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Kankertouchables part 2
On a sunny summer day in the Peach creek neighborhood, in the cul-de-sac, all the neighborhood kids were playing, running, enjoying the air, not far from there, the kanker sisters were preparing to give notice.
-Lee?- may wonder
-Are you sure this will work?-
-Of course it will work- said Lee Kanker
-Look there are all the neighborhood Kids, this Kevin, this Nazz, this johnny, that idiot Jimmy and her crying friend Sarah-
-Lee, don't say that to sarah and jimmy- Marie said disapproving of Lee's uneductive language
-You also forgot Rolf, he is the only one who is not with the boys at the Cul-de-sac- said the blue-haired girl.
-It doesn't matter, as long as most of them are there- she said.
The Kids were playing and enjoying the day when suddenly. Lee interrupts with a loudspeaker.
-BEWARE OF THE THIEF, A SERIAL THIEF IS ON THE LOOSE!-
All the boys looked to pay attention to the announcement of the red-haired Kanker.
-It's true, a thief!- said jimmy
-That thief stole my action figure sergeant john!-
-It's true-said an orange haired girl named Sarah with a shy voice.
-Couldn't you help us?-
many murmurs were heard in the small group of neighbors, about some of their things that were missing.
-thief stole my brain!- said the farmer boy named Johnny.
The kankers just put a WTF expression
shortly after, Lee begins to calm the murmurs.
-Everyone calm down, calm down, everything is under control!- said Lee over the speaker.
The Cul-de-sac Kids looked dubiously at the redheaded kanker.
-Oh Yeah?!- said a blonde
-and you dorks don't think to do anything about it?-
-Yeah!- All the other Kids said in unison, agreeing with her.
that girl was nothing more and nothing less than Nazz Van bartonschmeer, a very sporty girl, but rude, she wore a simple white shirt, a cap, a jean, always calling the three sisters "Silly" or "Dorks" since they were children. In preschool, of all the Kids, she was the one who most rejected the kankers.
Lee responded defiantly.
"Well! We 'DORKS' are going to solve THIS mystery!"
-Ahahaha- Nazz laughed
-Really? Well, I would pay to see that-
-Me too- said Jimmy convinced
-Yes and I- said Johnny
-I too, I do have faith in you girls- said Kevin the neighborhood gallant, giving the sisters a wink.
The Kankers just blushed and giggled a little nervous.
-hehehe thanks kevin-
Later, that day….
The kankers were in one of the alleys of the neighborhood.
They were all very thoughtful, about how they could find the mysterious thief, what would be the perfect bait?
Marie was the one who broke the silence
-Well, what are we going to do now redhead?-
-good!- said Lee
-M, may, this is going to be the plan-
half an hour later, the kankers already had the bait.
-Really Lee?- said marie
-THIS is your perfect bait? Put May with a no-touch sign?-
-For me it is a perfect idea- said Lee crossing her arms
-¿¡Why on earth would someone touch May!?- Marie asked putting her hand against her face.
-I don't know- said Lee -it's adorable, I would…-
The blue-haired sister just raised her eyebrow.
-Well let's hope it works- Marie said without much hope.
-Okay, let's go M! behind the bushes! and May STOP LAUGHING, be quiet and STAY STILL!-
-haha ok lee- May froze with an expression of hypnotized but immobile.
Before long, Nazz passed by on a bicycle, looked at May immobile and simply said:
-Doork- and she continued with her journey.
-Dork?- wonder may
-May you be quiet!- Lee said from the bushes.
-Okay- said the blonde girl.
The hours passed and May was still standing there, absolutely no one passed by the place.
Marie and Lee were killing boredom in the bush where they were hiding, Marie was petting a squirrel, while Lee was bored watching social media from her Samsung cell phone.
Until suddenly, they heard someone approach, it seemed to be two individuals, since one was being heard talking, the two sisters quickly peeked out to see who it was.
When they saw who it was, it turned out to be a neighbor that they already knew, it was a boy with natural blue hair, with a foreign accent, he wore a red T-shirt with a yellow line, he had in his arm piece of wood, with a drawn face by hand.
-is just that strange boy- Lee said without surprise.
-Hello May!- Rolf said greeting May, but the Kanker did not move or say anything.
