Geo: Welcome back, it's been too long.

Red: Arc 1 is soon to come to an end and be prepared for this chapter.

-Nicktoons Love in The Loud House-

"Okay, this is weird." Jack said as he formed his shadow body. "Tell me about it." Lincoln muttered as smoke surrounded the two female counterparts.

Without warning he was punched in the gut by a black metallic fist.

'Damn!' Lincoln thought at they left the smoke.

"DIE!" They shouted as they ran at Lincoln. They had on a black and white dress and black goth boots, as well as electric blue and black claws contrast to Lincoln's crimson and white claws on the liquid metal fingers. They even had the same mask, goggles, balaclava, bandana, and hooded jacket, their blades were different though. While Lincoln had Khopesh blades, she had katanas.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold on." Lincoln said but Linka just slashed at him, cutting his wrist and near his throat. "Gah! Damn it what's with you!?" He said holding his hand when she went for the killing blow

"Don't talk your way out of this you demon!" She yelled when Jack's shadow form grabbed the blade. "You're one to talk." He said just as her shadow pounced him, making Linka change back, Lincoln grabbed one of the blades from her and put the tip at her throat.

"Game…over." He growled as she struggled to move. "What the fuck?! Jackie help!"

"Yeah, she's a bit preoccupied." Jack said. Linka looked over to see her friend nose deep in a porn magazine. "Horny bitch." She muttered. "Fine…go ahead and kill me."

"We don't WANT to kill you ya crazy bitch!" Jack exclaimed, smacking her upside the head. "Hey!"

"You attacked US!" Lincoln snapped while wrapping his wrist.

"Sorry 'bout that." She sweated. "But you were watching us. I thought you were Selena…"

"Who?"

"Slenderwoman."

"You mean Slenderman's daughter?"

"Yeah?"

"What is my older sibling doing?" Jack muttered to himself. "What?"

"What?" He said.

"I heard you." Jackie whispered in his ear.

"Uhhhhh…I can explain."

"Do so." She grinned while Jack gulped.

*Later*

Lincoln pulled up his hood and finished explaining with Jack their whole problem.

"Damn." Jackie said shocked a little before seeing how the two mortals looked very similar.

"Huh neat." Linka mumbled. "Sorry about earlier."

"It's okay." Lincoln rubbed his head with a blush from his life being told, and the teasing from the the two demons wasn't helping.

"Kissy kissy kissy!"

"Shut the fuck up!" They exclaimed at the two while they laughed at them.

"Come on." Linka said while sitting up. "Let's head to my house, maybe my brother can help you."

"You're brother?"

'Oh yeah…Levi!' He thought. 'Huh ya know I never realized this before but he kinda looks like Dexter.' Jack and Lincoln thought.

*63 Loud House*

"The remote is mine!"

"No mine!"

"Actually…IT'S MINE!"

"Wrong you assholes don't have a REMOTE chance of getting it!" They all groaned, not noticing the guy who had it ran upstairs.

"That was close." Lars spoke as his white mouse ran up his arm and high fived him. "Where's Lars?"

"GET HIM!"

"Great." He groaned as he climbed the closet and went into the vents, knowing his brothers had too big of heads to fit in.

"Suckers." He said with a smile as he went up.

*Linka*

"Okay, you might need to go into the attic while I get my brother." She said as they both walked down the street.

"Can do." He said as someone watched them. Lincoln climbed up the house slowly when Jack helped give him a speed boost. "Thanks bud."

"No prob Bob."

"Don't say that."

"Why no-oh yeah, Bobby."

"No Bob the Builder." Lincoln said sarcastically. "Of course I mean Bobby! The fucker tried raping Lynn!"

"Ok ok." Jack said.

"S'up." Both looked to the side and saw Lars poking his head up from a vent. "You didn't see anything." Jack said slowly, moving his arms.

"My sister has a shadow demon as well, what the fuck makes you think seeing you is a big deal?"

"And how many of you know?"

"Only me, the nerd, and the guy who looks like Pinocchio from Shrek." He responded calmly making Lincoln laugh with Jack hysterically.

"Oh man! I never noticed that!" He spoke crying as Lars chuckled loudly when Linka came in the attic. "Where are you guys?"

