Chapter 5 Prehistoric Alien Who Lives in a Blue Box

"Hey wait angel dude," Sero said, turning to Cas. "Can't you like teleport or something?" He asked, signaling to Sam and Dean who were somehow poofed here by the angel in question.

"Yes I can," Cas said. "Why are you asking?"

"Ooo ya," Kaminari gasped, catching on to Sero's thought process. "Ya think you could poof us to the place that we met you?" He asked.

Cas tilted his head slightly. "If by "poof" you mean teleport, then yes. Would you like to go now?"

Kaminari looked over at their table, which was still dirty with their leftover napkins and elbow tape scattered across it's glossy surface. "Yeah, I think we could go now." He smiled slyly.

Cas looked around to see if everyone was close around him. He closed his eyes and thought of the sidewalk where he first met the teens.

"Wait but what about the tabl-" Kisrishma began before their surroundings suddenly changed.

"This… this isn't where we met," Kaminari said slowly.

Cas scanned their new environment. They were in a huge room with odd circles on the walls. There was a peculiar cylindrical shaped-thing in the middle with a console around it. His eyes widened as he realized where they were. "Oh no," Cas muttered.

"What? What? Cas where the hell are we?" Dean asked, his head whipping around to see the gigantic room.

"What the…" Mina began before her eyes landed on the cylinder-like structure in the center. Her eyes twinkled as she analyzed all of the flashing buttons and switches. "OMG BUTTONS!" She cried, skipping quickly to get a closer look.

Sam leaned over to Cas and whispered, "Should she be touching those?"

"Probably not!" Kaminari piped, going to join Mina anyways.

"This place seems kinda familiar…" Sero said thoughtfully, looking around.

Cas whirled his head towards Sero. "You've been in the TARDIS before?"

"You know this place?" Dean exclaimed.

"Eh, I don't think I have, but the name rings a bell…" Sero spoke in response to Cas, trailing a finger along a circle on the wall.

"Yeah, I think I've heard it before!" Kaminari called, not really paying attention, still focused entirely on the bright flickering buttons.

Sam suddenly tensed up, frantically darting his eyes. "What was that?"

"What was what?" Kirishima asked, giving Sam a concerned look.

Before anyone else could respond, they heard a British voice saying, "What is all that ruckus?"

"Oh no," Cas said again. He did not want to see the deranged owner of the voice at the moment. Or ever at all really.

"Who. Was. That," Sam said, his voice low.

"Just an alien who is a complete lunatic," Cas replied.

"Should I be like… alarmed..?" Kirishima asked warily.

"No, no. He is harmless, but insane."

"Hold up," Dean said, his eyes squinted with confusion. "So you're telling me that he's an alien? And that aliens are real?"

"Aww Castiel," the British voice complained, now closer. "You ruined my big surprise!" The man came into view. He had brown hair that was parted to the side, blue-green eyes, and a brown suit with a bowtie. He grinned and walked over to Cas and slung his hand over his shoulder. "Did ya miss me old friend?"

"Okay, I am lacking in brain cells, but even I can tell that this guy is kinda creepy.." Sero said, eyeing the strange man's toothy grin.

"Oh," Mina said, diverting her attention from the buttons. "Did you say he's an alien? He's just like me!" She piped cheerfully, throwing her hands into the air.

"Angels, Aliens, whats next, tiny murderous space potatoes?!" Bakugou protested, crossing his arms. "What the hell is even going on?!"

"Actually, there are murderous space potatoes!" the odd man- I mean alien- exclaimed. "They are called Sontarans. Of course, they hate being called that, but they really do look like potatoes!"

"I-, wait, what?" Bakugou spat, utterly confused and alarmed by this strange, tall man.. Or at least he thought it was a man. No one's really sure anymore.

"So…" Sam started, trying to let all of this new information sink in. "You're an alien? Me and Dean always thought aliens weren't real."

"Well then you and… wait did you say… Dean?" The strange thing's eyes suddenly lit up with glee.

"I- uh, yes?"

He looked at Cas and shook his shoulders. "You brought your boyfriend?"

Cas's face turned a dark red. So did Dean's. "We are not together," Dean said quickly. "He's only like a brother to me."

Sam grinned, "Of course Dean. Everyone believes that."

Dean tried to protest, but no words came out. Instead, he crossed his arms and turned away from them.

Mina the shipper perked up, her eyes twinkling excitedly. "Wait, is there something I've missed?!" She asked excitedly, her eyes darting between the two flustered men.

"The tea," Kaminari said, holding up an imaginary teacup. He then proceeded to tip the cup over as he said, "has been spilt."

Mina shimmied excitedly over to where the unknown alien man stood, clapping her hands together. "Explain." She said simply.

