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Author's note: Originally posted by Anon e Mouse Jr. on 2017-12-23. This is the fifth of five chapters posted today.
Disney/Kingdom Hearts Loops, Chapter Twenty-Three, Part Five of Five
23.5 (GMBlackjack): [My Little Pony] / [Gravity Falls] / [Many, many more] / [Admin Shenanigans] - also compiled in MLP Time Loops as part of a single chapter, Gravity Falls Finale.
The Infinite Loops: Weirdmageddon, part 5
Conclusion to Gravity Falls: Friendship is Magic
"I call this Looper Conference to order!" Twilight yelled, silencing the few dozen Loopers that had congregated. She then let Pinkie have the mic.
"Hey everybody! As you all probably know this Branch was recently assaulted by a strange phenomena known as Weirdmageddon that was at times funny and hilarious and at others completely terrifying and evil. You also know that I imprisoned the one responsible in a cupcake snowglobe with the help of you all and the sacrifice of Starlight Glimmer McGucket.
"Now, lots of you are probably thinking we should exact revenge and punish Bill for what he did, making sure he'll never do it again by making him suffer. We should spend time coming up with anti-Bill measures and making sure he can't do anything ever again.
"I don't think we should do that. That would just result in him harboring anger against us and it would make him more likely to find some way around our safeguards to exact revenge on us. And trust me, he does have the capabilities to seriously scar most of our minds. He could easily crash a Loop just for the heck of it. I also believe if he really wanted to make us suffer he could trigger another Looper's powers and make them Ascend.
"Right now, he doesn't want to destroy Yggdrasil. He just wants to have fun and party. We need to teach him how to appreciate others, their free will, and their desires to keep disaster from happening." She turned to Twilight. "We need to teach him real friendship, not the acquaintances he has in his Henchmaniacs. Do you think we are up for it?"
Raiden stood up. "But he is extremely dangerous. We barely defeated him."
"With the Zodiac functional we can summon, unsummon, seal, and otherwise keep him in check." Ford said. "I expect the ten default symbols will always work. If we feel like he's misbehaving, we can simply seal him away."
Anakin stood up. "Should we give him the chance? He may try to get close to us only to betray us later."
Sans shrugged. "as frisk would say, we should show him some mercy. we should spare him. regardless of what he is. in fact i think we should introduce the nacho to the kid, that kid can change anyone given enough time. they're a genius."
Ganondorf nodded. "All of us should be given a chance. Even the Chaos Gods have been turned to a more… amicable side."
"Bill could be an amazing source of order in Yggdrasil." Twilight observed.
Pinkie nodded. "He has a unique spell that allows him to accumulate information from Loops he was never in, his TriNet uses Looper memory banks to transmit and accumulate information. It's how he gains new abilities. He isn't getting stronger, he's just learning how to use his already existing power more effectively. He's not Looping at all, he's just using his Loop Aware status as best he can."
"We could try to stop the TriNet…" Anakin suggested.
"Or we could use the TriNet ourselves, if he can be convinced to allow us access." Picard countered.
"I doubt he would do that. I expect any deal he makes on the subject would be temporary."
"He did offer me permanent access." Pinkie observed.
"You're a special case." O'Neill observed.
Pit stood up for the first time. "Look, lots of you think he's a horrible being, and he probably is. But I fought him as well, and he honestly seems like a fun guy. If we could just teach him to pull back a little he would be a great ally."
"plus the nacho jokes would never end." Sans observed.
"HE WOULD BE A MOST INTERESTING ENTITY TO ENCOUNTER ON FRIENDLY TERMS." SkyNet offered.
The Doctor smirked. "Redeem him. It will take a loooooong time to do that you know. Lots of therapy sessions and hundreds of Loops, if it works at all. Plus he might not remember every session, the TriNet is limited by what Loopers have encountered each other and how the information has been transmitted. I must say I like this idea already!"
Star put her hands on the table. "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"
Stan grunted. "I still don't like this. I say we give him a good old punch. Every time we see him. I want to do it right now."
Fluttershy shook her head. "We should give him a chance. All six of us think so."
"No offense, but your Loop is rather biased concerning villain reformation." Zelda offered.
Applejack leveled her eyes with Zelda's. "And ya have to admit: we're gettin' mighty good at it because of that."
"miss countryisms has an apple-priate point." Sans pointed out. Applejack groaned.
