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*Lisanna's p.o.v* Back at the guild.
"So Mira-nee what do you think?" I finished explaining everything that had happened over her absence and my new ideas to our somewhat altered plans, watching as my sister finished her breakfast before returning her attention to me. We ate in Mira's office so there was hopefully no chance of us being overheard by two certain slayers, who were currently sat outside in the hall.
"There's another slight problem with that plan Lisanna dear." Mira-nee said.
"What? Explain," I huffed. Was everyone in this damned guild out to ruin my attempt at playing cupid!
"Well Cana already has a boyfriend so you/we don't need to set her up with anybody," Mira-nee giggled as my face turned from pouting to scowling.
"Who and for how long?" I questioned. Because for one I wanted to butcher the man who had ruined my plans for Cana and Laxus and two if it hadn't been going on long then there was still a chance for them to be set up.
"Bacchus and since the end of the grand magic games," Mira-nee simply stated getting up and taking her own plate, down stairs and through to the kitchen to go in the washer.
" ALMOST A YEAR?!" I cried disbelief evident to all as I followed my elder sibling. Well there went that plan, I couldn't break up a relationship that has been going that long just for the sake of my plans!
"Yep sorry Lis but you'll just have to find a new partner for Laxus not that he seems interested in having a girlfriend though," Mira-nee said trying to calm me, not that it was working.
"How the hell didn't I know about this?" I grumbled as I started on the large pile of dishes that needed cleaning. "How did you know for that matter?"
"Well I walked in on them once at a hot spring when I was on a mission a few months back," Mira-nee blushed. Ah nasty mental image I so didn't need or want. "And they swore me to secrecy as they didn't want it to be a big deal."
"I guess everybody deserves some privacy, but dear god this sucks for my plans!" I sighed.
"Haven't had much luck on getting the romance bells a tolling then while I was away?" Mira-nee asked. Hadn't I just explained all of this a few minutes ago? Oh well...
"Well I managed to get Loki to finally notice Aries and from what Lucy tells me they are doing...good for a lack of a better word," I explained my face turning red at the memory of Lucy having to tell me she couldn't call them for a month because they were...busy. Well at least she could call them again soon, and it was a good job that those bandits had, had such a high reward otherwise Lucy would be in trouble over her rent right about now.
"That's a start and what about the others?" Mira-nee questioned. I loved my sister dearly but sometime she really did have the memory of a gold fish.
"As I explained early things took a major turn for the worst with Lucy and Natsu and I'm looking for someone new for her as Natsu does not deserve her. Juvia and Gray made one step forward followed by two steps back and Levy won't even talk about how her date thing went with Gajeel, and don't get me started on the rest. IT IS SO DAMN FRUSTRATING!" I cried out my irritation getting the better of me. Then it dawned on me not all was lost. "But I think I may have gotten through to Wendy about Romeo's feeling."
"Really? How?" Mira-nee sang her eyes lighting up at the first bit of good news about our plans today.
"Well they had a double training session setup for today and I may have teased her about it being a date followed by hinting that Romeo liked her as more than a friend," I replied coyly batting my eyelashes innocently at my sister. "Hopefully that's all those two will need seeing as they aren't quite as dense as the rest of this guild."
"I hope you're right but otherwise that was genius, those two are so cute together!" Mira-nee clapped her hands in excitement.
"Hmm Mira-nee shouldn't we be quieter there are two sets of dragon ears in the guild today," I whispered, remembering once again that Laxus and Gajeel were probably able to overhear every word we said, now that we were downstairs. Wait Laxus didn't currently have a lined up partner anymore and I remembered Bixlow mentioning something about him constantly staring at Lucy when he though no one was watching. Maybe that could work, I'd need to discuss it further with the boyfriend though.
"Oh no, no need to worry about that I had Freed setup silencing ruins ages ago," She replied absentmindedly.
"Erm why would Freed do that?" I inquired almost dreading the answer...which I knew I would but I just had to ask didn't I.
"Oh you know reasons," My big sister winked at me. This caused me to blush and shudder at the same time as another unwanted mental image appeared in my minds eye. It was official I was going to need years of therapy to recover from this!
"TMI Mira-nee," I squealed and threw a handful of soapy water at her, which caused her to wack my butt with the tea towel she had been using to dry. Before anything serious could erupt from our sisterly affection Kinana walking in with a tray full of extra washing up and more food orders. Jeez there was never any peace working the bar now was there?
