The Dungeon of reversal. Kazuma, Eris. Mature.

Today Kazuma would meet up with Chris to do a dungeon, since it was newly discovered they thought the two luckiest people in all of Belzberg would surely come out of it unscathed. But Kazuma was more thinking about what had just happened between him and Darkness, she had successfully seduced him into having sex with her. He had of course told her no, since he is in a relationship with Megumin, but he wasn't exactly going to do anything more to stop her.

"That looks like a reverse Uno card," Kazuma remarked as he looked at the symbol above the dungeon's entrance.

"Hey have you been waiting long?" Chris asked as she stepped over last hill and came over to Kazuma's side, wearing her usual

"Not really, maybe 10 minutes. So how are we going to explore this dungeon, boss?" Kazuma asked his friend.

"Hmm, this entrance seems to be, how to put it, different," Chris said as she put her hand on it, "AAA!" She yelped as she recoiled her hand from the sudden pain she received.

"What happened?" Kazuma asked, a little worried.

"I was afraid of this, you are lucky you didn't touch that entrance, it seems to have an anti-mortal barrier around it." She explained, as she rubbed her hand.

"But how are we going to get in then?"

"I have a plan, just give me a minute," Chris said as she went behind some bushes, before a flash of silver erupted from the direction she just went.

"Ah, good plan," Kazuma complimented as he witnessed the goddess Eris, with her waist long silver hair, in her purple nun's habit emerge from the woods, with her divine aura clearly present. Her silver hair gave off a low glow as Kazuma couldn't help but feel at ease. This was how the presence of a true goddess effects people around her, not like that useless Aqua that reeks of alcohol all the time.

"I can probably lift the barrier in my true form," The goddess Eris proclaimed in a voice that could make any worry a mortal had wash right away. Her calm voice was soothing, nothing like that ear-shattering whiny voice of Aqua.

"I am not stopping you," Kazuma said mostly unaffected by her presence, he had met her a lot of times before already and gotten used to be in the presence of a goddess. Aqua doesn't count, she is nothing like a goddess should be at all.

Eris raised her hands up against the barrier and her hands started to shine silver. It got so bright Kazuma had to put on a pair of sunglasses he had recently made, just so he could witness the barrier pop as a balloon the moment Eris touched it with one of her hands.

"This barrier is going to re-emerge after a few hours, so I should stay in my goddess form while we are in the dungeon, no one is going to see me anyways." Eris explained as the glow around her resided.

"If it makes the dungeon easier I am not one to complain," Kazuma said with a huge grin on his face as he started to walk inside the dungeon.

They then came to a door which probably would be the first level for them to surpass. Someone had written something on the walls, which when translated said:

Here is the place where new becomes old, old becomes new. Where the rich loses it all, and the poor gains it all. The place where fate is twisted. However a fool will remain a fool, whilst this the dungeon can't reverse.

"Another one of these, I am so tired of reading these entrance warnings!" Kazuma exclaimed in a tired tone, he had been to so many dungeons just like this with pretty much the same warning, people aren't very original when it comes to creating dungeon warnings.

"Yeah, this one is pretty much used in every second dungeon I have been to, or at least says something very close to this." Eris confirmed as she nonchalantly opened the door.

When they heard the door slam behind them, they didn't react because that is standard scare tactic. However, the normally more agile Eris started to sag behind Kazuma, which didn't make any sense because his agility was pretty much average, while hers were among the top tier.

"Hey Eris, what's the hold up?" Kazuma asked as he could see Eris start slowing down even more.

"I don't know, but it feels like I am trying to go through water." She explained as she clearly struggled with walking at her normal speed.

Then a slime appeared in front of Kazuma, and he had learned that slimes were among the strongest opponents one could find in this world so he instantly picked up his guard. Eris also knowing the danger a slime signified got ready for battle as she drew her dagger.

"{Snipe)!" Kazuma yelled as he let loose an arrow, but it missed by a mile. Kazuma's luck is super high and he is with the goddess of luck, how exactly did he miss. Thinking this was a one in a million kind of moment, just readied another arrow. This was the first time he had ever missed with {Snipe} after all he wouldn't miss again. He then proceeded to miss again, and the text on the dungeon door gave a whole new meaning to him now.

