Raw: March 5, 2012
I look at Randy as I stretch out in our locker-room. "So are you going along with facing Kane at WrestleMania now?"
Randy rolls his eyes. "Do I have much of a choice now?"
"Not really."
"I'm just really glad that he didn't mess with you. I didn't want you to get hurt. We've been through this with him before."
"I know. We'll be fine though."
"Yeah, I'm going to kick his ass. I know he isn't here tonight, but I'm getting my hands on him tomorrow one way or another."
"Good luck with that. John Laurinaitis dislikes you by association for being married to me. He probably won't let you."
"I thought he didn't like me because I yelled at him at Survivor Series."
"I'm sure he does dislike you partially for that."
Randy laughed. "What am I supposed to do? Apologize for standing up for my wife?"
"I wouldn't even consider apologizing anyway. He deserved it. If it makes you feel any better, I found you standing up for me to be quite attractive."
"I'm always attractive, Rissa."
"I know." I stop stretching. "But I was like hot damn he stands up for me."
Randy laughs. "That actually does make me feel better. I'll still find a way to get my hands on Kane tomorrow."
"You do that. Just be careful."
"I will. Don't worry about me."
"I always worry."
Randy kissed my forehead. "Don't. You have a match tonight against Eve."
"I'm going to win. It'll be just fine."
"You do need to consider that she knows you better than most of your opponents."
"That's true, but the same still applies for me about her as well. It'll be a pretty evenly fought match I'm sure."
"I'm sure that it will. You better win though."
"I'll win. I'm sure of it."
She looks good to me
She's got everything I want
She's got everything I need…
"The following Divas match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Denver, Colorado, Eve Torres!"
I know I want that girl so bad
I lie awake at night
And think of all the things that I would do
With a girl like that…
"And her opponent, from Saint Louis, Missouri, the Queen of Chaos, Marissa Orton!"
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Eve and I lock up. I go to lock in a Sleeper Hold, but Eve runs me into the corner before I can fully lock it in. Eve kicks on me in the corner until the referee forces her off of me. As I exit the corner, Eve grabs me and plants me with a DDT. She drags me to the middle of the ring and pins me.
1…2…kickout!
Eve groans and stomps on me. She then stands and turns her back to me. She goes for the Standing Moonsault, but I get my knees up. I grab Eve and lock in the Armbar. Eve slowly drags herself to grab the rope, forcing a rope break.
I hit Eve with a Baseball Slide, knocking her out of the ring. I roll out of the ring after Eve. Eve shoves me into the barricade.
1!
Eve runs at me, but I move, making her hit the barricade.
2!
3!
I grabbed Eve and threw her into the steel steps.
4!
5!
I kick Eve in the ribs before hitting her head off the ring post.
6!
7!
I toss Eve back into the ring before climbing back in myself. I go to lock in the Figure Four, but Eve grabs me and rolls me into a pin.
1…2…kickout!
I nail Eve with a Dropkick. I then grab her and Irish Whip her into the ropes. I go for a Clothesline when Eve comes back, but she avoids it and grabs me. Eve throws me into the ring post, shoulder first. I fell out of the ring. I lay on the ground, holding my shoulder.
1!
2!
3!
I slowly start to move. Eve starts taunting to the crowd, causing a chorus of boos.
4!
5!
I grab the edge of the announce table to help myself stand.
6!
I get to my feet and slowly approach the ring.
7!
I am close to the ring. Eve hasn't noticed yet.
8!
I slide in the ring and immediately go to roll Eve into a pin. However, she rolls through and nails me with a Dropkick. She then hits me with a Standing Moonsault and pins me.
1…2…kickout!
Eve goes for another Standing Moonsault, but I roll out of the way. I grab Eve and hit the Chaotic Ending. I pin Eve.
1…2…kickout!
I pick Eve up off the ground. She shoves me into the ropes. I kick her in the gut after rebounding off of the ropes. Eve slaps me across the face. I hold my cheek as she Irish Whips me into the ropes. I rebound back towards Eve and jump into a Hurricanrana to get her into a pin.
1…2…3!
"Here is your winner, Marissa Orton!"
Oh Radio, Tell me everything you know
I like to sing with the radio
I like to play it real loud…
I stop celebrating as Zack Ryder appears on the stage with a microphone.
"Don't even bother, Eve. Don't even bother. I'm actually glad we never hooked up." Zack says. "Because you know what they say, broskis before hoeskis. Woo. Woo. Woo. You know it."
Zack heads backstage, and Eve runs to follow him. I go back to celebrating until I'm attacked from behind. I fell to the ground before being pulled back up. I look to see Brie Bella.
Brie slaps me across the face before kicking me in the gut and hitting me with the Bella Buster. She steps on me as she leaves the ring.
I slowly get up as her theme song starts to play and glare directly at Brie.
There was going to be payback for this.
"So you don't know why Brie attacked you?" Randy asks.
"There's only one reason that I can think of." I reply as I start packing my bag to leave.
"And what's that reason?"
"When I overheard her and Daniel discussing him intentionally concussing you, I spilled my drink on him in pettiness. She wasn't happy about it one bit."
"So this is over you spilling a drink on her boyfriend after he was talking about concussing me on purpose?"
"It's the only issue I've had with the two recently. What else could it be?"
"Are you sure that is the only issue you've had with them?"
"As far as I know." I reply as someone knocks on our door.
"I'll get it." Randy opens the door and looks at me. "It's Nikki Bella."
"Let her come in."
Nikki follows Randy into the locker-room. "Hey, sorry about what my sister did earlier, but we need to talk."
I nod. "Don't apologize for her. What's up?"
"Well…you probably assume that my sister attacked you because of you spilling the drink on Daniel."
"That is what I assumed. Was it not?"
Nikki sighed. "John Laurinaitis knows that Brie doesn't like you. He went to her to ask her to attack you. I'm assuming it's because you're openly on Teddy Long's side in their situation."
I balled up my fist. "That asshole. I'm getting him back for this. Why are you snitching on him and your sister though?"
"Daniel and Brie may be on John Laurinaitis's side, but I'm on Teddy Long's side. Plus, you and I are cool. What happened was wrong. You didn't hear it from me though."
I nod. "Of course. Thanks, Nikki."
"Absolutely. See you both later." Nikki leaves.
Randy looks at me. "So?"
I finished packing. "I'm getting him back."
"When?"
"Tomorrow."
