(Disclaimer: Negative aspects of a story will be exaggerated for comedic purposes. Just because a story is constantly ridiculed does not mean that it is bad. Any Fanfiction that is good will be praised by the end.)

Warning: The following review is rated T for occasional cursing (and by occasional, I mean, like, one time, and that's it).

Magolor's Coffeehouse

Special Easter 2019 Episode: Easter Insanity by Destiny Willowleaf

TinyURL: yxndke92

Our favorite blue-robed Halcandran sat at his usual spot at the Kirby Café. This would normally mean nothing, but this time, he is wearing a headband with rabbit ears over his hood.

"Hello again, dear reader!" Magolor began. "My name is Magolor, and welcome back to Magolor's Coffeehouse!"

Strangely, he sat in his chair and said nothing for a few moments, shifting his eyes from left to right.

"Oh yeah, and happy Easter," he said at last.

"So, in the spirit of the Easter holiday, I've decided to read a Kirby Easter Fanfiction!"

"But there's just one problem: I can only review one story."

Easter Insanity

By: Destiny Willowleaf

Easter's rolled around to Dreamland, and our unfortunate wizard friend is put into the role of the Easter Bunny. Fun? No. But, maybe one of his friends can show him the day's not to bad after all.

"This was the only Easter-themed Kirby Fanfiction I could find on the Internet. I even checked Wattpad and Archive of our Own. Though I must admit, I ought to be happy that I found this one."

"What I found interesting about this story right from the get-go was the fact that I'm the one who will be the Easter Bunny. Now, you may call be a narcissist, but let's be honest: anything I'm in is probably good."

"Oh, and also," Magolor jumped back, "while it's still in my mind, the second part of my Kirby High School review will come out next week. You just have to trust me."

"Anyway, let's get down to business. This is Easter Insanity!"

MAGOLOR POV

Easter: my new least favorite holiday. It used to be tolerable, until I was told that since no rabbits exist in Dreamland, I was going to fill the role of the Easter bunny. There's just one problem: I have NEVER celebrated Easter. Probably because it changes every year, but still. Halcandra was never really a green planet. There's technology and lava everywhere, and the few surviving plants and only there to house stars. I can't believe that they'd chose me of all people. Why not pick someone who knows ANYTHING about the holiday?

"Well, apparently you do know about it, so why do you gotta be such a wuss about it?"

"Also, why do I have such a big problem with Easter in this fic? I mean, it's not my cup of coffee, but I can at least tolerate it. The only unpleasant experience I ever had with Easter was this: TinyURL: yyyex7ga

But no. The mayor said that I HAD to be the Easter bunny.

Marx knew about this, of course, and put me in white bunny ears and a tail.

"Always happy to help a friend out!" Marx happily crowed, popping up from underneath the table.

"Don't you have to be annoying somewhere else?" Magolor groaned, giving Marx a disapproving look.

"Not until 4," the jester boy smiled.

"Whatever. Just try not to ruin the review."

"I can't promise that."

I knew that my life was going to be hellish as soon as I stepped out of the door of the Lor Starcutter.

The entirety of Pupu Village was standing there. EVERYONE.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"EASTER BUNNY POYO!" Kirby exclaimed, tackle-hugging me.

"Poyo!" shouted someone from the left end of the cafe. Before Magolor had a fleeting chance of seeing who it was who uttered the shout, he was immediately knocked out of his chair by a pink blur. The blur in question was obviously Kirby, who was tackle-hugging him just like in the story.

"Kirby?! How did you even get in here?!" Magolor exclaimed after taking a moment to get his bearings.

"How do you think I got in here?" Marx chimed in. "You didn't even bother to close the door. It's wide open!"

Magolor turned to the door and noticed that Marx was correct. He dashed to the entrance and swiftly slammed it shut. "If anyone else comes in, could you please let me know?" he said to his two friends.

"Poyo!" Kirby replied, giving him a salute.