"On the roof." Lincoln called from above as she climbed out the window and saw them laughing with Lars. "The fuck's so funny?" Lincoln explained what Lars said and she bursted out in giggles with Jackie.

*Later*

Lincoln sat down on the wood floor playing poker with Lars and the baby.

"So that's my story." He said as he angrily threw down his cards.

"Seriously whats with this!?" He snapped in annoyance while Leon giggled as he had a pile of chips.

"*Sigh* I don't fucking know." Lars grunted as Linka arrived with who looked like Dexter wearing a green sweater with brown hair.

"Dexter?" Jack questioned.

"Really?" He deadpanned. "What?"

"I'm Levi." He said while glaring at Jack.

"Well excuse me if you look like this faggots geeky cousin." 'Who's also probably smashing his sister.'

"Hey!" Lincoln said angrily.

"ANYWAY!" Linka said getting to the point. "They need your help."

"Hmmm I see well then I'll do it but it'll take at least a month so get comfortable."

"Damn it! Alright." Lincoln said upset that he wouldn't see his daughter for a whole month.

*Later*

"This is boring Lincoln! I wanna watch porn!" Jack exclaimed. "No." Lincoln said sternly.

"Why?" He whined loudly

"Cause you don't have a dick."

"Yes I do!"

"Prove it."

"Lincoln, I am a shadow form. My whole body is blackness."

"That's racist." Lincoln laughed.

"S'up." Lars said as he appeared behind them. "Damn it! I forgot he was like Lucy!"

"Ha!" Lincoln laughed loudly as the attic door opened.

"Hey guys." Linka said.

"Hey sis." He said when she locked the attic door. "Lars do you have the remote?"

"Yep." She glared at him. "Give it to me, the assbutts downstairs are gonna kill each other if they don't find it."

"Hey that's my catchphrase!" Jack said.

"So?" Jackie asked with a smirk. "It's also mine."

"Again why should I care?"

Linka glared at him. "Give me the damn remote."

"No."

"LARS! Give it to me!" She snapped, making him jump and smirk. "Nope" he said teasingly Jackie knew what he was doing and started to chuckle.

"Listen Lars, I am not in the mood for your goddamn bullshit or any of the others! Now give me the fucking remote!"

"Nope, not till you say please." He said smiling until he was tackled, her hair floating around like snakes and her eyes glowing red.

"PLEASE!" She growled sadistically, making him pale and sweat.

"Here ya go." He squeaked handing her the remote.

"Thanks bro." She said in an instant cheery tone and kissed his cheek, making him shiver as she walked down. "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn." Jack said while smacking him upside the head. "You never do that to a girl." Lincoln said while shaking his head as something broke downstairs.

"Uh-oh." Lars said. "What's wrong?" Lincoln asked when he rushed downstairs. Lincoln and Jack quietly followed when they saw a massive fight ball downstairs and Linka on the ground with a black eye and an open head, next to her was a broken table and a bat.

"LINKA!" Lars yelled sadly as the fight ball got larger and moved to the kitchen.

"Lincoln stop them." He growled as Linka sat up and Levi poked his head out of his room. "Okay." He said pulling out a magnum, freaking the goth out. "What? I'm not gonna shoot them."

"Well I might shoot Luke." He said remembering that the male rocker gave him a swirly like no other. Lincoln went downstairs and loaded two bullets into the gun, when he reached the kitchen he pointed it upwards.

"Pull!" Lincoln said as Jack threw a plate up in the air and Lincoln pulled the trigger shattering it to pieces, making them stop, except when the male Lynn punched Luke.

"Hey!" He whistled.

"What's going on here?" He growled, happy that he and Jack were in their combined body and clothing.

"Ummmmmm…wait, what were we doing again?" Loni asked confused, his brothers groaned from pain when suddenly Lincoln shot Luke in the leg. "AHH LEG PAIN!"

"Hahahaha jackass!" Lincoln/Jack laughed

"Like I said what's going on?" Loni paled as he looked up and saw the bleeding Linka.

*12 Hours of ass whoopin' and berating later*

"Now tell me…What the fuck makes you think your behavior is okay at all?!" He yelled at them as they layed on the ground heavily bruised except for Lane who had a dislocated shoulder.

