Total Drama Original Island

Ep.2 Why can't we be friends Part 2

By: BigBadBrad

The Episode starts as Chris, pulls a blow horn from his shirt and blows to the sunrise of the campers. The first to come out of their building are the tired boys of the Spiders team come out the white dorm building. They mean and groan as they meet Chris who greets them hesitantly.

"Hel-nope what happened to you guys last night?" Chris asks as he backs up slowly from the boys.

"We got no sleep, because Andrew here spent the entire night l watching anime. Back to back to back. It was so annoying. He finally stopped like 2 hours ago. I am so done with him already," Lance says as he runs his eyes.

Andrew confessional

Andrew sits in a black coach confronted by a hideous pink background.

"What could I say it is soooooo hard to stop watching. I mean if I end my watch mid season then I'd be so confused. Anyways don't blame me, blame the network for having a marathon at night. I mean it's not my fault. Right?" Andrew asks.

End Andrew confessional

The next group of teens to emerge is the girl members of the Spiders. They all rush out their brown, wooden door. Nui waves hello to Lance who waves back exhausted.

Nikita snickers, "See I freaking know it. You two are a couple, Ha looks like Brittany owes me a crisp, green, one hundred dollar bill. Brittany takes the bill out her leopard print wallet.

"Whatever," Brittany sighs as she crumbles the cash and throws it at Nikita who pounces on it.

Brittany confessional

"She can do whatever she wants to do, I am getting that 100 dollar bill back. You can count on that," Brittany says snobbily. Brittany looks behind her to find the background. "Oh my goodness was the person who picked this color blind?" Brittany asks.

"The executive said that hot pink is so in trend," The cameraman explains.

"Well the executive needs to get his eyes check because this is the visual version of how puke tastes," Brittany says as she rolls her eyes.

End Brittany Confessional

Nui blushes, however she is pretty upset, "Well, I'm sorry but I don't like to be betted on. Anyways it's not even official. Plus, I'm sorry Brittany but I wouldn't put all your eggs in one basket," Nui says.

"Yeah sure," Nakita says, "Can you just act like it, I got 100 and I'm not planning to give it back," Nakita continues before she gets daggers from the eyes of Brittany.

On the other side of camp Carrie who is still wearing her black nightgown pulls her own blue blow horn. She honks it, immediately she can hear noise from the girls Dolphins dorm. Could that be neighing? Claire can already feel the pain of the Dolphin girls. Melissa must have been making that terrible sound all night. The girls walk out of their tan dorm.

They are all tired, including Melissa.

"What happened to you guys?" Claire asks curiously.

Milly sighs as she pulls out her notebook, "I was trying to find out more about my team, however I had to force Mellisa out of her… if you call it this, horse mode? Anyways, she's been trying to escape ever since. So, Mimi is in charge of keeping her close," Milly explains.

Milly confessional

"My job is to learn all I can about my peers here. However, I must admit that some people are easier to learn than others,"Milly says. "Some are more annoying than others," Milly continues, "And some people are very passionate about their hobbies if you haven't guessed already Melissa is definitely a somebody," Milly says sassily.

End Milly confessional

"I'm so sorry my girls, but I must do my horse meditation once a day, and once a night," Mellisa explains.

"I'm sorry Mellisa but if you want to stay past tonight, you're going to have to learn how to adapt with your environment," Luna says passive aggressively.

As Mellisa and Luna argue the Dolphin boys come down from their white dorm building. They are ready to go. Gareth walks down first, as he's followed by Travis who is being harassed by Jackson, finally AJ jokes to himself behind the two.

"That's where the boys are!" Claire announces.

"Hey! Goodness I could hear miss rainbow socks from here. She was louder than the startup of my computer," Aj jokes.

"Sorry!" Melissa says, somberly.

"Do that again and I will make sure that your a horse in your soon afterlife," Jackson threats.

"Ok enough, enough! Breakfast is being served in the center of the square. Also, Chris will announce your first challenge… so follow me I guess," Claire says as she begins to march away to a white stucco building. The teens follow her, to the building. They end at a short white building with a tall black door. The dolphins walk in to see the spiders already eating. The team slowly turns to look at the dolphins as they pass them to go into the breakfast line. The teens grab their oatmeal and eat on the opposite side of the cafeteria.

The camera zooms to Vincent who is listening to Gareth who just sat down.

"Hi Vincent, my name is Gareth. I know you don't know me so I came to say hi," Gareth says politely. Vincent smiles back.

