Red: Hey guys we're back. I had my phone get fixed so I couldn't edit anything for over a month sorry.
Geo: Anyway on with the story.
-Nicktoons Love in The Loud House-
*Dallas, Texas; 45 hours to Vegas*
"Dad, why are we in Texas?" Lucy asked him in a confused tone.
"Just a little pitstop honey, that's all." He spoke with a smile as she stretched a bit.
"Man I'm hungry." Lynn yawned as she got out of the car and into the RV where Lincoln was with a blush. "Where's the shadow? And why is his sister here?" She asked her brother/lover.
"He's helping Lisa do something." Jackie said with a perverse smile. "Which is?"
"I have no idea."
*Lisa*
"So, why am I here again?" Jack asked the genius in his somewhat human form. "Because I wanted to study you." She spoke while pushing up her glasses as she set up a miniature laboratory in the vehicle in a matter of seconds.
"Nice." He said as he leaned back in a chair slowly. "Alright Jack now I shall scan you." She said.
*Lincoln*
"This is the life, huh Linka?" Lincoln asked his female counterpart as they relaxed on the rooftop of the RV.
"Yep this is great." She sighed happily.
"Okay kids, back in the RV!" Lynn Sr. spoke after several minutes. "Awww, but dad!"
"Now!"
Lana sighed and got in the RV quickly. "Alright everyone buckled in?"
"Yes dad." They said as he drove off once more, unaware they were being followed from very far away.
*Later*
Lincoln watched Lucy playing with Lo, making him smile a bit at the sight as it was adorable…and at times a little creepy. "Who's mama's little gravedigger? You are, yes you are." Lincoln chuckled silently before moving over to her and kissing her cheek gently.
"How's my little man?" He said with a smile as he tickled his feet, making his son laugh out loud.
"He's very happy." Lucy said with a smile of her own as she stood up, set the baby down in a chair, wrapped her arms around Lincoln's neck and kissed him deeply, moaning as their lips connected.
"Having fun?" Luan giggled at the sight. The two blushed as she picked up little Lapis and snuggled her, tickling her feet playfully and making her laugh adorably in her arms.
She soon gave a tired yawn and slowly fell asleep "Nap time always comes early." Luan giggled as she placed her in the crib with her siblings.
"I'll take them in the other room and let you two have some private time" Luan said with emphasis on 'private', making them blush As she wheeled the crib out of the room to the bottom level of the RV.
Lucy locked the door and started to kiss Lincoln's neck softly, slowly moving back up to his lips as they fell back onto a bed. Lincoln slowly unzipped the back of her dress as Lucy did the same with his pants. "How long has it been since we did this?"
"Too long my love, far too long." Lincoln whispered as he kissed her neck, making her moan beautifully as he slowly pulled her dress down.
*12 hours later*
Lucy was laying on his chest covered by a blanket. "I missed sleeping with you." She moaned with a smile as Lincoln kissed her nose and held her tightly. "So did I." He spoke happily.
*Lynn*
"How hard is it to find a baby?!" She exclaimed as she searched for Lulu.
"Lulu! Get over here right now!" She said as she heard giggling coming from a cupboard. She smiled and opened it, revealing the black wearing baby with a cookie in her mouth.
"Found you!" Lynn smiled and she grabbed her. "You're such a scamp, you know that?" She said with a smile as Lulu spat up on her.
"Very funny." The jock glared while wiping her face before handing her off to Luna.
*Later*
"Kids, we're almost there." Rita said with a yawn. "Someone go get Lincoln and Lucy."
"Yes ma'am." Lana saluted as she headed to the door on the second level and knocked on the door.
"Guys come on mom said we're almost there." The tomboy said, but got no response.
"Guys come on!"
Still no response.
Lana growled and opened the door but when she did she saw that they were...Occupied.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*20 minutes later*
Lana was in a fetal position with her eye twitching as Rita was chewing out Lincoln and Lucy.
"-and at least have the decency to lock the door next time!"
