A/N: Whats this? An update? Wwwhhhaaatt? Hahahahaoiwdhilawdh I AM SO SORRY I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD TAKE THIS LONG TO WRITE ONE CHAPTER BUT I HOPE THAT LONG WAIT WAS WORTH THIS CHAPTER-
Anyway, enjoy :D
Chapter 8 SHIP WAR
"You can say that again! What just happened?" Kaminari spoke, trying to process all of the events from the last few hours.
Mina was doubled over in hyena-like laughter, as she tried to catch her breath.
"Y-your expressions are priceless!" she managed to wheeze out as everyone glared at her.
"At least I got my shoe back…" Kaminari mumbed angrily, embarrassed that they were fooled so easily.
Castiel tipped his head and squinted at Mina. "I can usually tell when people are lying, but with you I couldn't." He stepped closer to her raising an eyebrow. "Why is that?"
"Well you guys never really questioned me, so I didn't have to lie." The pink-skinned girl shrugged after regaining her posture.
He studied her for a moment before slowly walking backwards, muttering something unintelligible under his breath.
Sero yawned. "Is anyone else tired?" he asked, taking his helmet off to rub his eye.
The Doctor jumped over to Sero, grinned like a lunatic. "Tired? You guys get tired? I thought since you have some kind of power or something you wouldn't really need sleep." Without waiting for an answer, he continued, "I can bring you back safe and sound to a couple minutes after we left!"
"Really? What happened to 'it has a mind of its own'?" Sam mocked him with a slight smirk.
"Well first of all, she has a mind of her own, but that's not the point. I got you here, didn't I? I'm sure I can get you back."
"Oooo, really? Ya, isn't it getting kind of late?" Sero questioned.
"Heh, late?" Kaminari stared at Sero with a crazed sort of look. He grabbed the black-haired boy's shoulders, shaking them violently as he said, "Time doesn't exist if I'm not looking at the clock."
Sero forced himself out of his energetic friend's grip.
"Yeah, I'm actually kinda hungry.." Kirishima laughed, his stomach rumbling.
"That's the spirit!" Dean exclaimed, clapping Kirishima on the back. "Who says we go back to McDonalds to get a bite to eat?"
"Ooh, I like the sound of that!" Mina perked up. "Back to McDonalds we go!" She cheered, throwing her hands in the air.
"You guys are always hungry," Bakugou growled.
"And you're always angry! Seems fair, right?" Kaminari chirped.
"Alright then, we have a plan!" the Doctor rushed to the TARDIS, which had appeared when everyone was teleported back into the lobby. He forced the doors open dramatically, literally vibrating with excitement. "C'mon, c'mon, hurry up! Adventure awaits!"
"Food!" Kaminari screeched, practically throwing himself into the TARDIS.
"Calm down before you spontaneously combust!" Sero called after him, following him into the blue structure, the others trailing behind.
The Doctor skipped over to the console, petting and muttering greetings to it. He started to flip switches and press buttons, until he abruptly stopped and looked up at the group. "Anyone remember the coordinates…?" he asked sheepishly.
Sam put a hand up to his forehead and sighed loudly. "So you're saying that you actually can't get us back there?"
"Does the TARDIS have a GPS?" Kaminari asked as he bounced around the ship.
"Pfffft of course it does," the Doctor chuckled nervously. "It's, uh, it's just broken right now, heh…"
"Ah, we're stuck aren't we.." Kirishima sighed, looking around at his comrades.
"Whaaat? No of course we aren't stuck! Aha! I just remembered the coordinates. Silly me, how could I forget! Lemme just…" He started to frantically smash buttons.
Cas narrowed his eyes and stated the obvious, "He's lying."
"Uh oh... Do you even know what any of those buttons do?" Sero asked the Doctor.
"Yes of course! This is … this is uh…" He stared blankly at the console. "A blue… thingy. And this one is a … opener door switchy." He looked back up at Sero. "See! I know what I'm doing."
"We're all gonna die," Sam stated blandly with no emotion on his face.
"Well I mean at least the Doctor dude's smarter than Denki! But that's not saying much.." Kirishima shrugged nonchalantly.
"He may be smart, but that doesn't mean he's not stupid," Castiel said, glowering at the Doctor.
"Guess we're in the same boat then!" Kaminari said happily, slinging his arm around the Doctor's neck.