"What's up, I'm Vincent, I've been on a few of these shows. Want some sugar?" Vincent offers. He holds out the sugar to Gareth before Gareth moves it out of Vincent's hand.

"No thanks, I only drink my coffee with nothing," Gareth says plainly.

"Really? You just drink it black!" Vincent says in disbelief, "I never heard someone who would do that, even my dad add cinnamon,"

"Eh, people say I'm bland but that's a them problem," Gareth explains.

Vincent puts his hand on his chin, "I see,"

The two's conversation is cut off by Chris who rings a cowbell.

"Wha- what is that?" Mimi asks, she is holding Mellisa's arm.

"It's a cow bell, but I'm going to explain what it is. Anyways, the vacation is over for you 16. Today we will be doing our first challenge," Chris says excited.

Matt squeals, "I've been waiting to sow my arrow dynamic skills," Matt says.

"Um, ok anyways today you'll be playing a simple game of paintball, you will have to sit in here if you get one thing of paint on you. You hear me, no cheating all. Anyways, the last time to survive without paint will win invincibility. Basical-" Chris is cut off.

"It means you will not be eliminated," Vincent brags.

Chris sighs exhausted, "Yeah what he said, anyways Claire will be handing out the paintball guns, Dolphins get blue. That means the spiders get red," Chris says as Claire passes the guns out.

"Anyways, I will give you 16, 3 minutes to get set up and hide," Chris announces, "You will go when I count down to 1. Ok, so 3... 2… 1... Go!" Chris announced as the teens flooded out of the cafeteria with their paintballs. The camera follows Luna and Aj of the Dolphins. They run out of the cafeteria and stand by the landing port.

"Ok do you think that we stick here?" Luna asks.

"Probably, this brick runway is wider than the ankles of my boy Davon," AJ responds.

Luna giggles before she keeps back her composure. Aj looks at her as she wipes her hair out the way of her eyes.

"You're funny but, I don't know if I want to date you," Luna tells AJ who frowns.

"Why wouldn't you want to date me, my mom says I look beautiful and my dad…" Aj trails off.

Luna curiously asks, "What about you dad?"

"My dad is a bit of a psycho. He was a former marine, and a current retiree. He's super strict and a little annoying. It's like living as a soldier," Aj tells Luna. Luna covers her mouth before attempting to open it and then keeps it shut.

"I don't even know his first name, he just tells me to call me Chef. It is so freaking annoying," Aj complains. Luna gets his attention and then points at the camera. Aj gasps before he runs away leaving his paintball gun behind.

"Aj don't go, the competition is about to st-" Luna is interrupted by the sounds of a horn followed by the sounds of gunshots.

Aj runs back to Luna, "Thanks girl, just tell them to destroy the tape,"

The camera rotates to Jackson. He has walked behind the tan building of the Spiders boys dorms, he found his first prey. He finds Andrew DeWitt hiding out behind a green garbage can. Jackson puts the paintball gun to Andrew's head.

Andrew gasps, "Wh- what's going on?" Andrew touches behind him to feel the plasticy feel of the paintball gun.

"Your about to die," Jackson laughs as Andrew reaches for his own paintball gun in desperation. Jackson kicks the paintball gun away from Andrew. Andrew laughs as all Andrew can feel is regret.

"Your time is over, heroboy!" Jackson teases before he pulls the trigger. A blue splat makes its appearance on Andrew's head. An animated tracker counts down from 8 spiders to 7 spiders.

Jackson hears Vincent Salazer walk toward the back of Jackson. Jackson rhythmically steps to the corner of the building. As Vincent is surprised from Jackson's appearance he drops his paintball gun.

"Ja- Jackson is that you?" Vincent asks as he feels the plastic from the paintball gun.

"Don't call me Jackson. Today my name is Jack the killer," Jackson snickers.

"Okay…" Vincent says as the begins to pee his pants, "But please don't kill me, I have so many things to live for," Vincent pleads.

Jackson smirks, "Not in my opinion," Jackson says as he pulls the trigger another blue splat appears on Vincent's head.

The camera transitions to a wild paintball battle happening in front of the cafeteria. Behind one tall cardboard box is Mimi, Melissa, Travis, and Milly. On the other side of the boardwalk behind a metal box is Nikita, Nui, Lance, and Matt.

They exchange fire before Nikita looks to her right. There in the corner of her eye she sees Brittany being guarded by Lucas. He circles her as Brittany stands staring at Nikita empowered. Nikita taps the shoulder of Nui who is sitting next to her exchanging fire.