"Eris, all our stats have been reversed!" he exclaimed as he drew Chunchunmaru.

"That explains why I am so slow, but do you think that means the-" Eris was cut off when Kazuma jumped on her and pushed her out of the way from a falling stone, barely avoiding getting crushed.

"That was close!" Kazuma stated as he looked back at the spot they had just been standing.

"I appreciate, you wanting to not see me get hurt Kazuma, but that was highly unnecessary I am immortal after-," Suddenly something graced Eris' right cheek as it shot, before a shiny silver liquid started to seep out of the wound she had just received. Eris took her hand and pressed it to her right cheek and realized something horrifying.

"Kazuma, this dungeon has traps that can harm or even kills gods, we got to get out of here, NOW!" Eris commanded as she tried to run away at full speed, which she quickly realized was not going to work. A snail could probably do laps around her and still beat her to the finish line, that is pretty much how much her agility had been reduced.

"Yeah, you are right, her I'll carry you."

"That will not be necessary, I know what you do to Megumin, when you carry her." Eris muttered the last part as she looked for another way to get transported, which didn't involve sitting on Kazuma's back.

"Excuse me, I am in a relationship with Megumin, I wouldn't-"

"If you are in a relationship with Megumin, why did I see you and Darkness getting so close yesterday then, Scumzuma." Eris interrupted with disdain present in her voice.

"Y-you w-were WATCHING!" Kazuma yelled out in shock at the revelation, that Eris knew about his little session with Darkness.

"NO! M-maybe a little, but you were cheating on Megumin, why AM I the bad guy here!" Eris yelled back as her red face changed from embarrassment to anger.

The slime just looked on in shock at the two people totally ignoring it, but it took this as an opportunity to sneak up on Kazuma. Kazuma with the help of {Enemy detection} stabbed behind him and instantly killed the slime, monsters were also affected by the reversal field.

"It doesn't matter right now," he said as he picked up Eris and carried her over the shoulder, and started to walk back the way they came. She was about the same weight as Megumin, which he was used to carry after she had done her daily explosion.

Eris wanted to protest, but being in a life threatening situation wasn't exactly fun for her, and she understood they could take this talk outside. However, when Kazuma tried to re-open the door they had just came out of, but of course he couldn't open it. He then tried to get Eris to help her open it, but when she tried to use her magic at the door, it only managed to light up some blue writing that said:

This door is closed for all that has taken on the challenge that was meant for the great goddess Aqua. She was the first to take on all the challenges this dungeon contain, for you follower of the Axis faith, we welcome you to walk in our great goddess Aqua's footsteps.

PS. Just to make sure none of the Eris cultists uses the power of their dark goddess, we have made sure that even gods can be killed in this dungeon.

"THESE CRAZY AXIS CULTIST!" They yelled out in unison, of course they would make something like this, and Aqua with her normally horrible luck, would have gotten out of this dungeon without any problems.

Now they had to face all the challenges this dungeon possessed with Eris having all her skills flipped around, and a super unlucky Kazuma with average stats. The only think they both had left was their intelligence. So if they were really careful they could maybe get out of this dungeon still alive, or Eris would be wiped from existence and Kazuma would probably die for real this time.

First level was filled with dart traps, which they normally would detect with {Detect trap} and disarm with {Disarm trap}, but since both of their luck was now down the gutter, they found some stones to roll down the hallway, which activated all the traps. So when they walked through there were no poisonous darts left to be shot at them.

On the second level they were supposed to shoot down a key to unlock a door, but instead they just splurged some water into the lock, used {Freeze} and easily forced the door open, when it was sufficiently weakened. If you can't win when you are playing by their rules, you make your own rules.

The third floor was covered in snow, which covered some open holes. Which they discovered by being really skeptical about whole the area, and threw some stones which revealed on of the traps.

"Eris, if I use {Tinder} mixed with {Drain touch} to access your pool of mana I can just melt all the snow away, and then the holes will drain the water giving us an easy way to get over." Kazuma explained, which she agreed to.

Eris was still skeptical about walking over the area so she tied ropes around them, and she also made both of them carry two big bags of rocks each. In case they fell the other one could drop their stones, and the other one would easily be able to hold them with their stones helping as counter-weight. This preparation would prove to be necessary when the ground below Kazuma gave after. It took the most time to cross the third floor because Eris' speed had become so heavily nerfed.

