Geo: As promised, here is the Arc 1 Epilogue.
-Nicktoons Love in The Loud House-
Lincoln sat silently on his bed, staring at his metallic limb with sadness when there was a knock at his door. "Yeah?" He said as Lucy walked in holding Lulu who was sucking her thumb, making him smile a little. "Hey girls." He whispered as Lulu reached for her father, giggling crazily. "She wouldn't nap until she saw you." Lucy yawned as he took the infant and cradled her in his arms.
"You're such a daddy's girl Lulu." He chuckled happily as she gave a small coo and grabbed his thumb. "My little girl." Lucy giggled as she kissed her forehead softly.
"Lincoln, we need to talk alone, NOW!" Jack said coldly.
"Why?" He did not respond. Lincoln gave a nod and set the baby on his bed before leaving with the shadow out of the room.
*Elsewhere*
"So what is it?" Lincoln said when the demon locked the door. "Out condition is getting worse. We're dying more quickly."
"What!?" Lincoln shouted, grateful for the thick basement walls. "It's true I'm afraid we won't be around much longer." Jack spoke sadly, neither of them hearing the lock click and the door open as a certain clown listened in on them. "Lincoln, our abilities are growing weaker and so are my abilities to heal you and your…"
Jack froze and looked away. "My what?"
"Uhhh nothing!" He lied quickly. "Jack, tell me!" Lincoln growled. "Well…you may or may not…have a growing brain tumor…" He said quickly.
"I…WHAT?!" He yelled in disbelief as Jack gave a sigh and put a hand on his shoulder. "My abilities were killing it and keeping it small." Lincoln was in shock when a floorboard creaked. He turned around and saw a brown ponytail sticking out from a wall, along with a yellow striped sock. "Luan?" He muttered.
"Lincoln, we're leaving now." Jack said. "Right now?"
"YES!"
"Wait!" They heard Luan say, but she was too late, they had already disappeared in a plume of smoke.
*Lincoln*
"Jack, why are we in Canada?" The white haired boy asked.
"They've had it too good for too long." He said while rubbing his hands and laughing. "Plus I wanted to see where Vanoss was born." Lincoln sighed at his stupidity when Jack sneezed. "Why do I feel déjà vu?"
Lincoln shrugged.
*Meanwhile, in another universe*
A purple lava lamp sat on a dusty shelf with eyes in it. 'Man I'm bored.' It thought when is sneezed loudly. 'Either I'm becoming allergic to Smoof, or someone said something I said.'
*Lincoln*
"So, want to explain how bad this tumor is?" Lincoln asked his shadow friend. "Umm…on a scale of 1 to 5, an eleven." Lincoln paled very noticeably. "You look like Slenderman's kid now. By the way, that means me." Jack said with a wide smile. "Ugh, I get it, you're an internet sensation." Lincoln deadpanned with an eye roll as the demon laughed.
*Loud House*
Luan slowly walked out of the basement with tears in her eyes, angry that once again Lincoln left after some shocking news.
'Why does that thing keep hiding secrets and taking my brother away?!' She thought as her door opened and she ran into Luna. "Hey sis, what're you doing up this late?" Luna asked before seeing her watery eyes. "What happened?" She asked.
"I don't wanna talk about it right now." Luan sobbed lightly, pushing past the rocker. "Luan, wait a sec." Luna said as she grabbed her shoulder.
*Later*
"Jesus, Jack!" Lincoln exclaimed, now soaked in blood from what had happened in the past 30 seconds. "My god Lincoln, are you really surprised?" He said with a chuckle. "I'm almost as crazy as Ticci Tobi."
"You done?"
"Yeah, hey before we head back to your place, I kinda need to make a stop. I really want to try something."
"Ok I guess." Lincoln said confused.
*Elsewhere*
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"Ugh, who the hell is throwing rocks at my window, it's four in the morning!" Cristina grumbled as she opened her window only to get hit by a rock. "Ow!"
"Sorry!" Lincoln said nervously as he tossed up a cold steak which she placed over her eye. "What're you doing here?" She groaned tiredly. "He wanted to come here."
"He?" She then heard a creaking behind her and saw a solid black mass turn on her light and change more human-like "Hello little sister." Jack spoke as his body became covered in transparent color. His shadowy skin was like porcelain, same with his white hair. His eyes were black and purple and he was wearing the outfit he and Lincoln wore as their hollow body. The redhead girl jumped slightly at his sudden appearance. "Are...you really my brother?" She stuttered hesitantly. "Of course I am. See that thing around your neck?"
"Yeah." She looked at the black necklace that resembled half of a skull as Jack pulled out the same thing from his pocket, except it looked rusted and was missing a tooth. Her eyes widened as its eyehole lit up and it floated up.
*Loud House*
"Whoa whoa whoa! Say that again!" Lynn spoke before splashing a cup of water in her face to stay awake and not believing a word that was said from Luan. "You heard me!" Luan cried while shaking the jock around. "Whoa head spinning!" She said with her eyes rolling around. Luan soon stopped when Lynn started turning green. "Sorry." Luan said, looking away with a trash can in her face in case Lynn hurled. "How come he never tells us these things?" Lynn whisper shouted as she cried silently, wanting to punch something and break it badly.
"I don't know, but he is an asshole so…"
"Do we tell the others?"
"Duh, of COURSE we tell the others!" She said in an 'it's obvious' tone.
*Lincoln*
"You done yet Jack!"
"In a minute!" He yelled down, holding his baby sister protectively.
"Hey, what about the whole dying thing!" He exclaimed.