-Wow, you have a beautiful blonde hair- said the blue haired boy.
-Oh no, he won't do what I think she will do- said Marie from the bushes, watching the scene closely.
-What did you say plank?- Rolf asked her friend made of wood.
-What do you want …. ¿touch his hair? Well, there is no sign that prohibits it-
-Of course there is, you idiot- said Lee in a low voice
Rolf places plank over may's hair, Lee whispers to marie
-hey, may was touched, shoot now-
Suddenly, the sound of a loud alarm surprises Rolf so much that he falls back to the ground.
-Wel well, it's doctor stump- said Lee along with Marie pointing accusingly at the bluehead boy.
-Yeah, they are weird!- said Rolf and quickly started running at full speed.
-It is said by someone who talks to a piece of wood, quickly M! ¡get him! don't escape!- Lee ordered.
quickly the two sisters start a chase.
-Move may!-
-Sure Lee!-
the blonde also joined to the chase
-On the other side, may!-
-Oh , of course!- May says, this time running in the right direction.
Rolf fled towards a gate that was in the fence, close to a shortcut to the neighborhood near the park, he quickly passed through it, but not before closing the wooden gate.
Lee just jumped over the fence.
Marie passed by opening the door and closing it so that she could continue on.
May jumped into a small hole in the same door and managed to go through it as if she were an invertebrate. (cartoon logic)
M and Lee kept chasing the deserter, until it occurred to them to hide behind the light pole.
May arrived at the moment, she saw what her sisters were doing, but when she tried to hide behind the light pole, she only ended up colliding with it.
-AUCH!-
She kept trying behind the post several times, but always ended up hitting her hard head, until Lee decided to pull her arm inside.
- come on, idiot-
-Wow!- said the blonde girl.
-I'm surprised how much space there is back here-
-shut up may-
Finally Rolf runs around, thinking that maybe he has lost them, he looks behind him, so he could not see that May, Marie and Lee put their feet to make him fall.
-They finally caught me Said the foreigner on the point of throwing his friend plank -but you can still save yourself-
-I'll keep that, thank you so kind- said Marie victorious, removing the plank.
-Hey give me that!- shout rolf
-resistance to authority?- said Lee
and Eolf receives a strong electric shock.
-Where did you get that Taser from?- asked marie
-From Jimmy's room- Lee said -I borrowed it-
"Riiiiight" said the bluehead sarcastically rolling her eyes.
Later…
-What where I am?- Rolf said, beginning to regain consciousness, he saw that he was completely tied to a chair, without the possibility of moving or escaping, his plank friend was almost in the same situation, only that the only difference was a baby chair.
-Nice hairstyle, Rolfie your mom if you take care of it- May said pointing at him with the lit flashlight.
-By the way, look what we have for you- May point the flashlight to the blue-haired surroundings
-It's a lie detector, take a good look at what you say Rolfie- says May
-Yes Rolf- Lee continued to question the alleged suspect
-You wouldn't lie to your friends would you? MAY! Lights!- ordered Lee
May delivers it without problem.
-Alright rolf, enough of the games! Why don't you tell us where other people's things are?-
Rolf just looked at the redhead in wonder.
-Rolf doesn't know what you're talking about, redhead kanker girl ¿what's up?-
-¿What do you think M?- Lee asked Marie
Marie simply went over to smell the toaster that was part of the "advanced and well-crafted lie machine detector"
- inconclusive, Lee-
The red-haired kanker gritted her teeth.
-WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK! Maybe your friend does- she said, directing his gaze to Plank.
-Where is all , you little board ¡CONFESSES!- Lee asked to the wooden object.
-Really Lee?- said Marie laughing out loud -are you interrogating an inanimate object?-
-YOU Shut up!- Lee ordered and turned to Plank
– nothing, huh?-
She gives a tremendous slap to the table, as the only result she just hurt his hand himself.
-AAAAAH! THE CHIPS!- scream of pain.
-Ahahahaha!- Marie laughed.
-is there a madhouse around here?-
-Shut up M!- yelled Lee
-Okay okay haha- Marie calmed down.
-Hey!- Rolf said
-don't abuse Plank!-
At that moment a toasted bread comes out of the toaster.
