Sorry, guys. The Pokémon Month finale will take a little longer than expected. But don't worry, it's still going to come out. As Albert Einstein once said, "a rushed fanfic review is bad forever, but a delayed fanfic review will eventually be good."

Anyway, here's a little something I whipped up to tide you over.

(Disclaimer: Negative aspects of a story will be exaggerated for comedic purposes. Just because a story is constantly ridiculed does not mean that it is bad. Any Fanfiction that is good will be praised by the end.)

Magolor's Coffeehouse

Episode 14: Joining the Jambastion by DarkRedPsycho92

TinyURL: yxpx78sd

At the Kirby Café, something peculiar seemed to be planned. First off, Magolor was not sitting in his usual spot. Instead, he is at one of the party tables, with about six seats each on the long sides. Also, the large blue curtain on the stage area was closed.

"Greetings, everyone!" Magolor beamed, giving a friendly wave to the imaginary audience. "Welcome to a special episode of Magolor's Coffeehouse!"

"So, at the time of uploading this chapter, last Saturday was November 30, the one-year anniversary of the 4.0.0 update of Kirby Star Allies, which is perhaps the biggest update for the game. Not only did it include three new DLC characters, which was what every update gave us, but we also received a new boss rush difficulty, a brand-new game mode, and a special playable character for completing that game mode! That's why I decided I would review a special fanfiction to celebrate."

"But that's not all," the Halcandran continued. "To help me with this review, I have lined up three special guests. So, without further ado, let's introduce them."

"First up," he began, now on taking the voice of a game show announcer, "she's a cool, calm individual who has a penchant for putting her opponents on ice. Her interests include reading, ice sculptures, and the occasional snowball fight. Please welcome the frosty Francisca!"

As some canned applause rang out, Francisca pushed away the curtains she was hiding behind and made her way over to where Magolor was seated, waving at the fake audience the whole way.

"Next up," Magolor started up again, "we have someone with a fiery passion and a temper to match. As someone who has been on her bad side a few times, trust me when I say you do not want to cross. That's right, I'm talking about none other than the flaming-hot Flamberge!"

Right on cue, the red-headed mage burst through the curtains, nearly setting them on fire as a result. As she strolled over to the reviewing table, she took the time to show off some of her blazing sword skills. Needless to say, she was lucky that she didn't burn the place down.

Once Flamberge took her seat, Magolor continued his spiel. "And last, but not least, we've got a girl who's got it all: good looks, lightning-fast combat skills, and a forgettable name you just can't forget. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Zan Partizanne!"

With that, Zan revealed herself, giving a tip of her hat and uttering a quiet "Bonjam." Once she made it her seat, Magolor took the time to shake her hand, as well as the hands of the other two.

"Thank you all, again, for agreeing to be on the show," said the blue-robed Halcandran that you humans refer to as Magolor.

"No problem," Francisca replied. "Any friend of Kirby's is a friend of ours."

"Aw, thanks," Magolor blushed, before re-containing himself. "So anyways, let's get started."

Joining the Jambastion

By: DarkRedPsycho92

A story of how the Three Mage Sisters took me to their Jambastion Fortress.

"Ooh, a story about us?" asked Flamberge. "This should be good."

"Yeah, I don't know," said Magolor, shakily. "Considering the last DarkRedPsycho92 story I reviewed, I don't think it'll be as good as you think it is."

"Nonsense," she retorted, nearly shouting. "We're the best characters in the series. Everything we do is awesome."

"Sure, maybe you'd say that, but this story may convince you otherwise."

"Listen, you're not gonna convince her anything. Trust me," said Zan Partizanne. "Just start the review, please."

"Alrighty, then. Here we go!"

It was a quiet Friday morning, and I was barely waking up, I got up from my bed, and looked out the window, the sun was shining bright, not a single cloud in the sky, I then said to myself "Should I go outside? Nah."