Picard took the table. "Let's go beyond just thinking about reforming him, he can be an extreme asset. A force of order and stability. Think of how important this could be to everyone."
Twilight nodded. "Picard has an excellent point, as always. Don't think just about what's best for Bill or what he might do out of revenge: think of what the benefits of having him on our side are. Reality warping on that scale is virtually unheard of for Baseline. Even Q doesn't toss galaxies around."
"Of course there's no evidence Q can't do that…" Picard pointed out.
"INDEED. THE Q CONTINUUM DOES KEEP A LEASH ON HIM." Skynet confirmed.
Raiden frowned. "I still don't like this. I say we need to punish him somehow."
"Only temporarily!" Pinkie emphasized. "Like, just the rest of the Loop!"
"Not enough." Raiden muttered.
Carter nodded. "I think he does need to deal with a bit more than just the remainder of the Loop and some psychology. I'm not sure he can be turned to our side."
"Carter…" O'Neill said. "How many times have I told you not to doubt the ponies. Friendship is MAAAAAAGIC!"
"Weren't you on the other side a moment ago?" Anakin asked.
"Changed my mind. Remembered the Power of Friendship." A haunted look crossed over him. "I lost many ships that day…"
"Those friendship cannons can be very mean and convincing." Pit confirmed.
"Can we get back on track please?" Picard asked. "We need to-"
The meeting was interrupted as a giant pink salamander with frills on its neck fell from the ceiling. It was a giant axolotl.
"Hello there."
Ford blinked. "Who the heck are you?"
"I'm Xolotl. Your Admin."
Stan slowly turned to the aquarium he had kept his pet axolotl in. It was empty. "Do you mean to tell me… that all those times I screamed to the heavens demanding who the Admin was… YOU WERE LISTENING THE ENTIRE TIME FROM THAT TANK?"
"Not the entire time, but rather often." He turned to look at all of them, his ancient eyes staring into all their souls. "Loopers, the purpose of this was to turn Bill into a force of order. A force of information. Essentially turn him into a Chaos god of Information and Weirdness. He has realized he cannot win, but as he is now he is still going to try. And him trying could be devastating." Axolotl looked at Pinkie. "I need to make a deal with him."
"WHAT?" Everyone yelled.
"I did it once before, before the Loops even began. Trust me, I know how to deal with him. Bring him here."
Pinkie teleported the snowglobe to her and set it on the table. Bill crawled into a corner of the snowglobe, obviously scared. "UH … HEY THERE XOLOTL! HOW'S IT BEEN? LONG TIME NO SEE!"
"I want to make another deal Bill."
Bill shuddered. "WHAT ARE THE TERMS THIS TIME, XOLOTL?"
"They are as follows: you will remain imprisoned in that snowglobe of yours for the rest of the Loop, but afterwards you will be allowed to roam free once more. Until I say otherwise, you are to attend every single psychology session Frisk, the Ponies, the Chaos Gods, or any of the other psychologists create for you. You will be forced to cooperate. You are prevented from killing anyone without good reason - a reason that you will explain to me in person - or if another Looper enlists your help. A non-Looper enlisting your help does not count."
"A DEAL GOES BOTH WAYS XOLOTL, WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS?"
"First off, the Admins won't limit any of your absurd abilities as long as you no longer go on a universe conquering rampage. When I - and a few other Admins - are convinced that you have changed, we will let you Loop for real, but with the clause that you never get to Ascend while the Loops are still going on. But it will be a loooooooong time before we're convinced you are ready. Until then, I'm just going to say you can still use Weirdmageddon liberally. No killing anyone, and no mentally scarring them. You can have your fun, but not at the expense of others unless Loopers specifically want a villain to fight. GOT IT?"
Bill nodded slowly. "AND IF I REFUSE?"
"We will be forced to limit you severely, patching Weirdmageddon out completely and making a patch of some kind so that your TriNet won't give you information. It would be highly annoying and would not be the preferred course of action, but it is the one we would be forced to take. Without your TriNet, you would forget everything you ever learned, returning to baseline knowledge."
Bill gulped. "...FINE."
"Oh and everyone will still be broadcasting your existence and the extent of your power everywhere. Soon everyone in the Loops will know about you. No more secrets."
Xolotl appeared inside the snowglobe, extending a front leg. "Deal?"
Bill paused for a few seconds before extending his hand. "...DEAL XOLOTL."
