Where The Stars Don't Shine

by TheJudge927

A unknown child appears at Kris' doorstep. The events that ensue cross paths with the canon events of Deltarune, with a few minor tweaks.

5. The King and His Jester 2 (4)

"yeah, kiddo we wouldn't want you to get BONELY."

Even with the amazingly funny joke, I don't react. "I'm sure we'll be fine. After all, I have Kris here to protect me. Right, Kris?" Kzris hasn't commented on anything, or reacted at all. "Kris?"

He finally snaps out of it. He nods, without changing his impression.

"If you are sure, children. If you need anything, feel free to contact us."

"yeah, no need to SKULLK kiddos. we will be just a call away."

"Be good, alright?" Asgore walks out.

"hey, kiddo, let me give you some advice," the skeleman said. "if you see a dark closet, always be cautious about entering it. you might not be able to get out. welp, seeya." And Sans leaves.

"What the heck was that for?"Kris' eyes widen, but close immediately in an attempt not to alert me. I decide not bother him about it, but I keep it in my mind.