"I don't really see what Megumin and Darkness see in you, I get for Darkness you are her ideal man," Eris mocked as they finally made it across the third floor after Kazuma had been looking death into the eyes.

"Hey! I am reliable when I need to be, and I think Megumin likes me because of that. Darkness didn't exactly want to be married away to that Alderp guy, and I saved her from that, which would make sense why she fell for me." Kazuma argued as his will to defend himself won over the fear he felt, just like Eris had intended.

"Come on we don't have time for idle chatter we got to continue, come on now to the fifth floor," Eris said as she pointed to the door.

"Don't you mean the four-" Kazuma was interrupted by Eris' hand pressed firmly against his mouth.

"DON'T SAY IT!" Eris ordered as she looked him straight in the eyes. Purple against green. Seeing her serious face he immediately understood why. In Japanese four is considered an unlucky number on the same line as thirteen is considered an unlucky number in western culture. That is because the way you pronounce four in Japanese is very similar to how you pronounce death in Japanese, and death was something they dearly wanted to avoid right now.

The four… I mean the floor before the fifth floor they were face with an abyss in front of them. Kazuma needed to see how far down it was so he tied an arrow to the abundant rope they had available and threw the arrow down. After a solid minute of waiting the rope finally went slack, they knew the way down was going to be tiresome, so they tied the rope to the wall, with 5 different knots just to be sure of it being securely fastened.

"Ladies first!" Kazuma said as he offered the rope to Eris

"Well, since you are such an advocate for true gender equality, shouldn't you go first? Didn't you tell that to Megumin, when she wanted to use the bath first after the giant frog incident?" Eris questioned the man before him.

"HOW MUCH DID YOU SEE OF THAT?" Kazuma asked as his faced started to match the color of his current girlfriend's eyes.

"Oh you know, I saw everything until you froze the door," Eris informed him with a mischievous smile on her face.

"Oh my, I see why Darkness is such a huge pervert now, she worships you after all," He retorted with as a smug grin emerged on his face.

In response to that Eris started to get flustered and whipped him across the face with the rope, unfortunately for Kazuma there was one of Eris' stats that had been flipped around in a positive manner and that was strength. So instead of giving him a whip across the face that would sting, it instead completely knocked him out. Eris then had to make a makeshift camp, while simultaneously taking care of Kazuma.

"Hey wake up, we got to get going," Eris said after Kazuma shifted his head so it would be face first into her lap, instead of having his head on the side.

"No, this lap pillow is comfortable I want to stay like this," Kazuma protested in a muffled voice from her lap. In response, she pulled him up since she didn't want to deal with his perverted antics.

"Ok, ok, if you let me go, I can show you the item I have for quickly repelling down the rope," Kazuma informed the goddess that was currently giving him a death stare, from the sexual harassment.

"Fine hand it over, I can carry us down since I am the stronger one here, at the moment." Eris said in a tired tone, the prospect of possibly being exterminated wasn't a pleasant one.

"Here you go, you fasten it around the rope, and you press down on it when you need to hold still, and you loosen your grip when you want to repel down." Kazuma explained, as he pulled out a metal grip and stuck it to the rope

"Ok, let us get this over with," she fastened her own metal grip and started to repel down, Kazuma following quickly after her on his own metal grip.

The movement from the two climbers started to grit away at the rope above them, which eventually led to it snapping off and they started to tumble towards their deaths.

"{Wind breath}" Kazuma chanted right after he had grabbed ahold of Eris and started {Drain touch} to give him a strong stream of air, that lessened their fall significantly, but Eris still had to take the brunt of the impact. The stress on her left leg made it snap and the wound on her right cheek reopened, giving off a dim silver glow. The intense pain promptly knocked her out, which meant Kazuma had to carry her the rest of the way. He cut off some of the rope and tied it around himself and Eris, giving him two free arms, whilst also being able to carry her on his back. He also tore off some of Eris' nuns habit and made a makeshift leg splint, with tying some rope around it.

"Fuck!" Kazuma cursed to himself as he saw the next challenge, it was an unnaturally calm water in front of him and the exit was clearly visible on the other side. He had to take a risk on what could be hiding in the water if he wanted to swim, or try to touch it.