"Well first I met this guy over here," he said, gesturing towards Cas, "And he looked kind of sad so I dragged him into my TARDIS and demanded him to tell me what was wrong. He said-"

"I, uh, I said nothing!" Cas said, his face red and sweaty. "I simply needed to tell this obnoxious alien to get off of this planet."

"Mhm…" Mina nodded, obviously not believing the angel in the slightest. She pulled the alien man down to meet her height and whispered with a smug smile. "Later, you will tell me everything." She let go of him and sank back to her spot next to Kaminari, eyeing Cas and Dean carefully.

The man grinned. "Oh!" he exclaimed, changing the subject. "I haven't introduced myself, and it seems Castiel here didn't either. I am the Doctor."

Kaminari stared at him. "Just...Doctor?" He repeated, confused.

"And I thought you all had dumb names." Bakugou deadpanned, rolling his eyes.

"Are you like… a medical person? Or did your mom just really not like you?" Mina asked curiously.

"Oooo I love all the questions! Keep asking them. No, of course I'm not a medical person! And I chose my name thank you very much! And it is just Doctor."

"So you got to choose your name...and you choose… Doctor? May I ask why?" Kaminari said, looking at the Doctor strangely.

"Well," the Doctor said, actually quite serious. "I love helping people, so why not name myself after the people that do?"

"Fair enough, fair enough." Kaminari nodded, before pointing to the large button clad cylinder behind him. "Are these your buttons?"

The Doctor's eyes shone with excitement. "Why of course! But you didn't touch any, did you?"

"Eh… Why do you ask?" Kaminari queried cautiously.

"Because it could lead to catastrophic events and may completely destroy my TARDIS and could change the past and demolish the timeline," the Doctor said, jumbling all of his words into one sentence. "Buuut, since nothing seems wrong I will assume you didn't touch anything!"

Kaminari winced at his words. "Oh, r-really?" He spoke, a slight waver to his voice. "Yep! Th-then it's a good thing I didn't touch anything at all…!" He laughed nervously, quickly leaning down to tie his shoe, before realizing he was wearing flippity flops so instead he resorted to taking it off and attempting to balance it on his nose.

"Uh, bro, what are you doing?" Kirishima asked his yellow-haired friend as he tried and failed to keep the shoe suspended.

"He totally touched it." Sero face-palmed.

"You idiot!" Bakugou yelled, ready to squash Kaminari like a fly. "How could you be so dumb?!"

"Hey it was Mina too!" Kaminari crossed his arms indignantly, letting the shoe lie forgotten on the floor.

The Doctor's face paled. "Oh no. Oh no no no no no." He practically sprinted to the console, pressing buttons at lightning speed.

"This enough learning experience for you Cas?" Dean asked sarcastically with a tight smile.

"Don't worry," Cas said, strangely calm. "Even though the Doctor is a psychopath, he is a genius."

"At least he's not Dunce face." Bakugou spoke roughly, jerking his head accusingly towards Kaminari.

"Hey! I have a name!" The electric blonde cried in protest.

Mina wandered over to Cas. "Why do you hate this guy so much anyways?" She tilted her head curiously.

"Because he is always messing up the future by going to the past and then I have to go fix them. It's infuriating," Cas said, clenching his fists.

"Okay, I guess that makes sens-" She began before her eyes widened and she looked at Cas imploringly. "Wait, did you say he can go to the past?!" She asked, interrupting her own thought.

"Yes. And the future. His TARDIS is a time machine."

"Wow," She gaped at the man at the console. She turned back to Cas. "What is a..Turdus?"

"Well excuse me," the Doctor yelled from where he was working. "She is called a TARDIS, which stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space, thank you very much."

Dean gasped. "You call your ship a she? And you named her? I think I'm gonna like this guy."

"Ooo, someone said something about ships?" Mina asked quickly.

"Wrong type of ship, Mina," Sero sighed, Mina only shrugged and skipped to steal Kaminari's flip-flop, which still was left abandoned on the floor. Kaminari, not noticing his now-stolen shoe, waddled towards the Doctor, oblivious to the fact that he should probably wait for him to finish. "So you can time travel? Where have you been?" He asked with interest.

"Oh I've been everywhere," the Doctor said wistfully. "I've seen the beginning of the universe, and the end. It's quite beautiful. Would you like to go somewhere? I'm almost done fixing the mess you and your friends made."

"Eh- hey! Don't blame me! And uh, don't blame them either! Uhh, let's just all be friends and move on!" he said in a sarcastic sort of tone. "And, actually, I've always wondered if I went back through time if I would still be able to charge-" He began, but was abruptly cut off by Mina shoving him aside.

"You said that you are an alien, right?" she said excitedly. "I've always wondered what aliens were like...this means aliens are real, right?" She rambled giddily.

"Uh, I thought you said you were an alien…?" Sero side-eyed her skeptically.