"Yes ma'am!" They said with a blush as Lisa walked over to Lana. "You saw them as they were copulating didn't you?" Lana gave a quick nod as Lisa gained a devious smirk.
"You know the tub where you take your little baths? They've done it there too." Lana's eyes widened in shock.
"AAHHHHHHHH!"
*Arizona Border*
Now Rita was scolding Lisa while Lynn was comforting her little sister. "They haven't done it in there Lana, if they did we would've heard it, even over the water."
"A-Are ya sure?"
"Positive." She said with a smile. 'At least I think so.'
"Alright family we're here!" Lynn Sr. spoke as he parked in front of their hotel just as Rita finished scolding Lisa.
"Finally." Lori yawned while holding her son. The two shadow demons emerged from the top floor with Cristina and a very tired, bloodshot eyes Ronnie-Anne.
"Yeah I'm glad we made it." The Latina yawned before falling asleep face first on the floor. "What did you do to her?" Lincoln asked.
"We made her stay awake during the entire trip and watch every episode of Boku no Pico at the same time the entire ride." Jack said as Lincoln shivered and Lucy grimaced at this new information. "Hey, she raped my host, even if she ain't evil no more, I felt like justice was needed." Jack said ith a happy smile.
*Hotel*
"Okay, you kids all have your own room while me and your mother have our own. Lori, we are trusting you to watch over your siblings."
"Yes sir." Lori saluted as she was handed a key and her parents walked off. A few seconds later the girls all cheered except for Lucy who was with Krystal and Lulu.
"Come on. Let's go have fun!" Leni cheered as she ran off with her wallet.
"*Sigh* I'll go with her since she's terrible at gambling." Lisa sighed as she followed Leni at a fast pace.
*Later*
"Jay, it doesn't look like they're here yet."
"What about the Louds?"
"They arrived half an hour ago."
"Good, stay alert Tiberius. I heard Foop was in the area through their comms. ossibly being used to charge their machines with her dark magic."
"Yeah maybe, do I make myself known first?"
"No not yet, just keep observing until you see signs of the enemy."
"I'm on it, Jay."
*Lincoln*
Lincoln lied down on his bed with a sigh as as held Lulu in his arm while she slept peacefully.
"Hey." Lucy spoke happily as she sat down next to him.
"Hey Luce." Lincoln smiled at his better half before she leaned in close to kiss him softly.
"How's my little bat?" She whispered softly while resting her head on his shoulder. "Asleep like a rock." He said as he stroked Lulu's hair and set her down with her siblings in their crib.
"That is so cute." Lucy said with a happy smile.
*Lana*
Lana was at the Blackjack table trying to get the images out of her mind and failing miserably. 'So big.' She thought with a shudder as she won the game. Lana took her winnings and headed for their room upstairs.
*Lola*
"Ahhh, this is the life." Lola said as she relaxed in a lounge chair that was also a massage chair while sipping a margarita.
"You know that has alcohol in it, right?" Lynn said with a raised eyebrow.
"Don't push my buttons Lynn and I won't push yours." She said, not looking at her before sipping her drink.
*Lori*
"This is awesome!" Lori cheered as she walked with Leni and Lisa towards their hotel holding a shit ton of bags.
*Room*
"I'm so bored." Luna said with a yawn as she flipped through TV channels while sitting upside down on her bed. "Yeah. We need to find a way to get a-bed in life!" They then all looked at Luan. "I don't get it."
"You know, like ahead but we're laying on beds?" Luan explained. "Yeah, that one could've been better." She admitted while rubbing the back of her neck in embarrassment as they laughed at her red face.
*EXPLODE!*
"LISA!"
"I'm behind you Lincoln, that wasn't me. Do you have to accuse me for every explosion that happens?"
"Yes." They all immediately said.
"Whoa whoa whoa. Wait a sec guys if Lisa didn't do it then what did?" Leni spoke with a gulp.
