So… I fucking hate people. So you know I was minding my business walking down the street, then this guy commis suicide via jumping off a building, I know that seems pretty terrible, but the worst part is me… if it isn't obvious, he landed on top of me. I don't even know what that is classified as, suicide, murder? You know the BEST (sarcastically) part is, HE LIVED. I know I'm a shitty person, I am perfectly aware of that fact, just… I was going to have a date, and I'm 26 years old and a virgin, so yeah. I really wanted to get laid before I died… is that selfish? Yes. I regret a whole lo-

[welcome gamer to the gamer system V1.3.27]

[people thought you were interesting so you got reincarnated, deal with it]

I do not regret a thing in my life. So, am I supposed to press a yes button or something, I have read a whole ton of fanfic, and the actual webtoon to know what's going on.

[intergrating systems… ERROR two users detected]

[fixing... balancing... adjusting...]

Holy shit! So my multiple personality disorder affects the system, wow. So should I wait or something? I am REALLY impatient.

[Start?]

[yes]

I see I don't have an option, but I'm not retarded enough to say no to this. I press the button with confidence, and then it shows… oh fuck me… I'm going to naruto… I can't not choose it! I mean literally, there's nothing else. A screen pops up with character customization, this is my favorite part!

[Name: (anything)]

[Location: ^]

[Bonus: ^]

[Flaw: ^]

[start?]

[locked]

Name… my name, of course, my old name. "dexter bastion"... my parents weren't very creative, or there, I was named dexter, and bastion is just their last name, their being my adoptive parents. I press location.

[The land of earth]

[The land of fire]

[The land of water]

[The land of lightning]

[The land of wind]

Obviously land of fire. I press it without thinking. Oh shit the plot, when am I going to arrive, how am I going to arrive.

[born the same day as naruto, you will be sent when you were 3]

That strangely answers both my questions. Moving onto the bonus. I press the button.

[select 2 (can also further upgrade one)]

[Sharingan: allows you to enhance eyesight, can further evolve and gain benefits listed]

[Eternal: only activates further down, allows no loss when using mangekyo]

[Byakugan: allows highly enhanced eyesight, see-through objects, and full 360 view]

[Gentle Fist: gives triple proficiency speed in gentle fist taijistu]

[Perfect Chakra Control: chakra cost at base value]

[Sage Mode: 1/2 chakra cost, double chakra regen]

[Elemental Mage: gain all elemental affinities]

[Release Arts: gives ALL release arts]

[Eidatic Memory: memorize everything you see]

[Prophecy: see 5 seconds into the future]

[Aburame: allows hives to work inside of you, allowing you control over certain bugs]

[Swarm: full control over all insects, and can make certain bugs]

[Nara: doubles intelligence and wisdom]

[Shadow Walker: triple proficiency speed in shadow manipulation]

[Muscle Bound: doubles strength and endurance]

[Taijutsu Maniac: doubles taijustu proficiency]

[Akimichi: allows user to manipulate body size, and to convert calories into chakra 1 to 3]

[Fast Metabolism: converts calories into chakra at a rate of 1:10]

[Hatake: you have pure and dense chakra, multiplying chakra techniques power by 2]

[Powered Chakra: multiply chakra techniques power by 4]

[Hoki: all medical techniques are perfect, doubles medical ninjutsu profeciency]

[Biological Best: quadruple medical ninjutsu profeciency]

[Inuzuka: enhanced smell, sight, and hearing]

[Hightened Senses: further enhanced senses, even touch, and taste, have a 6th sense]

[Kurama: double genjustu proficiency]

[Real Illusions: genjustu affects people physically]

[Lee: allows you to unlock the 8 gates]

[Eight Gate: reduce drawbacks from gates down two tiers]

[Senju: double chakra amount]

[Destiny Bound: you are going to become a Kage somehow, even if you don't try]

[Uzumaki: double fuinjustu proficiency]

[Caligraphy: you have perfect writing, allowing you to make fewer mistakes when writing]

[Yamanaka: 25% off chakra cost for techniques which involve the mind or sensing]

[Yin Yang: you can control your opponents' mind and body, but not soul]

[Kamizuru: allows you to use no handsigns with summoning justu]

[One handed: allows the use of one hand signs for all justu]

[Chinoike: allows you to manipulate iron abundant liquids that have your chakra in them]

[Water Affinity: lets you manipulate low iron count liquids]

[Hozuki: allows you to change water into liquid]

[Three States: allows you to also transform into gas]

[Yuki: allows control over ice, double ice profeciency]

[Temperature: you can heat and cool water, triple proficiency over boil and ice]

[Kazekage: double earth proficiency]

[Metal Man: gain control over magnetism, triple proficiency for earth and magnetism]

[Shirogane: triple puppet proficiency]

[Automation: allows you to automate your puppets]

[Exp boost: double exp gain, but this costs two points]

[custom clan: make your own custom clan, will initiate bargaining system]

[may cost more if you wish to add something Sharingan level]

That is… a lot to take in… like I need a bit to consider the pros and cons. I will just move on, for now, I need to think on that a bit more.

[flaws]

[gain points for your bonuses in trade for downsides]

[they can go away with time and effort]

[Weak Body: gamers body can have arm amputations and long-lasting injury]

[Weak Mind: gamers mind cannot prevent genjustu]

[Weak Soul: your stats are reduced to body mind and soul]

[Bastard Child: born without clan support]

[Voided Heart: incapable of emotion]

[Sinful: start with a random sin. (can be done 7 times)]

[Detriment: when in group halve exp gain]

[Dependent: when by yourself halve exp gain]

You know, this actually seems balanced, unlike some gamer systems. The flaws and bonuses seem relatively equal. So the question is, what should I pick? How would creating a clan work anyway?

[it would be put in as a small clan that did not interfere with the town or area, they would]

[be secretive and stay to themselves, they are one of the lesser-known clans. None are] [in the academy until you, while there your clan disappeared like truly disappeared and] [not dieing, an almost full-proof back story, your clan doesn't actually exist afterword.]

That is… actually really nice, then what's the bastard child perk?

[clan support gives starting bonuses, like kunai, early taijutsu genjustu, and ninjustu]

O===O

I'm tired