red as was dashie. She adjusted her top as she said, " well that was something!" she was red her mind filled with images of wedding then the night after, "… yaya for me!"
the nerd was red faced looking away before he said," I have to pee!"
dashie smirked and said," I'll get the bottle for that!" she said oddly happy.
later on at home after it Dashie saw ranma's mother and the tendo's father's playing horseshoes, "just what I need to remind me!" she said holding her head, " I mean there was that island event but we were drugged and it's all fuzzy but now…. Oh mother of luna if word got out women will either run form him on sight or tackle him… and I won't be able to beat them off fast enough!" she said hands on her face.
Pinkie pie trotted in, alicorn form as she said," what's up Dashie!" Rainbow then whispered it to Pinkie pie and she said, "….. Dam…. Is that even possible!"
Rainbow was red faced and had to poor a bottle of water on her head turning her into mare form still in the outfit as she said," I saw it! twice! I thought this would be cute but…. I'm just not ready for taking care of an injured stallion!" she said hooves on her face, "I mean all I can think about is pretty wedding day then the night after, then lots and lots of foals!"
applejack trotted in alicorn form hovering a bottle of water to her mouth as she said, "so's nothing new!" Pinkie then whispered to Applejack making the country lady's eyes widened," WHATI N TARNATION!"
Rarity then walked in blinking, "I heard relationship problems what's going on!" Aj then whispered and Rarity's jaw dropped.
the white alicorn looked to her front and said," Well Dashie I don't know if I should be jealous or scared for you!"
the next alicorn to walk in was Fluttershy who's goth make up remained in pony form as she asked, "What's going on here?"
Rarity whispered to it and Fluttershy blinked," So my Ryoga wins but only by an a hair!" she trotting off stunning the other mares as Twilight walked in and fluttershy whispered to fill him in.
Twilight blinked as she said," ok so Sombra wins by a long shot!" she said giggling.
Rainbow looked at her red faced, "in human form not pony!" she said declaring with rage pointing a hoof at the purple alicorn.
the bookworm smiled as she trotted off, "Same statement!" the other mares jaws dropped.
Ranma walked in and said, "I have used both bath rooms I know what you are talking about… there is an agreement not to share it among us to protect him form those jealous or creepy! The male half of the school is working to keep him safe so don't say it!"
Dashie was red faced," My boyfriend is a gifted stallion!" she said feeling like a weight was lifted off her!
A month later.
Dashie was in human form sitting on a donut pillow and ice as she sighed in pain and relief, "…. Worth it! keeping the uniform! Oh Dam it hurst but it was worth it!"
nodoko looked confused but Ukyo walked up and filled the woman in with a whisper and Nodoko then stated, "Dashie you don't start at level seven or up! You need to give yourself working room first!" she then sat down, "come as an older woman I shall tell you what I know! like I just did with my child!"
Ranma was leaning against the wall sick to the stomach holding it as he said," run Dashie run!"
the mare in human form grabbed her ice bag and dumped it on herself becoming an alicorn and flying out the window In a hurry, "NOPE NOPE NOPE! "
A Few day in school Women who saw Wakaru either ran form him in fear or start hitting on him tricking Dashie to grab him saying, "MINE!"
the mare looked around and said," WHO LET THE IT! WHO DID IT WHO'S ASS DO I HAVE TO KICK!"
Ranko walked out of the women's bath room in the girls uniform " first only thing I hate clean it's laundry day second you did!"
Dashie blinked but Ranko held up her phone and played a video of Dashie talking in her sleep while napping after finishing the laps early in gym the day before, "you talk in your sleep Dashie"
the blue mare in human form was red. "…. I gloat in my sleep great!"
Twilight walked in with sombra holding her hand, "yeah I can't believe this is the subject!"
Pinkie pie walked in crossing her arms, "We have reached a new low and chapter jokes but better then Canon! She then waved while whispering," hope you enjoyed the joke chapter we need this laugh!"
Meanwhile.
somewhere else someone was monitoring our heroes with pictures of all there curse and past chapter adventures and enemies.
the one watching it was a with tan skin blonde hair in a pink pinkie and lab coat she had glasses
and adjusted them, "Oh to figure out magic to change the world I will have it!" she looked at a hair in a jar.
She happily said," or my name isn't Rebecca lovedraft."
to be continued.