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Nino gave Alya a run-down version of what happened at Lunch while all the new students and a lot of old ones stared at him.
Even the teachers stared at him.
"So let me get this straight," she said. "Your mom let a homeless guy live in your house for a few weeks and then he left before summer vacation, then you magically see that you have new clothes and products and you believe it was a thank you from the guy?"
"Pretty much," he said before he said. "That is all I can tell you. I've been using the products that appeared every day since then and somehow I turned into this"
He was strangely popular with the first year's.
"Well, damn. Should my family pick up homeless guys too?" Said Alya. "What is the name of the products you're using so I can buy it"
"Can't read it." He said. "But the moment my mom found out how good it was, she worked it in her room. So yeah... that's a lost cause. I heard my mom talking to it this morning"
"I can't blame her," said Alya. "If I had such products, I would set up booby traps."
Really?
"Both of you are scary," he said.
#Scene Change#
Fabu went to a shop that he knew had a busted Ice cream machine, summer was almost over and having no ice cream or ice, in general, was the worst thing to not have.
He said to the worker. "Hello, I heard your ice cream machine is busted. I can fix your machine for you for free if you want. If it's completely ruined, I'll pay you to get a new one. However, if it works great and you need something else fixed, it would be 40 euros"
The person stared at him but his charisma was high.
"Alright," said the man, and then he was let out into the back and then under the guys watch, he began fixing it with his tools.
The job only took a second for him but to pass off as a normal person, he made it appear to be 5 minutes.
He cleaned the machine then turned it on.
The dead ice cream machine came roaring to life and the guy was shocked.
"Let me leave you with my number. Feel free to pass it on to anybody else." He said. "The bigger the machine, the more I charge. I'm also a miracle worker when it comes to building stuff" he got out a set of pictures and said. "Here is a small sample of what I can build"
"Woah," said the person, seeing what he made.
He then left his number and began offering his first fix to the others for free, when he was done he left his disposal phone, phone number.
Ah, the magic of a disposal phone.
You don't need to sign a contract or anything, you just need to pay for minutes.
However, very quickly he found actual paid work, as much as the adverts had people believing, Paris was working beautifully from top to bottom, it was not.
A lot of those businesses were barely getting by so they couldn't afford to fix their place up, so his cheap prices for his level of skill was viewed as god sent.
He was also well aware that because of his looks, he didn't look very professional but he didn't care.
Work was work, even if none of the high-end places like Gabriel would ever hire him, due to looks.
He was also making money much faster too, he used to be making 23 bucks or something per hour but now he got paid 40 for 5 minutes of work, all upfront cash.
And in a city filled with rich entitled brats, things indeed get smashed.
While he was dealing with fixing tourists rampage, the Lahiffe family were dealing with the feeling that people were following them home and waiting outside their own house.
After all, all three of them were gorgeous and had admirers.
But it got worse.
Nino was put on tv when he provided the music for Adrien latest fashion show and about a dozen people saw his now fine self playing the music in the background.
He got a modelling offer out of it, but at the same time the eyes following him increased by 10 fold, all of them felt like they were dodging the whole city.
Then something indeed happened.
Nino was out of class when Rose's dad came into school and pulled him aside to talk to him.
He was informed that apparently, a neighbour noticed there were some shady people hanging around the house and one of them broke in and came out screaming his mom's name.
The police force had cleared the people out but his address was clearly out there now, they also found a truck filled with rope and duck tape.
His mouth was open the whole time, and so was everybody around them as they heard the tale.
"Nino," said the man. "The police can patrol the area for a few nights but we can't do it all the time. Is there a place you and your family can stay, like a cousin's house or something? The police are willing to offer you a safe house but you're going to have to stop walking or maybe you need to move schools"
Move!?
However, he said. "No worries, I and my family can just move to the mansion"
And the moment he said that he realised he had just made a huge mistake, as the mans face changed immediately and everybody turned to look at him as if he had yelled it over a megaphone.
"Wait, that came out wrong," he said, covering up any misunderstanding, he was not secretly rich. "My mom has this...friend, who owns a bunch of things and he said he would let use one of his mansions in case we needed it. It's only an hour away from Paris. My mom can call him up. I'm sure he would be okay with it."
Oh...
Most of the people went back to what they were doing because nobody really cares about nobody who knew rich people.
"Well, if he says yes, that would be amazing," said the cop. "If he says no, then we have a safe house. It's really not safe for you to be walking around, at least not without a disguise or a bodyguard."
What?
You have got to be kidding me!
He flopped his head, he really liked these clothes.
The man then drove him to his house where his mom was waiting and already calling the owner of the house.
They were in luck, Fabu had actually found a way to leave France and was planning to do so soon, so they can move in.
Hearing this, the family packed their bags, got the truck loaded and then rolled out.
Meanwhile, Fabu hoped onto a millionaire daughter private plan after hypnotising them to believe he was a good friend and flew out of France.
He was then dropped off near the biggest junkyard in the world.
Because there was so much junk, no sane person wanted to go there.
However, where people saw junk and potential disease, he saw parts to make his space station with.
With gloves and a full-body suit on, he found so many cool stuff that people just throw away.
With the building skills he fine-tuned thanks to building his own house, he made and disinfected rooms within an hour, he then lowered the finished rooms down into the sea and made himself an air supply so that he can continue building under the sea.
He checked himself into a terrible motel were he disinfected the suit constantly, there was no way he was doing it in anywhere nice.
At the end of the day, he had what he wanted but he needed an energy supply.
He began building on his knowledge of energy, he went from creating his own physical battery to something a lot more special.