"Sure thing," Marx answered, barely giving Magolor any eye contact.

"Not so fast, Mags," a different voice told me. "There's someone who want to see you."

Reluctantly, I turned around to see who was talking to me. Adeleine was standing there, as if she was waiting for something.

"Oh, hi Adeleine," I said. "What do you want?"

"Only to see my favorite wizard. I heard from around town that you were being forced to be the Easter bunny. I think it suits you!" she explained with a smile.

"R-Really?" I replied. "Marx did it."

"So yeah, I guess I have a thing for Adeleine in this story," Magolor stated, back in his chair. "Not that I have anything against her; she's super nice and easy to get along with. I just never realized that this was a thing, that people ship me and Adeleine together."

"Um, Adeleine?" I asked. I'm not good with most girls, so just saying that was difficult.

"Yeah?" She turned back around to face me.

"I-I-I," I had no idea what to say! "I hope you have a happy Easter and do you want to go out later?" Instantly, I slapped my hands over my mouth. I hadn't meant to say that!

"Thanks," Adeleine laughed. "And don't worry. It's fine."

I slowly put down my hands, but felt my face going red. "Bye!" I said before rushing off.

"..."

Rob Thomas: Man, it's a hot one.

I hid behind a rock, and summoned a variety of plastic eggs. Some contained money, others had candy, and one had a weekend pass to stay on the Lor. Carefully, I hid the hundred eggs around the town and surrounding area, as well as a few free Easter baskets for those who couldn't carry their loot.

I teleported back to the crowd.

"Alright everyone, here's the deal. I have hidden one hundred eggs around the town, as well as other areas nearby. These eggs contain money, candy, and one egg has a weekend pass to stay in the Lor Startcutter and get a royal treatment. I hope you have a way to hold these eggs, as you may find many. The only rules for this game are no asking me for hints, no going into the castle or my ship, and ABSOLUTELY no eating any of the prizes until you have collected all of the eggs and we have tallied up all of the scores. You may team up, but you must tell me if you are teamed up with someone else, as then I will mark you with a colored ribbon. Begin!" I instructed.

"You know," Magolor said with a sigh, "for a guy who allegedly knows nothing about Easter, he sure has the Easter Bunny shtick down."

"Poyo," Kirby nodded, apparently agreeing with his wizard buddy.

"So everyone runs off, either in search of eggs or to sign up as teams."

The process continued, until I had made it through all of the teams. Kirby and Ribbon, Sword and Fumu, Blade and Bun, Silica and Knuckle Joe(who hadn't resolved the whole interrupted proposal thing), Galactic Knight and Dark Meta Knight, Ado and Adeleine, Iroo and Honey, and Marx and Grill. Meta Knight, Sir Arthur, Sir Dragato, Sir Nonsurat, Sir Falspar, Drawcia, Paintra, Dedede, Queen Mary, Taranza, Prince Fluff, Hohhe, Salt, Pepper, Sugar, Escargon, Waddle Doo, and the adults all ran off without teammates.

"Okay," Magolor began, visibly irritated, "I'm willing to excuse the author's use of all these characters I've never heard of, since they're probably from the anime. I can also understand Ado and Adeleine being separate characters here, because it's never explicitly stated what their relationship with each other is so, as they say, better safe than sorry."

"What I will not excuse, though, is the inclusion of Galacta Knight. I mean, seriously, Destiny? Have you played any of the games? Galacta Knight is a menace! He was sealed away in an impenetrable crystal in the infinite void of space, he's so powerful! And you think it's fine to just plop him into this story and expect him to get along fine with everyone else? This sin shall not be forgiven!"

Marx, noticing Magolor's outburst and subsequent heavy breathing, decided to help out. "Do you want Kirby and I to take over while you cool of?" he asked.

Magolor grunted and motioned to the two of them, supposedly agreeing to his friend's offer. He got up and exited the café, looking awfully disgruntled.