Distorted Tommy Wiseau: wHAt arE YOu DoINg On cOmpUTer? gO OUtsIdE, sO bEAutIfUL! *throws computer on the ground and screams in distorted Tommy Wiseau* [TinyURL: yxvuwsxc]

I went back into my room, got my Nintendo Switch, booted up Kirby Star Allies, and selected my profile. As soon as I was in the main menu, it said that it got an update, a new side game called "Heroes in Another Dimension" was available, I was going to do another Guest Star run with Adeleine and Ribbon, but I guess that'll wait another time.

"Wait, what's going on?" asked Francisca. "Who is this?"

"Oh, that's Alejandro," Magolor replied. "He's basically the author's self-insert."

"Okay… so, does he have any special powers or anything?"

"Nope. He's just your average friendly neighborhood man-child."

"So what makes this guy interesting and worth rooting for?"

"I don't know!" Magolor suddenly shouted. "I don't know. For some reason, DarkRedPsycho thinks this lad is a chad when, in reality, he's just a loser. I guess someone out there likes him, but I certainly don't."

I was eager to try out the new side game, see what challenges awaited me there. It then said I needed to collect Friend Hearts to progress further, and you know me, I tend to collect all of them. Most were in plain sight, some hard to reach, and others by puzzles, I made sure I didn't miss not one so I wouldn't backtrack.

"Oh, yeah, right. I forgot," Magolor said in a monotone. "The author likes to add as much detail as possible and make his stories incredibly boring."

"I think you might be a little too harsh," replied Jan Parmesan. "Surely, it can't be as bad as you say."

"Oh, really? Take a good look:"

At the end of each areas, I fought Parallel versions of similar bosses, Whispy Woods, King Dedede, Meta Knight, and Kracko.

Each were tougher than their regular counterparts, but I still beat them without any problems. After defeating the parallel bosses, I said to myself "Alright, I collected all 120 Friend Hearts, so the S Rank is in the bag, now for the final battle."

The portal to the showdown appeared, and I was more than ready for the fight, I had the Hammer Ability on Kirby, my teammates were Adeleine and Ribbon, Marx, and Dark Meta Knight. Upon entering the portal, it sent me to a dark arena, the Jamba Heart appeared in the middle, and it started to crack open, when it shattered, it revealed Hyness, but he was looking different, his white robe was now black, and his name was Corrupted Hyness.

As the story continued to go on and on, the Mage-Sisters began to get more and more antsy.

The battle started, his attacks were the same as the first time I fought him, only this time they were faster than usual, I quickly avoided his attacks while landing some of mine and the teammates also landed some good hits on Hyness, the A.I. on the allies were surprisingly good, guess they were ready for the fight as well.

When Hyness' life bar reached half, his hood flew off, I already knew the second phase of the fight was about to begin, he summoned up three logs of wood, rather than the Mage Sisters, I said to myself "Ha! He's using logs instead? He's such a loner!" Hyness begins by forming his version of the Friend Circle, the movement was faster than last time, but I still avoided it with ease, even my allies dodged with no worries, Adeleine and Ribbon were using the Canvas Cover to avoid damage, something I'd never thought I'd see from the A.I. doing that.

When Hyness got dizzy from that attack, me and my teammates unloaded strong attacks on him, defeating Hyness a second time. I kind of thought that Hyness would at least put up a fight, but I predicted each of his movements from his first fight.

"Jamblasted!" Flamberge shouted, finally caving in and throwing a nearby table. "This story just keeps going and going! Whatever happened to keeping things short and simple?"

"Brevity is the soul of wit," Francisca concurred.

"So after beating Heroes in After Dimension," Magolor took over, "Alejandro goes outside, as the plot finally decides to drop by, and I do mean literally drop by."

But then, something mysterious was descending from the sky, something huge, and to make matters more shocking, it looked very familiar, it looked like a fortress that had horns, bat like wings, and a big red eyeball, I then yelled out "What in the name of Arceus is that?!"

"Wrong franchise," remarked Dan Participle.

As the fortress continues to slowly descend, I saw a symbol that was also familiar, it looked like a heart with bat wings, as soon as I remember that symbol, the fortress was right in front of me, and all I said was "The Jambastion Fortress…"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a second!" Flamberge began. "How in the world could something from a video game just suddenly show up in the real world? Also, how does no one else notice it? I mean, have you actually taken a good look at the Jambastion before? It's as big as a planet! I'm surprised that we made it past the radar of every first-world country."

