Warning: The following commercial is rated T for cursing and stuff.
(Stock footage of Wal-Mart stores began to play, and would continue to play for the rest of the commercial.)
Forget you, Dedede!
If you're dumb enough to go shopping this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Magolor's Shoppe!
Bad deals! Crap that doesn't work! Thieves!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Magolors, you can kiss my butt!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid dummy, you'll fall for this bullcrap! Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal, cram it down your ugly throat! You heard us right, cram it down your ugly throat!
Bring your trade! Bring your title! Bring your wife! We'll kill her! That's right, we'll kill your wife!
Because at Magolor's Shoppe, you're screwed 6 ways from Sunday!
Take a hike, to Magolor's Shoppe! Home of Challenge Pissing! That's right, Challenge Pissing! How does it work? If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up, and not get wet, you get no down payment!
Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't mess with us! Or we'll rip your face off! Only at Magolor's Shoppe, the only dealer that tells you to shut up!
Hurry up, peabrain! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead man! Magolor's Shoppe, Dream Land's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest nut jobs on Planet Popstar!
Guaranteed!