Red: Welcome back!

Geo: We have been very busy so let's get into this.

-Nicktoons Love in The Loud House-

Lincoln was currently setting up streamers that were, of course, black and white as Jack blew up balloons with Luan. "So, you two gonna…"

"Gonna what?"

"Ya know…(whistle)" She raised an eyebrow as he face palmed. He then made his right hand into a circle and stuck his finger into it repeatedly. Luan blushed, finally getting the picture. "Uhhhh." He leaned close to her ear. "Just so you know, Lucy took his V-card." Luan's eyes widened before she sighed sadly.

"And you aren't the only sister. There is also Luna, Lynn, possibly Leni, maybe one or both the twins, as well as a few other girls who like him. Maybe Lisa can help with the twins." He responded as Luan looked shocked, hoping that he was joking. "Lana I can possibly see, but LOLA!?"

Jack nodded. "I have seen her room, she has a book full of pictures of him." Luan was shocked. "If that doesn't say obsessed, then I don't know what does." Jack said going back to the balloons as Lincoln opened a window for cool air.

*Kitchen*

Lynn and Luna made a large cake with black and white frosting, strawberries, black cherries, and delicious vanilla and chocolate fillings. "What kind of cake is this again?" Lynn asked as she coated the cake. "Devil's food cake. Lucy's favorite."

"How long until this is all ready?"

"Not until midnight, Lincoln is gonna take the younger ones out to get candy."

*Lisa and Krystal*

"It's tight!" Krystal said as she got on the black costume. "That's because it's backwards Krystal." Lisa deadpanned. "What am I again?"

"You are a witch."

"Cool! And what are you?"

"I am an astronaut." She said, putting a glass helmet on her head. "Astro-whaa?"

"It's someone who explores outer space."

"Oooooooh! Have you ever been to space Auntie Lisa?"

"No I haven't."

"Awww but that would've been cool." Krystal deadpanned as she put on a black hat.

*Lincoln*

"Okay, I think we did good."

"Yep, looks great Linc." Jack said as he sat down.

"Jack, go get my costume."

"One Peter Pan suit coming u-" "NO!"

"Why not it's a good idea!" Lincoln just glared at him. "No."

"But why!?" Lincoln reached for the light. "Say it again."

"…Peter Pan." Jack ducked away as Lincoln shined the light on him "Nice try." Jack said as he went upstairs and came down with their night suit but smaller and with a skull balaclava.

"Thank you." Lincoln said as he took it and went to the basement.

*Luan*

"Luna, think you can handle the rest of the food? I wanna change and go out."

"Sure." She answered as she made some spaghetti and other stuff.

Lincoln walked in the kitchen and smelled the food being cooked.

"Mmmm smells great!" He said as he opened the basement door.

*Lucy*

"So…what happens now?" Lynn asked Lucy in their room. "What do you mean?"

"The whole 'Lincoln' situation. Do we just…share him?" She asked confused. "If our parents ever found out…" Lucy held up a hand to silence her. "I know, they would most likely be disgusted by it, mainly dad." She said sadly. "But I don't care, I will do anything it takes to be with him." Lynn spoke with determination, making Lucy smile. "As would I."

A knock on the door was heard and Krystal poked her head in. "Hi mommy." She smiled while she hugged Lucy. "Hello my little witch." She said as she brought the small girl up on her bed and tickled her. "Hehehehe."

Lynn rubbed the small girls silver hair. "Don't I get a hug Krys?" She said as she wrapped her arms around both girls.

"Ok!" Krystal hugged her back and smiled. "I love you too Mama Lynn!" She said, causing said girl to blush and Lucy to smirk.

*Lisa*

"Okay, molecular stabilizers in position and done!" Lisa groaned as she opened her helmet. "Finally, my transdimensional gateway is complete." She then heard a knock at the door. She covered the machine. "Enter."

Lincoln came in wearing the black and white clothing. "Lisa, it's time to go."

"Ok." She grabbed a white and blue bucket and left the room with Lincoln.

*Downstairs*

"Okay, all we need are Lana and Lola. Lily's already in her lamb costume." Lincoln said while holding the youngest Loud child. "Here we are!" Lola came down the stairs dressed as Princess Zelda and Lana was Link.

'Damn.' Lincoln thought as Jack pulled at his hair. "Hey!"