"I agree," said Iran Paraguay. "This is highly dubious."

Minutes later, the main gate of the fortress slowly opened up, I was really worried what was going to show up, I then said to myself "If Pon and Con are showing up, I can take them down with my own fists!"

The four stared at each other with some intense awkward silence, before finally bursting into hysterical laughter.

"Yeah, right," Magolor scoffed. "Like you could be able to take on anything."

When the gate fully opened, it wasn't Pon and Con, yet it was three instead of two, and they were wearing robe like uniforms, one had blue hair, one had red hair, and one had yellow hair, then the three floated from the gate to in front of me, I then remember who they were, I gasped in shock to seeing these familiar faces again.

"Bonjam." All three of them said it at the same time, then they prayed and bowed in unison. "We have been watching you from your entertainment device, and we are blessed to see someone doing a perfect run on Heroes in Another Dimension, and for that, we thank you, human." Then it occurred to me, how were they watching me from the Switch? Was mine monitored somehow? I'm just hoping that I might get an answer.

"E-excuse me, ladies…" I stuttered partially, "How did you see me from my Switch? And why do you seek me for?" Then the one with blue hair responded to me. "Our Lord Hyness used his magic to make your device a beacon while you were playing, that's how we pinpointed your location." I turned back to my house, then to the three again, I then said "Well, guess that explains it."

"Okay, but why his Switch?" asked Francisca. "If you really wanted to find someone who completed a perfect run, then why not just be like the U.S. government and monitor everyone's Switch?"

"It's probably just a lame Chosen One deal," Magolor replied. "It's best not to think about it too much."

"So after a brief introduction, the Mage-Sisters take Alejandro onto the Jambastion. There's a brief tour, but I don't have to go over that..."

"And this is the Inner Sanctum, Here we pray and bow to a new heart of this fortress, the Master Friend Heart." Said Zan Partizanne, up ahead was long hall, a white figure was praying to a big heart that was glowing the colors of the rainbow.

"Oh, you mean those hearts in Guest Star mode that boost all your stats?" Magolor asked.

"I highly doubt that's what the author is going for," Francisca answered. "If I were to guess, it may be a reformed Jamba Heart, but formed out of positive emotions instead of negative."

"Oh well, you never know."

"Lord Hyness, the human with the perfect rank has arrived." The three of them said it in unison. Hyness then turned around to see the Mage Sisters as well as me, he wasn't wearing his hood, so his face and big nose was already shown, he floated down a set of stairs, then to in front of us.

"Ah, the chosen one, as the Master Friend Heart foretold of this." Said Hyness.

Magolor snickered. "So… you're saying that Alejandro is the only person on Earth who got 100% in the game?"

"Yeah, and that there isn't some fat nerd in his basement who probably got that score way before he did?" Flamberge added.

The two laughed for a moment, eventually containing themselves. "Yeah, right," Magolor muttered.

"What joyous of days this brought us, it is an honor to have the one who was willing to collect all 120 Friend Hearts in Heroes in Another Dimension. As a reward, I present to you a Jambastion outfit to call your own." He added as he brought over a robe-like coat and a hat to me. "Gee, thanks, I wasn't expecting a cool looking outfit as a gift." I said to Hyness.

"Go on, try it on, I have it specially designed." Said Hyness. I then started to wear the outfit, first the coat, then the gloves, and lastly the hat. "Well? How do I look?" I asked to Hyness and the Mage Sisters. "Truly marvelous! It was meant for you!" Hyness exclaimed while snorting in an excited way. "Holy Jamblasters, you look great!" Said Francisca as she was getting gitty with excitement. "Sweet, you look like one of us!" Said Flamberge while giving me a thumbs up. "Wow, I'm so speechless right now, you definitely wear it like a natural." Said Zan Partizanne as she was applauding to me.

