SmackDown Filming: June 21, 2011

I finished lifting weights with Chelle. "No offense, Chelle, but why'd you retire if you just were going to hang out with us backstage anyway."

Chelle looks at me. "I honestly don't know."

"Do you need a hobby?"

"I don't know. Can I talk to you about something?"

I look at Chelle with concern. "The last time you said that you told me you wanted to retire."

"That's not what this is though. I think…I think I want to have a baby."

"A baby? Have you mentioned this to John?"

"No…I don't know how to…"

"I can't really help you there. Maybe get a hold of my sister, Stephanie, or Morgan. They have had kids. They'll understand."

"Isn't Morgan's gender reveal party soon?"

"Yeah. Next week I think."

"Okay. I'll talk to her then."

I smile to myself as I sit in mine and Randy's locker-room. I had nothing to do tonight. Neither did Randy as of right now. But I figured staying for SmackDown would be better than dealing with Tyler and Cami. Plus, I just found out that Brie is using her rematch clause against me next Monday at Raw Roulette. That means the match will have a stipulation. I'm thrilled.

Randy walks in and sits next to me. "Can the Divas Championship be defended in a Song and Dance match?"

I shrug. "I don't actually know how to answer that."

"Guess we'll figure out next week."

I smile. "Do you have to be on Raw Roulette next week?"

"Unfortunately, no."

"That sucks."

"Yeah, but I'm still going to watch you defend your Divas Championship."

"Okay."

"Plus I'm going to be all over you next week. Because someone's turning twenty-nine next week."

"Who would that be?" I ask sarcastically.

Randy chuckles. "Do you need to be checked for a concussion? Don't forget your own birthday."

"I know it's my birthday. But Cody's is next week too."

"I know. Ted and I have some evil plans for that."

"Oh dear."

"That's what Cody will say when Ted and I get him."

"Don't wreck the house."

"I promise I won't."

I watch as Cody beats Daniel Bryan in a match. "I've never been so happy to watch someone lose this much."

Randy smiles. "Me either."

Cody enters the locker-room a little bit later. "I won."

"Congrats." I say.

"Thanks."

"So…what's everyone's plans for Money in the Bank?"

"Defend this championship." Randy says.

"Hopefully enter the Money in the Bank Ladder match." Cody says. "What about you?"

"Defending my Divas Championship hopefully against someone who's not a Bella." I reply.

"Understandable."

Randy's phone starts to ring.

He answers it. "What's up, Nate?"

Cody motions to me that he's going to leave. I nod in understanding as Randy hangs up.

"Cody left." I say.

"I saw that." Randy says. "Nathan just called. He's been watching our security camera feed for that new camera we installed, and he found another time where footage was cut and came back. He thinks whoever it is stole more money and knows about both cameras."

"So we gotta check the safe again tomorrow."

Randy sighs. "Yeah."

Randy and I watch as Mark Henry clotheslines Kane, leading to Kane having a victory via disqualification.

"So…" Randy says. "Does that mean I don't defend against Christian?"

"I don't know." I quietly reply.

Teddy Long then announces that Christian can face Randy at Money in the Bank if Christian and Mark Henry can defeat Kane and Randy right now.

"I guess I have a match." Randy says.

I smile. "Let's go."

I hear voices in my head

They council me

They understand

They talk to me…

Randy and I head towards the ring.

Randy enters the ring. I take the World Heavyweight Championship from him to hold.

Christian starts off against Randy. They lock up. Randy quickly gets a side headlock in on Christian, but Christian escapes the hold. Randy hits a shoulder block and goes for the pin.

1…2…kickout!

Christian goes to the corner to recover. Christian kicks and punches Randy before sending him to the corner. Randy explodes out with a clothesline and he stomps on Christian. Randy hits Christian with a knee and goes for another pin.

1…2…kickout!

"Come on, Randy!" I shout.

Randy gets a side headlock, but Christian backs him into the opposing corner and tags in Mark Henry.

Mark clubs Randy down and punches him. I groan. Mark stands over Randy and tags in Christian.

Christian stomps at Randy. However, Randy rolls Christian into a Cradle.

1…2…kickout!

Christian quickly clotheslines Randy down and tags in Mark. Christian stretches Randy out for Mark to stomp on Randy.

"He needs to tag out." I mutter.

Mark hits Randy's chest and slams him down. Mark stands over Randy and goes for a Cannonball, but Randy avoids it and finally tags in Kane. I go to check on Randy.

Kane starts punching away at Mark. Mark blocks an Irish whip and sends Kane onto the apron. Kane snaps Mark off the top rope and punches Christian down. Kane goes onto the top rope and hits a Diving Lariat on Mark for a near fall. Kane goes for a Body Slam but can't handle Mark's weight and falls back with Kane on top of Mark. Mark stomps Kane and kicks him in the ribs. Mark headbutts Kane and tags in Christian.

Christian clubs at Kane and shoulders his lower back. The referee yells at Christian, so Mark Henry headbutts Kane. Christian goes for the pin.

1…2…kickout!

Christian stomps away at Kane and nails him down before going for another pin.

1…kickout!

Mark Henry is tagged back in, and he stomps on Kane's ribs. Kane hits Mark with an uppercut, but Mark headbutts Kane down and goes for another pin.

1…2…kickout!

Kane goes to tag in Randy, but Mark stops Kane with a kick in the ribs. Mark clubs Kane in the chest and sends him to the opposing corner. Kane catches Mark with a Chokeslam, causing both men to go down.

Randy is tagged in, and he scares Christian away from interfering. Randy gets in position for an RKO on Mark, but he notices Christian coming in and hits some clotheslines and a Powerslam on Christian. Randy hits a Thesz Press and a hanging DDT on Christian as well. Randy then turns into a World's Strongest Slam attempt from Mark Henry, but he avoids it. Mark sends Randy away, and Randy RKOs Christian. Randy then turns into the World's Strongest Slam. Mark pins Randy.

"No!" I shout.

1…2…3!

"Here are your winners, Christian and Mark Henry!"

I kneel next to Randy. I guess he has another match against Christian at Money in the Bank.