"Don't tell me you've become a lolicon, oh wait. Lucy already made you one."

"Shut up." Lincoln snapped as Krystal walked down with a little cauldron bucket. "And that's my little spellcaster!" He said as she hugged him. Lincoln noticed the looks of fear and worry on the twins' faces, indicating they also knew.

He gave them a look that said 'I'm not going anywhere'.

Lucy came down dressed as Lust from FullMetal Alchemist and Lincoln felt himself starting to get hard.

'DOWN SIMBA DOWN!' He thought.

"Lucy you look... gorgeous!" He said in her ear. "Well maybe if you're good, I'll show you why I'm called Lust!" She whispered back causing Lincoln to faint with a smile.

"I think you broke him." Luan said, dressed as a Gardevoir. Lucy shook her head as Jack handed her a glass of water and she threw it on him.

Lincoln opened his multi-colored eyes and spat out the liquid. "YAHHH WATER!"

Lucy giggled. "What did you say to him?"

"It's nothing." Lucy muttered to Luan with a smile and blush.

"Trick or treat!"

After 2 hours, the Loud kids all got a ton of candy and were still getting more. "Jack, the gem?" Lincoln said as they stood in the back of the group.

"I got that covered. Just hand me the gem, I can't go too far." He said as Lincoln handed him the emerald-like gem. Jack froze as soon as it hit his black palm. "Lincoln…someone is watching us…and it isn't one of the girls."

"Jack…the readers are always watching us."

"Not them you idiot, someone in this world." He snapped as Lincoln caught up with the others. "Where are they and how many?"

"…Southwest. And it's just one, I don't know who though." Jack told him. "Krystal stay with your mommies, I'll be back."

"Ok daddy." She said. "Lincoln, what are you doing?" Lucy whispered. "Jack says someone is watching us, we're gonna get them into some trap of sorts or whatever Jack has planned."

"…Go." She said as he walked off, him and Jack merging once again and their body changing as they hid in the darkness, but they stayed the same height and pulled up their hood. 'Is it near?'

'Yes, alley on the left. Move slowly.' Lincoln nodded and did so. They heard footsteps moving back from the alley.

They took a defensive stance and saw the person moving away from the alley. 'It's a girl.' Jack said.

Lincoln followed her and the two eventually cornered her. Both were shocked at who they saw. "Christina." The dark red haired girl froze. "Why were you following us?"

"Skeleton Jack." She said barely audible, walking forward up to them. A black ooze covered their body and came off Lincoln, Jack forming his shadowy body.

"Sister." He muttered quietly as she looked at the two with wide eyes. "L-Lincoln!?" She blushed.

"Hehehehe…hi." He stuttered back as Jack glared. "Talk."

"I-I wanted to find you." She stuttered shyly with a blush. "B-both of you."

"Why?" Jack raised an eyebrow.

She gave a blush whenever she looked at Lincoln so Jack stood in front of him.

'Oh I get it, she has a crush on him.' He glared at Lincoln, his protective instincts starting to kick in. "What did you do to her you Bastard!?" He held Lincoln against a wall. "You sir…are a dumbass." Lincoln deadpanned. "Do you not remember a few nights ago?"

"...Oh! I remember now. Sorry, but with what's been happening I forgot." He smiled as he dropped Lincoln.

"Good." Lincoln coughed. "Now talk!" He demanded his little sister.

She sighed and nodded. "I-I wanted to see you, b-but I was too scared to get c-close enough." She admitted, not looking him in the eye.

Jack sighed and moved back. His advanced hearing picked up metal hitting brick and he looked back to see a man in a clown mask holding a large crowbar, his right ear bitten off. 'Great, this guy.' They both thought.

"Well lookie what we got here. Demon boy!"

"Oh, not you again!" Lincoln complained. "How is he not dead?!" Jack exclaimed as he walked down the alley towards them as Lincoln sighed." Cristina, you might wanna get somewhere safe."

"B-but-"

"Trust us." Jack said as he and Lincoln merged again.

She shrugged and ducked behind a trash can.

*10 Minutes Later*

Lincoln walked back over dusting his hands and popping his neck.

"Now you were saying?" He said as the large man groaned in pain.

"Ummm." She blanked out as the bloodied and bruised man turned his head to the side. "Is this…normal?"

