Raw: July 18, 2011

"So…" I say as I look at my brother-in-law, Triple H. "What decision did the Board of Directors make about Vince? It must be serious if you're here."

Triple H takes in a deep breath. "The Board of Directors has decided to file a conjunction against Vince with a Vote of No Confidence."

I take a deep breath. "What does that mean for WWE now? Things are going to go out of control."

"Vince is going to be relieved of his duties later tonight. I will be taking over the day to day operations of WWE for now since Shane isn't here to do so, Stephanie is too worried about Creative, and you are still a contracted performer."

I nod. "Okay. Do you think we'll be okay?"

"If things go according to plan, I think we'll be okay, but that's what I texted you to come in here about. I know you have a lot on your plate seeing as you're the current Divas Champion and you took up your position as the President of the Divas Division not too long ago. How long ago? Around two months? However, you own a quarter of this company along with Vince, Stephanie, and Shane. One day, when you're not a full time competitor, you'll have to deal with some management stuff outside of just the Divas Division. I think right now would be a great opportunity for you to start. I'll mainly be running things, but if you could just help some here and there, it would be nice. You would be able to get some experience with running the company as well before taking that on more. If you're stressed enough already, don't say yes. But what do you say?"

"Paul, of course I'm super stressed right now, but I'd be more stressed if the WWE was having managerial issues. I'm in."

"Okay. Thank you. It means a lot."

"No problem. I think this'll be good for me. Especially considering how much things could change for my in-ring career soon."

"How much things could change?"

"Obviously, it won't be until after I lose the Divas Championship, but Randy and I are talking about having a baby. If I get pregnant, I cannot compete. If I start getting some experience managing some of the WWE things behind the scenes now, then I can focus on that and still contribute to WWE while pregnant."

Triple H nods. "Fair enough."

"Also, I'm super sorry I missed that Board of Directors meeting this morning."

"It's all good. They understand that you had other duties, considering how busy you are. Plus, you were on media duty."

I smile. "That's good. And yeah, media duty sucks. I also got a pretty important phone call this morning."

"What phone call?"

"Maxim. They want me on the cover of one of their magazines before the end of 2011."

Triple H smiles. "Well, look at you. Getting all this mainstream media attention. First, Maxim's Hot 100 and now a cover for them. It's good publicity."

"Yeah. Randy also loves to brag that his wife made Maxim's Hot 100."

Triple H chuckles. "I think I've heard him doing that. You tell him about the cover yet?"

"No. I haven't seen him since before that call."

"Oh okay. By the way, don't mention this to Vince yet."

"Okay. Wasn't planning on it."

"Good. Also, Cena isn't fired. I know you and Randy are harboring him, so let him know."

I laugh. "Got it. What are we doing about not having a WWE Champion?"

"I'll let you know when I know."

"Okay."

"I think we're good here. Go find Randy and tell him about your magazine cover."

I laugh. "Okay. Bye."


I walked into my locker-room for the first time today to see all of my friends and my husband in there.

I sit on the couch next to Randy. "Not to be rude or anything, but I'd like to talk to Randy alone for just a couple minutes. After that, you guys are free to be in here as much as you want."

Everyone nods and leaves me with Randy.

I lay my head on his shoulder. "How are you doing?"

"Terrible. I'm so mad. I keep seeing red. I'm angry. I let this happen to me. I should be the World Heavyweight Champion right now." Randy lets out a sigh.

"You're right. I agree."

"Yeah. What took you so long to come in here?"

"I had a talk with Triple H in his office first."

"He's here?"

"Yeah."

"What about?"

"My dad is getting relieved of his duties tonight. Triple H is taking over for him for now."

"Oh. This is crazy."

"I know. Anyway, Paul thinks that I should get some experience with running the company by helping him a little bit. I agreed to do it because if I lose the Divas Championship and get pregnant, I have something to do. I just wanted to let you know."

Randy nods. "Okay. I think this is good for you."

"Thanks. Anyway, there is one more thing I wanted to talk to you about."

"Okay. What's up?"

"What's one of your favorite things about me to brag about?"

"You're a seven time champion."

"Not wrestling related."

"I get to sleep with you."

"Not that either."

"You made Maxim's Hot 100 this year."

"There you go. That. Maxim called me today."

"They did? Why?"

"They want to get me on a cover before the end of 2011."

"Really? That's amazing, babe! What did you say?"

"I said to give me a couple days to think about it."

"Well, you better accept it, Rissa. This is a great opportunity for you."

"I know. I was planning on it. I just wanted to tell you first."

"Your consideration flatters me. Take that cover though. Once it prints, I'll frame it and hang it next to your Muscle and Fitness Hers cover at home."

I smile. "Okay. I love you, babe."

Randy kisses me. "I love you too. Should we let the others back in?"

"Wait just a little longer. If we let them back in, they'll interrupt our kissing."

Randy laughs before kissing me again. "Fair enough."