First, Kazuma decided to throw a piece of cloth in the water to see if that would garner any reaction, which it did not. He then decided to see if he could fish something out of the water, his gut feeling told him to not touch the water. He then fished out a transparent jellyfish, which he recognized from his old world as a Portuguese warship. After a few minutes of meticulous struggling he finally fished up the whole jellyfish, and put its tentacles in a bottle, which he labeled "Deadly weapon".

Feeling exhausted he checked the condition of the still sleeping Eris, and looked at jellyfish infested water in front of him, before he looked back and saw a sign. It said as following:

Our goddess Aqua provided us with these exotic creatures, we don't know where she got them from, but we are thankful.

(Of course this is her fault as well, she can only make my life harder.) Kazuma thought as he stared back at the imported death trap.

"Hey, ERIS! WAKE UP!" he yelled at her, not being successful in waking her up he decided he needed to find some other way to get across the water, that didn't involve using {Drain touch} and {Freeze} when the person he sucked the mana from wasn't awake. She also needed her strength to heal her broken leg.

"Ok, we have 50 meters of deadly water that separates us from the exit, I can't swim and I can't freeze it. How do we get across?" Kazuma told himself the problem he needed to overcome out loud to help him get a better grip on it.

Finding himself stumped and realizing no ex machina would be coming he sat Eris gently back on the ground, before he started to lay out the remaining rope out on the ground. He then picked Eris back up and put her back on his makeshift bed. He then thought of an idea, which she wouldn't like in the slightest, but she wasn't awake so that didn't matter.

He started undressing himself down to his underwear, and then ripped them up as to cover a larger surface area, before he started to undress Eris. After a few minutes of trying to get her nuns habit off, he was finally successful. She was divine beauty when she was mostly dressed, but now laying there in just her underwear, Kazuma couldn't help but get hard.

"No focus," Kazuma smacked himself as he looked back at the fabric available. First he used {Create water} to douse all the clothes in water, before he shaped them into a makeshift boat, and used {Freeze} to make them hold the form. He then filled it with more water, with his {Create water} skill to check for any leaks. After not finding any, he placed it on the water and it didn't sink when he placed himself into it, so he grabbed ahold of Eris and put her in the boat. He had thankfully made it correctly.

"{Create wind}, I am starting to feel exhausted" he said as the weak wind he managed to muster up barely got them to the other side. He then dragged the mostly naked Eris up from the makeshift boat and got them safely to the other side.

"I am not taking the risk of having a single tentacle on my clothes, we will have to manage with our underwear," he said as all they now had left was, Chunchunmaru, some underwear, some rope, a bottle of deadly tentacles, an empty water bottle and Eris' dagger.

He then made bound her to his back again, using the rope, and carried the dagger on his right, and Chunchunmaru on his left. As they started to reach the 6th floor Eris finally started to wake up from her slumber.

"I had a really bad dream," she groggily stated as she woke up.

"I am sorry to inform you, It wasn't a dream," Kazuma stated in a tired tone as they started nearing the 6th challenge of this horrible day.

"WHY ARE WE NAKED!" Eris yelled as she finally understood why her front side felt so warm.

"CALM DOWN! I had to use our clothes to get across some dangerous water," Kazuma explained to calm down the now red-faced goddess.

"Oh, you splinted my leg," Eris said in an astonished voice as she felt a pressure around over her left leg.

"Yeah," he retorted, as he almost started to fall asleep from exhaustion.

"You can use {Drain touch} if you neeee-" Her sentence interrupted as Kazuma instantly started to drain her for mana to keep himself awake.

"Thanks, that helped," he said as he went inside the room.

Before them stood a weak looking goblin, it was probably a starved goblin, with stats that had barely kept it alive, but here it was probably on the level with a demon king general.

"Eris give me the bottle that is clearly labeled "deadly weapon", NOW!" Kazuma ordered as she fished the bottle up and gave it to him. Chunchunmaru was then promptly smeared in the tentacles, so that even touching the blade would be lethal, or at the very least incapacitate their enemy, hopefully.

"Please adventurer kill me, kill me NOW!" the weak looking goblin pleaded with him.

"Ok, {Dash}," Kazuma quickly got over to the goblin and hit it with the blade, but it didn't penetrate the goblin's skin.