He even made a machine that copied materials which was god sent for his wallet because there was no way he could get this thing to space without it.
He would have to be a billionaire for that and the media sniffs out billionaires.
He continued building for two weeks before he deemed the station ready for space.
Thank god, the ocean was so deep.
He felt so much pride seeing what he had built and heard trumpets.
But still no reward.
Fuck this system.
Now, he needed a crew.
But was the solution to this problem, to build robots to be as lifelike as possible?
He felt like there was a bunch of people on Earth, who would be happy to abandon this world.
Wasn't there a homeless shelter, nearby?
He began heading there and looking like a bum himself when he got inside he said. "Hello, my fellow homeless people! Who here, hates Earth? Who here is willing to abandon everything they know and enter glory with me? Who here is sick and tired of feeling hungry and having cold small beds to sleep on?"
People looked at him however as long as he didn't come to consume a bed, the staff couldn't kick him out.
"If you wish to start over, follow me. You will become another person, be free of the temptation that got you here and live under a person who actually cares for you. If you wish to be set free then go to the trash site tomorrow morning" he said. "However if you aren't interested, then please pass it on to somebody else."
He then went to all the homeless shelters and did the same thing.
He was at the site, at four in the morning and noticed a police officer strolling around.
It occurred to him right there and then, that he sounded like a dangerous cult leader and the police were most likely here to make sure nothing dangerous was going on.
However, his hypnosis was now so powerful that he had actually hypnotised the whole city by now.
And then he saw them.
Homeless people both young and old began to come when it was clear he had enough, he said.
"The time for entry is now closed," he said. "All of you who have come, have agreed to throw away your old selves and start over. Ladies and gentleman, you are now members of Hexagon Prime, a space station from another race. Goodbye and Hello"
His voice could even be heard all the way at the back.
And then all of their eyes glazed over and they got into the water suits he placed beside him, when they were suited up they then followed him to the station below and went inside.
After draining the water, one by one, he put them on a table and began smothering them with his much more potent version of the products he had given the Lahiffe family.
Before his very eyes, the elderly became wrinkle-free and good looking, those who had no hope in the looks department suddenly had the looks to stun even models.
..but so many naked bodies, though.
He shivered but kept at it, he then began to rename each one of them and make them believe they had reverted back into an egg and being reborn.
He then hit the blast-off button, knowing full well it would be detected by the human race but the hypnotised city won't see a thing.
The thing began to move up out of the water, before jumping to hyperspeed and stopped in space.
Floating with oxygen thankfully still in the station, he dragged each person to their new rooms.
He made sure the food was crazily stocked, and then he turned on the gravity.
Now able to walk, he put a suit one and began to jetpack his way to all of Earths satellites.
On each satellite, he installed a simple chip just to make sure the satellites won't pick up any signal coming from space to Earth.
There was no astronaut mission today so nobody saw him do it.
Then he went back to the ship and went to sleep after feeding his space mouse.
Boy, the mouse was lucky.
When he woke up, he had breakfast, then he loaded his stuff and mouse into a spaceship and headed out, looking for a planet that Human beings can breathe on.
Or make a planet inhabitable.
He hoped the Lahiffe family liked his gifts.
#The Mansion#
The Lahiffe family were stunned to find a package addressed to all three of them which was unusual.
They opened it up and saw a clip on-chip that said 'wear on your person' and a VR helmet, that said 'wear while you sleep, use this before you use the chip'.
They obeyed the instructions and put the helmets on.
When they woke up the next day which was a Saturday, they didn't feel any different.
But then they started talking and realised they weren't speaking French or any language they had heard of before.
Did the device, restore their birth language to them?
Then Nino attached a chip to his red rubber band and all three of them were shocked when a blue beam came out of it and they saw a blond guy so good looking Adrien fangirls would abandon him if they ever saw him.
They heard from him. "I am Katz. Commander of the space station Hexagon Prime, so your the one's I was told about"
All three of them just stared.
The coolness seemed to have broken them.
The guy waited for their brains to take a breather.
Finally, the woman said. "Nice to meet you, Katz"
"Nice to meet you, Mrs Lahiffe," he said, before saying. "Now, I will be your contact to our world from now on. If you wish to tour the station or stay on the station, you will have to contact me. If you wish for any gadgets, you must get it approved by me. However, there are indeed days, where I will not be able to respond. I may be back on our home planet or strolling through Earth. If for any reason you are called off-world, a ride will pick you up."
And then he said. "Now, in a few days time, you will receive some patches. From the data his Majesty has given us, we have realised that there are a lot of unknown diseases on the planet known as Earth that we have no way to fight against. However, with our level of technology, we should be able to eliminate the chances of all of us getting seriously sick but everybody including you will have to be put through a lot of patches"
Silence.
"So cool," said Chris.
All of them were impressed.
They couldn't wait to see the station.
Hell, they couldn't wait to see the world they came from.
#somewhere in space#
Fabu calculated how much money he had left, he calculated how much money was set aside for the bill for that house.
The next four months of essential bills we're paid for.
So he had less than four months to come back to Earth.
When he comes back, he better have at least a semi-functioning planet by that time.
And eventually, he was going to have to move that mansion to the new planet because he couldn't keep going on like this.
He was always worried about the amount of money he was losing with each passing day, however, if he permanently moved to another planet where he ruled, he would never have to see another electricity bill for the rest of his life.
This ambition he had was the only thing that kept him going, no matter how many times he spectacularly failed.
Brainwashing people and then not delivering on a promise, was just plain evil.