"Well, yeah, but that's just a theory!" She shrugged.

"I am an alien," the Doctor said with his British accent. "My species are called the Time Lords, and I am from a planet called Gallifrey."

"Woahh," Mina gaped, taking all of this in. "How many planets are there?"

"Oh billions and billions," he replied wistfully. "Too many to count."

"I knew it!" Mina cried out in excitement. "No one ever believes me! Can we see aliens?"

"Mina, no," Kirishima sighed.

"Mina, YES!" Mina said in response. "Maybe they knew my parents!"

"Your parents aren't aliens, raccoon eyes." Bakugou growled at her through gritted teeth.

"I am the alien queen, I have a right to see my peoples!" She said dramatically, flicking a small tuft of pink hair out of her face.

"Hmmm," the Doctor hummed, crouching down to Mina and inspecting her. "You don't look like any alien I've seen. And I've seen everything! Unless you're some kind of new species that I don't know about! Are you?"

"I'm almost positive that my parents are Area 51 escapees!" She cried proudly.

"Area 51…" he pondered on that thought. "You mean Torchwood? Do they hide aliens there and do tests on them?"

"I-" Mina began, confused. "Well, yes, I'm pretty sure that's what they do, but what do you mean by 'Torchwood?'" She questioned.

"Ah, yes. You don't know anything about that do you? Torchwood is a secret organization of alien hunters. They do all these stupid and meaningless tests on innocent aliens. It's quite sad, really."

"What?" Mina exclaimed in shock. "That's terrible! Why would anyone do that to a poor defenseless alien?!"

The Doctor shrugged. "For information I would assume. But why would you need to do that when you have me?" After he said that he did a little spin with jazz hands.

Bakugou face-palmed while Mina and the others cheered gleefully. Once they settled down, Mina turned to the Doctor and asked hopefully. "Soo, do you think we could, possibly, see some aliens?"

"Of course! Where would you like to go?" the Doctor asked.

Cas immediately appeared at the Doctor's side, his invisible (only invisible to humans) wings flapping. "We are not going in the past. There are too many variables that could completely demolish the timeline."

"Well do you have to go into the past to see aliens?" Mina asked, her spirits high.

"Why, of course not! There are billions of aliens in the present time. Besides, you've messed up the timeline before, angel," the Doctor said, narrowing his eyes.

Cas averted eye contact. "Well, yes, but that was a mistake and I fixed it. Unlike you and your shenanigans."

Sero, Mina, and Kaminari's ears perked up at this.

"Oo, tea?" Kaminari asked, putting his finger to his chin.

"What did he do?" Mina questioned, wondering what the bean could have possibly done.

The Doctor shook his head. "Oh, he just made the Titanic not sink. No biggie. Except for the fact that the sinking Titanic was a major human event, and caused fifty thousand people to live."

"But I went back and corrected my mistake," Cas added quickly.

"I.." Sero stared at him. "Okay, but like how did you even do that?" He questioned with wide eyes.

"Time travel!" the Doctor exclaimed, jumping and grinning. "Castiel over here doesn't have enough power to travel all the time. I on the other hand can go to any time I want with this beauty!" He patted the TARDIS.

"Ooooh! That's amazing!" Mina cried intensely, saying the word 'amazing' way more violently than was necessary.

Kirishima looked around the TARDIS, taking in its massive interior. "How does this huge thing get from place to place anyways? Like, it looks enormous." He cocked his head to the side curiously, imagining what this thing could look like from the outside.

The Doctor frowned. "But didn't you… Ohhh Castiel teleported you in here, didn't he? Well, children, get ready for a big surprise!" He skipped happily towards the door to the TARDIS. "Follow me!"

"Uhh, okay..?" Kirishima said, more of a question rather than a statement, trailing the Doctor as he bounced to the door.

"Hey wait, I never agreed to this!" Bakugou protested angrily as he watched the rest of his group following the strange man.

"Yeah, but Kiri did!" Mina chimed happily as she passed the irritated blonde. He grumbled and followed them reluctantly.

Dean raised an eyebrow as he watched the teens follow the so-called "alien". "The hell are they going?" he muttered.

Sam shrugged. "I dunno, but I'm gonna follow them." Dean thought for a second, then shrugged as well. He and Sam followed the group.

"Where are we going?" Kaminari asked the Doctor as the alien in question paused in front of a door.

The Doctor grinned. He flung open the door and said, "Outside!"

Mina gasped overdramatically. "Wow! It's a tree!" She exaggerated.

"Bush Lives Matter, people," Sero said, kneeling down to hug the nearest bush, swatting away the oncoming feet of his friends.

"Ew, it's the outside world," Kaminari joked, stepping deliberately on a bush, much to Sero's dismay.