"I can't even SHOULDER an answer hehehehehehehe it hurts so much." He cried a bit.

"W-We were trying to find the remote-"

"And so you thought attacking your sister was a good fucking idea!?"

"In my defense." Lane said. "I was trying to STOP them!"

"Can it Pinocchio!" His brothers snapped, making Lars, Levi and Linka laugh.

"ANYWAY, TALK FUCKERS!" He roared at the brothers.

*Outside*

A figure was walking up to the door and heard a fuckton of shouting. "Whoa!" She said when she looked through a window and saw the carnage that happened, as well as Linka getting her head closed up.

"Hey." She whispered to her.

"Kira!" Linka spoke quietly with a groan and a smile as she quietly opened the window and dashed to her, the boys not noticing her at all.

"What happened to you?"

"This fucker took the remote!"

"Say no more." She then slapped Lars.

"Jerk!" He snapped when she sent a death stare at him

"You're one to talk!"

"I didn't do this to her."

"Yeah right!" Kira raised an eyebrow.

"Hey, I was in the attic playing cards with that guy!"

"S'up." Lincoln/Jack said. "Whoa." She drooled at their muscles. "Kira you're drooling." Linka whispered, though she couldn't blame her.

"Huh?" She blinked repeatedly. "Oh sorry." She shook her head. 'So the girl version of Clyde is named Kira.' Lincoln thought in intrest as she looked quite different from him. Her skin was a lighter shade of brown, she wore a green dress and sneakers, and her hair was straight instead of bushy.

"So what's up?" Linka said as Lincoln wen the back up to the attic, he and Jack splitting apart.

"I'm trying to find Bebe, she said she would help me with my science project and I wanted to know if she's been here?"

"No, I would've known because that guy just yelled at our brothers for 12 hours." She said.

'Linc…Bebe…you don't think she's?...'

"I don't know…maybe, maybe not."

'What if she's like Bobby?'

"I don't know!" He exclaimed at him.

"Hello?" A voice said as the doorbell rang. "Ah great! Ronnie-Al!" Kira said with a glare. "M-momma?"

"Momma?" Lincoln and Jack said simultaneously as they looked towards her door and saw a head of pure gold

"Amber what're you doing here? I thought I told you to stay with Uncle Levi." Linka said as she opened the door and showed the little girl. Her skin was very pale and her eye were an icy crimson. "I'm sorry momma but he's boring and I wanted to see you again." Amber smiled shyly as Linka chuckled and picked up the child. "It's ok sweetie."

"Linka, come on out!" Ronnie shouted as Amber cringed in fear, burying her face into Linka's neck. "She's like Krys." Lincoln said quietly with a smile as Jack chuckled. "Yeah, she kinda is I guess."

"Momma who's that?" She asked pointing to Lincoln frightened. "He's…just a friend." She said quickly as Al banged on the door hard.

"Linka!" He yelled as Amber cried a bit. "I'm scared."

"It's okay baby." Linka said as she hugged her tighter and walked with her up to the attic. "Lincoln watch her for me please." Said boy nodded and took the child's hand.

"Momma no." She cried "Don't worry honey, I won't be long, stay with Mr Lincoln ok?" She said happily. Amber nodded as Linka kissed her forehead and walked down.

*Linka*

Linka watched as the attic closed before she marched downstairs and to the front door

"THE FUCK YOU WANT!" She roared at the Hispanic boy who had a shit eating grin on as he shot her with a sleeping dart and then all the other people inside, all except for Lane because he was behind a wall.

*Attic*

"Amber…why don't you like Ronnie-Al?" Lincoln asked softly as she cried.

"H-He did t-t-things to me before m-momma saved me…b-bad things…d-d-down there." She stuttered, crying loudly while Jack's shadow form turned red.

'That bastard!' He growled in pure hatred. "What about his sister?"

"Huh?"

"His sister Bebe"

"I never saw a sister."

'Okay, she's off the hook…for now.' He thought as Lane ran up the stairs. "Guys guys!" He said while dragging Lars. "Ronnie h-he took Linka!"

"WHAT!?"

*Linka*

"Ugh…Jackie?" She whispered. 'The fuck happened!?'