*Area of explosion*
People were running for their lives as another building exploded and evil laughter was heard. "Jay, they're here!"
"Damn it 30 minutes ahead of schedule. Go!"
The explosions got bigger as several humanoid figures ran through the fire And towards the hotel. "Jen, give us some cover!"
"Right!" Suddenly a barrage of blue energy bolts fell down upon them as several people ran inside.
*Lincoln*
"JACK!" Lincoln panicked as several large robotic beings broke through a window with guns.
"On it!" The shadow demon said before entering Lincoln's body as one of them ran at Lincoln who drop kicked it into a doorway.
"ALRIGHT NOW WE CAN CAUSE SOME DAMAGE!" They both smiled madly before transforming.
*Outside*
"Z, get to the roof of the hotel the others are in ASAP!"
"On my way Daniel." A raspy voice spoke from one of the figures ear pieces as they each removed their hoods.
One had a large mop of black hair with the back being pure white and tied into a ponytail, slightly tanned skin and sharp baby blue eyes.
The second one had messy brown hair that covered his right cerulean eye, tanned skin and a white eyepatch over his left eye.
The final one was a girl with extremely tan skin, vibrant purple eyes and chestnut hair.
"Danny, it looks like the enemy is already in the building." Jay spoke through their comms. "Where exactly Jay?"
"45° Northeast above you three. Move in now!"
"Right!" They all said before heading to the stairs.
*Lincoln*
"BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER!" Lincoln roared before pulling out his swords and charging his enemies. One by one they dismembered the machines.
*Explode!*
A large hole suddenly appeared below them. "What the hell?" Their shell said as a golden beam shot out of the smoke and hit the hallway ceiling and they jumped back. "WATCH IT!" Lincoln/Jack shouted before pulling out a gun and firing it randomly when suddenly the three people from downstairs jumped up. "Jack?" Daniel whispered in a confused tone as he saw his friend from his home, or at least he thought until the shell melted away, revealing Lincoln and his shadow friend. "Who the hell are you?" Lincoln said coldly with his finger on the trigger.
"I'm a friend." Daniel said with his hands up as his two friends lowered their weapons.
"Alright, just lower the gun." He said calmly and only got a bullet right in front of their feet. "Have you seen what's going on out there?!" Lincoln exclaimed with a twitching eye as more robotic soldiers entered the building and surrounded them. "Timmy, Sandy, do your things."
"Right!" They both said as they fought. Daniel unsheathed an emerald katana from his back, did a backwards spin jump, and in a sing song voice said three words. "I'm go-ing Ghost!" A blinding light filled the hallway as Daniel transformed. The colors of his hair swapped places, his skin became milky white, his eyes became a haunting green color and his clothes changed to white goth boots, black jeans with silver chains, a black tank top with a strange D shaped symbol on the center, a short sleeved black jacket with more chains and black and white fingerless gloves that went up to half of his forearms, also covered in chains, and around his wrists were silver and green gauntlets.
"Did you really have to sing Danny?" Timmy deadpanned.
"Yes I did!" Danny laughed as he flew off behind Lincoln, destroying several bots with green lasers from his palms. "Did that just happen?" He said with wide eyes.
"Yep you best believe it." Sandy smiled before karate chopping an enemy in half and delivering a jump kick to another. Lincoln charged forward and tore ones head clean off.
*Outside*
"There's too many, Tak I need backup!"
"I'm coming Jenny!" Tak said while twirling his staff. "I CALL UPON THE POWER OF JUJU!" He screamed before shooting green waves of magic at them. "Thanks Tak."
"No problem!"
*Elsewhere*
"Zim, how are we coming with that ship?"
"I am arriving now James." He spoke as a portal tore through the sky and a huge jet-like craft landed on a building. "Daniel, get that kid and his family on board now!" Zim yelled over the comm link.
"I'm on it Zim!" The ghost boy said as he phased through a door and it opened behind him.
"Alright move!" Danny exclaimed to the Loud family minus the absent son and parents.