"Okay okay! Don't get your pantie in a knot, Loud." He said before kissing her forehead and jumping out her open window, landing on Lincoln.
"Oof!"
"Get off me Jason!"
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" He yelled angrily as Cristina deadpanned at the sight. "Keep it down! What the hell is going on out there?!"
'Shit!' She thought. 'Mom!'
"Guys get out of there now!" Cristina whisper shouted as they ran off, Jack getting his arm caught in a fence as the front door opened. "Damn you Lincoln! Why did you accessorize our jacket with Luna!"
"Not my fault!" The white haired preteen shouted as the woman got closer.
*Louds*
Lincoln shivered as he made it back to the house. "That was close." He sighed before hearing something and quickly sliding into the chair in the living room*that means he's literally INSIDE the chair*. "Man what a day." He heard someone say as they sat on the chair. 'Oh come on Lana!' He thought sadly with tears down his cheeks. "I know you're in here dude." She whispered.
'What?' He paled when his ankle was grabbed and he was dragged out. "YAHH!"
"Gotcha!" Lana exclaimed with a smile that was very shit eating.
"Let me go, Lana!" He whisper shouted.
"Why should I?" She said smugly as another door opened, revealing Lori.
"Lana, what are you doing?" She asked half asleep.
"Uhhhhh nothing." She lied quickly. "Ok, then go to bed."
"Ok Lori." Lana smiled. "BTW, they know about your brain thing." She whispered.
Lincoln's eyes widened. 'Luan.' He thought in panic. "Am I in trouble?"
"Not as much as your shadow is cause you never knew."
*Later*
"Damn…you…Lincoln." Jack growled. "I didn't want my mom to meet me like THIS!"
"I know." He whispered softly with a shit eating grin.
"Ah hem." Both boys froze and slowly turned their heads to the staircase, where Lucy was standing. "Am I in trouble?" Lincoln asked nervously.
"Trouble, yes. You, no."
"Man I feel sorry for the ass who's in trouble." Jack said as Lucy warped over to him and somehow pulled at his ear until he went transparent again. "Haha! I am invincible bitch!" He laughed like a jackass as Lucy shined a flashlight on him. "Not strong enough." He said smugly before going into Lincoln. "Damn it." Lucy sighed sadly and annoyed. "I still feel like I'm in trouble." Lincoln said nervously as Lynn and Luan looked down, both of them worried greatly.
"Guys? Why are you looking at me like that?" Lincoln said, seeing their gaze focused specifically at him.
*Later*
"It's about time you finally came out with your liking of him Luan." Lynn whispered to her sister with a smile that was very teasing, making Luan blush like a cherry. She looked away and came face to face with Lucy. "Ahhh!" She screamed and was instantly silenced by two pairs of hands. "Shhhhhhhhh!" Both Lucy and Lynn hissed. "So…what happens now?" Luan asked nervously and stared at her feet.
"Well." Lucy then whispered into both of their ears. "I know someone who wants some fun." She smiled as she whispered into Luan's ear, turning her as red as a tomato. "Well?" Lucy said seductively. "You are a massive pervert!"
"I know I am." Lucy smiled. "And I'm proud of it." Lynn and Luan both stared at her with beat red cheeks.
"The answer is yes by the way." She giggled eerily as if she read their minds, which she probably did.
*2 weeks later*
"Jack, how much longer do we have to do this? I waste half of every day getting blood out of my hair." Lincoln sighed. "Until it's full Pinkie Pie." Jack teased. "Besides, we're almost done. Only a hundred left."
*Later that night*
"Okay Linc, I think we deserve a break. Imma go downstairs and watch Full House." Jack spoke while melting through the floor. "Maybe I'll also see the sequel series on Netflix."
"I heard it sucks."
"You just say that because it's called 'Fuller House'." And with that, Jack left with a smile.
"Oh boy." Lincoln muttered as he heard a knock on his door. "Huh?" He opened it and saw both Luan and Lynn in their sleepwear. "Hey guys, what're you doing up?" He asked very confused.
"Well, we-" Lynn was cut off by a piece of paper falling from the vent and onto Lincoln's face. Behind the paper the two could see Lincoln's face turning red. "Oooooooh." He slowly handed to the two older sisters and their faces turned red too. "Really, Lucy?" Lynn asked while turning around to see her door open. "Yes." The Goth said with a smile before going back to sleep. "That's why she's my second favorite of your sisters!" Jack spoke up from the living room. "So you guys.."
"Yeah…" Lynn said very slowly while looking away. "You three gonna fuck or what?"
"SHUT UP JACK!" They roared at the shadow being who laughed perversely at the scene above him as he pulled out a walkie talkie. "Lucy, please tell me you're recording them."
"Definitely am." She said with a smile.
*The next morning*
Lincoln woke up with a yawn and felt a lot of weight on both of his sides.
"Huh?" He looked down to see a naked Lynn and Luan, both with their ponytails down. That's when memories of last night came to him, hours of sex and moaning flooded his mind as he smiled a little.
*Flashback*
"Harder! Harder!" Lynn moaned loudly as he pounded his cock into her pussy from behind while Luan was on the bed passed out with cum leaking from her pussy, muttering out jokes in her sleep. "Don't be so cocky Lynn. Hehe."
"Is it just me or was that actually a good one?" Lynn moaned.
"Yeah I think so too." He told her before uncontrollably releasing his seed into her, inflating her stomach and making Lynn's eyes roll back as they fell on the bed.
*End flashback*
"Things are gonna be a bit weirder than normal." He said with a smile, unaware that his shadow was laughing with Lucy downstairs.