Raw: October 17, 2011

I sigh as I look at myself in the mirror. "I don't know how this stress isn't breaking me out. My skin is so clear."

Randy gives a small laugh. "You don't have any skin breakouts because you're blessed by getting loved on by me."

"Whatever. I'm just happy my skin is pretty clear."

"Why?"

I look at Randy. "My Maxim shoot is on Friday. I gotta look great."

"You always look great."

"You always say that."

"Because it's true."

"No, it isn't."

"It is, and you know it. You're absolutely beautiful."

"Mhmm…"

Randy stands behind me. "You're the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I'd love to see your smile."

I let a small smile appear. "Randy, stop kissing my ass."

"I'm not. I'm telling you what I see. I see you as the absolutely most beautiful thing I've seen."

I turn around. "Well, thanks, big man."

I pat him on the shoulder and open my bag to find my phone.

"Do you have a match?" Randy asks.

"No. Probably partially because of what I said to John Laurinaitis last Tuesday."

"What did you say?"

"I didn't tell you?"

"No."

"He said some shit, made fun of you not winning the World Heavyweight Championship among other things. So I said various things. That included me telling him that this problem between us is personal and he better be ready for a fight."

"So we are beating him up?"

"Not yet, but I'm considering it. Maybe, we can beat up David Otunga. He's acting as John Laurinaitis's lawyer. Plus, I owe David a few receipts."

"That is an idea I can get behind. What are you doing tonight then?"

"Eve has a match against Natalya. I'm going to go with Eve."

"Oh. Cool. I guess."

"Did you want me to accompany you?"

"Yes, I did actually. I don't get that opportunity for much longer, Rissa."

"Well, you and Eve have back-to-back matches, and I already told her that I'd go with her. Can I just manage you tomorrow?"

"Sure."

I smile. "Thank you. I gotta freak out Natalya more."

"More?"

"After what I did to her on SmackDown, Natalya thinks I'm a crazy bitch."

"A crazy bitch? I mean you have moments when you can be a bitch, but there's no crazy in you. Maybe some angry outbursts but no crazy."

"Yeah, being crazy is your thing."

"I'm not even going to deny that."

"You shouldn't." I walk over and kiss his cheek. "Kick some ass for me, preferably Cody's."

"Already planning on it."


She looks good to me

She's got everything I want

She's got everything I need…

"The following Divas match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Marissa, from Denver, Colorado, Eve Torres!"

("New Foundation" plays)

"And her opponent being accompanied to the ring by Beth Phoenix, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Natalya!"

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Eve and Natalya lock up. Natalya gains the advantage and shoves Eve into a corner.

1!

2!

3!

4!

The referee forces Natalya off. She goes back for Eve, and Eve punches her in the face. Eve then Clotheslines Natalya before pinning her.

1…kickout!

Eve Dropkicks Natalya. She then hits her with a Standing Moonsault and pins her once more.

1…2…kickout!

Eve Clotheslines Natalya once more. Beth gets up on the apron. I run over and pull Beth off before throwing her into the barricade. Eve gets distracted, and Natalya hits her with a German Suplex. Natalya pins Eve.

1…2…kickout!

Natalya pulls Eve to the very middle of the ring and locks in a Sharpshooter. Eve struggles, but she makes it to the ropes. Natalya releases the submission hold.

Eve stands back up. Natalya goes for a Clothesline, but Eve avoids it. Eve kicks Natalya in the gut and hits her with a DDT. Eve climbs up onto the top turnbuckle. Beth attempts to get involved, but I grab her and Powerbomb her. Eve hits a Moonsault and pins Natalya.

1…2…3!

"Here is your winner, Eve Torres!"

I roll in the ring and celebrate with Eve. Natalya rolls out of the ring and stumbles up the ramp with Beth. Beth turns back around to glare at me. I gesture to my waist before hugging Eve.


I look at Randy. "He just had Triple H escorted out of the arena. This is ridiculous."

Randy nods. "I agree."

"I just want to beat him up every time he's anywhere near me."

Randy puts an arm around me. "I know exactly what you mean."

"I know. You want to kick his ass too." I received a text.

Paul: You considering that lawsuit still?

Randy gives me a concerned look. "What's going on?"

"Triple H just texted me."

Me: If I can pull the grounds for it.

"What about?"

"If I was still looking into the lawsuit."

"Are you?"

"Yeah, but I'm worried that I'll need more grounds for it."

"It's John Laurinaitis. He'll probably give you more grounds."

"Fair enough."

"You're so pretty."

"Thanks. You're nice to look at yourself."

Randy laughs. "Thanks, sweetheart. I wanted to ask a question."

"Sure. What's up?"

"Are you one hundred percent sure that you want to try for a baby after Vengeance if you lose?"

I nod. "Absolutely. I feel like it's the right time, and I want it. You still want to, right?"

"Of course. I just really wanted to make sure that you did too."

"I do, Randy. I really do."

"Okay. I just wanted to be sure. Do we have to stay here?"

"Well, it seems John Laurinaitis is pretty busy. We could probably leave without being noticed."

"Sounds like a plan."

I pack up my bags. "Anyway, I'm ready for this. If I'm done after this Sunday at Vengeance, I'm completely fine with that."

Randy smiles. "Okay. I'm happy to hear that."

"That's good. Are you ready to head out?"

Randy picks up his bags. "Ready to head out and duck around any chances of Laurinaitis catching us."

"Let's get going then."

"Right behind you, sweetheart."