"I have to go for a bit, cover me," Nakita says entitled.

"No! Don't go, we can't have it be unbalanced!" Nui says nervously.

"I don't care, I'm going out," Nikita says before she sprints from behind the metal box. Paint bullets sprint in her direction as she runs. She remains untouched as she meets Brittany and Lucas.

"Hey snowflake, what makes you so special?" Nikita asks rudely.

Brittany sighs, "Yeah look, if you call me a snowflake then I will shoot you,"

"Whatever," Nikita blurts.

"Anyways I was wondering if I could get my money back," Brittany says quietly. She can not be heard by the paint bullets.

"What!" Nikita yells back.

"I was wondering if I could get my money back," Brittany yells. Nikita scoff and rolls her eyes. Brittany already knows that she'll have to force her way to the money. Nikita begins to turn around into the shower of paint bullets.

"Wait!" Brittany shouts. Nikita turns around and smirks.

"What are you going to do, beg on your knees? You can't even keep track of your personal bodyguard," Nikita laughs as Brittany turns around to see that Lucas has disappeared from her sight. Brittany begins to mutter something under her breath as Nikita walks away from Brittany as she drops her paintball gun in frustration.

The camera shifts to Nui, Matt and Lance who look to see Nakita return.

"Ok I'm back!" Nikita says in a shrill tone, "Wow you haven't shot anyone yet? Man you suck at this, it's pathetic," Nikita laughs.

"Thanks, I'm sorry if I may sound mean but you need to be kinder and you need to do your job. AKA, helping us win this challenge," Nui says as she fires her paintball gun.

"Oh shut up, you!" Nikita says.

Lance looks over, he takes out a piece from his earbud, "Hey come on people we have one threat and that threat is not one another,"

Nui nods her head in agreement as Nikita scoffs.

The camera shifts back to Brittany who is looking for Lucas.

"Lucas, get your butt back her before I find a reason to eliminate you…. Or Nikita. But, probably you!" Brittany shouts as she walks around the back of the cafeteria. Brittany gasps as she sees Lucas' body. She bends down to feel the pulse of Lucas' cold body. She touches her throat as she sees Lucas' eyes open. She follows Lucas' eyes to find Jackson standing behind her menacingly.

"Shall we stop the small talk and get to the action?" Jackson asks.

Brittany stands up and points the paintball gun at Jackson's chest, "I agree, I will finish you off instantly," Brittany says as her eyes narrow.

Both of them pull the trigger. Blue and red paint splash onto both of their bodies. Brittany looks down at her blue tank top and stained white jeans.

"Oh come on!" Brittany shouts!

"Oh relax princess, you'll live," Jackson scoffs as the two walk back to the cafeteria. Nikita squints her eyes before she fires two more paint bullets at Brittany's white jeans.

Nikita snickers as Brittany turns around angrily, "What about that for money?" Nakita laughs as she waves the dollar bill.

Brittany infuriated walks back inside the cafeteria as her jeans are stained by red paint.

The final 4 for both teams are battling it out right in front of the cafeteria.

The camera transitions to the Dolphins, they are behind their box and ammo is starting to get scarce. Travis and Milly talk behind the box.

"So since we're about to die, I must ask you something," Travis tells Milly who is a bit taken aback.

"You're over exaggerating but hit me!" Milly tells Travis.

"Do you wanna go out, you know as like… boyfriend and girlfriend?" Travis asks, to Milly's shock. He watches nervously as Milly doesn't respond. This gets the attention of Milly who doesn't reply. This catches the attention of Milly who turns her attention away from Melissa. "This is awkward…" Mimi says as Mellissa escapes her grasp. Mellissa crawls from behind the cardboard box and crawls towards an orange flower. She leans down and eats a pedal of it before she neighs. Mimi realizing Mellissa's absence gets up and runs over to her. The two are berated and hit multiple times by several bullets. This only leaves Milly and Travis who are left to silence.

"So… what do you mean?" Travis asks as the two girls limp behind them.

"I… I'll explain later, just hold your horses and let's win this challenge," Milly tells Travis. Travis looks back to the other team. He manages to hit Nikita in the shoulder. She stands up with a huff before walking off.

Milly gets up to move to the right. However she is knocked down after she is hit in her stomach. Travis is the only one left. He swallows his spit. However this doesn't happen long before he is hit in the top of the head.

Chris runs out after Travis is tagged. "You know what that means, the spiders are the first winners. You guys go relax, however Dolphins meet me here in the cafeteria in an hour. That's all! Congrats Spiders," Chris announces.