"Thanks a million guys, I appreciate it very much." I said as I scratched the back of my head from their compliments. Then Hyness added "Now, which weapon do you prefer, human?"

Magolor and Flamberge broke into another laughing fit, louder this time. "Now he gets a weapon?" Magolor said incredulously. "Like this guy would ever hurt anything!"

"Oh my goodness, this is too much!" Flamberge commented.

I then thought to myself "Hmmm, Francisca has an axe, Flamberge has a sword, and Zan Partizanne has a spear, what other weapon would suit best for me?" I then responded to Hyness "I always prefer my fists, you got something for that?"

Hyness then scratched his nose. "Ah, you like to go hand to hand, eh? Very interesting. I think I have something that'll work for you just right." He then opened up a nearby chest, and searched what he was looking for. "A-ha! Here we go!" He said as he brought out and presented me a pair of gauntlets. "These will surely be perfect for you." I gasped in surprise as I saw those gauntlets. "Whoa! Those look really cool!"

Magolor paused, his face lighting up. "Gauntlets?" he murmured ecstatically.

"Oh no," muttered Francisca.

"In come the Infinity War jokes," Flamberge remarked.

Thanos: I am... inevitable.

"You should definitely put your skills to the test with those gauntlets, we'd love to see how well you can handle our Jammerjabs." Said Hyness. I quickly responded with "Wait, what?" Then Flamberge yelled out "To the Training Grounds!" all four of them carried me while making our way back down the fortress, something tells me I'm going to have to do some fighting.

"So Alejandro goes to the arena so he can balance out the universe with his new gauntlets…"

When we reached back to the Training Grounds, they set me in the middle of an arena like area, Francisca, Flamberge, Zan Partizanne and Hyness were at the sidelines eager to see how well I can spar. "This is going to be very interesting, let's see if the human can take on a hundred Jammerjabs!" Said Hyness as he prepares to call his minions. "I hope Alejandro doesn't get hurt." Said Francisca, who was looking a little concerned. "Nonsense, Francisca, he'll be alright, his instincts will kick in soon enough." Said Flamberge as she was patting Francisca's shoulder.

"And if they don't…" Flamberge continued, "...well, then just enjoy the show!"

"Flamberge!" Francisca retorted, hands on her hips.

"Aw, come on, I was just kidding…"

I did felt a bit nervous, I wasn't expecting to be put into a trial to test my skills, but if I did wanted to impress them, I needed to give it my best. I took a deep breath, then told Hyness "Alright, I'm ready." Hyness replied with "Very good. Jammerjabs, have at him!" He then rings a gong, and a hundred Jammerjabs were called out and jumped very high, they were all ready to strike from above.

When they did got close to me, everything felt like it was going in slow motion, I slowly curled up my hands into fists, and a huge burst of energy was flowing through my body, I felt my combative spirit awaken, I then yelled out "BRING IT ON!"

Thanos: Reality is often disappointing. That is, it was. Now, reality can be whatever I want.

I started throwing punches at the Jammerjabs that were close to attacking me, hitting first before they could even hit me, they all surrounded me, each were ready to strike with their staffs, as I focused on punching a Jammerjab, I quickly turned around to punch another one, even groups of them tried to attack me at the same time, but I quickly retaliated with haymakers and uppercuts. Another burst of energy was building inside me, my gauntlets were giving off a bright glow, I jumped high and returned back down, punching the ground hard, making a huge shockwave, all the Jammerjabs were blown away, flown in multiple directions.

"Whoa! What power!" Exclaimed Hyness, looking very shocked to see me take out his minions. "Oh my gosh, I seriously wasn't expecting that much speed and strength from him!" Said Francisca, who was very surprised from my skills. "He has the heart of a warrior, he must be feeling a burning passion within!" Said Flamberge who was getting excited. "I think I've underestimated him, it's like he was trained by Kirby himself!" Said Zan Partizanne as her hands were slowly shaking from the thrill of my trial.