"More or less." Lincoln said as he and Jack split apart. Jack went over and hugged her, causing her to freeze.

"I missed you so much little sister." He spoke with a smile as gunshots went off in the distance. "Lincoln, let's go."

"Right."

"He'll be out for at least two hours. And as to why he is missing an ear, that was Lincoln. He Mike Tyson'd him." He explained as the two ran off.

Cristina stood still, her mind processing what the shadow figure said. 'Sister.' She got out her phone and dialed in a number, her hand shaking.

"Mom, I have a question…did I have a brother?"

*Later*

Lucy was currently leading everyone back home with Luan. "What a great night, huh Luce?"!She said, adjusting her dress.

"Yeah, it was pretty cool. Did you have fun Krystal?"

"Yes mommy!" She spoke from Luan's shoulders with a smile on her face and her now large cauldron filled to the brim with a ton of candy.

"That's great, I'm glad you had fun." She smiled.

Soon they made it to the house which was pitch black.

"Did the power go out?" Luan opened the door. "Well, you could say that." Luan said as they walked in before cutting on the lights and a large pie getting slammed in her face. "SURPRISE!" They all said as Luna brought up a cake which looked warm.

"Happy Birthday Lucy." Luna spoke as she set it on the table.

Lucy felt herself smiling very large, something that the Loud siblings saw which made their hearts warm up.

"Time for cake!" Lynn said with a smile as Lincoln came out of his room in his normal clothes except he had a black long sleeve shirt under his orange tee and his hair was wet. Mr. Midnight ran down the stairs and jumped at Lucy's legs.

Lucy picked him up and held him close to her chest allowing him to lick her face as Lincoln walked over and rubbed the small dog's head.

*3 Weeks Later*

Lincoln woke up in his bed with Lucy in his arms and Mr. Midnight on her stomach.

'I have a feeling that today's gonna be very interesting.' He thought as he kissed her forehead, slowly got up and headed to the washroom.

"Hey Lincoln, you gonna try the new clothes you got last night?" Jack said from the couch.

"Yep."

"Good." He responded as he put on anime.

*Later*

Lincoln stepped out of the washroom wearing black jeans, red and black converses, a black long sleeve shirt under an orange tee, a checkered orange and black flannel, a black jean jacket hoodie with orange sleeves, and a black and orange skull beanie.

"Nice, but you should put on the scarf. I liked it because a friend I had, and don't speak about anymore, wore one and rocked it."

"Ok." Lincoln then wrapped a monochrome colored scarf with orange trims around his neck.

"Lincoln?" He turned around and saw Lisa with a large crate.

"What's up Lisa?"

"I have my meeting of the worlds brightest minds today."

"So science fair?"

"Yes, but mostly with adults and just a few children. This isn't some children's school event." She spoke polishing her glasses. "Also nice scarf."

"Thanks but why do need me to go?"

"I will tell you on the way." She told him as she went to Lori and Leni's room. "Great, I get to go to a place filled with geeks." Jack complained. "Damn magical bounds."

Lucy opened her eyes to a void of pure darkness. "Hello?" She called out.

She smelled smoke and saw a dark fire start burning. The fire engulfed the entire area around her until she saw all of Royal Woods, nearly completely destroyed and in flames, mutilated corpses and blood everywhere. She then saw multiple silhouettes, all with red eyes and each one in different sizes. One of them moved towards her, revealing a top familiar sized and shaped person wearing a completely black suit.

"R..R..Ronnie?" Lucy stuttered as they raised their hand and trapped her in psychic energy. They removed the cover on their eyes and showed her eyes were not red, but pitch black and the surrounding veins and pupils were purple.

"You have no idea what you're up against." She whispered in a dark tone in Lucy's ear. She started crushing Lucy's throat.

"Think you are ready to face me? Go ahead…you're already DEAD!" And with that she crushed her throat completely.

"AHHHHHHHH!" Lucy sat up and let out a small scream, her half-wolf puppy whimpered as he cuddled into her chest. Lincoln ran in, gloves drawn. "Lucy where'd they go what'd they look like?" He said quickly. He threw off the gloves and held her closely.

"Shh shh it's okay. It's okay Luce. Nothing's gonna hurt you."

"Where's Laughing Jack?!" Jack shouted as he barged in with a khopesh blade and swung it around, ready to kill the sadistic clown.

"He's not the problem."