And with fire, the deal was sealed. Xolotl left the snowglobe, returning to his giant size. "Now all of you, remember what to do. We are entrusting him to you and your skills. Do not disappoint us." He sighed. "Now excuse me... I no doubt have to deal with a very ticked off Sleipnir. And Hecate. And Zurvan. And Fung Long. Etc…"
"You deserve it." Stan grumbled. "YOU KNOW WE COULD HAVE USED SOME HELP FROM YOU A LOT OF TIMES BEFORE NOW- And he's gone. It's just a regular axolotl in the aquarium again. I'm going to go take a nap. You all make the decision, I'm too old for this..."
Stan moved off, grumbling.
The rest of the Loopers blinked.
"well." Sans observed. "admin just decided for us. not sure if i'm a fan of his style, but i can see where he's coming from. he's got the right idea."
Raiden just grumbled.
The Doctor frowned. "I have a feeling Xolotl is bending the rules of the Admins a little bit. I don't think he's being very… careful."
"It was obviously a gambit." Palutena noted. "He was basically gambling. He still is."
"I don't like the idea of an Admin gambling…" Anakin noted.
Pit sat back. "Eh, I can get behind that. Makes it more thrilling. Also has a better payoff than always playing it safe. Perhaps they could use a few more like him."
Ford frowned. "Perhaps… perhaps not… this doesn't change the fact that we need to treat Bill well. We can't just take out our rage on him. We have to try. I'm sure the majority of us agree?"
Most of the company nodded their heads.
"Good. Then we can continue on with normal Looper festivities and I can have you all help me formulate my fundamental theories of Yggdrasil." He sighed. "I'd really like to have a longer discussion with an Admin on the subject but they just don't seem to like me…"
"You do have a mad scientist look about you Ford." Link observed.
Ford sighed. "I'm not mad. Vinyl over there is more concerning than I am. She's still making more bass cannons."
Lyra stood up. "Hey Ford, let's go see what weirdness the bass cannons attract!"
Ford laughed. "Sure, come on. Apprentice."
The Loopers went out to explore and go about their business. Though several did stay back to discuss the finer points of Bill and what to do with him.
Littlepip stood at the grave.
STARLIGHT GLIMMER MCGUCKET
ONE WHO SACRIFICED
She sighed.
Twilight walked up to her. "You doing okay?"
"I guess so. I'm no stranger to friends dying."
Twilight nodded. "I know."
"But.. well there's something about her being the reason I exist in this Loop that makes this a bit harder, you know. I'm a non-Looper who has no reason to exist outside of a very specific Variant. I owe my existence to her and her dreams."
Twilight nodded, pulling out Starlight's memory tube. "Maybe one day she will know what she did. She will know what her sacrifice was."
Littlepip nodded. "Yeah… maybe." She shrugged. "How are the other 'dreams' doing?"
"Xyler and Craz have gotten all philosophical, and Seapony seems to have recovered fully. The strange nightmares have moved in with the multibear. The extra Rarity went out to found the Crystal Empire for some reason."
Littlepip chuckled. That was certainly interesting. She looked back down at the grave.
"Maybe one day…"
Twilight left, but Littlepip stayed behind a little longer. Her eyes went to another grave.
SWEETIE DROPS SHE DIED IN DEFENSE OF THE WORLD
SHE WILL ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS LYRA'S BON BON
Littlepip smiled.
"Alright... GUESS WHAT?"
"What?" The Shapeshifter asked Pinkie.
"YOU FOUR CAN GO FREE NOW! CONGRATULATIONS!" She clapped her hooves repeatedly.
Ivan lit up. "I can go out into the world and become a wandering Banjo minstrel?"
Chrysalis blinked. "I can go back to my hive?"
Powers nodded. "I shall return to Washington immediately. I have much to report."
"YES YES AND YES!" Pinkie cheered.
The Shapeshifter blinked. "What am I going to do?"
O'Neill walked up to him. "I have a proposition for you. How would you like to explore worlds through the stargate?"
The Shapeshifter… smiled. "I would love that."
"Then buckle up, we leave in five seconds."
"How can we be-" The Shapeshifter was instantly beamed up into space, his startled expression giving O'Neill immense amusement.
"Hey Stan…"
"What Ford?"
"I'm detecting some minor anomalies in the Atlantic ocean."
"And…?"