"No, no, not that," the Doctor said, mildly irritated. He stepped out of the TARDIS and swung his arms out. "This!" Kirishima turned around from where he stood, and his jaw flew open as he saw, not a huge structure, but a small, blue, police box.

"What the... but it's like..huge on the inside!" He said, perplexed, catching the attention of the others and drawing it to the rectangular box.

"What the hell?" Dean frowned. "What kind of idiotic joke is this?"

Bakugou, unfazed, merely stared behind them all and back at the box. "Why is it outside of my house?!" He growled. Mina stared at it in awe and got closer to poke it. Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Is this your UFO?!"

"She is not a UFO, she is a TARDIS. Haven't I told all of you this?" The Doctor massaged the arch of his nose. "You humans can be so stupid sometimes."

Kaminari, still in disbelief, stuck his head inside of the TARDIS, taking in it's open interior, then stood again outside, analyzing the box which was about the size of a large man.

"What the...I.. am I hallucinating?" He asked himself, bringing his fingers up to his temples in bewilderment. Sero looked at him and karate chopped him hard on the head.

"Ow- Hey! What was that for?" Kaminari questioned, rubbing his sore cranium.

"Just making sure you weren't hallucinating!" The black-haired boy grinned devilishly.

"Jeez, next time just pinch me or something.." Kaminari muttered quietly, but Sero still heard him.

"Whatever you say!" Sero clucked and leaned over, pinching his energetic friend just below his elbow, sending small electric shocks through them both as he did so.

"Wha- ouch! Hey, I didn't mean that literally!" Kaminari wined, wheeling around to face his friend with an indignant stare.

Sam ran his hand down the small blue box. "So… How does it work? Is it some kind of illusion? So that it doesn't draw attention? To be completely honest, this draws more attention than not. What, were you stuck in the sixties or something?"

The Doctor patted Sam on the back. "Good observation, lad. But you're wrong. My TARDIS isn't an illusion, it's bigger on the inside! She used to have something called a chameleon circuit which made her blend in with her surroundings, but it actually did break in the sixties. So now she's stuck as a police box!"

"But how is it bigger on the inside?" Dean grumbled. "That's, like, against every friggin law of logic."

"It's quite simple, really," the Doctor said, grinning. "You just put a big box inside a small box!"

Dean groaned. "I need a drink," he murmured, pulling a flask out of his pocket.

"Oi!" the Doctor yelled, slapping Dean's hand. "Never drink alcohol near my TARDIS, ya hear me? She doesn't like that!"

"How could you even know that?" he wondered aloud. "It's not like she talks or anything." He took a sip of the alcohol.

The Doctor scrunched up his face with anger like a pouting five year old. "Castiel! Come over here and control your boyfriend. He's being a nuisance."

"I- wha?" Dean started. "He's not-"

"Oh c'moooon!" Mina said teasingly. "Don't try to deny it!" She said, clapping Dean on the shoulder.

They heard a flapping noise behind Dean. "Deny what?" Cas asked with his gravelly voice.

"Oh, nothing really, we were just talking to your boyfr-" Mina began before being interrupted by a red-faced Dean.

"Best friend! She was going to say best friend. That's all we are," he said, glaring at Mina.

"Yeah, keep telling yourself that," The pink skinned girl remarked slyly, a mischievous grin creeping up her face.

The Doctor groaned. "All this ushy-gushy stuff is making me nauseous. Let's get back to the TARDIS and go on an adventure!" He bounded back through the entrance of the blue box.

"YAAY!" Kaminari cried, running in quickly after him.

"Ooh, sound cool!" Kirishima noted, walking towards the box. "Mina, you need to lay off the shipping," he said as he passed his pink friend.

"NEVER!" She exclaimed gleefully, throwing her hands into the air and going in the box, muttering quietly to herself. "Good thing they haven't found the fanfictions,"

"Eh? Did you say something, Mina?" Kirishima called over his shoulder.

"Oh! Uh, nothing!" She said quickly, nervously tucking a loose tuft of hair behind her ear.

Sero, having heard her, stared at her strangely. He sighed. "Remind me never to go through your phone,"

She giggled devilishly and turned away, leaving Sero to clamber haphazardly into the tall blue structure.

Sam tried to pretend that he didn't witness what Mina said. He blinked rapidly and slowly followed Sero. Cas, still wondering why Dean seemed so skittish, teleported himself and Dean into the time machine.

AN: YAYAYAY THE DOCTOR IS HERE! (it's the eleventh Doctor in case you were wondering). Who KNOWS what they can do with the TARDIS hehehe... Also DESTIEL!

And if you are wondering about the Bush Lives Matter thing, it's an inside joke that me and PopRocksandPigeons have :D

Thanks for reading!

Also next week is Christmas, so I won't be posting until the Sunday after New Year's, which is January 3, 2020! So Merry early Christmas and Happy early New Year's!