Glad to be at peace, I flopped down onto the ground.

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"Hey, Destiny," Marx whispered. "There's this thing called a 'horizontal line.'

You may not have heard of it, but here's how it works:"

"Cool, right? Well, maybe you should use that instead of this string of random-ass marks."

By the end of the day, surprisingly, Escargon won the hunt with 64 eggs, but Adeleine and Ado found the weekend pass.

"'Surprisingly'?" Marx puzzled, his face quickly lighting up. "Oh, I get it. It's because he's a snail. You little weasel, you."

Jeremy Scott of CinemaSins: That's racist.

"So now we-" he started, but quickly paused as soon as he saw Magolor returning to his chair. "Hey buddy," Magolor said. "Where are we at?"

"We are at Dedede's castle later that day."

"Oh yes!" Magolor exclaimed. "So now we see Magolor at a party hosted by the king later that night…"

Later that night, there was a small party hosted at the castle. At one point, Dedede started a forced karaoke contest, and I ended up on stage.

Sighing, I went with one of the only songs I knew: Down by Jason Walker.

"I don't know where I'm at.

I'm standing out the back,

And I'm tired of waiting.

Waiting here in in line,

Hoping that I'll find

What I've been chasing

I shot for the sky

I'm stuck on the ground

So why do I try?

I know I'm gonna fall down.

I thought I could fly,

So why did I drown?

You never know why

It's coming down, down, down."

After the song was over, almost everyone was applauding.

"Well, okay," Magolor deadpanned, a little disappointed. "That song is good, I will admit, but it has no reason to be in here. It doesn't make sense, and it doesn't relate to my character at all. Honestly, you could've made this scene four times better if I sang— oh, I don't know— a David Bowie song, or something."

Suddenly, Starman by David Bowie began playing, but it wasn't the original song. Instead, it was Star Road - Super Mario World, the high-quality rip uploaded by SiIvagunner that mashes up the advertised song with Starman. Magolor began to sing along with the mashup, quite beautifully, in fact.

There's a starman waiting in the sky

He'd like to come and meet us

But he thinks he'd blow our minds

There's a starman waiting in the sky

He's told us not to blow it

Cause he knows it's all worthwhile

He told me:

Let the children lose it

Let the children use it

Let all the children boogie

So, why did I say I hated Easter? It all boils down to the night. Dedede kept calling me Mr. Bunny, Kirby routinely tackle-hugged me, and everyone else continued to ask if I had a professional singing career.

"Wait," Magolor stated, looking noticeably peeved. "That's why you hate Easter? Dude, that's not a horrible day. That sounds like the best goshdarn day ever!"

Also, Adeleine and I have planned a day for just the two of us this weekend. So embarrassing myself worked! I just hope that Marx doesn't find out.

"Oh, don't worry," Marx mused. "I'll find out. I always find out."

NORMAL POV

Smiling, Magolor clicked on the post button on his blog. The post went to the top of the list.

"Just another day in my life," he sighed. "Tortured by Marx, insulted by Dedede, and Adelewine troubles."

On the other side of the room, the said painter was sleeping with her sister. The twins had chosen to use the pass before they forgot to use it, but Magolor let them stay for two days instead of the weekend the pass had said.

With a smile, he closed his laptop.

"The End."

"Well, my work is done here," Magolor blurted, quickly leaving his spot and heading out the door.

"Wait, Magolor!" Marx called out to him. "You still didn't give your final thoughts— meh, why do I even waste my breath?"

Happy Easter

Performed by Magolor, Marx, and Kirby

Special Thanks

Channel Awesome

Keldeo the Critic by Matthais Unidostres

Kirby H by DokiDokiTsuna

SpongeBob SquarePants

Smooth by Santana ft. Rob Thomas

CinemaSins

Starman by David Bowie

SiIvagunner

HAL Laboratory

Magolor doesn't know how to end reviews ^m^ !1! - Marx

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