"Why do you want to die?" Eris asked as she looked at the distressed goblin, that didn't get killed by Kazuma's attack.

"I have been kept prisoner here by the crazy Axis cultist, they told me when I had killed 10 adventurers I was free to leave, you are the first people I have ever seen since then. NOT A SINGLE PERSON HAS COME, IT HAS BEEN SO LONG! I JUST WANT TO DIE!"

"Lick the blade, I think that should work," Kazuma informed, which the goblin promptly did, now the neurotoxin kicked in, and after 5 minutes of heavy breathing the goblin had successfully been relieved of its duties. He had choked to death, but his face was filled with joy. The doors then opened and let them move on.

"Poor goblin," Eris and Kazuma said in unison as they went on to the 7th floor.

When they came to the 7th floor they came into a room where they could see an empty water fountain, in the roof there was a big hole that lead upwards. As the gate closed behind them, they looked over at the sign that said:

Fill me with one holy tear, and I will overflow and bring you to your salvation.

"Eris we are going to need some holy tears, you think you can do that?" He asked, already knowing the answer.

"I am not like my senior, I can't start crying on a whim. I have to feel something for rea-"

"I don't mind if they are padded!" He quickly cut her off, making her stare on in shock, as he stepped into the fountain.

She couldn't deny they weren't padded anymore, at least not to him, and she knew he honestly didn't care. He was in a relationship with Megumin after all, and they had about the same cup-size. It was stupid, but this was something she had been widely insecure about, since Aqua always had teased her about it. Finally someone had told her something she dearly wanted to hear, NO something she needed to hear. So, she couldn't help it when a tear of joy ran down her face and landed in the fountain.

The water started to violently gush from the fountain and started to flood the room. Eris grabbed ahold of Kazuma for dear life, as he started to swim up against the hole. After a few minutes of floating they had overcome their 7th challenge, Eris asked to be put down so they could both rest for a little bit.

"EEEEK!" Eris screamed as she tried her best to cover up her now, wet and see through white underwear.

"YAHOO!" He exclaimed at the divine sight before, before he sat down and promptly collapsed from exhaustion.

Eris on the other hand couldn't fall asleep as she was too cold, so in desperate need for some heat, she clung on to wet and Kazuma's mostly naked body. He was so warm, so comforting and she finally understood how Megumin and Darkness had fallen for him. Was he a pervert? Yes, big time! Did he pull through when the situation needed him to?.

"Maybe, just maybe that is enough to redeem you," She whispered into his ear, which instinctively made him hug her back, this was because his body was so used to sleeping with Megumin at his side that this reflex was second nature to him at this point. Eris tightened the embrace, both because of increased physical heat and comfort, but also because being close to him made her feel at ease.

After a few hours of sleep Kazuma woke up to, the sleeping face of Eris, she looked so peaceful, her face was definitively otherworldly and it was so nicely framed by her waist long silver hair. He brushed some of her hair aside and revealed the wound she had received on her right cheek, just like her avatar Chris. This didn't ruin her face in the slightest, it just made it more unique.

"Wait a second, how did this happen?" Kazuma questioned as he realized what kind of embrace this was, it was how he usually slept with Megumin, he felt conflicted it was nice, but this was something he and Megumin shared. He tried to untangle from her, but she just tightened the embrace, like Megumin tended to do when he woke up first (which wasn't often mind you).

He just laid his head back down again, and looked at the sleeping Eris, he stayed like that for a few more minutes until Eris woke up and stared back into his green eyes, green like a four-leafed clover. Her purple eyes reminded him of both the calm and alluring blue that Darkness had, whilst also giving off the mischievous glint that Megumin's red eyes always carried.

They stared at each other for a bit, before they even realized what they were doing.

"EH, w-we should probably get going," Kazuma stuttered out in pure embarrassment, as Eris looked away from him, her face carrying a similar shade of red.

"Y-yeah let us get going, but you are going to have to carry me, b-because of my leg," Eris confirmed in a similar stutter, as she stretched out her arms to let him drag her up on his back.

