SmackDown Filming: August 2, 2011
I frown at Randy as I sit in the locker-room. "What are you doing tonight?"
Randy looks over at me. "I'm in the main event tonight. I take on Christian and R-Truth with John Morrison as my partner. Are you coming with me for it?"
"Do you want me to?"
"I would prefer you coming with me, but it's up to you. I know you aren't in the greatest of moods."
I sigh. "I tried to be a good person, and Beth attacked me and called me a bimbo. Yeah. I'm not in a good mood. However, I don't want to be bored. I'll go."
Randy smiles. "Thanks, Rissa. As it is about Beth, you know what they say. Nice guys finish last."
"What are you saying?"
"I'm saying, especially based on my experiences of trying to play nice lately, that if Beth isn't playing nice, neither should you. Beat her ass on Monday and at SummerSlam."
I look at Randy. "I see your point. I love you."
Randy smiles as he walks over and kisses my forehead. "I love you too, Rissa. Are you wearing this to the ring tonight? Because you look stunning."
I blush. "I wasn't sure yet, but I can."
"You should."
"Okay. Are you ready to be home finally tomorrow?"
"Yeah. As much as I loved Bora Bora and everything, I mean everything, we did there, I miss our bed at home."
I smile. "Me too. So glad I thought about covering the hickeys before coming into work today."
Randy laughs and kisses my forehead once more. "At least, you won't have to at home. I don't think they'll care at all. Plus, it is our house."
I laugh. "Fair enough. I can walk around like look at these hickeys that my husband left on me because we can't keep our hands off of each other."
Randy shrugs. "I'm not stopping you. Hell, I encourage it. Maybe I'll leave more."
"Can you leave them where I can cover it easier at least?"
Randy gives me a cocky smirk. "I'll think about it at least. Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, I can't control myself to stop from doing things."
I laugh. "That explains a lot of our honeymoon."
Randy kisses my forehead once more. "I think that explains a lot of our relationship."
"Yeah. I think you're right. I'm so happy. With you. I'm pissed at Beth."
"I'm glad. I'm really happy with you too. Pissed at Jay though."
I shrug. "We only really have to be happy with each other."
Randy looks into my eyes. "That's true. We only gotta be happy with our relationship. I'm very happy with our relationship."
I look into his eyes as well. "Me too. Very happy."
Randy pulls me close and starts kissing me. We wrap our arms around each other as I start kissing him back.
We continue to kiss as we hear the door open.
"Do you two always have your tongues down each other's throats?" Ted asks.
Randy and I both give small laughs as we continue to kiss.
"Yeah." Randy mutters. "I'm making out with her as much as I can for the rest of time."
I pull away from the kiss. "Randy, I need to breathe."
Randy softly laughs. "Okay. Anyway, Ted, the answer is yes. It'll always be yes."
Ted sighs. "It was nice when there was almost a week with no walking in on excessive PDA risks."
I roll my eyes. "Oh well. We're both happy now, so there's a high chance of it."
"Can't you just wait until the hotel and then…you know?"
Ryse, Eve, and Cody walk in just as Ted says that.
"Are you talking about them having sex?" Eve asks.
"Yes. Let's not act like that wasn't their favorite honeymoon activity."
"Actually," Randy says. "We're planning on cutting down on that for a little while."
"Why?"
"Condoms only work 98% of the time. She can't get pregnant quite yet. We're lessening the risk."
"You two use condoms? I didn't think that you did."
"I'm off birth control." I say quietly.
"What?" Ryse says. "You're off? You actually stopped?"
"I'm supposed to be trying to have a child sooner than later. Plus, I didn't have pills for last night and tonight, so I decided that I am off of them for now."
"Oh. You two better be careful for now."
"We will."
Randy sighs. "I'm just sad we have to cut down for a while."
"You'll get over it."
Randy rolls his eyes. "I'm not so sure I will."
"You will."
I hear voices in my head
They council me
They understand
They talk to me…
"And his partner, being accompanied to the ring by Marissa, from Saint Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 245 pounds, the Viper, Randy Orton!"
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Randy and R-Truth start the match off as the legal men, a rematch from last week. R-Truth starts beating on Randy and gets him into the corner. The referee forces R-Truth out of the corner. As he goes back, Randy kicks him in the gut. Randy goes to Irish Whip R-Truth into the opposite corner, but R-Truth reverses it. When Randy hits the corner, he explodes out with a Clothesline. Randy stomps on R-Truth before glaring at Christian. Randy tags in his partner, John Morrison.
R-Truth quickly escapes from the ring and tags in Christian on his way out.
Christian keeps glancing at Randy as he prepares to fight Morrison. Christian and Morrison lock up. They fight for a few. Morrison hits Christian with a Dropkick and pins him.
1…2…kickout!
Christian kicks Morrison in the gut and smacks him across the face. They fight some more and Morrison, not to my surprise, jumps off the ropes and kicks Christian in the face. Morrison pins Christian once more.
1…2…kickout!
Christian gets on the outside of the ropes and grabs Morrison. Christian jumps down to the outside of the ring, hurting Morrison. He gets back in the ring and beats on Morrison more before tagging R-Truth back in.
They double team Morrison before Morrison kicks R-Truth in the gut and starts fighting back. The two Superstars go back and forth. R-Truth gains the advantage. The referee forces R-Truth to back off some. R-Truth goes to suplex Morrison, but Morrison lands on his feet. Morrison kicks R-Truth in the face and starts punching him. Morrison knees R-Truth in the face and pins him.
1…2…
Christian breaks the pin. Randy chases Christian. I watch on from ringside with a smile.
I chuckle to myself. "That's my crazy asshole."
The referee forces Randy back to his corner. Christian comes back around to his side as well. R-Truth starts beating on Morrison. Morrison gets some separation. Morrison tags in Randy at the exact same time that R-Truth tags in Christian.
Randy hits Christian with a couple of Clotheslines before scoop slamming him. Randy runs at Christian, who is in the corner, but Christian kicks Randy in the face. Christian goes for a Missile Dropkick but misses because Randy moved. Randy rolls Christian into a pin.
1…2…kickout!
"Come on, Randy!" I yell. "You've got this!"
Christian slaps Randy across the face. Randy hits Christian with a Thesz Press and starts punching him. Christian attempts to hit Randy with the Killswitch, but Randy counters into a Backbreaker. Randy pins Christian once more.
1…2…kickout!
Christian Irish whips Randy into the corner and runs at him, but Randy moves and rolls Christian into another pin.
1…2…kickout!
Randy runs at Christian, but Christian hits him with a Spinebuster. Christian goes to Spear Randy, but, to my surprise, Randy jumps over him. Christian blocks Randy's attempt at an RKO. Christian climbs up to the top rope, but Randy pulls him down. Randy prepares for a Punt, but R-Truth gets in the ring. Randy and Morrison double team R-Truth. Morrison jumps over the top rope to land on R-Truth outside of the ring. Christian smacks Randy before hitting Morrison with a Dropkick. Randy catches Christian in the ropes and hits him with a DDT. R-Truth tries to sneak in the ring once more, but Randy hits him with an RKO. Christian hits a distracted Randy with a Killswitch and pins him.
1…2…3!
"Here are your winners, Christian and R-Truth!"
Christian grabs the World Heavyweight Championship and stands on top of the announce table with it. Christian and R-Truth start to quickly head towards the ramp as I slide into the ring to check up on Randy. Randy, still on the ground, and I both glare at Christian as he kisses the World Heavyweight Championship while on the ramp.