"Anyway Lisanna I expect all the details about you and Bixlow when I get back in here," Mira-nee called and winked as she set out back to the guild hall. Drat I was hoping to avoid that subject a little longer. I'd given her the bare details about how it was an on the spot lie to shut Natsu up but I hadn't explained how we'd decided to make it real, no better time than the present I supposed and it wasn't like I was ashamed of dating Bixlow it's just that it didn't feel any different than when we were just close friends. That kiss though on the night I'd lied to Natsu had been so real and had made me react in a way I hadn't known possible. It had left me wanting more and in that few minutes where I'd had my lips locked with his there had only been him. Nothing else in the world mattered to me and if I'm honest that kiss had shown that there was a spark between us and that was what had prompted us to try making us work for real, and I had to say I was so glad we have tried I really enjoyed having Bixlow around all the time.
The first few days had been awkward I had to admit, but after we realized we were being silly we went back to acting normal and being friends first and lovers second...Oh god why does my face go red every time I think that word LOVERS. I'm not a child anymore it's totally normal for people to become lovers. Every virgin has to have her day and to be honest I wanted it to be with Bixlow, even is he was a giant pervert! Then again who was I too speak, I kept having extremely vivid day dreams about what he could do with his tongue!
"Lisanna get out here," Mira called sticking her head round the door, also snapping me out of my fever induced mental rambling.
"Okay be there in a second," I called back wiping my hands and desperately hoping my face returned to its normal paler shade by the time I exited the kitchen. I walked up and stood facing Mira-nee behind the bar and waited for her to explain why she needed me when I had been very busy internally musing, to which she pointed towards the guild doors. I turned my head to see what was so interesting.
"Oh my god no way," I quietly squealed as I took in the battered looking Wendy holding onto Romeo's hand and and half hiding behind his shoulder.
"I think your hinting worked Lisanna," Mira-nee squealed back.
"Oh hurray for double dates, whoops I mean double training." I giggled rushing out from behind the bar towards the young pair. "See I told you didn't I Wendy."
"Umm I guess so," Wendy murmured shyly from her position. "But it's not..."
"Well congratulations," I cheered as did several of the other guild members who were taking in the site.
"No I forbid it Romeo you are way too young to have a girlfriend and are way too young for Wendy," Macao roared from his usual drinking spot. I saw Wendy's face turning from shy embarrassed happiness to utterly defeated, in an instant and I saw Romeo bunch up his free fist but just as I was about to speak up someone beat me too it.
"You don't get a choice in this dad," Romeo yelled squeezing Wendy's hand in reassurance. "I really like Wendy she's kind, caring, sweet, adorable and a good nakama I don't care about the fact that she was trapped on tenroujima for seven years. I celebrate it in fact because it gave me the chance to be able to catch up with her and make her my girlfriend!" He finished his rant panting. Good on you Romeo! Wendy for her part was staring at Romeo in a state of shock and awe at what he had just said and how he had stood up for her like that against his own father. I turned my attention back towards Macao who was looking ready to counter Romeo's outburst...not gonna happen on my watch mister.
"Macao," I said walking over to him putting on the sweetest yet most deadly smile I could muster. "Do you really dislike Wendy so much?"
"Erm..well...no," He gulped taking in the fact he was in great danger.
"Has she committed some great crime that could never be forgiven?" I asked again letting my murderous aura surround me causing several members including Elf-niichan and Mira-nee to snicker.
"N...No," Macao looked ready to pass out.
"Then please don't interfere and return to your drinking," I smiled dangerously again before turning on my heels and walking back to the bar before having a great stroke of genius. "You're lucky to have such a great girl as your future daughter-in-law." I stated causing everyone to erupt in laughter and cheering. Whoops that might have pushed it too far. I looked at the couple in question who were rooted in place with looks that said 'what the hell is happening' plastered all over their faces.
"I know lets have a party to celebrate Wendy and Romeo becoming a couple!" Bixlow shouted down from the top floor. I craned my head upwards to take in my visor clad boyfriend and smiled.
"That's a great idea," Mira-nee and I shouted at the same time.
"Leave the brats alone you freaking demons," Gajeel called from his dark corner of the guild. If only you knew what I had planned for you Mr black steel.
"Are we feeling jealous that the younger sister got a boyfriend before the elder brother got a girlfriend," I teased sticking my tongue out at the snarl that came my ways as a reply.
"Gajeel be nice," Levy warned from behind her book. Tonight would be as good a night as any to start on really getting those two together. That decided it Wendy and Romeo would be getting a party and it would be a chance for me to really kick my match making plans into gear, just you wait and see unsuspecting couples! I will make you see sense! With this resolution clearly set in my mind I walked up to Mira-nee and started to pull her into the kitchen before calling back to everyone.
"The party starts at 8 so don't be late," I cheered before returning to the kitchen to start making preparations for tonight along with Mira-nee. I couldn't wait to see how this all plays out.