Then the last and 8th floor stood before them, Kazuma didn't want to open the door. It was scary to think what would be past this probably overly dangerous door. Maybe even opening it would mean death, but they were both exhausted and tired of this, so they both drew their own respective weapon, and readied for this last challenge. Kazuma pushed the door open and was instantly blinded by the sudden light. Eris was however not blinded, and could see everything just fine.

"Jump to the left!" She commanded, which he promptly did, barely avoiding a giant hammer that slammed down to his right.

"DUCK!" she screamed, barely avoiding a horizontal guillotine from chopping both their heads off.

"CRAWL!" Kazuma followed her orders, this time avoiding stumbling into barbed wire on fire.

"GET UP AND RUN STRAIGHTFORWARD!" Doing as he was told he could feel a cold air behind as he kept sprinting with all his power, this time avoiding getting pierced by frozen water spears.

"JUMP!" When he landed on the other side he could hear a door close behind him and the blinding light went away, whilst heavily panting his sight started to return.

"Good job," Eris said in a comforting tone as she played with his brown hair.

"Hah, hah, couldn't have done it without, hah, hah, you telling me how to avoid those traps." He managed to say between heavy breaths of air, as he finally could see the room they stood in.

It was a blue room filled with statues depicting "Aqua". In reality each statue grossly overstated a lot of things, like her breasts and the face was totally off, it looked like one would expect a goddess to look, which is as we all know wrong. At the end of the room Kazuma and Eris could the a sight that was almost divine. It was a big stone door with a sign that said in big bold letters:

EXIT

Kazuma walked over to the door, but it didn't open, just their luck. He tried to push, but it wouldn't budge.

"Kazuma let me help you push this door open, this is the same kind of door Darkness opened for us, when I killed that evil devil Zereschrute." Eris pointed out her observation, as she realized she could open it, because of her newly acquired superhuman strength. The only thing that she would normally have under human standards, just like Aqua's intelligent and luck was below that of a normal human.

Kazuma placed her to the door and helped her into a position where she could lift the door. The struggle from lifting the door reopened her wound and she had to put all the weight on her right leg. The door slowly opened, and when Kazuma and Eris stepped through the door they were transported back to the anti-mortal barrier.

"Carry me over to it," she said as the tired Kazuma instead dragged her over to the barrier. She again charged up silver energy in her hand and popped the barrier in an instant. The moment she popped it her divine aura filled her back with strength and she could feel herself going back to normal, well mostly normal. She could still feel her divine silver blood drip out of her right cheek. Whilst her leg healed fully when the divine aura returned

"Let me get that," Kazuma said as he pulled out a handkerchief from the bag he had left outside the dungeon.

He then put it to her right cheek, which seeped up Eris' divine blood. Kazuma had turned the mostly naked Eris to look at him, and showed his tender side to her when she needed it most. She had saved him multiple times today, and he had saved her from total obliteration. So what came next just felt natural right then and there.

Eris pulled him down into a deep kiss as she felt the handkerchief get pressed harder against her right cheek. Kazuma placed his left hand behind her head as he pulled her deeper into the kiss. Eris started to let her hands wander across Kazuma's body, while not especially muscular it was still toned. In response to this he let go of the handkerchief and pushed her down to the grass, as his right hand started exploring her body.

"{Steal}" and Kazuma was suddenly holding Eris' bra which revealed her small, yet firm breasts. Unlike Megumin's breast, Eris' was maybe a tad bigger. They still fit into his hand very well, and her nipples were really enjoyable to pinch as she let out little whimpers.

"Hah, hah!" Eris panted heavily as Kazuma brought his left hand down to squeeze on right breast, whilst he brought his face down and started to suck on her erect nipple. It worked as intended and Eris' whimpers developed into moans at the sudden pleasure.

"{Steal}" Kazuma chanted again and after a sudden flash of blue light, he was holding her now soaked white panties.

"Two can play that game {Steal}!" Eris exclaimed in a panting voice as she now lay there with Kazuma's underwear for once, in her left hand. She brought her right hand down to his erection and felt it up. A goddess of luck was about to get "lucky" with the adventurer that had defeated the devil king. The thought of it only made her hornier, as she tightened her grip around his shaft.