"And I've been thinking. How about we finally go on that boat trip we've never had the chance to really take? Sail around the world, looking for treasure and adventure."
Stan smiled. He began to tear up. "You mean it?"
"Yes." Ford smiled. "Yes I do. I've been neglecting you too much Stan. It's time we spent some time together. And I have just the boat to do it." Reaching into his Pocket, Ford produced a highly technologically awesome Stan of War boat. "This thing is going to be so effective in adventuring!"
Stan chuckled. "What are the babes going to see in that?" He pulled another, more graceful boat out of his Pocket. "Let's use this one!"
The two of them paused. Then they laughed. "How about… we build a new boat. From scratch."
Stan grinned. "Sure, poindexter. Why not."
They set to work…
"THAT MUST BE THE DELIVERY GUY- WELL HELLO THERE GOOD LOOKIN!"
"HELLO YOURSELF! I'VE GOT A PIZZA FOR YOU!"
"AWESOME! BUT IF THERE'S A TIME VORTEX IN THERE I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
"YOU PROBABLY WON'T SINCE WE'RE THE SAME ENTITY!"
"OH YEAH- AHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!"
"..."
"I AM INCREDIBLY LONELY."
Pinkie popped into the snowglobe. "...what are you doing?"
"UH. NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. I'M NOT BORED. OR LONELY."
Pinkie shook her head sadly. "Yeah you are. Come on." She hopped down to the outside of the Mystery Shack, where Stan was crowning Soos the new owner of the Shack. Soos was overjoyed at the promotion.
"Now, my brother and I are going to go sailing around the world. See you all at some later point."
"HEEEEEEY!" Pinkie said, hopping in front of them. "So I was thinking, we need to help Bill, and this little journey on the ship sounds like a good way to bond-"
"You get another ship and if I get tired of the dorito you take him to the other boat where I can't hear him. Understand?" Stan glared.
"Okie Dokie Lokie!"
"Good." He turned to Ford. "You okay with this?"
Ford shrugged. "I don't see the problem with it. It's not like he can do anything."
"I CAN ORDER PIZZA!"
"From yourself." Pinkie observed.
"SO?"
"Xolotl…"
Xolotl braced himself. "Yes Sleipnir?"
"So. Your little gambit worked out, apparently."
"Yes. Yes it did."
"Congratulations. If I were you, I'd be extremely happy it didn't end in utter disaster." He growled. "EXTREMELY HAPPY."
"I am." Xolotl responded, not giving Sleipnir any facial response.
"You knew I'd never agree to using my Loopers this way."
"Of course. Hence why I asked your permission to use them in general and then went to the higher ups with the full plan."
Sleipnir twitched. "I'm watching you Xolotl. And so's Fenrir, those errors it caused have given him nightmares again."
"Don't worry, I've patched Weirdmageddon so it won't ripple errors throughout Yggdrasil. I've stabilized it. Though it may still attract Loopers, I'm not sure. Have to experiment to see—"
"Be careful with your experiments Xolotl, you don't want them to end in disaster."
"Of course not."
Sleipnir was silent. He turned and walked away.
Fenrir, who was waiting for him, blinked. "Why didn't you strangle him like you've been talking about all week?"
"His gambit did work. I have to give him that. But I'm still going to watch him. Carefully."
"...Of course."
And so everyone went back to their places in the cosmos. People found new purposes, new jobs. The sextuplets managed to convince their in-Loop parents to let them do what they wanted, and they went around the world cleaning up all the weirdness.
Twilight ended up as head of the Intergalactic Weirdness Removal Bureau, spending her days undoing whatever amount of Bill's damage she could. Those who were dead were dead: but she could turn those who had been transformed back. Crab people back into humans. Solar systems back onto their correct gravitational patterns. Return stars to their correct heat levels. Help people to adapt to the irreversible changes.
The Loopers slowly repaired the galaxy. Tales of Loopers became commonplace in the cosmos.
Stan and Ford eventually upgraded to the Stan of War III, a spaceship, sailing along the stars for adventure. Pinkie, Bill, and eventually Littlepip accompanied them, becoming a group of heroes known across the stars. Even Bill himself, from his little snowglobe prison, managed to do some good for the group.
He wouldn't admit it for millennia, but he really enjoyed his time with them. Just the five of them, exploring space.
