KING KUNTA
Genre – Erotica/Drama
Rating – M/NC-17
Main Pairing – Undecided
Warnings – Swearing, AU, Gender-bending, FemDom, Male Sexism, Bullying/Humiliation, BDSM, Ecchi, Violence, Possible OOCness
Angry Guest – Who said anything about romance? I sure as hell didn't. It's not set as one of the main genres. I haven't even decided on whether there will be a pairing in this story. That's why it says 'undecided'. There is a difference between love and lust. Besides, not all of the girls are vicious and cruel. Also, I added the warnings to notify anyone who's sensitive to these subjects. They are there for a reason. Not my fault when they are ignored. As I've stated in my profile – just because I write about it doesn't mean I approve of it. This is fiction. Stop taking it personally. Though I doubt you'll read this. Sigh.
Observant Guest – Yes, you noticed. It's like you said: canon Sasuke is an asshole so female Sasuke is a bitch, but she's curious. Naruto's managed to take her by surprise and catch her of guard and now she realizes there's more to him than she first thought. She does have something to do with the food Sakura gave him. She's still a bitch though.
Pleasantly Surprised Guest – Prison School is all about the ecchiness, but it has very little plot, I agree. But I'm a sucker for sexy women so I read it anyway XD. Now that team seven is official, Sasuke and Sakura will be exposed to Naruto's harsh life, and gradually begin to warm up to him and treat him fairly, even stand up for him. For the right reasons, mind you. Not just because they're teammates now. The femdom themes are a different story. Male sexism runs deep in this story. It's not just a bunch of high school girls looking for someone to bully, it's the basis of their entire culture. Naruto, as the action hero or whatever of this story, has to overcome quite a few challenges before the world finally admits that men and women are equal.
000
"You've been invited to dinner by Uchiha Itachi?!"
"Yeah." Naruto felt strange. He could barely remember yesterday's events and a part of him wasn't entirely sure if it was due to the concussion or something else. Every time he tried to concentrate, some kind of invisible force seemed to dull out his brain until he forgot what he was thinking about. He didn't even know how he got to the cafeteria. Did he even shower or brush his teeth? He had no idea.
"It's a trick." Chouji replied immediately as he handed Naruto one of his bentos. "It has to be. You punched an Uchiha in the nose and now they're plotting to kill you."
"They wouldn't do that… would they? Murder is against the law. They can't just…" Naruto trailed off with a frown. "Could they?"
"Are you kidding me? Stealth and assassination is what the Uchiha clan is known for. Mikoto has murdered like seven husbands since Sasuke was born. At least that's what my parents tell me." Chouji replied. "Not to mention, our laws were designed to protect women, not men. If a man is murdered than everyone's just going to assume that he deserved it."
Naruto's jaw tensed. "If they were going to kill me, they wouldn't make such a big deal of it. They'd just kill me at school. Itachi had the perfect opportunity last night. Everyone would've thought that my concussion did me in."
"He has a point, Chouji." Shino stated.
"But-"
"It's fine. The only thing I have to worry about is which fork to use for the salad."
"That would be the salad fork."
"It was a joke, Shino." Naruto rolled his eyes. Sometimes he forgot that two of his friends were actually born to rather prosperous clans.
"It wasn't a very good one."
"Thanks, man."
"Made you look stupid."
"Thank you, Shino. I get it. You didn't like my joke." Naruto said grumpily. "What made you so talkative all of sudden?"
"Kiba cornered him in the boys' bathroom this morning." Chouji grinned. "You know how flirtatious that girl is. I don't think I've ever seen Shino that flustered in my life. It was hilarious."
"Why would she do that?"
Chouji blinked confused. "What to do you mean? They're on the same team. He told you this yesterday."
"What? Oh… Oh yeah, that's right. Shit. Sorry, man." Naruto poked at the rice. "I feel a little funny. Don't know why."
"Right. So, um, what did you and Itachi talk about last night?" Chouji asked, looking concerned.
"Nothing. She invited me to dinner and left."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. Why?" Naruto said, a lot harsher than he intended.