Kazuma let his left hand travel down her body and took a firm hold of her divine ass, whilst sucking and teasing her nipples. He lightly groaned at from the stroking she performed on him, as he could hear her heavy panting into his ear. Kazuma's left hand then went over to "the holy entrance" and started its own little exploration with two fingers. They sped up as they could both feel their climaxes come close. Before Kazuma let out his "swimmers" all over her hand, as she soaked his left hand in her "holy water".

"HUH, HUH" Eris and Kazuma panted heavily as they went into another deep kiss, a lot sloppier this time, while still feeling the aftereffects of their first orgasms. Kazuma's was still at full mast and ready to sail into waters, no mortal or immortal had ever traveled before. First Kazuma started to grind his "Excalibur" at "the gates to heaven", before Eris with her holy hand guided it into her most holy spot.

It felt divine, Darkness had done him with little enthusiasm on his side, but the lustful atmosphere right now was so thick you could cut into it with a knife. Kazuma brought his "sword" deeper into Eris, which she in response wrapped her legs around his waist, not giving him a chance to pull it out. Not that Kazuma wanted to, he wanted to swing his "sword" around in "heaven" for all eternity if he could.

Eris could feel him inside her, and for every stroke he did, she quivered slightly. She loved this steady pace, it was perfect. It was just like she wanted it to be. Why did it feel so good do it with him, was it because he had saved her life, was it because they had been on so many adventures together or perhaps because she had secretly always taken a liking to him. He didn't get so lucky without a goddess' blessing on him, and he was blessed by her. Or perhaps it was a mixture of everything.

"I am close," Eris whispered to her lover in a seductive manner, as she could feel him starting to near his own climax. Kazuma couldn't speed up, instead he slowed down a little and waited for her walls to tighten around his member before he dared speeding up.

"AH, YES!" Eris exclaimed in ecstasy as her climax reached its peak. Making Kazuma speed up and quickly catching up to her and letting out everything he had deep into her. They held their embrace for a while until, Kazuma broke away.

He felt a strong sense of guilt wash over him, this time he willingly had cheated on Megumin. With a goddess that was currently spasm on the ground below him, but he had still cheated on her. Megumin, the person that had confessed to him so honestly. He waited for Eris to wake up so he could talk to her about what they had just done, but when she woke up and remembered what they had done she adorned a face with great shame, and flashed away in a flash of silver.

Now Kazuma was walking home after he had changed into his second set of clothes and he felt horrible. He didn't want to go home, he just wanted to walk with this feeling instead of having to face Megumin right now. And so Kazuma ended up walking in Axel for a few hours, before he decided to walk mindlessly outside the city, but that is a story for the next chapter.

/Meanwhile in heaven, in Eris' chambers

"What have I done, what have I done!?" I yelled to myself out loud as I thought back to the incident with Kazuma. It had felt great to be in his embrace, but I had just berated him for cheating on Megumin with Darkness, and then I go and do it myself.

"I am sorry Megumin, I am really sorry! I didn't mean for this to happen, it was only going to be a small dungeon assessment," I wanted to rip my hair out in my frustration. I needed to talk with Megumin about this, maybe, just maybe she would forgive us both. Yes, I needed to go and tell her everything right now.

When I got back to Belzberg after my little freak out, of course in my avatar Chris, I got the news that Kazuma hadn't returned back home yet. I didn't exactly want to tell Megumin about how I had sex with her boyfriend behind her back, but I was definitively not going to do it without Kazuma around. So I decided to help look for him, but for some reason I couldn't find him, which meant either someone with divine power was with him, or as I feared in this case, an affiliate of the devil king had taken him past the light where a god or goddess could see.

As days turned into weeks, Kazuma still didn't show up and I felt really worried about him, but when I saw Megumin and her worried antics, I felt like I was complaining about a papercut when the woman that stood in front of me looked like she had lost everything dear to her. She went around in a frenzy looking for clues, looking for something that could help her find Kazuma, something that could tell her he was still alive.

On day 15th of his disappearance Megumin promised out a bounty on 300 million Eris, if they could find Kazuma. She then started to travel back and forth between Axel and the capitol, to get help from princess Iris. I was a goddess and I felt like my own actions to help were nothing when compared to what Megumin did to find him again. This didn't exactly lighten the guilt I felt, when I remembered what me and Kazuma had done, and I could recognize the same face of guilt on Darkness.

"Where are you Kazuma?" was the questioned everyone wanted answered.