I then slowly stood up, looked at the gauntlets, which was giving a smoke like aura, then said to myself "Wow… what an adrenaline rush…" Then Hyness yells out "Only one left! This is going to be very exciting!" I looked in front of me to see the remaining Jammerjab, I said to him "You must be the one that Kirby threw the Friend Heart to, right?" The Jammerjab replied with "Yup, that's me. Guess this fight will be worthwhile." He readies his staff, I put my dukes up, a one-on-one fight was about to begin.

Thanos: You have my respect, Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.

With mere seconds feeling like long minutes… the Jammerjab struck first, right onto my right face cheek, the blow did felt hard, it almost blew me back, but I quickly retaliated, my eyes shined quick, I then used the motion from the staff to perform a Dempsey Roll and transferred my pain from my face to my fist and delivered a devastating uppercut counter to the Jammerjab,

"I bet you don't even know what a Dempsey Roll even is," scoffed Flamberge.

"Actually," interrupted Instagram Pumpernickel, "I don't even know what it is."

"Hang on, I got it," Magolor assured, typing into his computer. "Aha! "The Dempsey Roll is a technique used by Makunouchi Ippo where he lowers his stance and central balance and begins to aggressively weave his body in a pattern similar to the shape of a sideways figure eight. Ippo then fires a series of rapidly executed punches from both left and right angles whilst continuing his bobbing and weaving.' Apparently, it's from some sort of anime…"

"Figures," Flamberge remarked.

"You learn something new every day…" said Francisca.

The Jammerjab was slowly getting back up, looking up to my eyes, I was ready to for round two, but all he said was "Heh… not bad… as a matter of fact… very impressive…" he fell back onto the ground, down for the count.

"Guess he should've gone for the head," Magolor quipped.

"Well, the fight's over… so… now what?"

I also added "So, where do you three usually hang out here?" the Mage Sisters looked at each other, then back to me, Francisca then said "We can show you where we usually reside in this fortress, we can take turns showing you each places." I responded with a smile saying "Sure, that's sounds like a great idea." Francisca nodded and said "Follow me, Alejandro." I nodded as I followed Francisca.

We went to a cave like area of the fortress, there were even candles that had blue fire on them. "This is where I'm usually residing, the Longview Corridor." Said Francisca, I looked around to see the pillars and surroundings. "Really neat place you have here." I said to her while whistling, a faint echo was heard within the corridor. Francisca also added "Neat indeed. Um… Alejandro… there's something… I… want to tell you…" I looked at her, she sounded kind of nervous. "What is it Francisca? You can tell me." I said as I got closer to her.

"Aw geez," Francisca muttered, turning away. "They're not gonna have a moment, are they?"

"Probably," Flamberge replied.

"Wouldn't surprise me," answered the yellow one.

"This story could've easily done away with all this romance nonsense," the blue-haired mage continued. I mean, it's all so cliche and bare-boned, and it's just so obviously shoehorned in because the author just wants to live out their fantasy of being in love with the three of us."

"What a degenerate…"Flamberge said dismissively, shaking her head.

"I mean, it would've been fine if it just stopped with Francisca and be done with it," Magolor said, "but did you really have to do all three? Heck, half of this chapter is dedicated to Alejandro 'making moves' on the girls. Honestly, I think it's best that we just skip it."

"Agreed," the Three Mage-Sisters spoke in unison.

As Zan Partizanne and I walked to her outpost, it felt like I was climbing way higher than usual, until we eventually reached a room that has a throne and a heart like core above it. "This is the Heavenly Hall, it's the Throne Room and the Main Control Room of this fortess." Said Zan Partizanne. "This is were I reside, and where I keep an eye on everything here." She added as she pointed to the monitors.

"Wow, quite the security system you have here." I said to Zan Partizanne while I checked each monitors near the throne. "Indeed, Alejandro. I check on each of our Jammerjabs, Francisca, Flamberge, and Hyness' whereabouts from up here." Replied Zan Partizanne. I then see a big monitor that shows the Inner Sanctum where Hyness is praying to the Master Friend Heart. "Hey, there's Hyness right there." I said while pointing at Hyness on the monitor.