"Well, it just doesn't make any sense. She cou-"
"You're accusing me of lying?"
Chouji seemed taken aback. "What? No. I'm just saying that-"
"Saying that 'what'?" Naruto snapped. Why was he so angry? "Nothing happened!"
"Um…" Chouji and Shino exchanged looks. It pissed Naruto off to end and he didn't know why.
"Nothing happened." He repeated firmly.
"If you say so." Chouji responded with one of the fakest smiles he'd ever seen.
An awkward silence followed that was interrupted by the arrival of Rock Lee. Completely oblivious to the tense look in his friends' faces, he began rambling on and on about how Her Royal Highness Hyuuga Neji had actually acknowledged his existence when he greeted her.
"She glanced at me, guys! She. Glanced. At. Me." Lee sighed. He looked like he was about to faint. "It was a magical moment."
The Hyuuga cousins were amongst the most popular girls in school. Neji was the most stuck-up female to ever walk the halls of KENA. She regally ignored anyone who she didn't find worthy of her attention, which was about eighty percent of the entire student body, while she glided towards her next destination. Her school uniform had been modified to the point where it didn't even look like one anyone. She had replaced the button-up with a low-cut top after her sizable chest popped the buttons one too many times. Instead of a blazer, she wore a kimono vest and her skirt was equally long and flowy. Naruto had actually mistaken her for royalty when he first met her, which was why he always sarcastically referred to her as 'Princess' or 'Her Royal Highness'. Although not as beautiful as either of the Uchiha sisters, Neji was extraordinarily pretty and the elegance with which she carried herself was almost hypnotizing.
Hinata was a different story. Naruto never quite knew what to make of her. Despite being beautiful and hailing from a prestigious clan, she seemed to lack confidence that went with it and was constantly overwhelmed by everything happening around her. He didn't want to accuse her of being fake since she'd never done anything to suggest that she wasn't as kind as she made herself out to be, but she was almost too good to be true. She was the only girl who had ever attempted to stand up for him when he was being harassed by other students. No one had listened to her, partially because no one had understood her soft stuttering, but that was beside the point. She had actually tried to help him and he hated that that made him suspicious of her. It was all Sakura's fault. If she hadn't stabbed him in the back that one time, he wouldn't have any reason to be so distrustful of the one girl who appeared genuinely nice.
"I'm happy for you, man." Naruto mumbled distractedly. He didn't the heart to tell Lee that Princess Neji had probably only looked at him by mistake. "Shino's got a date with Kiba."
"It's not a date." Shino responded, the sarcasm going right over his head. "It's customary to invite your team over to dinner after assembly. An old and noble tradition that dates back to when KENA was first founded."
"No one ever invited me to anything after team assembly." Lee said. "They had dinner without me."
Chouji flinched. "…Oh, well… um…"
"The invitation probably got lost in the mail." Naruto said, avoiding eye contact.
"Yeah." Chouji agreed, laughing nervously.
"It's more probable that they didn't want you there."
"Goddamnit, Shino, what did I tell you about tact?!"
"Why wouldn't they want me there? I'm a delight!"
"Of course you are!" Naruto yelled back. "Fuck those snobs!"
"Indeed! It's their loss. Would've been much better if I was there."
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"We'll have our own celebratory dinner, won't we, Naruto-kun?"
"Actually, I've been invited to one." Naruto gave Lee an apologetic look. "Itachi came to the infirmary yesterday and pretty much ordered me to join them."
Lee's eyes widened. Naruto expected him to have an emotional outburst, but he didn't. Instead his expression became uncharacteristically serious. "Don't go."
"I have to. She might kill if I don't show up."
"There are worse things than death, Naruto-kun. Do you know how many men have entered the Uchiha compound and aughdsuihiodhjidkd?"
Naruto blinked. "Come again?"
"Woiuoihjgfdoijffkji!"
"What?" Naruto squinted. His head began to hurt. "You're not saying words."
Lee looked confused. "Yes, I am. I said they are definitely not up to something. There's no reason for you to be suspicious."
"… okay?"
