Friday: May 13, 2011 8:30 A.M.

I meet with Sam with our coffee outside the cafe that we used to go to in high school. "So how's the kid?"

"She's good." Sam says.

"Has she met your boyfriend yet?"

Sam sits down. "No. I'm bringing him to my house to meet her next week."

I sit down with Sam. "Good. How are you?"

"Good. So…what's up with you?"

I sigh. "A lot of things. The father of your daughter can be a real douchebag."

"He's your husband."

"Yeah. But he pays more attention to Cami than me."

"How are things going with her?"

"She hates me and claims she has my brother and Randy wrapped around her finger and drooling over her. I've decided to barely give Randy attention to see how he likes it."

"Keep it up and tell me how it goes. And feel free to visit me and Alanna anytime."

"Okay."

Saturday: May 14, 2011 9:00 A.M.

We walk into I-Hop and see the Beautiful People already sitting at a table with eight seats. We join them at the table.

"Let's order food and start the meeting." Angelina says.

A waitress stops by and takes all of our orders.

"Okay." Velvet says. "Your problem is with Awesome Kong aka Kharma. As we all know, she can be very dominate and very powerful. So you want us to give you advice on fighting her."

I nod.

"Well…" Madison says. "Definitely work together to take her down. We know Michelle just retired, but you other three can still work together to take Kharma on. If you need more people, try to get others in your division to help or get Michelle out of retirement."

"She'll be willing to take down Kharma." I say. "Right, Chelle?"

"Absolutely." Chelle replies.

"I tied her hair to a steel cage once." Velvet says. "That's how Angelina defeated her for the TNA Knockouts Championship."

"Oh." Eve says. "That's clever."

"Really clever." Ryse says.

"Other than the Implant Buster, which is all she's used in the WWE so far." Lacey says. "She does Powerbomb and Chokeslam a lot."

"Thanks for the heads up."

"Sneak attacks work well." Angelina says.

"I don't know who'd take the risk for it." Madison says.

"I would." I say. "Honestly, I've been debating on doing it when she isn't attacking someone."

"Not a bad idea." Lacey says.

Our food arrives. We start eating.

"So…" Eve says to me. "Are those gears in your head turning? You making a plan?"

"Yep." I smile.

"So…" Angelina says. "Personal life wise…how are you four?"

"I'm happily married to John Cena." Chelle says.

"I'm recently engaged to Ted DiBiase." Ryse says.

"Dating Cody Rhodes." Eve says.

"Just got married to Randy Orton." I say. "But it's not as good as it should be."

"Why not?" Velvet asks.

"Turns out my brother's girlfriend is Randy's old fling. She has a kid that's Randy's. He pays way more attention to her than me. She claims to have Randy and my brother wrapped around her finger and drooling over her. I, on the other hand, can't stand the bitch one bit. I also think she wants to mess up my marriage. And since Randy hasn't paid attention to me, I stopped paying attention to him."

"First of all," Lacey says. "Kick the bitch's ass. Second of all, Randy should pay attention to you. What is this bullshit?"

I nod. "That's what I'm saying."

We finish our conversation and food. We then pay the waitress and have her take a picture of us on my phone. We all exchange numbers, and I send it to the others before posting it on Twitter.

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We say goodbye to the Beautiful People and head back to the house.

When we get back to the house, John and Ted are getting Vance breakfast. No sign of Randy, Cami, Tyler, or Cody. Eve heads up the stairs. Ryse and Chelle greet their respective significant others.

"Are you Marissa?" Vance asks me.

"Yeah." I say. "You're Vance. Right?"

"Yeah. I'm five. I don't think my mom likes you. I like you. Randy says that you're really pretty. He's right."

"Aww…really? You think I'm pretty?"

"And really nice. Randy's right."

I smile. "Thank you."

"I don't know why mom doesn't like you. She's just really mean. Don't tell her I was talking to you. She'll probably be mad."

I smile. "It'll be our secret."

"Okay. I gotta eat now. Sorry I can't talk more."

"It's okay, Vance. Go ahead and eat."

"Okay."

I smile. I like this kid.

Ted smirks at me. I give him a high-five before heading upstairs to brush my teeth. However, someone's taking a shower.

"Damn." I say a little loud.

"Rissa," I hear from inside the bathroom. "Is that you?"

"Yeah. I need to brush my teeth. I got food in them."

"Oh. I'll unlock the door, and you can."

"I can wait."

I hear the door unlock. "Too late."

I walk in the bathroom just as Randy steps back in the shower. "Thanks."

"No problem. Just lock the door again when you shut the door."

I do as he says. I start brushing my teeth.

"So…" Randy says. "I heard you and Sam went out for coffee yesterday."

"Yeah."

"How was it?"

"Good."

I finish brushing my teeth and start putting stuff away when Randy turns the water off. He grabs his towel and steps out of the shower. I turn around, and we make awkward eye contact.

Randy smirks. "Like what you see?"

"Yeah. I did marry you after all."

"True."

There's an awkward silence until I go to leave.

"Wait." Randy says. "I know that you are still upset with me, I don't quite understand why, but can I at least get a kiss?"

I roll my eyes. "I guess."

I go in the for a quick peck on the cheek, but Randy turns his face. Our lips collide. He wraps his arms around me. I end up pressed against the wall.

"Randy," I say. "I should get going."

He stops kissing me and sighs. "Okay. I don't know exactly what I did, but I'm gonna make it up to you. I promise."

I sigh and leave.