Zan Partizanne let out a deep sigh, I looked back to her and said "Is something wrong, Zan?" I said as I walked up to her, she looked away for a bit to let out another deep sigh, then looked back to me and responded with "…It's Hyness…" I looked back to the monitor, then to Zan Partizanne and said to her "…Let me guess, he still doesn't know how to pronounce your name… Is it?" Zan Partizanne nodded slowly and said "Yes… he still can't say my name right. I'd do anything for Hyness to say my name correctly for once."

"I mean, is your name really that hard to remember?" Magolor asked. "In fact, I find it pretty catchy. Zan Partizanne… yeah, I can't stop thinking about it now."

I gently hold her hands and replied to her "I'll help you with your problem. Whatever your plan, I'll be more than happy to oblige." Zan Partizanne smiled kindly to me and said "Thank you so much, it means a lot to me." She then gave me a hug, I happily hugged her back and said to her "You're welcome, Zan. So what is your plan?"

Zan Partizanne looked straight into my eyes and said "This may sound risky, but I want you to knock some sense onto Hyness." I stared at her for a few seconds when she said that, then responded with "…Knock some sense onto Hyness? As in punch him right on his head?" For a moment, I thought Zan Partizanne was joking about what she said, but then she replied with "Yes, Alejandro. That's exactly what I want you to do."

I did got really nervous, I didn't wanted to become a usurper or a traitor to the Jambastion, but if it meant Hyness remembering Zan Partizanne's name, then it's a risk I'm willing to take. I said to her with a confident look "Alright, I'll do it."

"Really?" Magolor asked incredulously. "You're completely okay with just waltzing up and punching Hyness? Dude, I wouldn't even do something that crazy. That's a suicide mission right there!"

Thanos: A small price to pay for salvation.

Zan Partizanne smiled to me and said "Thanks, it means a lot to me. Now hold up your gauntlets." I raised my arms up, lifting the gauntlets above me, Zan Partizanne brought out her spear, and shot a bolt of electricity to my gauntlets, they were now electrified.

"Ooh, Zap Gauntlets!" I said as I examined my gauntlets now coated in electricity, Zan Partizanne got next to me and said "Your gauntlets are now imbued with a special kind of electricity, the shock will course through his mind and there's a chance that the electric current will trigger a nerve to make Hyness remember my name.

"And what exactly makes you a qualified neurosurgeon?" Magolor asked rhetorically.

JonTron: Now, where'd I put that M.D.?

Zan Partizanne and I went down to the Inner Sanctum, Hyness was still praying to the Master Friend Heart, we were hiding behind a pillar, She whispered to me "Just wait here until I give you the signal, that's when I snap my fingers and a spark of electricity comes out." I nodded and said to her "Sure thing, I'll keep an eye out for the signal." Zan Partizanne nodded back to me and said "Alright then. Let's hope this works."

She then walked out to the altar, standing a few feet away from the Master Friend Heart, and said "Lord Hyness, I have something to tell you." Hyness then stops praying and and turns around to see Zan Partizanne and said "What could it be… um… whatever your called?" Zan Partizanne replied with "Do you remember what is my name?" Hyness then scratched his nose then said "Ummm… yes, I do. It's uh… what was it again? …Sam Parmesan? No… Flam Marzipan? That ain't it either. It's at the tip of my tongue, it's really hard to remember." Zan Partizanne then said to Hyness "Keep going, you're getting close, you almost have it, and as soon as you say it, knowing my name will be a snap."

Zan Partizanne snapped her fingers, which did spark some electricity, I then said "That's the signal. It's now or never." I then leaped high, and landed behind Hyness, I winded up my arm and threw a punch, yelling out "REMEMBER HER NAME!" Hyness quickly looks back and said "Who?" A long clang was heard all over the Inner Sanctum, Hyness was launched a few feet ahead of me, then landed on the ground with a loud thump.

Once Alejandro finally came to, he found himself in a vast, orange-hued expanse. Once his vision fully returned to him, he noticed that the altar from the Divine Terminus was in front of him, as if it was picked up and thrown there. At the altar, he noticed, was Zan he got close to her, she turned around to face Alejandro.

