Raw: May 23, 2011
"You didn't have to come." I tell Randy.
"I wanted to." Randy replies. "I wanna see my wife kick ass."
"Could've on TV."
"I'd rather see it in person."
"Of course you would."
"I like watching you kick ass. Do you blame me?"
"No."
"Good."
"I am excited to be back on Raw for tonight."
"Me too. I love you so much."
"I love you too."
Randy pulls me onto his lap. "You are amazing. Don't forget that. I love you more than anything. I…" Randy kisses me.
I kiss him back. "I love you more than anything too."
"Don't get hurt tonight."
"I won't. I have a plan."
"Good."
"We are good."
"Does it involve you kicking ass with Eve and Ryse?"
"Yes it does."
Eve, Beth, Kelly, Gail, and I are preparing for the match backstage. Michael Cole stops by me and holds his hand for me to shake. I hold up my foot, and Beth and Eve balance it. The five of us laugh as Michael Cole walks away.
"You ready to kick ass?" Gail asks.
"So ready." I reply.
"Let's kick ass." Beth says. "I don't care whether it's Kharma or the opposing team. We're going to kick ass."
You can look, but you can't touch
You keep dreaming on the stars above…
"The following ten Diva Tag Team match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first the team of Melina, Maryse, DJ Hardy, and Nikki and the Divas Champion, Brie, the Bella Twins!"
I know I want that girl so bad
I lie awake at night
And think of all the things that I would do
With a girl like that…
"And the opponents the team of Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres, Gail Kim, Beth Phoenix, and Marissa Orton!"
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Kelly and Nikki start the match. They lock up. They keep failing to get the advantage over one another.
("Bad Karma" plays)
Kharma starts heading to the ring. Kelly and Nikki stand frozen. I gulp. All of the Divas look at each other nervously. We all enter the ring. Kharma enters the ring, and we surround her. Nikki goes after her first. Kharma easily tosses Nikki to the side. Brie goes for Kharma next. She gets an Implant Buster. Beth and Gail go after Kharma at the same time. She hits them with a Double Chokeslam. Melina tries to jump on Kharma and gets tossed over the top rope onto the floor. Kelly gets tossed out of the ring as well. I go after Kharma and get a Powerbomb. I hear her toss around the other three as I roll down to the floor. She rolls out of the ring and goes after Melina. I slowly crawl back into the ring. I try to make it to Eve and Ryse, but Kharma attacks me. I go to fight her off, and I manage to poke her in the eye. I roll away to see DJ running up the ramp to escape.
"Dumb bitch." I say to myself.
I hold onto the ropes and stand up to see Kharma pick up Eve and Ryse for a Double Chokeslam. I suddenly have a rush of adrenaline and run straight at Kharma with a Running Knee. She stumbles and releases Eve and Ryse. They both kick Kharma in the gut. I knock her down slightly with a Superkick. We then beat on her until she is on the ropes. We all then Dropkick Kharma out of the ring.
We nod at each other before rolling out of the ring.
Kharma tries to fight us off, but we start attacking her viciously and continuously. I point at the barricade. We slam her in the barricade.
"I'm going to clear off an announce table." I say. "Keep an eye on her."
I head to the announce table and clear it off. Jerry and Booker back up. I drag Kharma to the announce table with Eve and Ryse. Kharma tries to fight us off, but our solid teamwork skills keep her down. Eve and Ryse assist me in hitting Kharma with a Powerbomb through the announce table.
"For Michelle." The three of us say.
We start to go to leave when Ryse stops us.
"There's a red sharpie there." She says pointing to the red sharpie on the ground.
"Who's gonna do it?" Eve asks.
Ryse and Eve look at me.
I smile. "For Chelle."
I pick up the sharpie and open it. I walk over to Kharma's fallen body and write "DoD" on her forehead. I notice a cameraman zoom in on what I wrote. The crowd explodes into cheers. I walk away with Eve and Ryse.
Randy pulls me to him as I enter the locker-room. I smile as I hug him.
"You did it." He whispers.
"I did it." I whisper.
"I'm proud of you."
"Thanks."
"Since we aren't Raw Superstars, you think we can leave now?"
"Yeah. Just let me change."
"Okay."
"So…" Randy says as we head to the parking lot. "Are we good now?"
"Yeah." I reply. "We are."
"Good. I was wondering if you would want to do something."
"Was is it?"
"Get each other's names tattooed."
"Oh. Yeah. I would like that."
"So we'll do it."
"Yeah."
Randy opens the passenger side of the Hummer. "After you, Babe."
"Thanks." I get in.
Randy closes my door and gets in on the driver's side. "I love you."
"I love you too."
"Make sure you put on your seatbelt."
I roll my eyes as I buckle my seatbelt. "There you go."
"I'm supposed to care."
"How come yours isn't buckled, Mister?"
"Because I was worried about yours, Mrs. Orton."
"Buckle it."
He does. "Happy now?"
"Yes I am."
He starts to pull out of the parking lot. "I'm also going to take you on a fancy, romantic dinner soon."
"Okay."
"And I wanna go on vacation."
"Our group of eight?"
"We can do that next year."
"Alanna and us?"
"Just us first. Then I do want to take her to Disney World."
"Okay. Where do you want us to go?"
"I don't know. We can think about that later."
"Okay."