"Oh hello." She froze when she heard Al's voice, she also saw that she was hanging upside down, tied up with chains and barbed wire, and was in the living room with all the windows locked and covered. "What the!?" She tried breaking free but just ended up bleeding.

"Ahhh!" She groaned in pain as Ronnie-All laughed. "Good thing I got Bebe out of town for a week." He snickered evilly.

"You piece of shit assho-!" She yelled when he hit her with a bat.

"SHUT UP!" He yelled in her face as she scowled, spitting out a tooth. Linka growled, seeing him look so smug.

"Why?" He said.

"Why what?" Linka said before getting slapped, blood filling her mouth.

*Lincoln*

"Where does he live?!" He asked angrily. Lane told him the address and he broke through a window, no fucks given. "TASTE THE RAINBOW MUTHAFUCKA!" He yelled.

"Lincoln!" Linka spoke, hearing his scream across from town.

"Damn!" Al snapped as he pulled out a gun and loaded it. He put it in Linka's bleeding mouth

"Die you little slut…too bad I couldn't have fun with you alive, but maybe if you're dead…"

'No no!' She thought, tears leaking from her eyes just when the door was kicked down. "ALLAHU ACKBAR!" Lincoln yelled as he broke through the door like the Kool-Aid Man.

"Who the fuck are you!?"

"I'm Lincoln Loud assbutt!" He popped his neck and kicked him into a wall.

"Linka you okay?" He said softly. "Yeah." She gave a toothy smile. "I don't get it, Ronnie was a nice guy."

"Amber said he did things to her before she was with you…'down there'."

Linka froze and started crying. Lincoln hugged her, the barbed wire digging into him. "I'm sorry." He whispered as Ronnie started to get up until Lincoln smashed a chair over his head, knocking him back out and cracking his jaw. Lincoln grabbed his gun and put a silencer on it. He shot at the chain keeping her up.

"Lincoln I want you to kill him."

"No Linka. He may be a horrible person, but I won't kill out of revenge."

"Then I'll do it!"

"No!" Lincoln snapped. "Don't stoop down to near his level."

"Let me go!" She yelled with rage as he held onto her with Jack and Jackie. "Listen to him girl!" Jackie said She stopped. "Why!? He fucking raped my daughter!" She growled.

"Cause if you kill him you'll be as bad as him." Jack said as she sighed , her eyes freely letting out water and her nose still leaking blood with her mouth.

"Fine." She groaned. "Lean on me."

"Thanks Lincoln." She muttered with a red tinge on her face.

"No prob." He said quietly as he undid the barbed wire around her arms. "Let's go." He said, seeing that the sun was setting.

*63 Loud House*

"Don't worry sweetie, mommy wil be here soon." Kira said softly in the attic.

"I hope so auntie." Amber said quietly.

The front door opened and Lincoln entered with Linka limping. "Where's her tooth?" Lars questioned.

"It's a long story that I don't want to talk about." Lincoln spoke with Linka in synchronization.

"Momma!" Amber cried as she ran out of where she was and hugged her.

"Hey there sweetie." She whispered. "I missed you"

"I'm sorry."

*1 week later*

"You okay?"

"Yeah I'll live."

"You sure Linka?"

"Yeah I'll be ok Lincoln." She groaned as she climbed in through the window.

"Lincoln, Lincoln good news!" Levi said running in. "Yeah?"

"The machine is almost ready! It just needs a few more parts and a strong, possibly radioactive power source." He said fixing his glasses with a proud smile. "But the power source will take until the end of the month to arrive."

"Hmmmm what if I go and get it for you?"

"Unlikely. The material is highly radioactive and has to be carried in a special container which I don't have to keep it fresh."

"Damn." Jack groaned, while Jackie wrapped her arms around him. "Don't worry." She said seductively "You're fine for now." Her voice made his cheeks turn white.

"Having fun Jack?" Lincoln teased

"Shut the fuck up." Jack hissed with a blush while the humans laughed.

*Later*

A month has passed and Lincoln has gotten to know Linka and her brothers a whole lot better, he even found her Bun-Bun. And not only had he and Linka started to get closer as friends, especially their demons getting 'acquainted' with one another, but he met Loni's ex-girlfriend Bebe, who acted and looked NOTHING like the asshole Bobby.