"What Lee is trying to say is that Itachi invited you out of the goodness of her heart and she really wants you to be there." Chouji said. "There are no ulterior motives and she certainly didn't do anything weird to you."
"They're giving you a chance to prove yourself. You should definitely go." Shino added.
Naruto stared at his friends. He was a little freaked out, but every time he tried to think about it, his mind seemed to malfunction and he completely forgot his train of thought. He had nothing to worry about. Everything was fine.
"Everything's fine."
"Yes, Naruto-kun. Everything's fine."
"Is it me, or are you guys having a really odd conversation?" A bored-sounded female voice said from somewhere behind him. Based on the fact that Chouji's face suddenly resembled a tomato, Shikamaru had decided to bless them with her presence.
"How are you, Shika-chan?"
"Fantastic." She replied sarcastically.
Naruto didn't really mind Shikamaru, but he would've liked her better if she wasn't part of the student council. She treated him normally though. She wasn't mean, but she didn't go out of her way to be overly nice to him either. And she was pretty. Not Uchiha-pretty, or Hyuuga-pretty, or even Haku-pretty – their beauty was oddly intimidating. Shikamaru was pleasantly attractive in a way that was natural and not so in-your-face. Unlike most girls, she had modified her uniform out of laziness. She had replaced the blazer with an oversized button-less vest that she closed around the waist with a large belt, her skirt was the regulated length and she wore knee-high socks with comfy shoes. Definitely not the sexiest outfit in KENA. In fact, he had never even considered putting Shikamaru and sexy in the same sentence until he saw her wearing one of Itachi's uniforms. The student president had borrowed her some spare clothes after she spilled something on her own. Combined with the clipboard, the cigarette dangling from her lips and the high ponytail, Shikamaru looked every bit the sexy secretary. Chouji had been walking around in daze that day, bumping into every table in his path. He couldn't keep his eyes off of her and Naruto couldn't blame him.
"Team meeting?" Chouji said, trying to sound casual.
"Yep. On ground five. You've got fifteen minutes to get your stuff together and meet us there. Seen Ino?"
"No, she doesn't usually eat here."
"Have you tried the bathrooms or any other room that has a mirror?" Naruto asked.
"First places I looked." Shikamaru yawned and stretched. "You guys should get moving too. Don't wanna be late for your first team lesson."
000
He was just about to head out to the training grounds when a cold shiver ran down his spine. Before he could break into a run, a hand snatched him up by his collar and dragged him into the girls' bathroom.
"Itachi informed me of your acceptance into the team program." Hidan said, looking pleased and positively scandalous in her prayer robes. They were even skimpier than her school uniform. Her white hakama-pants were riding dangerously low on her wide hips, held up only by a flimsy black sash, and had deep slits on either side of her leg. Her nipples were barely covered by black pasties in the shape of a skull and she wore long-sleeved fingerless gloves, also black. "Well done."
"T-thank you." Eyes on her face. Eyes on her face, Naruto. Couldn't afford to piss her off today. He focused on her red lips and was reminded of the blowjob. His face heated up.
"The other man-creatures have also been accepted into teams. That is rather unfortunate, but ultimately it shouldn't present a problem. I have already selected my next target."
Oh no.
"His name is Sarutobi Asuma. According to the information I have gathered, he has been infecting a woman."
She couldn't possibly mean what he thought she meant. "Infecting as in…?"
"Infecting!" She repeatedly with a hiss like he was the stupid one, "Infecting with his evil seeds. Tainting her divine fruit with his grotesque deformity."
"You mean he's having sex with her?"
"Whatever it is you man-creatures call it."
That's what normal people call it, Naruto thought. "So, what do you want from me?"
"You will help me." Hidan said in a threatening tone. "This one is beyond redemption. He has already fallen into despair. He's corrupting the angels of Jasshin and must be stopped."
Naruto paled. "You… want to kill him?"
Hidan nodded. She either didn't notice the horror etched onto his face or didn't care. "Before we rid the darkness spreading over the school, we must cleanse the maiden he's tainted. We must figure out who it is and if there is more than one victim. Afterwards your task is to lure him somewhere secluded where I will slay him."