"Did you do it?" She asked.

Alejandro hesitated, and then answered, "Yes."

"What did it cost?" she responded.

Alejandro's demeanor turned slightly more crestfallen, replying with a sullen "Everything."

Zan Partizanne and I were looking at Hyness, as more electric currents were shocking his brain, Francisca and Flamberge came to the Inner Sanctum to see what was that loud sound. Francisca saw Hyness unconscious, then yelled out "Lord Hyness!" Zan Partizanne told to Francisca and Flamberge "I can explain, you two." Flamberge looks at Hyness, which the electricity was still coursing through his head, then to Zan Partizanne and said "Let me guess… he still doesn't know your name?" Zan Partizanne nodded and said "Yes… just once I want to hear Hyness say my name right. Don't blame Alejandro, this was all my idea."

As the Mage Sisters and I were looking at Hyness, who was still looking unconscious, more jolts of electricity were coursing on his head. Minutes later, Hyness quickly sprang up, looked around for a bit, and looked at us, first to me, then to Francisca, then to Flamberge, and then to Zan Partizanne, we couldn't tell if he was upset, but all he said was "…Z …Z …Z" Zan Partizanne got closer to Hyness and said "Lord Hyness…?" Hyness looked straight at Zan Partizanne's eyes for a few seconds, then said "Z… Zan…? Zan… Partizanne…? Is that your name?"

"Wha- and it worked?" Magolor asked incredulously. "And Hyness isn't at all peeved by the fact that Alejandro assaulted him? How is any of that possible?!"

"Well, you wouldn't know it, but Hyness is genuinely a nice person," Francisca responded. "His tantrums come from some sort of mental condition. HAL said so through some subtle hints and pause screen descriptions."

"Eh, I guess," Magolor said dismissively. "Well, that's over. Now what?"

Zan Partizanne prayed and bowed to me with grace, Francisca, Flamberge, and Hyness prayed and bowed along as well, I replied to her with "You're welcome, Zan Partizanne, I'm glad to be of assistance." I prayed and bowed to them, showing my utmost respect to them. But then a large, round shadow was covering me, Francisca, Flamberge, Zan Partizanne, and Hyness were all shocked to see what that familiar figure was, I then said to them "…There's something behind me… is there?" All four of them nodded slowly, I took a deep breath and slowly turned back to see what was behind me, I looked up to see a big, round sphere, three black spots appeared on that sphere, forming two eyes and a mouth, making a face similar to Kirby, I then realized what I was looking at, I took a deep breath and yelled out "AW CRUD, VOID TERMINA!"

Right then and there, everyone in the room burst into raucous laughter.

"Are you kidding me?!" Magolor shouted, trying to contain himself. "Well, this sure came out of nowhere."

I couldn't believe I was looking at that thing in person, a big orb that was the personification of destruction was staring at me, I didn't want to move an inch to make it react to anything. Hyness got next to me and said to Void Termina "M… My Lord?... You're back?... But how?" I then said to Hyness "First Void Termina, then Void Soul, then Astral Birth Void. Let's hope this form isn't Void Wrath." Hyness responds with "Let's hope not, we don't want a giant God of Destruction going through an extreme temper tantrum."

Magolor rolled his eyes before reaching a state of realization. "How does Alejandro know what Astral Birth is?"

"Magolor, what are you talking about?" asked the yellow one.

"Astral Birth is the form that is only available in Soul Melter EX, which is only accessible once you beat Heroes in Another Dimension. Since Alejandro just beat Heroes in Another Dimension, he should have no idea that Astral Birth even exists."

"It's probably just an oversight from the author," Francisca replied.

"Eh, I guess."