Then Amber started to call him daddy, after two weeks of it they gave up on trying to convince her otherwise.

"Now what?" Lincoln asked

"Now my friend it's almost time to send you back." Levi said. "But I have one request."

"Anything Levi, you helped me a lot."

"I would like to come with you to your world." He spoke with a serious look on his face. "Sure." Lincoln said. "Hello up there!" Bebe called from outside.

"Hi!" He said. "How's it goin'?"

"Come on up Bebe." Linka said. Said girl then entered the house and climbed up to the attic. Her hair was light brown, her skin was evenly tanned and her eyes were green. Her tits were massive and she didn't wear a bra because of it so her nipples poked through her pink shirt and her ass was huge and it was emphasized by her skinny jeans, also she was actually 15, unlike Bobby who was 19. She hugged Lincoln and Linka, making both of them blushed. "I am so sorry about my little brother."

"It's ok." Linka said for the 50th time with an eye roll. "You don't have to keep apologizing."

"I know..." She looked down. "I just feel so bad that I fell for his stupid trick." She said sadly, a few tears falling from her eyes.

Lincoln and Linka both kissed her on the forehead, making her blush a bit.

"Don't worry it's fine." He said.

"Gracias Lincoln." She thanked with a blush as smoke filled the house.

"What the? LEVI!" He exclaimed with everyone else.

"Sorry!" He yelled back.

*Later*

"Almost done." Levi said as he put the last few wires in and the machine started up.

"There." He panted and wiped his brow of sweat. "Alright everyone." He called up as they arrived in his room.

"What's gonna happen momma?" Amber asked nervously. "Lincoln's gotta go."

"No! I don't want daddy to go!" She cried as she hugged Lincoln's leg.

Lincoln smiled and hugged her back. "Please don't go daddy." She said sadly. "I'm sorry, but I have to."

"I want you to stay!"

"Lincoln…if it's alright with you, ummm…" Linka spoke. "Yeah?"

"I…I want you to take her with you."

"What!?" He said startled. "B-But why?" He asked shocked she asked him this question. "Because I want her safe, if Ronnie finds her again he will do everything to hurt me and my family because she's here."

Lincoln nodded hesitantly. "Only if you come. I don't want to take a little girl away from her mother." He said with a smile , making her tear up a bit.

"I…I will." She smiled as she walked over to him, wrapping her arms around his neck as Amber hugged Leon. "Ready?"

"Of course." Levi said.

"Bye bye Uncle Leon." Amber said.

"Don't I get a goodbye hug?" Lars said holding his arms out to her s Amber ran up and hugged him. "Bye bye Uncle Lars." She smiled.

"Goodbye my little phantom." He said with a smile as he kissed her forehead.

She soon walked back to Linka and held her hand. "Take care of our sister mister." Lane said.

"Bye bye Uncle Pinocchio." She giggled as Lane got depressed and angry from the nickname.

"Pull the lever Levi!" Lincoln said as said boy did so and a trap door opened under Lane and Lars.

"WRONG LEEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEERRRR!" Lincoln chuckled as Levi pulled the other lever and a blue portal opened.

"Be sure to visit when you can." Lars yelled as they stepped through and faded away.

*Lincoln's Dimension*

"Fuck!" He swore as he landed head first on the steel bed frame, and then Levi fell on him. "Oof!"

Then Linka…"YIPE!"

Then finally Amber. "Ouchies!"

"What do you mean 'ouchies'?" Jack said sarcastically with Jackie. "You had a very soft landing."

"Um…can you guys get off me please." Lincoln groaned as they did so. "You two stay here I'm gonna go check something out."

"You mean three."

"Oh yeah sorry Levi, I forgot you came with us"

'Huh, usually that happens with Lars or Lucy.' He thought as he left the room. "Hello?" He said quietly.

"DADDY!" was all he heard before he was tackled by a head of silver hair.

"Hey Krystal." He said softly as she cried into his shirt. "Daddy…I thought I wasn't gonna see you again!" She wept.

"Krystal, where'd you…Lincoln?" Luan said as she stopped and dropped her dummy, looking at her little brother whose head was currently bleeding.

"Lincoln…GUYS IT'S LINCOLN HE'S BACK!" She saidz Lucy was the first one who ran out of her room in a plume of smoke and slapped Lincoln.

