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Planet Deviluke
Kingdom of Deviluke's Main Palace
Emperor Gid's Council Chamber
"What word has been sent to us from the Science Commission that seems so important as to interrupt my evening with my wife?" The irate leader of the planet states, coldly, his hand against his face as he lounges on his favorite seat, his Charmian wife draping herself sleepily across his right arm, as if disinterested by the commotion that had forced them from the comfort of their shared bedroom.
"It's an urgent matter, your excellencies, regarding sudden findings by the Science Commission," the Science Advisor states, his carapace turning three shades a darker hue of blue than his healthy teal, accompanied by a flustered expression being given off with the tell of his flailing antennae. His compound eyes creased as his face showed worry and concern. "The Science Commission have informed us of some alarming findings that were overlooked, but have since been confirmed by six separate and impartial institutions across the five known galaxies," he begins, "Recently a seeming blip in the recording of every device and measuring tool of the Science Comission occurred, and every spec of data that can be found regarding the missing time has been scoured and reconstructed to the best of our current level of progress."
"Yes, we'll, what happened?" Gid asks, disinterested as his wife gently pats his kneecap in a suggestive way.
"There are two sets of correlating data that were measured by each and every device and scanner, that were so synchronized that it created a logic error in the processing of all know information by our technology," the nsectoid states, "Save a single device donated to our institution by your very own daughter, sire." At the mention of Lala, both Gid and Sephie turned there heads in attention at the report.
"Go on," he simply states, "What did her device record."
Sighing, and turning a deep blue as he had during the beginning of his discussion, the chittoned fellow turned to bring up a new set of data on strange device he sits onto the ground before him, which reveals a large holographic protection. "This is a projection of all know correlated data from one minute before the incident," he states, before swiping to the next slide being projected, "And this is the projected information received by your daughter's device, interpreted and unaltered by any recovery, as it was unaffected by the 'blip'." The map is suddenly skewed, heavily favoring one side over another. "Shortly afterwards the event ends, and the data gathered returns to normal readings, while our own devices suffer catastrophic failure that seemingly forcefully erases all data," he reports, "Sire, we believe all information, all forms of energy and mass, including matter, was purportedly doubled during the event and led to the significant altering of all known laws of physics; before correcting itself and returning the universe to a state of normalcy."
"Did it... change, anything?" Sephie asks.
"We've discovered six new forms of ambient radiation and energy, discovered at least one dimensional plane newly accessible to us, and have noted a few... irregularities popping up in facial recognition systems across the five known galaxies..." turning a blushing green hue, the monarch of the universe realizes whatever the alien wanted to say exit would be difficult,
"Spit it out man, what aren't you telling us?" Gid commands.
The insect lid clicks a button on the machine, which turns to an image of a fairly desolate planet, on unremarkable status. "Are you aware of a planet name Kild, located in the Talha Galaxy, your excellency?" The being prompts a response.
"The garbage dump of Talha, wasn't it?" He states, rubbing his chin as if in faint recollection, "Wasn't it destroyed by Golden Darkness in the twilight of the Galactic War?"
The insect nods,his greenish hue remaining, but raising one of its six, three fingered appendages to point to the planet being shown in image. "This is a live picture taken from our nearest surveillance satellite on a neutrally affiliated hospital ship," he states, "The Planet Kild has apparently reconstituted itself, while its previously destroyed remnants we are aware of, and have confirmed to be the wreckage of the entire planet, have formed a sort of asteroid belt in a loosely elliptical orbit that doesn't disturb the newly returned carbon copy..."
"A planet we have confirmed destroyed, it's remnants all accounted for, and yet you say it's double has appeared in its place?" Emperor Gid states, "Are there any other strange occurrences being reported like this, Advisor?"
"It is too numerous to check all of known space, sir, but as reports flood in from across the universe, we will organize all we come to know and inform you sir," the alien states, bowing, and disabling the device while retuning it to his pocket, "Unfortunately the area of space you have conquered has yet truly reorganize, and in the wake of the entire disruption of all known forms of laws of physics as we know it, I can only offer this: the universe as we know it just got a $&(5#& ton bigger."
"Is that advice, or a statement, advisor?" He darkly chuckles at the insect.
"Sir, all of time and space warped and doubled," the being states in response, "We could not count the individual differences if we tried, but changes have occurred, if Kild is any indication; perhaps history was altered, or timelines collided, or realities beyond our comprehension fused together and made it so we ignored the event all together... we simply cannot know what will happen next."
"Hmmm..." Gid states in response, dismissing the gentlebeing. Turning to his wife at his side, he pulls her up from his side and into his lap, giggling as she twists in his grasp to plant herself firmly in that spot.
"Do you think we should be worried about Lala and the girls?" Sephie states, addressing the obvious worry her husband would be brooding over.
"No... she is as safe on a mud ball like Earth than anywhere else currently in the Galaxy; her sisters, that assassin trio, even that incompetent buffoon of an aide Zastin, is more than capable of protecting her while she searches..." This time it was Sephie who chuckled.
"Searching for the 'man of her dreams'... where does she get that curious imagination of hers from, I wonder," Sephie states, shivering under her husbands touch as he caresses her body absently while he broods, "Soon she will be of true marriageable age, and we will have to find her a fiancé, dream guy or no."
"Agreed," he states, "Her foolish search for the man of her dreams has been going fruitless for the past two and a half years... we will send word that if she cannot find a man in the next six months, she will return to Deviluke with her Sisters, so as to find a candidate for marriage." Sephie nods in agreement.
Their foolish daughter's quest would end, one way, or another.
Find out more in:
To Love Ru: Lala's Fiancé
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I do not own these images, these are totally free and available on Wikipedia, but was inspired by these images to write this prompt.
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Notes: Just remove the Brackets and Spaces, make sure to add an extra slash, and enjoy.
Late April Fool's release... or is it?