"Oh." He said as he put the sword away. "What happened?"

"I just ran up when I heard her scream." Lincoln told him, running his hand through her midnight black hair.

"It was awful." She muttered as she held him and her puppy tight.

"Lucy what happened?" He said gently, looking into her emerald eyes. "Nightmare." She said, not wanting him to know the whole story of death. "I…I don't want to talk about it."

"You..sure?" She nodded as Lori honked the horn of Vanzilla outside. "C'mon, let's go!"

"You wanna come with us? It's Lisa's nerd thing and it would be really boring without you."

"No thanks…I think I'll stay here." She said as her heart slowed down. "You sure? I don't want something to happen to you." She nodded slowly. "I got Luna here. Nothing is gonna happen. Maybe Luan should go, as well as Lynn." She spoke, getting said girls attention who was asleep on her bed. "Someone call me?" She yawned as she put on her jersey and Luan put on a sunny yellow dress and her gloves, which faintly had dried blood on them.

"I'm ready guys." Luan said getting up, scratching at her arms. Lincoln saw some bandages under the gloves but didn't say anything about it.

"Come on, they're waiting downstairs." Lincoln said walking off from Lucy, he saw Krystal sleeping on the couch with Lily, both still in their costumes.

He gave a smile at the sight as he opened the door, glad that Jack suggested the scarf.

*Vanzilla*

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"About?" Lisa glared before pulling him inside by the ear. "Ahhh!"

"Why didn't you tell me you were dying?!" She snapped, quietly and angrily. 'Shit, I was hoping she was asleep!'

"Because it's my problem and no machine or serum you make can help it." He told her while looking directly into her eyes.

Lisa sighed and moved over for him to sit as the other two came out.

"You all ready?" Lori said.

"Yeah, we're ready." Lincoln said so Lori started old Vanzilla and drove off with the four others in the back.

'Why won't he let me help him?' Lisa thought as they drove. "Lisa…it's not that he doesn't want you to help him, it's that you can't." Jack explained, whispering in her ear. "Magic is a part of science like Alchemy, but this is dark magic."

"I...I know. I just wish there was something I could do."

"Well you can't. Not everything can be solved with machines and chemicals." Lisa sighed knowing he was right about that.

*Later*

Lisa got out of the car with Lincoln following, along with Luan and Lynn. Lisa opened the back and Lincoln went over and grabbed the machine.

"Okay, this is heavy. A little help Lynn?"

"Sure." The sports girl said as she grabbed the other side and they carried it in the building which was filled with men and women, most in lab coats.

"Cool." Lincoln spoke as he groaned.

"Yes Lincoln, cool indeed, and this year I shall be the supreme victor and finally defeat HIM!" Lisa said with an evil grin on her face.

"Lisa, who's him?"

"Hamilton Fink. And I'm not the only one here who wants to knock him down a few pegs."

"Indeed my dear cousin." She heard a heavily accented voice from behind her say.

"Dexter." Lisa spoke as she faced her ginger cousin.

Red: You all should know what Dexter looks like, but if you don't we'll just explain it.

Geo: Wait we will?

Red: Yes Geo.

Geo: Uuuuugggghhhhhhh Fine.

Dexter has neon orange hair, a white lab coat, dark purple gloves and dark blue boots, as well as glasses that were thicker than Lisa's. NOW BACK TO THE PLOT!

"Dex, what're you doing here anyway?" Lori asked.

"I'm the judge at this years contest so don't expect me to just let you win Lisa." He spoke, fixing his glasses and winking as he heard crashing. "Dee Dee!" He shouted at his stupid but lovable sister and ran off.

"I wonder why Leni chose to take after her?" Lynn mumbled.

Lisa walked forward and set up her machine in a corner.

*30 minutes later*

"There it's done!" She said as she took some papers to the copier while Lincoln and the other two sisters stayed with the machine.

Lisa made her way to the copier as she bumped into someone. "Sorry." A voice said. "Please watch where you are gooo…" Lisa spoke as she got a good look at who she bumped into.

He had short black hair, green eyes with thin glasses, an open lab coat that was black, a red polo shirt, khaki shorts, and blue open toed sandals. "I'm sorry, I should've been more careful." He said as he helped her up. "I'm Eugene Birch." He smiled as his watch went off.

"Uh-oh! The reactors going off! I'll see you around miss?.."