"OW! What was that for? Besides getting sucked into another dimension and being stuck there for a month." He said as he rubbed his cheek.

"A month?! Lincoln you were gone for 3 months! And that was for leaving!" She said as she then kissed him. "That's for coming back."

"Why're you bleeding?" Lisa asked.

"I fell headfirst onto my bed frame." He said, making them hiss from imagining that kind of pain. He looked at his family and saw all but one of his sisters, the oldest to be precise.

"Where's Lori?" He asked making everyone flinch. "Lincoln…2 weeks after you left…Bobby and his goons attacked Lori, they then…raped her. And what's worse, they broke her leg, nearly tore her left eye out and slit her throat. If I wasn't there she would've bled out and died, luckily Lisa managed to patch her up as best as she could but ever since then, Lori…she…died on the inside literally, she's broken beyond repair!" Lucy sobbed quietly.

Lincoln froze and he didn't move. "Take me to her." He said slowly, his skin literally giving off steam. "Daddy your burning!" Krystal said as Levi poked his head out.

"Oh dear." He mumbled as Lincoln stood up and walked down the hall.

*Lori's Room*

Lincoln opened the door slowly and saw Lori sitting in a wheelchair facing the window shaking more than a Chihuahua in the snow.

"Lori?" He said, but got no response. She turned her head around and quickly turned back to the window.

"Lori." Lincoln said louder as he went up to her he saw her eyes which where dark and lifeless. Her hair was a complete mess, her left eye had a white eyepatch, and her legs were set in casts. She slowly turned around and started to cry, she then held out her arms, wrapping them tightly around him.

"It's alright Lori, I'm here now. Just let it all out." He spoke softly as he hugged back.

*Later*

Levi, Linka and Amber had soon left the room and Levi explained everything as to why they came with him.

"Oh that's so sweet" Leni said while Lucy hugged her. "Agreed." She said as Krystal went to Amber and the two played together.

Lincoln shortly after that walked out of Lori's room and Lucy got up and walked to him. "Lincoln, I want to speak with you alone."

"Okay?"!He said as he followed Lucy to her room. As soon as he closed the door she wrapped her arms around him. "Don't ever leave me again…please." She lightly sobbed into his chest.

"Lucille, I'm sorry." He said, using her full first name, showing he was serious. "I didn't mean to leave you."

"Yeah I know, I thought you weren't gonna come back…I didn't want our child to grow up without knowing their father."

"I'm…wait, what? Lucy, Krystal knows I'm her dad." He said confused.

"Lincoln…I'm not talking about Krystal." Lucy said with a smile and a huge blush. Lincoln's eyes widened as well as a smile on his own face. "No..no way! You...you...you mean!?" He then realized there was a small lump showing from behind her dress.

Lincoln smiled and kissed her, gently rubbing her stomach. "How far along-"

"Lisa said since September so I have three months left until I'm due."

"Does anyone else know?"

"All of our sisters…" She said with a smile as she kissed him. "I kinda want to tell mom but I don't want dad to find out."

*Lisa*

"Interesting…" She said as she looked at the device Levi gave her which was pure white.

"Hmmm…so you're saying this just fell out the sky in your world?" She asked her male counterpart.

"Yes, quite strange."

*Lincoln*

Lincoln sat on Lucy's bed with her on his chest, him rubbing her stomach gently and smiling. "Momma?" Krystal said knocking on the door. "Yes?" She spoke as the door opened slowly and their daughter walked in. "Is Amber my new sister?" She asked cutely, making them fall anime style. 'Oh boy.' They thought. "Yes Krystal she's your new sister." Lincoln responded.

"And ya know what else you two are gonna be big sisters soon." Lucy said.

"Really!" She said excitedly as Lincoln nodded. "Yep." He smiled widely as she ran out. "HEY AMBER AMBER WE'RE GONNA BE BIG SISTERS!" She yelled while running out.

"She's certainly happy huh Lucy...Lucy?" Lincoln said as she had fallen asleep. He smiled, kissed her temple and laid back down next to her. 'Bobby, I swear to God I'll make you and your friends suffer for what you did to Lori!' He thought as he slowly drifted to sleep.

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