Fuck. How was he going to get out of this? "I don't think I'm up for the task. What if I… uh, relapse? The evil seeds might come back and-"
"I will cleanse you again when that happens. Also, you will not be working alone. One of my priestesses will join you in finding the tainted maidens."
Naruto's face twitched. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry at the ridiculousness of his current situation and the fact that Hidan was not the only member of her insane cult club. "W-who?"
"Her name is Tayuya. She will seek you out after school."
"Can't!" Naruto exclaimed loudly, actually relieved that he had a solid excuse. "Itachi invited me over for dinner."
"Tayuya will join you. That way you both can find out if they have been infected." Hidan insisted.
000
"Where have you been? You're ten minutes late." Sakura screeched when she saw him jogging towards them. "Didn't you get the new schedules?"
Naruto ignored her. He turned to Sasuke, wondering if he should tell her about the White Nightmare's plans. She might not care, or even worse, she might be in on it. He sighed. He'd never forgive himself if he didn't at least try to prevent an innocent man from being murdered. "Hidan is planning on killing somebody and I don't know what to do about it."
"Who?" Sasuke asked immediately.
What was his name again? Naruto frowned. "Um.. something with an 'A' I think?"
"You think?"
Fuck, he couldn't remember. What was wrong with him? "I… um…"
"You're wasting my time, urusatonkachi."
Naruto didn't hear her. He touched his head, trying to remain focused. What had they been talking about?
Sakura cleared her throat awkwardly. "I brought one of my father's best yukata. It's a ceremonial one so it's a bit different from normal ones. The two of you are about the same height so I hope it'll fit. Here you go."
She threw it in his direction without looking at him. Naruto caught the pile of fabric with one hand. He'd never seen ceremonial robes, let alone worn them. Where there even any pants? He studied the clothes with a grimace. It was pink and had cherry blossoms and bluebirds stitched on the back. These were women's clothing. They had to be. They were making fun of him.
"What the hell is this?"
"My father's ceremonial robes." Sakura repeated, looking rather confused.
"You're lying. These are not for men."
"How would you know? You're a poor orphan boy. You've probably never gone to a clan ceremony."
Naruto's face fell. Without thinking, he threw the clothes back at Sakura. "Fuck you!"
"What the hell!"
"I don't need your pity." Naruto snarled. He instinctively recoiled when he remembered Sasuke was there, but she didn't do anything. Normally, she would've kicked him by now and accused him of something ridiculous. She seemed to be ignoring both of her teammates, concentrating on an apple tree as if it were the most interesting thing in the world.
"I'm just trying to help." Sakura said eventually, clutching the clothes to her chest.
"I don't need your help either." Naruto said, taking a few steps back in case Sasuke changed her mind about assaulting him. "I've made it this far alone."
Sakura narrowed her eyes. "Fine." She stuffed the clothes back into her backpack.
Naruto remained motionless, awkwardly waiting for Sasuke to make a move.
"You're even more pathetic than I thought, urusatonkachi." She said without looking at him. "And to think that, for a second, I actually thought you were worth something."
"I don't need your approval." He glared at her, muttering to himself. "Fucking bitch, who do you think you are?"
000
Naruto didn't pay much attention during the brief morning team meeting. He tried so hard to concentrate on what Kakashi was saying, something about teamwork or whatever, but his brain just wouldn't cooperate. He was daydreaming – his mind conjuring up extravagant scenarios in which he either overpowered and dominated all the women in his team or did something effortlessly remarkable that impressed them to the point where they appointed him their new team leader. It was ridiculous. He thought he had grown passed that stage in his life. How old was he? Twelve? Fuuuuck….
To make matters worse, Kakashi had pulled him aside to talk privately with him and he was not in the mood. He had better things to do.
"You're a smart boy so you might already be aware of this, but…." Kakashi folded her arms. She was wearing a mesh shirt today with camouflage pants that hugged her legs. Her ample breasts were strapped down with bandages. "Technically, you failed the final part of your initiation exam."
Naruto clenched his jaw, angry and ashamed. "Yeah, I know."
