Raw: June 11, 2012
I walk slowly into my dad's office. "Hey, you called?"
Vince smiles and nods. "Yes, please shut the door and sit down."
I do as told. "Okay, what's going on?"
"I want to apologize because you were right about John Laurinaitis."
"You think I was right about John Laurinaitis now?"
"Yes, I do. My eyes have been opened to the horrible job he's done."
I nod. "I see. What made you see the light?"
"Well…I've been keeping my eyes on him for a little while. Plus, this file made its way to me that really gave me a good look at all the issues he's caused."
I smile to myself. "Oh, that's interesting."
"I know it was you that made that file."
"What gave it away?"
"The way you organized it is similar to how you organize your paperwork. I put it together. Don't worry though. John Laurinaitis doesn't know it was you."
"Oh, alright."
"I brought you in here, though, to talk about how I'm handling it."
"Okay. How are you handling it?"
"If I'm not impressed with his entire match card tonight, I'm firing his ass."
I struggle to hold back a laugh. "Can I be out there when you fire him?"
"That's fine with me. Do you have a match tonight to prepare for?"
"Um…yeah, I have a Mixed Tag Team match tonight. I need to find a partner still. Laurinaitis told me that I had to find a partner or make it a Handicap match because he knows Randy isn't around for now."
"I see. How's everything with Randy by the way?"
"Well…I haven't spoken to him for twelve days. We got into an argument when he got suspended."
"I hope you two work things out. He's a good guy. He's always treated you so well."
I nod. "Me too. I want things to work out. I hope Randy and I can make it work."
"I'm sure you will."
"We'll see. I'm going to go get ready for my match now and try to find a Tag Team partner."
"Alright. Good luck."
"Thanks."
I stood in guerilla, watching my father talk to John Laurinaitis in the ring.
Sheamus walks up to me. "I told John Laurinaitis that I'd be your partner."
"Oh." I say quietly. "Thank you. How'd you find out that I needed a Tag Team partner?"
"Randy called me and said that Cena told him that you still needed a partner. Randy apparently thinks that I'm trustworthy, so he asked me to find you and be your partner."
"Oh, I guess I owe you one. Actually, I guess I owe him one too."
"I would've done it if you had just asked, fella. You could've asked."
"Sorry, I didn't really focus on this. I've got a lot of things going on."
"That's what I've heard. Randy just wanted to make sure that Laurinaitis didn't pull one over on you."
"I know. He can't stand Laurinaitis."
"Can you blame him for that?"
I laugh. "No."
"I'm going to head out there. Feel free to do the same if you'd like. Can't wait to see Laurinaitis gone."
"Me too."
Sheamus heads out there. He talks for a while about John Laurinaitis, much to the dismay of Laurinaitis.
"Sir, this man does not represent the locker-room." Laurinaitis tells my dad. "How dare you talk to me like that, Sheamus? I'm your boss!"
I know I want that girl so bad
I lie awake at night
And think of all the things that I would do
With a girl like that…
I smile as I make my way down to the ring. John Laurinaitis glares in my direction while both Vince and Sheamus smile. I enter the ring and hug both Sheamus and Vince before grabbing a microphone.
I look at John Laurinaitis. "Correct me if I'm wrong. Did you call yourself a friend to the roster?"
John Laurinaitis gives me an annoyed look. "I did."
I laugh. "Oh yeah, you've been a great friend. You put me in a Mixed Tag Team match tonight because you expected me not to be able to find a partner because my husband isn't around."
"You have a Tag Team partner tonight."
"You're right. Sheamus over here is my partner. I also heard you say that Sheamus doesn't represent the whole roster. Well, here's some more input, right from the child of Vince McMahon. Nobody considers you to be a friend, Laurinaitis. You have done nothing but abuse your power and put others down. This crowd wants you fired. The roster wants you fired. Dad, father to daughter here, he needs to go."
"You need to learn some respect! Both of you stay in the ring! Your Mixed Tag Team match starts now!"
"Wait a second, Johnny." Vince says. "One more thing, every match tonight better be impressive or you're fired!"
John Laurinaitis leaves and heads backstage. Vince follows and rides Laurinaitis's scooter up the ramp before shoving it off of the stage.
Sheamus looks at me as we both laugh. "That file was a fantastic idea."
I smile. "No kidding."
"The following is a Mixed Tag Team match scheduled for one fall!" Justin Roberts announces. "Introducing first, the team of the World Heavyweight Champion, Sheamus and the WWE Divas Champion, Marissa Orton!"
("Glamazon" plays)
"And their opponents, first, from Buffalo, New York, the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix!"
I am perfection
Perfection
I am perfection
So take your best shot…
"And her partner, from Hollywood, Florida, Dolph Ziggler!"
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Beth and I start the match off. She takes me down with a Clothesline. I get back up. Beth goes to hit me with a Right Hand, but I block it and hit her with one. I kick Beth in the gut before hitting a DDT and pinning her.
1…kickout!
I go to kick Beth as she is getting up, but she rolls me into a pin.
1…kickout!
Beth grabs me and drives me into a corner before driving her shoulder into my gut. Beth hits me with a Back Body Drop before pinning me.
1…2…kickout!
Beth goes to lock me into a Headlock. I elbow her in the gut and escape. I smack Beth across the face. Beth stumbles back and hit her with a Running Knee. She falls into the ropes. When she gets back up, I hit her with the Chaotic Ending. I pin Beth.
1…2…
Dolph pulls me off of Beth. I slap Dolph across the face. Dolph stumbles out of the ring. I tag Sheamus in.
Sheamus grabs Dolph and throws him back into the ring. Sheamus then rolls back into the ring, so they can wrestle. I watch from the apron as Sheamus hits Dolph with a Brogue Kick. I get pulled off of the apron. Beth throws me into the barricade. She then grabs my Divas Championship and taunts over me.
"Here are your winners, Beth Phoenix and Dolph Ziggler!"
I look at Ted as he and I watch as Cena, Laurinaitis, Show, and Vince were in the ring. "Cena is forcing me to be around Randy in a few days."
Ted chuckles and glances at me. "How's that?"
"Cena was in guerilla after my match. I came back here after losing, and he looks at me before telling me that Randy drove him to the airport to fly here, which means Randy will have to pick me up."
"So you're gonna be stuck in the car with Randy."
"Yep, I don't know what I'm going to be able to say to him."
"I'm sure you'll figure something out."
"Hopefully." I watch as Big Show knocks Vince out while aiming for Cena. "Oh no."
Ted and I look at Laurinaitis and Big Show as they arrive backstage. Laurinaitis smirks, but Big Show refuses to make eye contact with me. John helps Vince arrive backstage.
Vince gives me a serious look. "If something happens to me before Cena beats Show, you have my full permission to fire Laurinaitis's ass."
I smile. "I'll gladly take that."
