Rule # 91: Using a marshmallow gun on anyone - or on anything for that matter is strictly forbidden. (By inkdragon13)

(In case this isn't self-explanatory, I'll elaborate.)

(Rumble, Frenzy, and I negotiated a temporary cease-fire under the conditions that Knock Out and Soundwave were off limits for the duration of said cease-fire. Any other 'con was fair game, but Screamer was our Prime Target.)

(He had the gall to announce in front of everyone that our petty rivalry was distracting him from proving himself to be the rightful First Lieutenant.)

(Naturally, we were offended and devised a plan to get back at him. It involved a marshmallow gun and a clever distraction.)

(That's where the plan, and our truce fell to pieces.)

(Those deployers went rogue and attacked Knock Out! He threw a huge fit; it took both me and Breakdown over an hour to calm him down enough that he didn't kill the twins. Meanwhile, Rumble and Frenzy actually filled up Lord Megatron's fusion cannon with marshmallows.)

(That's when I found out that the Nemesis has a brig. I got to spend a few days locked in there with the twins.)

Rule # 92: The song known as 'It's a Small World After All' is not allowed. (By Mayday200)

(Poor, poor Hardshell. Such a stupid little bug to mention that the song drove him crazy while I was in earshot.)

(I rigged his commlink with Rumble's help - he's not as much of a glitch as his twin - to play the song in a loop for a couple of hours.)

(Only took Hardshell ten minutes to find me and threaten to drop me over the edge of the warship.)

(I don't doubt he would do it in a heartbeat.)

(The question is, would Frost be able to catch me in time?)

Rule # 93: The dance called the Robot is also banned. (By Mayday200)

(Irony, anyone? It has to be hilarious for robots to do the Robot.)

(Well, Dreadwing didn't think so.)

(He almost had the Vehicons who participated scrapped there and then.)

(Run, Dirge, run!)

Rule # 94: Youtube, in any way, shape, or form is forbidden. (By Naughtia)

(The reason behind this being that it has caused countless 'cons to glitch.)

(Need I go on?)

Rule # 95: 'The Ballad of Optimus Prime' is banned. Permanently. (By Naughtia)

(Megatron was this close to killing me when I played it.)

(Breakdown and … Soundwave to the rescue?)

(Say what now?)

(I thought the communications officer hated me.)

(Weird...)

Rule # 96: The song known as 'Afro Circus' is not allowed. (By Jara257)

(Do I honestly need to explain this one?)

(Fine, but only because you asked.)

(This one's actually not my fault. You can blame Rafael. He's the one who uploaded a virus onto the mainframe while he and Soundwave were doing their contest - which I still take no responsibility for - that caused the song and video to spread like wildfire across the ship.)

(It took Soundwave three days to root out the virus and destroy it.)

(By then it had driven me and everyone else on the ship out of our minds - or processors, depending on how you look at it.)

Rule # 97: 'I Like Trains' is not to be played anywhere within the confines of the Nemesis. (By Jara257)

(I'm very, very sorry for this one. Really, I am.)

(It was just supposed to be a little joke, not a full-blown prank)

(Okay, so Knock Out had just gotten back from New York City a little the worse for wear.)

(Who am I kidding? He was barely recognizable, he was so scratched up.)

(Breakdown and I found out a train had run him over... twice.)

(We almost laughed, but he looked so pathetic, we just couldn't.)

(While I was helping fix him up, I put I Like Trains on. I was trying to be funny, but KO was extremely offended and - well, I don't remember exactly what he did.)

(But I'm still very, very sorry for teasing him.)

Rule # 98: For obvious reasons, the song known as 'Sexy Back' is banned. (By Jara257)

(After Patchy - sorry, Breakdown - and I banned I'm Sexy and I Know It, Knock Out got a little mad. He deliberately played this one twice as loud just to spite us.)

(Yeah, Breakdown was not amused.)

(Bye-bye to that console, too.)

Rule # 99: Following Item 98, the song called 'I'm too Sexy' is banned as well. (By Havbot)

(Knock Out, just because we won't let you play the other songs doesn't mean you're allowed to use this one!)

(He decided to play this one while Breakdown was out of the room. Apparently he thought I couldn't do anything about it on my own.)

(Wrong!)

(I shorted out that console using an 'accidentally' spilled bucket of paint.)

(Knock Out forgave me because he really thought I didn't mean to do it.)

Rule # 100: 'Benny Hill' is no longer allowed. (By Mrs. Knockout)

(So I wanted to irritate the frag out of Airachnid. Is that so wrong?)

(If it is, it don't want to be right.)

(But you didn't have to web me to the ceiling again, spider-creep.)