-Mmm buttered toast-
-Don't even think about eating the evidence, May- Lee said, glaring.
Marie sniffed the bread, then typed the data into her computer and the results quickly came out.
-As you can see, plank is lying- said the bluehead showing her screen that said "Liar" .
-Well Plank- said Lee -I didn't want to have to do this, but you don't leave me any choice-
-What are you going to do to him?- Rolf said in a tone of concern for the welfare of her friend
Lee takes an mp3 out of his pocket
-M the earphones- ordered the older sister
-Don't hate me Plank- said Marie handing Lee the earphones
-Plank ,if you don't confess- Lee said preparing the object of torture.
-I'm going to make you listen to old Justin Bimberlake songs!-
-IT'S OK IT'S OK! I'LL TALK!- the blue-haired shouted -I WAS, I TAKE OTHERS 'THINGS NOW, RELEASE PLANK AND ME!-
-Well girls case closed- Lee said triumphantly.
After the interrogation, the kankers presented the thief to justice, and the justice in this case are residents of the neighborhood, who beat up Rolf and put him inside a tire, and paid them the money they had bet on the sisters.
-Sisters!- Lee said happily -tell me what it's big, round and cheap!-
-A bucket of paint!- said May
-No you idiot!- said Lee slapping her on the head
-Its Jawbreakers!-
-YEEES AHHH!- the blonde and the blue haired shouted with emotion
-Well now let's go get them!- yelled the redhead but was stopped by Jimmy, accompanied by Sarah
-Pick me up there!- Jimmy said
-What do you want now?- Lee said
-let me guess, did you a miss the blanket you sleep with too?-
-Ehhh I don't know what you're talking about, silly- he made himself disengaged, with great shame because Sarah was with him hearing that.
-I found my action figure ¡under my bed!- Jimmy clarified
-It's true- Sarah continued with her shy voice showing them the lost toy.
-Hey Lee- said Marie -I was going through my things and it turns out that I found my magnifying glass- she said smiling to hide her embarrassment.
-So… ¿Rolf was innocent?- was May question
-Do you want Jawbreakers or not?- Lee said quickly changing the subject, before her sisters realize that Lee did all of this just for profit.
-Well let's go- Marie said with a sigh.
In the meantime…
Jimmy and his friend Sarah were walking towards a very high place, rolling Rolf who was still trapped in the tire.
-That Lee Kanker thinks she is too smart- Jimmy told to his scared friend.
-We know you didn't do nothing Rolf- Jimmy said for the first time sounding friendly.
-r-really?- Rolf asked a little doubtful of Jimmy's rarely seen kindness
-Wait a bit, Rolf. This-won't-hurt- he said giving a push from the high place making Rolf roll and scream.
-Or I think maybe it does- Jimmy said meanly.
Back with the Kankers ...
the three sisters were tasting their candies outside the candy store.
-Should we be responsible for Rolf's predicament?- Marie asked Lee in a very inquisitive way.
-Naaah- the older sister answered.
-You know what they say, a little childhood trauma builds your character-
Suddenly, due to fate or rather Jimmy, Rolf arrives rolling and taking May, Marie and Lee ahead causing them to accidentally spit their candies, the round candies are rolling.
-Oh no! The Jawbreakers! - Lee yelled.
- After them! -
And again another chase begins, after running so many blocks, the Jawbreakers finally fell into an open sewer. in a lonely place away from the neighborhood, and it looked very inhospitable as it was getting dark.
-AAAAARGH!- Lee yelled.
-Well, we'll have to go in there to get our Jawbreakers back-
-What?!- Marie said scared -¿¡ did you know how dirty and unhealthy it is down there !? Not even May would go in there-
-Hey!- May said
-Besides, it's already getting dark, we have to go or mother will worry when she comes home from work and sees that we are not at home-
-Well retreat girls, at least we could taste them- Lee said, sighing in defeat.
-I already forgot the taste- May said crying.
-Calm May- Marie said resting her hand on the minor's shoulder
-there will always be a next time-
The Kankers left the place, ignoring that at the smelly bottom of that open sewer there were three individuals who saw and heard everything.
TO BE CONTINUED...
End of Chapter 2
Next chapter, The EDS.
