Well first off I want the Sharingan, no doubt about it, I'm also picking bastard child which lets me both avoid the massacre and lets me go without surveillance, I'll pick Byakugan, elemental mage, perfect chakra control, and Mangekyo. The reason for any of those is as follows, one Sharingan is just amazing, two the Byakugan makes Sharingan have a 359-degree view, as well as a more pinpoint vision, also see-through stuff… I'm not a pervert. I'm picking two sins, and also elemental mage, well it allows me to be very versatile, and perfect chakra control is generally amazing, and with elemental mage, it grants me the Genkai Kenkai of them because of how chakra works... I think… well boh are amazing in their own right so even if that doesn't work I'm set.

[note: before continuing the user has been made into a Jinchuriki under circumstances,] [you are the owner of "Bastion"]

Wait does that mean… this has solved some problems, so fr this to make sense I'm going to tell you about my imaginary friend, bastion. Yes, I was uncreative… I used my last name. Anyway one day he became so real to me. I started to do actions for him, act like him at certain times, it went downhill from there and now I have two personalities. So how does the whole Jinchuriki thing work?

["Bastion" will gain 10 times as much XP (which he gains from you) and gain 2 more] [bonuses, in trade he is stuck in you, and due to your perfect chakra control, he cannot] [escape until you let him. Also as he is not a tailed beast, he is not known, also his race] [is considered chakra construct]

A new pop-up appears, it says character customization, I press it and this mess appears.

[Name: Dexter]

[Race: Human]

[level: 1]

[Health: X/200 (10 per 60 minute(s))]

[Chakra: X/200 (10 per 60 minute(s))]

[Vitality: 10]

[Strength: 10]

[Dexterity: 10]

[Charisma: 10]

[Intelligence: 10]

[Wisdom: 10]

[Stat Points: 6]
[Chakra Control: 100%]

[yin to yang: 1 to 3]

Hey, quick question… can I go beyond 100% chakra control? And also what's yin to yang?

[yes, yes you can, the max is 150%, it would be better to imagine chakra control as a] [reduction to all costs, with the base cost being at 200%]

[the yin to yang is how much bonus is applied in an area of expertise, with more yang] [chakra you gain more chakra in ninjutsu and genjustu, yang provides taijutsu and] [shurikunjustu bonuses, your current bonuses are 25% with yin and 75% with yang]

Nice to know, know it says character model… just use my previous look, I… don't feel like doing the cliche +1 charisma thing

[okay, loading…]

[model downloaded, processing character...]

[done processing]

[-1 charisma… this is an automated system diagnosis]

[fixing… +1 charisma]

I don't know if I should feel offended or not… probably should. So now that that's done I will now spawn I guess, how does this work?

[start game?]

[yes]

I woke up on the ground… seems like I'm at a daycare, in it is more like it, the adults were talking about what to do with me because I arrived at their front step. From what I can tell one is a man and one is a woman, the man was saying something along the lines of, what should we do with the baby, and how they wouldn't profit from it. The woman was saying to take me in, that's when they realized I was awake. My vision was blurry, I could barely hear, and my movements were clunky. Stats. While normally everything is blurry, this was 100% clear. I look at the list and realize the cause. As well as the sins...

[debuff: baby, -90% stats]

[sin of ?: ?]

[sin of ?: ?]

This is shit. Maybe I should try and move, I look back to the adults which were saying something like we should send him to the orphanage… wait maybe why they can't take me in is because of the recent Kyuubi attack. The man picked me up and walked out the door. The sun was blazing hot. I couldn't see, but I could feel pain all over. I don't know why… this went on for a while until we arrived at the orphanage. When it stopped I saw kids, tons of them, some older, some younger, all of them having this feeling. I focus on each of them, I don't see anyone. The man drops me off, I was then taken to the main area. Some lady was feeding me some milk and baby food, which I could not taste. She was saying something about how I looked, what was wrong with me currently? I'm placed down and I look around, there are some toy blocks that I can't figure out the lettering for. I try to stand up and fall. I do it again, I… I'm going to resort to crawling for now. I try and put one hand in front of the other, I tumble, I get up to try again. I try several more times and finally get it.

[skill gained: crawling]

[crawling: lvl 1]

[0/100 XP]

[increases speed at which you crawl by 5% for each level]

[current increase: 5%]

I start crawling around and counting the seconds, after counting to ten I look at that skill

[10/100 XP]

I think that I gain XP for how long I perform this skill… I start to crawl around for a while, after 2 hours of constant crawling, I am drained, *Yawn*. I look at the skill one last time

[crawling: lvl 12]

[610/1200 XP]

[increase speed at which you crawl by 5% for each level]

[current increase: 60%]

I must be one fast baby. Well, 1.6 dexterity isn't too quick. I can probably go way faster once I get older… I fall asleep