"I decided not to report your rampage. Do you know why?"
"No."
She scratched her neck, flexing the slender muscles in her arms. "You have great potential, Uzumaki. I've seen your report cards. I've seen videos of your sparring matches."
Naruto's face heated up. He pursed his lips, stubbornly refusing to admit that he felt flattered. "If you had than you'd know that I lost a majority of them and my scores are average at best."
"Yes, which is remarkable considering how much other students have sabotaged you."
"What?" Naruto blinked. "You… know about that?"
"Of course I do." Her eyes softened. "I was hard on you. Perhaps a little too hard. When I found out who your parents were, I…" She sighed. "I'm not apologizing. I just want you to know that I was harsher on you than I should've been because of the respect I have for your parents. They were formidable people. I needed to know if you'd live up to their standards."
Naruto blinked at her. His lips quivered with an emotion he couldn't describe. "O-okay?"
"It was unfair of me." She continued before her expression turned serious. The glint in her eyes, that bloodthirsty amusement that made her seem invincible, returned with a vengeance. "With that said, I must admit that I'm a little frustrated by the way you reacted during the exam."
Naruto narrowed his eyes. "You admitted to being the cause of my parents' death. You rubbed it in my face. You stood there while I was humiliated and attacked. What exactly did you expect me to do?"
"I expected you to be in control of your emotions. At least."
"What-"
"I know what you've been through." Kakashi interrupted. "And it's nothing compared to what your father had to endure. I'm not here to be your fairy fucking godmother. I'm not going to hold your hand and let you cry on my shoulder. You choose this lifestyle and have been given every opportunity to back out of it, but you didn't."
Naruto felt himself inflate with anger. His jaw was clenched so tightly that he couldn't talk.
"Your father never lost his cool. Not once did he lash out in anger, regardless of how much he was tormented." She walked towards him. Her chakra washed over him like a tsunami of boiling water. "If you really want this, if you're ready and willing to fight to the end to prove yourself, than stop crying."
"I'm not crying." Naruto began, outraged yet oddly intimidated.
"You're a crybaby. Just like your mother used to be." Kakashi hissed. She was face to face with him, seizing him up as if she were a bully at a bar looking for a fight. "You throw a tantrum every time you're reminded of how unfair your life is. I need you to be stronger than that."
"I've never complained before. You're the one who-"
"Shut up!" Her voice cracked. "You're better than this. You've got your father's determination and your mother's natural talent. Why are you holding back? Why are you so blind to what's in front of you? You could be the one. You could bring your father's dream to fruition. I need you to heal Konoha, but that won't happen as long as you cling to your self-pity."
Naruto's hands were trembling. He didn't know why. He wasn't angry. He wasn't…. was he? No one had ever said something like that to him. Not even Chouji. His best friend usually tried to talk him out of doing certain things, worried that Naruto was going to get himself killed. And here was a woman who he had looked up to nearly all his life, who had admitted to being the cause of his parents' deaths, lecturing him and telling him he wasn't trying hard enough. He didn't know how to feel about this. A part of him was upset that she was accusing him of holding back while another part of him was ashamed for disappointing her.
"Do you understand what I am telling you?" She said when he didn't reply.
"No! I'm allowed to be upset. I've fought hard to get this far."
"Fight harder." Kakashi whispered harshly. "No one in this academy is going to pity you for what you've been through. None of them are going to applaud your successes. Things will only get rougher from here on out and I need to know if you can handle it. Your little show yesterday was not strength. It was weakness. Do you understand?"
"…."
"Do. You. Understand?"
"…. Yes."
Kakashi squeezed her eyes shut and inhaled deeply, the tension in her shoulders giving away slightly. "You've chosen a brutal path. I cannot pamper you. I cannot go easy on you. Because, if I do, your teammates will devour you. I say this because I want you to succeed. If you cannot handle these two girls than you have no place here."
Naruto had never cried in front of anyone. Not even his friends had ever seen a single tear. He wasn't about to break his record. "I have never shown vulnerability. Not even yesterday. I'm not weak."