"Lisa Loud." She said with a red face as he walked off, then started running.

Lisa gave a sigh as she walked back to her booth with all her papers when she ran into the most hated person in the building.

"Fink." She said with malice in her voice as she moved past the balding man.

"Loud." He said walking past the younger girl with an evil grin on his face. Lisa immediately knew something was wrong.

'Oh no!' She thought in panic.

Ya see, Hamilton was Lisa's version of Mandark, only he was smarter like Mojo Jojo and incredibly dangerous like Carmen Electta on Black Friday.

*Later*

Lisa's machine was hoing crazy while Fink smirked.

"Uh, is this supposed to happen?!" Dexter asked as he held Dee Dee by a leash. "No, the output has been destabilized!" She shot a glare at Fink. "If this isn't fixed it will kill everyone within a 50 mile radius." She said, making everyone glare at Fink.

"Uhhhhhhh." The balding scientist paled. 'I did not think this through!'

Lisa growled as the machine started flashing multiple colors.

"EVERYONE HELP ME STABILIZE IT OR ELSE WE'LL ALL BE NOTHING BUT PRIMORDIAL OOZE!" She screamed as everyone around panicked. "Now I may not be the smartest person, but I have one good idea; DUCK AND COVER!" Dee Dee said as she hid behind a table.

"I agree!" Lynn said doing the same as well as Luan and Lori. Lincoln tried moving but his whole body was frozen. 'Lincoln, why can't we move!?' Jack mentally shouted.

'I don't know!' Lincoln said back as his hand started turning into pixels.

"Uhhh Lisa?"

"Uh-oh!" She said as saw what was happening.

The pixels started swirling apart as they went further up his arm.

"LINCOLN!" Soon his whole body bursted into the pixels and imploded as the machine fell apart.

Lisa started to cry and dropped to her knees, trying to put the machine back together.

*Lincoln and Jack*

"LINCOLN! IF WE LIVE THROUGH THIS, I WANT YOU TO KNOW… I DELETED ALL YOUR PORN!" Jack screamed as they flew through multiple rings of blue and white. "You WHAT?!"

"I'M SORRY DUDE BUT YOU'VE BEEN GETTING THE REAL THING SINCE HALLOWEEN!"

"YOU KNOW LUCY AND I LOVE TO FUCK WHILE WATCHING BIBLE BLACK!"

"SINCE WHEN DO YOU WATCH THAT?!"

"SINCE ALWAYS!"

"Lincoln. You have never seen that. I have gone through your web browser history more than you." Jack glared.

"Oh yeah, prove it."

"Name one character."

"Uhhhhhhhhh…"

"That's what I thought. Do we go back to screaming?"

"Yeah sure."

"AHHHHHHHH!" They soon fell in an alleyway onto some garbage bags.

"Ow."

"What the fuck happened?" Jack said in shadow form.

"I don't know, but I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." Lincoln joked as he got slapped in the face. "Never do that again."

"Why?"

"I did not like The Wizard of Oz."

"Jack, I'm sensing someone come this way!" Lincoln said. "Quickly shadow sidekick, upwards!"

"Fuck off!"

They merged and moved up to the rooftops.

"I'm telling ya Jack, it's around here somewhere." They heard a familiar female voice say from the alleyway.

Lincoln's eyes widened. "Lincoln…are we where I think we are?"

"I-I'm not sure." He said as he jumped down and looked outside the alley. He and Jack then saw a girl with waist length albino white hair and multicolored eyes, wearing an orange sleeveless shirt, a baby blue skirt, and black thigh length converses, and she was currently putting a large bloodstained knife in her pocket. Lincoln and Jack went back inside the alley.

"Let's rock!" Jack said as they went back up. "Are we actually in a genderbent world? Because she looked almost exactly like me?!" Lincoln exclaimed as they watched her. "I remember that dream. Isn't her name Linka?"

"Yeah I think so." Lincoln said as a kunai flew past his face and got stuck in a brick wall.

"What the!" Lincoln pulled out the black knife which had a green leather handle and instinctively lunged forward at the assailant, who in turn was his genderbent version.

"Jack, who is this guy?" Lincoln's counterpart said as a feminine shadow figure appeared next to her. "I do not know…but he looks familiar."

"Definitely not in Kansas anymore." Lincoln said.