Rule # 61: Don't ask Soundwave if he has face. (By inkdragon13)
(He does; I'm sure of it! Behind that mask is a real face! I had never seen it though, so I couldn't really tell if I was right or not.)
(Before I went to Soundwave, I asked around the Nemesis to find out if anyone else knew. Nobody did.)
(Even Starscream gave me a blank look.)
(I decided to ask Soundwave after that.)
(He looked down at me, then picked me up and carried me to Knock Out.)
(I asked again.)
(He did the same thing.)
(I asked again.)
(Once more, he took me to Knock Out.)
(I asked again.)
(He handed me over to Airachnid and wouldn't tell anyone what he'd done with me for a week.)
(As for what happened during that week… I don't want to discuss it…)
Rule # 62: It may seem like fun, but having Soundwave rickroll Lord Megatron is going to backfire horribly. (By Anonymous BW FG)
(I pitched the idea to Rumble, who convinced Soundwave… somehow.)
(Soundwave acted like he had vital information regarding a huge energon deposit and went to Lord Megatron.)
(Upon requesting that the Third-in-Command display the data, Never Gonna Give You Up blasted over the intercom and Lord Megatron stared. Then he demanded that he be told who was responsible.)
(Hundreds of optics looked my way.)
(Surprisingly, I walked away without so much as a scratch.)
( But when I tried to open an email that night, I got rickrolled.)
(Every fragging time I tried to do something on my laptop, that blasted song would play.)
(Curse you, Soundwave. You crashed my computer.)
Rule # 63: Don't pet Ravage. (By Anonymous BW FG)
(Soundwave can pet him. Lord Megatron can pet him. Starscream can pet him if he wants to lose a servo.)
(I can't pet him.)
(I tried to, 'cause, well, he's a cat. He transforms into a cat, so why wouldn't he like being petted? Besides, Megatron and Soundwave did it all the time.)
(I barely got away with my arm intact.)
(Now KO is considering confining me to the med-bay for the rest of my life.)
(Like I won't get into trouble in there.)
Rule # 64: Rumble is blue; Frenzy is red. (By Anonymous BW FG)
(They don't like it when you mix them up.)
(I was having an off day and called Frenzy Rumble and vice-versa by mistake.)
(Not my fault I had just been rescued from the Autobots again and wasn't allowed to go to sleep until Knock Out had given me a full medical exam. And even then he wouldn't let me out of his sight for six hours.)
(I got one hour of rest. One hour. You can imagine what kind of mood I was in.)
(As I was saying, the twins did not like that I mixed them up, and they weren't buying that I was tired and cranky.)
(I got to spend the rest of the day locked in a utility closet.)
(I'm really starting to hate those twins.)
Rule # 65: Ravage does not like string. (By Naughtia)
(Again, stupid me thinking that because he looks like a cat, he'll act like a cat.)
(A ball of string, a recharging kittycon, and one mischievous prankster.)
(Ravage opened one optic and looked sideways at me as I dangled the string in front of his faceplate.)
(Turned out he didn't want to play with string.)
(He wanted to play with me.)
(Knock Out got me back the next day a little worse for wear… and by that I mean I had scratches and bite marks all over.)
(Breakdown laughed at me, and Knock Out soon followed.)
(They actually laughed at me.)
(I feel insulted.)
Rule # 66: Laserbeak is not a parrot. (By Naughtia)
(This kind of goes with the 'Breakdown is not a pirate' thing, since this originated from that discussion.)
(It's not Laserbeak you have to worry about if you call him a parrot; it's Soundwave.)
(Just as the Deployers will retaliate if they think Soundwave is being insulted, Soundwave will retaliate if he thinks his deployers are being insulted.)
(Form of retaliation this time: a virus on my IPod.)
(Every time I tried to play a song or take a video or record someone's voice or do anything at all, the Song that Never Ends played twenty times straight.)
(First he crashes my laptop by rickrolling me over and over, then he overloads my IPod with the world's most annoying song.)
(How am I supposed to prank Starscream anymore?!)
Rule # 67: Don't ask Soundwave what his face looks like. (By Naughtia)
(Do I ever learn?)
(Don't answer that.)
(The thought struck me: What does his face look like?)
(Upon my asking, the communications officer ignored me. So I asked again. And again when he started to walk away.)
(He didn't give me to Airachnid this time; instead I ended up with Starscream for a week.)
(And you do not want to know how that went.)
(I still don't know what Soundwave's face looks like!)
Rule # 68: The phrase, "Polly want a cracker?" is hereby banned.
(Seriously, have I learned nothing at all from the parrot incident?!)
(Let's just say that I did not suffer any injuries this time, but couldn't stay alone in a room for a couple of weeks.)
(Breaky and KO took turns watching me until they were sure I was okay.)
(I love those two, I really do.)
Rule # 69: Who's a better hacker – Soundwave or a twelve year-old kid? The answer is the former.
(I made the mistake of saying that Bumblebee's charge could best Soundwave with his hands tied behind his back.)
(Apparently that injured Soundwave's pride.)
(So what does he do?)
(He kidnaps the kid and challenges him to a contest and makes me watch.)
(Not to be mean, but Rafael really did win that contest. Don't tell anyone I said that, alright?)
(After Soundwave won – lost – he brought me along to give the kid back to the Autobots.)
(I apologized to Rafael thirty times for dragging him into this mess, but he wouldn't forgive me. Neither would Bumblebee.)
(I think the Autobots blamed me and not Soundwave.)
(But I didn't kidnap the kid! It was Soundwave! Why blame me?)
Rule # 70: If you decide to start a prank war with the twins, be prepared to lose.
(The prank war started when Frenzy dyed my hair pink.)
(Long story short: Rumble and Frenzy got painted yellow and chased by Insecticons; then we had a water-balloon fight; then I ended up in the med-bay for two weeks recovering from being played catch with.)
(I can't believe that the twins actually played keep-away with Knock Out, and used me as the item they were trying to keep away from him.)
(The prank war was officially declared over by my guardian after the keep-away incident.)
(Needless to say, Rumble and Frenzy won.)
(But believe me, I will get even.)
Next Chapter: If Captured and Detained by Autobots…