The teens walk out of the cafeteria, Nakita, Brittany, Lucas, Andrew, and Vincent run out to hug Nui, Lance, and Matt.

"Well we were doing good until someone messed up," Luna says as she stares daggers at Melissa who is galloping.

In the Dolphins Boy Dorm

Travis is sitting on his navy blue bed, Gareth, AJ, and Jackson are all standing around him who somberly sits.

"Ok so I hereby call the first meeting of the Dolphin boys alliance," AJ says as he wearing a basketball jersey, "Ok first order of business, who we voting?" Aj asks.

Gareth speaks up, "I think we should vote Mellissa although Milly is hiding something, she did good. Also, Mellissa kept us up all night and she didn't do anything in the challenge," Gareth explains.

"Ok, the only problem is that that Milly girl did my boy Travis dirty. She didn't even tell him what's up," AJ says.

"I like Milly she stays," Jackson says quietly.

"Ugh fine, let's just vote Mellissa, anyways she can't tell me what's going on if she's gone," Travis says.

Across from there are the dolphins' girl dorms. There is Milly who is sitting with Mimi and Luna, Milly sits woefully as she writes down the responses of her friends.

'Well, you know guys don't like to be lead on," Mimi assures Milly. Milly repositions the hair on her face.

"But, I hardly knew him. I just met him yesterday. There is no way that I lead him on. I mean I hardly know him and he hardly knows me," Milly responds.

Luna shrugs as she lays on her back in her light purple bed, "Well I mean that's what boys do. They hardly talk to you and love you behind your back. I mean like Aj, but he's actually cute, and he actually talks," Luna sighs.

Milly looks at her unamused, "Once again you literally just met him yesterday. These guys can be the fate of our existence and none of y'all would know," Milly snorts.

The camera transitions to the girls dorm of the Spiders. Brittany is looking a magazine as she chews pink bubble gum. She is alone. She looks carefully as she goes to approach the money sitting by a mirror behind some of Nikita's makeup. Brittany gets up and walks over to the mirror of makeup. She then applies some pink lipstick and is ready to get the dollar bill before Nikita bursts through the door. Brittany gasps as Nikita comes in.

"What are you here for?" Brittany asks annoyed at Nikita's entrance.

"Uhh, I came here to relax. It's a dorm what else would I be doing?" Nikita says sarcastically surprised. Brittany sighs as she steps away.

"You know what, I want to know what you were doing by my money," Nikita smirks as Brittany awkwardly is silent.

"I just saw this pink lipstick you had that went perfect with my bubble gum. You know I had to try it," Brittany says entitled. Nikita sighs as she climbs up to her green bed above Brittany's pink.

The elimination ceremony

Chris wearing a suit and a fedora walks into the occupied cafeteria with Claire who is wearing a bright red dress.

"You voted, and one of you will be going home," Chris announces.

"That and we would pass something out, however we do have a limited budget, so whoever is safe will be receiving a sheet of Murlins Paper. It doesn't get wor- better than Murlins. Better," Claire says.

"The first two papers go to, Luna and Aj," Chris announces. He hands the two, two sheets of plain white paper.

"Then another safe pair is, Gareth and Travis," Claire says as she hands out the paper.

"Our final safe pair is Jackson and Mimi," Chris tells the campers.

"This leaves Milly and Melissa. Milly, your hesitation to accept Travis as your boyfriend is making the men of the team uneasy. However, Melissa your horse obsession cost the team the victory and some sleep," Claire explains. Both girl scaredly look up at Claire as she gets a sheet of paper, "The person who will be leaving us is…. Melissa," Claire says as she passes Milly the sheet of paper.

"Milly the boat of shame will be awaiting you," Chris announces as Mellissa gets up upset and begins to neigh furiously.

"May all the horses of the world run all of you over!" Mellissa yells as Chris and Claire drag her out to the boat. She tries to gallop her way to her former team with no avail. She is put on the boat which immediately leaves. Mellissa crosses her arms and sits as the island gets farther away. Nakita shakes her head in shame as Brittany gets the bill out of her pocket. She then taps Chris who is on her right, "Do you mind if we meet at… perhaps 6:00 maybe behind the dorm?" Brittany asks.

Chris nods, "Ok sure,"

The Votes

Mimi- Mellisa

Milly- Mellisa

Mellisa- Milly

Luna- Mellisa

Gareth- Mellisa

AJ- Mellsia

Travis- Mellisa

Jackson- Milly

The elimination order

Mellisa

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