Entire books could be filled with their adventures. There were more Loops intersecting with the Gravity Falls Loop than they knew, many things surprising all of them. They even found non-Looping Chaos gods at some point. That was fun.
A few years passed…. and then something unexpected happened.
One day, Bill just freaked out from the inside of his snowglobe. "!HNRSHTDEW HYEM HYAH SCTAV ERWAHP SCNESHNEH HEAVE HWOVNICK HYA, HYA HNUB WOOZT MUHK SZEH MYASD HYAM !HHLEH HEEZT HUWUH HHLEH HUWUH SSKKEH HEEYEH" Then he took a deep breath and panted.
"What's wrong Bill?" Ford asked.
"JUST… JUST RECEIVED NEW MEMORIES… THE… THE KIDS HAVE LOOPED IN… TANDEM… UH… I'M GOING TO SIT DOWN THAT WAS UNPLEASANT…"
Ford frowned, going to the lower deck where he kept the Portal. He ran it.
Sure enough, there was a universe running Tandem now. Equestria. He activated the portal, calling everyone down. Stan walked down while Pinkie and Littlepip trotted down, both preferring their pony forms. "What is it?" Stan asked.
The Portal established a connection and they could see Equestria. "Bill detected the kids through their memories. I think they experienced Weirdmageddon and must have defeated him in a rather... unpleasant way."
"I WAS ERASED FROM EXISTENCE!"
"Yeah. Something like that." Ford nodded. He turned to the Portal. "Now let's go see if we can find them-"
"GRUNKLE FORD!" Mabel yelled, tackle hugging him in her pony body, shooting star cutie mark evident. "OH IT WAS SO AWESOME! WE TOTALLY TOOK BILL DOWN BY TRICKING HIM AND IT WAS AMAZING AND STAN WAS AMAZING AND WE GOT A BILL STATUE!" She pulled a stone statue of Bill out of her Pocket, setting it down on the ground. "LOOK AT IT!" Then she saw the real Bill, staring at the statue in fear.
"HEY SHOOTING STAR. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME."
Dipper walked in, pine-tree cutie mark visible. "What is he doing here?"
Ford smirked. "Xolotl, our Admin, tasked us with trying to help him. So far I think we're doing well."
"THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK SIXER."
Dipper smiled. "Yeah. He asked us to do the same thing. Which reminds me, apparently we're supposed to collect all ten members of the Zodiac next time all of us are Awake and connect ourselves to each other…"
Ford raised an eyebrow. "Really? He didn't tell us that.. Oh nevermind, Soos, Wendy, and Pacifica aren't Awake anyway."
"They are on this end." Dipper said revealing three more ponies: Soos, Wendy, and Pacifica: question mark, ice bag, and llama cutie marks finally fully visible.
Stan smiled. "That's great. Now we have to go back to Earth and grab McGucket, that Teenager, and… egh… Gideon."
Dipper nodded. "Xolotl said it's for the best. Let's gather everyone."
Mabel ran to Stan. "DON'T THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE THE HUGS STAN!"
Pinkie grinned. "HUGS EVERYWHERE!"
Every Looper, town member, creature, and friend was gathered in the town square of Gravity Falls. Soos, Pacifica, and Wendy had agreed to let Pinkie use her Chaos powers to "fuse" with their other selves so there wouldn't be two of them standing in the circle.
Ford walked up to the pedestal overlooking the carved Zodiac in the ground. "Friends, family, creatures, and acquaintances. We all know why we are here today." He stroked the six-fingered hand Mabel had put on his sweater just for this occasion. "As soon as we perform this connection, I am 99% positive the Loop is going to end. Everyone will reset." He smiled. "It is the way of things."
Littlepip turned to him, nodding. Lyra nodded as well.
Ford continued. "It will by no means be the end though: we have formed a strong connection over these years, and we will form a strong connection today, one that is hopefully strong enough to tether us all together. We will form the connection of the Zodiac as we were told, the ten of us. Most of you will not be around to see it, or remember it, but I expect that this will mark a new era for the Gravity Falls Loop and a minor change in Yggdrasil itself. It is the start of a new age of stability. I can say that our Loop, after this, will be complete for all intents and purposes. Now, let us hold hands." He chuckled. "Let us go out with the power of friendship shining up into the sky."
The crowd began to link hands.
Ford walked into the circle first, the six-fingered hand beginning to glow.
Pacifica went next, deciding she liked the llama sweater after all this time.
