AN: In this chapter there is a little helper with some of the rules. Okay, he's not technically 'little', but you get the idea, right? His additions will not be in parentheses and will be in italics.

So for the sake of clarity, an example:

(Shiloh speaking.)

The Helper speaking.

Rule # 101: Karaoke - under any circumstances - is not allowed. (By PixelusPrime)

(The reason being because it's totally unfair.)

(Soundwave always wins. Always. It annoys the frag out of me.)

(And I don't even participate!)

Rule # 102: In conjunction to item 101, the game Band Hero is also forbidden. (By PixelusPrime)

(Yet again, Soundwave always wins.)

(Because of his tentacles and also because of the fact that he and his deployers share a mental link and also because of the fact that he has every song on the entire slagging game memorized, no one else even has a chance.)

(Dreadwing, Lord Megatron, the Insecticons, and I wisely chose not to participate.)

(Shrike and Revv stopped playing the fourth time.)

(The rest of the Vehicons dropped out the seventh.)

(Starscream stubbornly stayed until the twenty-fifth game.)

(Breakdown quit last round.)

(Airachnid just admitted defeat.)

(Knock Out thinks he still has a chance.)

(Spare your dignity and quit already, doc.)

Rule # 103: Any song containing any reference to a 'Gummy Bear' is banned. (By PixelusPrime)

(Frenzy's fault, not mine!)

(Long story short: another prank war, this one involving the whole crew and at times, the Autobots; Frenzy shorted out the main computer with this 'Gummy Bear Song' while trying to get back at me for getting him locked in the brig again - to be fair, I was locked in there with him - and it didn't go quite as planned.)

(Soundwave was trying to decode the Iacon Database at the time.)

(Heh, Frenzy made his daddy glitch.)

Rule # 104: Whatever this 'Barney' is, it is banned. (By Elhini Prime)

I don't understand what about this torturous show is pleasing to human youth.

(Hey, Starscream.)

The song at the end of every episode is particularly annoying. And not to mention audio-piercing.

(Starscream.)

So for Primus' sake, human, stop playing it over the intercom whenever it pleases you! You caused Airachnid, Dreadwing, Hardshell, and countless Vehicons to glitch last time. Who knows what will happen the next.

(Screamer!)

What I'm trying to say is, play that infernal song again and I will throw you off the main deck myself!

Perhaps the only redeeming quality of the show is that Lord Megatron finds it even more repulsive than I-

(SCREAMER!)

What is it, fleshbag?!

(It's Shiloh!)

(And you fragging glitch. Get out of here; these are my rules! You're scaring the newbie!)

(Sorry about that. Starscream wasn't supposed to be around here right now. I hope he didn't get to you.)

(Oh. In that case, I'm really sorry. I could get back at him for you if you want.)

Rule # 105: Setting up dates for certain Lords of Chaos is not allowed. (By CrazyGlitch)

(I thought Megzy needed to loosen up and told Rumble that much.)

(He said if Megatron had a sparkmate, he might chillax more. That seemed to make sense to me, so I went along with it. I didn't understand why we asked the Vehicons until Knock Out much later explained to me that Cybertronians actually have no gender. The designation of mech or femme is based upon frame alone.)

(So if Starscream has those heels... what does that make him?)

(Whatever, I'm off topic anyway.)

(As I was saying earlier, Rumble and I asked around to see if any of the Vehicons was - ahem. Sorry, it still feels strange to say this aloud - compatible with Lord Megatron.)

(Turns out no one is quite that crazy. Some are that weird, though.)

(I found out later that Megzy already has a sparkmate. She's just not, you know, around.)

Rule # 106: 'Spongebob' is forbidden - whatever it may be. (By Guest)

Human, I am this close to banning human entertainment period. You always manage to find the most irritating things to play over the intercom.

(Screamer, I'm not going over this again. You're scaring the newbie and - more to the point - these are my rules! I'm trying to keep the newbie from getting killed by a Decepticon if they do something wrong.)

Shut up, human. I'm doing this rule. And if you have a problem with it, by all means, object. I would love to see just how fast you can run.

As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, this "Spongebob" contains the most repulsively stupid characters I have ever seen! Nothing could possibly be worse!

(Have you looked in the mirror lately?)

I have these missiles for a reason, fleshbag. You're trying my patience.

(You have patience?)

Three seconds. Two. One. Zero.

(Knock Out!)

Keep running, human. I could do this all day!

Rule # 107: 'Mortal Kombat' is forbidden. (By Havbot)

(No. I'm not going to tell you what happened to cause this rule.)

(I don't like to think about it.)

(Just... Just don't play it.)

(I don't want to have to hurt you.)

Rule # 108: The franchise known as the 'Beast Wars' is henceforth banned. (By Corona Pax)

(You know that Megzy is a purple T-rex in that show? And there's thankfully no Starscream.)

(I managed to get the crew together to watch a few episodes with me - and I didn't even have to lie to them about what I was doing. Most of the 'cons couldn't get over the fact that their fearless leader was a dionsaur.)

(And guess what? Beast Wars Megatron has a rubber duck just like our Megzy! He even took a bath with it in one episode. Now if only I knew if our Megatron did that...)

(Rumble mentioned that the purple Megzy looked like Barney.)

(Frenzy came up with the idea to play Barney and Beast Wars side-by-side. He also thought it would be funny to paint Megatron purple with green polkadots. I, being the complete and total idiot I was, quickly agreed to help him out.)

(Me and Frenzy got locked in the Brig for a week after that.)

Rule # 109: As fun as the game is, Tag is banned. (By Anonymous BW FG)

(It's all fun and games 'til someone gets hurt, as the saying goes. Fun and games meaning, well fun and games, and someone meaning me.)

(Starscream walked in on me playing tag with Revv, Dirge, Shiv, Frost, Shrike, and Thrust. His first question was what did I do to make the Vehicons mad? He didn't get it was a game.)

(And when I explained, he eagerly joined in.)

(And nearly stepped on me... Three fragging times!)

(I was confined to the med-bay for a month and banned from playing tag for the rest of my life. Doctor's orders.)

Rule # 110: The theme song of the Muppets is no longer allowed. (By Anonymous BW FG)

(This one's for me. Don't get me wrong, I loved the Muppets when I was younger. Now I can't stand the theme song.)

(The reason for this rule is because Rumble - I take back my earlier statement that he's not as much of a glitch as Frenzy - decided to wake me up from a much-needed sleep following a two-day scouting mission in Alaska of all places using this song.)

(I probably would've killed him had not Soundwave come to his rescue and had Breakdown not grabbed me.)

(Knock Out was highly amused to find out what drove me up the wall that time.)

AN: All of the rules you guys suggested are going to be covered in the next General Rules chapter - or two, depending on how many suggestions come in for next chapter. I would've done those first, but I've had this idea in my head for quite some time and finally decided to use it.

Next Chapter: On the Subject of Phobias...