"What's going on?!"
"Who are you?!"
"A friend of Lincoln's, no time to explain anything else!" He yelled as a hatch on the ship opened.
"Let's go go go!" He said as they each boarded one by one and the ship flew off.
"What about our brother?!"
"I think Lincoln's got this covered." Linka spoke as a missile flew past the ship with Lincoln riding it. The ship took off slowly and instantly disappeared.
*Lincoln*
"Whoa, okay that was pretty cool." Lincoln said as he jumped off the middle and landed on a road.
"Now to find out what the fuck is going on." Jack said.
"I believe I can answer that." He turned around and saw a girl around 16 with neon blue hair and pale skin in a simple white dress shirt and skirt.
"And you are?" Lincoln said with a glare. "I'm Jenny. And you should duck right now."
"Why?" He tilted his head as a buzz saw blade flew past him and nearly decapitated him.
"Never mind!" He paled as Jenny caught it with her bare hand and crumpled it like a piece of paper.
"…How the fu-"
"I'm a robot." She said like it was obvious as her pale white skin glowed, showing that she was made of metal.
"Awesome."
"I know right?" Timmy said before jumping over a robot and summoning a green sword with a star shaped hilt and slicing the robot in half from head to toe.
*Explode!*
"We need to go now!" Sandy exclaimed.
"She's right!" Tak said as he kicked a robot back into a pile of rubble.
*Later*
"There's too many!" Danny exclaimed as he fell to the ground. They all suddenly look up as a glowing blur fell down from the sky. "WAFFLES!"
"GIR NO!" They all shouted as she fell like a meteor into the ground, instantly wiping out a massive hoard of robots.
The small robot quickly got up with a smile. "Wow...that...was actually kinda badass." Timmy said blankly.
"I like pop tarts!" She cheered.
"Jenny, where is that goddamn portal!" Zim spoke from the comms. "It's almost fixed." She said annoyed as she worked on the portal gun while the others gave her cover.
"Jenny, tinker faster!" Danny ordered before inhaling and releasing a bloodcurdling scream that pushed the bots back and tore them apart on a molecular level.
"Nice kill Danny!" Tak smirked.
"It's done!" Jenny exclaimed as she aimed the gun at a wall and fired a portal from it that was similar to one from Rick and Morty.
"Let's go guys!" Timmy shouted before picking GIR up and running through it.
*Elsewhere*
Lincoln fell face first on a cold cement floor as the portal closed. "Ow" He groaned, coughing up some blood. "You ok?"
"Y-Yeah." Lincoln answered the robot girl before pulling a long blade out of his stomach.
"Damn that hurts more than it should." He groaned wth a stupid smile as he stood up, revealing the dozens of bullet holes in his body. "Jack."
"I'm on it." He said as he started to heal Lincoln slowly, each of the bullets falling onto the ground. "So I take it you're Lincoln?" The white haired boy looked up to see a being that was eight feet tall and had green skin and white hair.
"The hell are you?"
"Alien/human hybrid." He spoke with a smirk.
"Zim be nice." Jenny said while flicking his forehead.
"So is everyone here?" Danny groaned.
"We were unable to find the parental units of the huge family." Zim answered.
"Wait what?!" Lincoln roared in shock and anger.
"I'm afraid so, sorry." Zim shrugged as Lincoln lunged at him in rage and choked him.
"Enough!" Danny said while throwing him off the alien.
"Look Lincoln we'll find your parents, but we need your help."
"With what?" He growled as a blue light filled the room. "Saving all our worlds." A voice spoke along with a weird humming sound and a echoing footsteps.
"And who the fuck are you?" Lincoln growled as a figure walked up, revealing their cybernetic right arm and white eyepatch with a glowing left eye behind it. "My name is James." He said as he revealed his pale skin and spiky brown hair, he wore a black lab coat, a red shirt, black overalls and rubber boots. "But you can call me Jimmy; Jimmy Neutron."