Void Termina then looked to see the Master Friend Heart, which made it curious to what new thing it was looking at, Hyness then said "Uh… My Lord… I can explain that… I know it's not the Jamba Heart, but this is better than the previous. Please don't break it, My Lord." As Void Termina got closer to the Master Friend Heart, a rainbow beam shot out of it and landed on Void Termina, it then started making random expressions, almost looking as if it was being electrocuted, and unsure if it was on the verge of blowing up. Hyness started quivering and hid behind me again and said "Uh-oh… this is really bad…" The Mage Sisters and Hyness were taking cover behind me, afraid that Void Termina would either blow up or go on a destructive rage. I then yelled out to them "TAKE COVER!" Hyness and the Mage Sisters covered their eyes with their hands, each were shaking as the Inner Sanctum was quaking from the reaction that Void Termina was causing, bouncing around while making random faces./ppWhat seemed like the longest 20 seconds, a huge burst of light shined throughout the Inner Sanctum, I almost thought that Void Termina's corrupted form was too much for the Master Friend Heart. After the light faded, I checked to see the aftermath… Void Termina was still there, and the Master Friend Heart, it had an expression that looked like it was laughing, maybe the Master Friend Heart didn't attack Void Termina, but rather purify it.

"Well, I'm okay with this, but I'm definitely not okay with what happens next…"

I slowly got closer to Void Termina to see if it was now harmless, still a bit concerned about what it might do next. I then said to Void Termina "…Feeling better?" Void Termina looked at me and happily nuzzled my shoulder, it slowly shrank in size, and taking the form that was similar to Kirby, it was safe to say that Void Termina did came back as a friend. I turned back to the Mage Sisters and Hyness and said to them "No worries, Void Termina is purified."

Hyness and the Mage Sisters slowly uncovered themselves, seeing Void Termina in the shape of Kirby, it was on my arms waving at them. Hyness was speechless when he saw Void Termina in it's new form, and he muttered out. "…M …My Lord?" Void Termina jumped out of my arms and onto Hyness' arms, Hyness quickly catches Void Termina, it happily hugged him and nuzzles his shoulder. Hyness was surprised how positive it was responding, he then said to Void Termina "…Welcome back… My Lord."

"I mean, yes, I get it," Magolor started. "It's a fanfiction. There's going to be headcanon at some point. However, things still need to at least make some sense. I really don't see how anyone would think this is okay."

"Or maybe you're just being nitpicky," Flamberge commented. "I mean, I've seen fanart that depicted something similar to this. Heck, there's come fan theories that speculate that Void Termina gets reborn into the unlockable Classic Kirby you get after Soul Melter EX."

"And speaking of Kirby," Francisca interrupted, "guess who shows up to wrap up this train wreck of a story?"

When I got out of the Inner Sanctum, I looked out the vast, open area of outer space, I did took deep breaths from the event that occurred, I then said to myself "Wow… I seriously wasn't expecting Void Termina coming back, but at least it's a friend now." I saw a shooting star fly by from afar, I then said "I really wish Kirby was here to see this."

What I wasn't expecting is that the shooting star was coming straight toward me, it got closer and it had something pink on it, my wish was about to come true. "Wait a minute…" I said as I realized that it wasn't a shooting star, it was the Warp Star. As the Warp Star flew down quick, it was a few feet from colliding with me, and everything went in slow motion. I did see a familiar face riding the Warp Star, and all I said was "…Kirby?"

"Wait a minute. Why does he keep saying that everything moves in slow motion?" asked the yellow one. "This is Kirby, not Superhot."

"Does it really matter?" Magolor commented.

Suddenly, a loud beeping sound assaulted the ears of the four critics. Magolor pulled out a pager from his pocket and turned it off.

"Well, guys," he began, "I hate to cut this review short, but I have an important meeting to get to in a few minutes, so let's give our final thoughts on this story."

"I thought it was really cute," commented Francisca.

"Sure, it's not perfect, not by a long shot," Flamberge said, "but it isn't really awful or offensive."

"It's an interesting take on the three of us and the Kirby universe, to be sure," added the yellow Mage-Sister, "and it really gets you thinking on certain things."

"Is it bad?" Magolor asked. "Not really. Is it good? I guess so. Go read it and see for yourself. I'm Magolor, and this was Magolor's Coffeehouse!"

Magolor got up from his seat and made a prompt exit. The Mage-Sisters, left in awkward silence, decided to leave as well.

The End

Special Thanks

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