SmackDown Filming: November 1, 2011
I massage Randy as we sat in our locker-room tonight. "Be careful tonight please."
Randy nods. "I'll try, but, babe, it's a Street Fight against Cody."
I kissed Randy's cheek. "That's all I ask for."
Randy smiles and leans back. "I could let you massage my shoulders all day. They always feel weird until I work them out, but this massage feels amazing."
"And that's why I take out the trash."
"I could do it, but I just let you. When you're pregnant, I'll take that responsibility."
"Maybe I'm already pregnant."
"Can you find out soon?"
"I'm supposed to have a period next week. We'll have to wait and see. If I hit a week late, I'll take a test."
Randy smiles. "Okay. You look great."
"I'm not wearing makeup."
"You look beautiful."
I stop massaging him. "Thanks."
"You're stopping? Damn."
I move, so I'm sitting next to him. "Sorry. I need a break, Randy. Are you going to be alright for your match tonight?"
"I'll be fine."
"That's good."
He grabs my left hand. "I love these rings."
"You should. You got them for me."
"I love the rings, and I love you even more."
"I am your wife."
"No shit. It's not like I married you back in May or anything."
"We had quite the wedding."
"We did. The sex wasn't that bad that night either."
"It was fantastic."
"I should probably get my ring gear on."
"You do that."
I pull out my phone to mess with as Randy changes into his ring gear.
Randy finishes changing. "Do I look good?"
"Do you look good in the same gear that you always wear? I don't know." I laugh.
"I'm gonna stop asking you."
"Oh, I doubt that."
Randy grabs me and pulls me to him. "You look beautiful."
"Thanks, stud. You actually look really good."
Randy kisses me. "Thanks. Be here for me when I get back."
"I will."
"We're gonna need to celebrate when I win this Street Fight." Randy stops kissing me. "I love you. I'm heading to guerilla."
I nod. "I love you too."
Eve walks in as the bell rings to signal the start of the Street Fight. "Did it start yet?"
I look at her. "It just did. Come watch it with me."
Eve joins me on the couch. "I hope they aren't completely hurt after this."
"You and me both, Eve."
"I really need to talk to him about our fighting."
"Yeah, you do."
"I'm just so unsure of how to handle this. This is really the only serious relationship I've had. I have no experience with this. This is the worst fight we've had."
"You two just need to sit down and have a mature conversation about it. Maybe some makeup sex after that."
Eve laughs. "Does that work?"
"I think it depends on the relationship. In my situation with Randy, it works quite well. I know people who it doesn't work for. Just try it."
"I guess I'll have to."
"Let me know how it goes."
"I will. How's the baby making going?"
"Well, I doubt I'm pregnant yet, but it ain't from a lack of trying."
"That's great for you. I wish I was getting some."
"Makeup sex, sweetie."
"Here is your winner, Randy Orton!"
I look at Eve. "Don't tell him I was barely watching."
Eve laughs. "I won't as long as you don't tell Cody that I wasn't really watching either."
"Deal. Do you think Morgan has gone into labor yet?"
"I doubt it. I was on the phone with Ryse a couple hours ago. She's only one centimeter."
"Oh. Okay. Probably not then."
"I hope Cody and I can get married."
"Do you think about it a lot?"
Eve shrugs. "I guess. I think it's because I'm around a lot of married people. Chelle and John are married. You and Randy are married. Ryse and Ted are engaged, so they're getting there. I'm just over here like is this for me?"
"Different relationships work at different paces. Ryse and Ted haven't even touched planning the wedding, and they've been engaged since like April. It's November. That's like what? Seven months?"
"Yeah, I see your point. I just hope it's in my future."
"Are you happy when you and Cody are getting along?"
"Yeah, I'm really happy when we're getting along."
"Exactly. If you want my opinion, I think that you two need to work it out. If you're happy then, stay with him. It's probably in your future."
Eve nods. "I'll try that. Thanks for the advice."
"Absolutely. At least I'm sharing my wisdom about something."
"If you got some wisdom about wrestling Beth, share that too."
"Trust me, Eve. I'm already writing an outline on a strategy for wrestling her to help with Survivor Series."
"Thanks."
Randy walks in. "Hey, sweetheart. What's up, Eve?"
Eve smiles. "Just the usual. I'll leave, so you can change, Randy. See you guys later."
"Bye, Eve."
I smile at Eve. "Bye. Good luck."
"Thanks, Rissa. Bye, guys." Eve leaves.
"Good luck with what?" Randy asks. "Something wrong?"
"Eve and Cody have been fighting."
"They have?"
"Yeah. It's getting to her."
"Like us having problems was getting to you kind of bad?"
"Pretty close."
"Damn. That's not good."
"I know. I gave her a little advice, hope it works."
"What did you tell her?"
"I told her that they need to try to sit down and have a mature conversation about it. I also added maybe try makeup sex."
"That sounds like solid advice. I'm gonna change."
"Okay. Sounds good."
"What are they fighting about?"
"I think it's about his attitude lately."
Randy smirks. "Yeah. He's been a prick."
"Do you have much room to talk?"
"I guess not really."
"Are we doing something for Ted's birthday next Tuesday?"
"Well, we'll be in England. I'd assume so."
"Oh. I almost forgot. You know what else happens next week?"
"What's that?"
"We get to see my Maxim cover."
"I'm so excited for that. I've not even seen a picture from the shoot, and I know that you will look absolutely smoking hot in that magazine."
I giggle. "Thanks, handsome. Let sit here and watch the rest of the show."
"Okay."