"Rage is vulnerability. It's dangerous." Kakashi said sternly. "It makes you feel powerful when you're anything but."
He blushed in frustration, not willing to accept that he was too stubborn to admit she was right. He didn't need her. He didn't need anyone. He had survived this long without someone's help. And besides, what did she know.
000
Naruto was exhausted. He almost fell asleep twice while eating his ramen. Chouji had to snap him out of it. The chubby boy looked worried. As always. Lee, who was usually only in the cafeteria as long as it took Neji to order her food, did not follow the Hyuuga prodigy outside for the first time since Naruto knew him. Even Shino had decided to grace him with his presence.
"I don't need a babysitter." He muttered irritably, sensing the three boys staring at him.
"We know."
"You're so lucky, Naruto-san." Lee added, sighing jealously. "I would do anything to be on an all-girls team."
"…. What are you talking about?"
"My teammates are beautiful and buxom. Neji in particular, though I will say that TenTen's slender shape has managed to charm me greatly these last few months. However, my team leader, as awesomely spectacular as he may be, is not female." Lee clutched his chest dramatically. "Oh, how I wish he were. You, on the other hand, have the privilege of admiring the feminine forms of some of KENA's finest. Kakashi is a formidable (unmarried) woman with a legendary past. Iron Fist's modesty is refreshing and her eyes remind me of the grass fields just outside of our village. And, last but not least, the black beast. Of unmatched beauty, she-"
"That's enough, Lee." Naruto said tiredly.
"But I wasn't finished."
"Yes, you are." Naruto prodded the rice with his chopsticks. "You guys have no idea how lucky you are. I'd kill to be on another team."
Lee blinked. "Iron Fist is nice. She smells like peaches."
"She could smell like a fruit cocktail for all I care. Doesn't make her nice."
"Shika-chan is genuinely nice and really smart." Chouji said, a bright smile on his face. Only two things could produce that kind of smile on him. Food and his crush. "She had her hair down after the team shower. She's so pretty."
"Bet Ino gave you a hard time though." Naruto said, forcing himself to eat.
"Did she tease you about your weight again?" Lee asked earnestly.
Chouji frowned. "Ino was being difficult the entire time. She kept complaining about our team leader being a guy."
Naruto almost choked on the rice. "You have a male team leader too? You lucky bastard!"
"I don't know about that." Chouji's frown deepened. "Because he's a guy there had to be another team leader present. A female one. I think her name was Anko. She was mean. She kept siding with Ino and accusing Asuma-sensei of sexual intimidation or whatever. If it wasn't for Shika-chan, it could've ended really badly. She stood up for him."
Asuma? Sounded familiar. "Yeah, Ino's always been a bitch."
"Maybe…" Chouji mumbled. "I feel kinda sorry for her. She's the first girl in her clan to be accepted into KENA in a long time. It's a lot of pressure. I've seen her crying in hallways before. She's trying so hard to fit in, but the Uchiha sisters just keep ignoring her."
"Serves her right."
"Naruto…"
"No." He glared at his best friend. "Stop doing that. Stop sympathizing with everyone. Some people just don't deserve it. Ino made her choice. If it's all too much for her, she should just quit and…"
"And?"
Naruto was reminded of his conversation with Kakashi. He immediately clenched his fists. "Never mind."
"I have a female team leader." Shino said eventually. "She was kind to me."
"Who?" Lee asked eagerly.
"Yuhi Kurenai."
"Yeah, she was raised by two guys I think."
Naruto nearly choked on his food. "Two guys? What?"
"It was a huge scandal." Chouji said. "You know the saying right? Two women raise heroes. Two men raise zeroes."
Naruto furrowed his brow. Lesbian couples weren't uncommon. He saw many of them walking through the markets with their children, but he'd never actually thought about what that meant for the father of that child. "What's that supposed to mean? Men can't raise children?"
"That's exactly what it means." Chouji replied, lowering his eyes and whispering. "I hope my future children won't see me the way some girls see their fathers. Do you want children?"
"Never thought about it."
"Oh."
An awkward silence fell.
"Um… Are you okay?"