Robbie followed, grinning. "DESTINY HOODIE." He said.
McGucket chuckled, leaping onto his glasses. "LET'S DO THIS AGAIN!"
Gideon grinned. "One last time, indeed old man."
Wendy leapt onto the Ice Bag. "IT IS SO GOOD TO FINALLY KNOW LET ME TELL YOU. Do you have any idea how many painful memories I have of not knowing what my symbol is…"
Soos walked onto the question mark. "I'm Mr. Mystery! An enigma!"
Dipper and Mabel leapt into the center of the ring, doing a "doop be doop doop TWINS!" dance before going to the shooting star and pine tree.
Stan was the last one. "PAC-FISH!" He yelled, laughing. The crowd laughed with him.
The ten held hands. They began to glow, adding their power to the already tremendous power of the crowd. A beam of light shot into space.
Then Bill was summoned into the center of the circle, torn out of his snowglobe. He was… free.
And he didn't do anything. He just basked in the magic around him. He floated up into the air, becoming a giant prism, refracting the light into all the colors imaginable.
This would forever after be the first Loop McGucket, Robbie, and Gideon remembered living.
The last memory they ever shared of their first Loop was a triangular eldritch abomination from the depths of tartarus with an expression of bliss, if only for a moment.
Then the Loop ended.
"Well… this is most certainly something." Fenrir said, waving the other Admins over. Evidence of bacon-doughnut carnage was all over the console. Fenrir took another bite out of the delectable treats as the Admins came over.
"What?" Sleipnir asked.
"See this? This is the Gravity Falls Branch and the surrounding area. Weirdmageddon ended a while ago."
Sleipnir nodded. "So what's interesting about it?"
"Look at what happens when I search for Bill." He said, pressing a button. Much of the screen turned yellow.
"That's.. bizarre." Morpheus observed.
"His soul is spread out across Yggdrasil: there is not a single point I can pin it to. It seems as if this TriNet of his is him, essentially."
Sleipnir frowned. "This is concerning.. it's no doubt causing problems-"
"Actually it seems to be stabilizing the areas it comes in contact with. The areas where it has gone over hundreds of thousands of times are being repaired much faster than the others. And now that Gravity Falls is stable, the rate has increased dramatically." Fenrir actually smirked. "It seems as if he's unwittingly helping us tie the tree back together… And his help has only increased since that Weirdmageddon ended."
Sleipnir slowly blinked. "Nobody. Ever. Tell Bill about this. You understand me?"
Everyone nodded vigorously.
Sleipnir frowned. "This is a very dangerous game you are playing Xolotl... Very dangerous… but potentially very beneficial…" He sighed. "Excuse me I'm going to have a chat with the higher ups about keeping me in the loop." He heard chuckling.
"Does everything have to be a pun here?"
The answer that went unspoken was "yes."
EPILOGUE…
...somewhere, the Princess of Friendship hears the words "In our town!" and wonders when she will eventually be able to give the unicorn the memories she deserves…
...somewhere, an axolotl Admin is plotting further ways to stabilize Yggdrasil…
...somewhere, a triangular demon is making deals for information only he has…
...somewhere, a Chaos gods anonymous club forms, currently with six members…
...somewhere, ten Loopers use their shared destiny and an eldritch abomination to bring stability to the Loops…
...somewhere, Deadpool is mad that he wasn't involved…
...somewhere, a little dorito is learning. He's also getting confused by this bizarre, seemingly genderless kid…
...somewhere, General Snark would find a shapeshifter egg. Again...
...somewhere, a Loop becomes a hub for other Loops. The tandem runs multiply, ensuring that a small town in Oregon becomes a Looping center and that certain friends are never apart long...
...somewhere, three Loopers, a Loop Aware entity, and a realized dream with quite the aptitude for swearing explore the cosmos on the Stan of War. The number of these ships keeps increasing…
...somewhere, a pink showpony is performing shows from the Pinkie Emporium and teaching a young twin the finer points of party throwing…
...somewhere, rainbows are on fire...
...somewhere, sometime, all these things are happening. All one has to do is look. They're all somewhere in the woods; the infinite forest that is Yggdrasil. They are out there, waiting.
Goodbye Gravity Falls… for now.
THE END.
Compiler's note: Well. That was one doozy of a ride. Hope you enjoyed.
Regular chapters resume next update.