Naruto blinked at Chouji. "Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"
"I don't know. You've been a little distant today. Usually you've got a lot to say about these subjects. I just thought that something was wrong. Did you talk to your team leader about what happened during the exam?"
"…. Yeah."
"Good." Chouji exchanged looks with Lee. "Did you tell her anything else?"
"Like what?"
"Nothing."
It pissed Naruto off. He ignored them, focusing on his other friend. "So, Shino, you're stuck with an all-girl team too, huh? Sucks, doesn't it?"
"Hinata is always sweet. You're lucky to have her as a teammate." Chouji answered. "I sit next to her in class sometimes. She always lends me her pencils if I forget mine."
"What about Kiba?" Naruto knew he was being childish, but he kind of hoped that the wild amazon or feral dog, or whatever Lee called her, was extremely unfriendly. He just didn't think it was fair that he was stuck with a she-demon, a pretentious teacher's pet and the woman responsible for his parents' deaths.
"Kiba is… different." Was he imagining things or was Shino blushing from behind his high collar?
"Kiba is Kiba. She's not bad. Just a little sassy. She's one of Shika-chan's friends." Chouji shrugged. "You'll get used to her soon enough."
Kiba was hot. That was always the first word that came to mind when Naruto thought about the Inuzuka girl. She was exotic with her brown skin, almond eyes, tattoos and piercings. She was hotter than her older sister and Hana's sex appeal was not to be messed with. Naruto had spent almost an entire day dreaming about the dog-loving sisters after he spotted them wrestling half-naked in the mud on his way to work.
Kiba's uniform was neither skimpy nor tight. She wore the traditional blazer, the dark green skirt (though it was as short as Sasuke's), the white button-up, and underneath it, she wore sneakers. Yet her outfit was as outrageous as Hidan's. The reason for this was because both her blazer and her shirt were several sizes too big for her. Knowing Kiba, she probably gotten her size wrong and constantly forget to order a new one that fit her properly. On top of that, she rarely buttoned her shirt correctly and tended to bounce all over the place so wardrobe failure was inevitable. Kiba had a body that could knock the sense out everyone who appreciated the female form – long and powerful legs, toned arms and back and a nice rack. She was also extremely flexible.
"Go to hell, all of you. Why did I get stuck with the crazy ones?"
"You should not be jealous, Naruto-kun!" Lee said grandly. "You have made significant progress with your lovely teammates! They brought you gifts!"
"Just one, Lee. And I already ate it."
"It's the thought that counts?" Chouji tried.
000
SalamanderNatsu – I did delete chapters, yes. I'm rewriting King Kunta. I wasn't happy with where it was going and it had been so long since I worked on it that I had forgotten half of the plot points. I published two chapters at once and deleted the rest to make sure there wasn't any confusion.
Geroar – Thank you so much.
Skull Flame – I'm glad you can see the similarities. 1. Sasuke's fixation with Naruto is simple. She felt extremely disrespected when Naruto groped her by accident during their first year and she's determined to make him suffer for it. However, since Naruto refuses to show them how much their bullying is really affecting him, she believes that he's not being punished enough. Hidan's reasons are just as simple. She was charmed by him during their previous encounter and (because, like all girls in Konoha, she believes that all men are dumb perverts) is now under the impression that he's a pure-hearted woman trapped in a man's body. 2. I'm still not sure if I'm even going to pair Naruto with someone. It's still too early for me to decide. 3. Itachi is definitely up to something (hehehe). 4. Really? What made you think she was a guy at first? 5. Can't reveal that yet without giving too much away :D
Guest0000000000 – Oooh, these are some good questions. 1. There are various ways a lesbian couple can have children in this story, and the method is mainly decided by what clan they are from. Some clans may use certain jutsus to conceive, others indeed use sperm banks and there are also a few who do something a little more illegal. 2. Uchiha Mikoto is alive and kicking. That's all I'm going to say :D. 3. Some clans and individual women are kinder towards men and more accepting of the idea that they're equal to them than others. Again, that's all I can say without revealing too much. 4. Itachi definitely did something to Naruto.