He grinned at Kaminari, throwing his arms up. "Yay! New friends!"
"This is not the time to celebrate," Dean growled, tapping his fingers against the wall. He was still terrified of the fact that the TARDIS had to fly to move, but he wasn't going to show his weakness to the others.
"It's always a time to celebrate!" Mina chirped, pulling a handful of confetti out of her pocket, as the colorful space suits they wore earlier disappeared when they boarded the TARDIS.
Dean grumbled unintelligibly, too focused on steadying his breathing to respond to the energetic girl.
"Anyway," the Doctor said, clapping his hands. "I promise to get you guys home, I believe these were the correct coordinates…" This time, instead of randomly hitting the console, he seemed to be deep in focus.
That was only for a few seconds. He slumped his shoulders and sighed, "I give up."
"You have the attention span of a fruit fly," Bakugou scowled with an irritated eye-roll.
"Give the poor man a break! I'd like to see you try to run that thing, you only pay attention if it's about Kirishima anyways," Mina retorted with a devious smirk.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY, RACCOON EYES? I'LL-"
"Hey Bakugou, do you have a frying pan?" Kirishima asked, not really paying attention to their previous conversation.
Bakugou diverted his attention to the red-heads question before turning to respond, forgetting about Mina all together.
Mina just stared at him before grinning.
"I rest my case," she said, clasping her hands together.
"It's the same with Dean," Sam smirked. "Like, he'll be focused on something then ask where Cas is. Or Cas would walk in and he would immediately greet him."
"That's what Bakugou does!" Mina said gleefully. "Isn't that right Blasty?" she added, addressing the angry blonde.
"Haah?" the boy in question, who wasn't paying attention to her anymore, turned to face her again.
"Oh yeah, what were you guys talking about before I got here anyway?" Kirishima asked curiously.
"Oh nothing, just about how you're boyfrei-" Mina started, but was abruptly interrupted by an angry kick in the shins from Bakugou.
"I was just wondering," he said quickly, trying to come up with something as his face grew red. "When... we're going to leave! That's all.."
Sam chuckled and shook his head, "You're just as bad as Dean."
Mina gasped as she spotted something familiar on the ground.
"Doctor! I think your bowtie fell off when the suits disappeared!"
His eyes widened as he immediately put a hand up to his neck. "It did? Why, I didn't even notice."
Mina picked it up and examined it before handing it to the Doctor.
"You have a very nice bowtie," she said with an exaggerated British accent and a light bow of the head.
The Doctor grinned and said, "Why thank you, I have many more." He adjusted it to his liking. "Would you like one?"
She gasped as her eyes lit up with excitement.
"Uhm, yes!" she exclaimed, practically bouncing with excitement.
"Alrighty then, follow me!" he shouted, racing down one of the hallways of the TARDIS.
"But aren't we trying to get back to our normal time?" Castiel asked, performing his signature confused expression.
"Apparently not," Dean grunted, actually somewhat relieved.
"Soon soon," the Doctor said from halfway down the hallway. "But priorities first, Destiel! Getting a bowtie for this young lady is much more important than getting back!"
"Who's … Destiel?" Cas wondered quietly.
Sam attempted to hold back his laughter, failing miserably. "Its- its your ship name," he said between chuckles.
"OMG YOU GUYS HAVE A SHIP NAME?!" Mina squealed in utter joy. "Kirishima and Bakugou have one too, it's Kiribaku and-"
"SHUT UP OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FACE OFF SO HARD, THEY'LL BE PIECING YOU BACK TOGETHER FOR WEEKS!" Bakugou, who had overheard them, started screeching. Kirishima had to quickly hold him back, so as to not result in any casualties from the explosive blonde.
"Bakugou, calm down! Don't get so worked up about it," Kirishima chuckled nervously. "But uh, he's right Mina, we're just good bros!" he added hastily, his beginning to turn crimson.
Mina just looked at him in disbelief.
"'Just good bros?'" she repeated blankly, making air quote symbols with her fingers. "Okay then, tell me if you thought of him as 'just a good bro' at 4 AM last night when you called me to fangirl-" she began, but her sentence was never finished as Kirishima, who's face had gone almost as red as his hair, let Bakugou free of his grip, allowing him to rain down on his pink-haired friend. Kaminari followed him, taking on Kirishima's usual role of Bakugou Murder Prevention. He grabbed the back of Bakugou's shirt, holding him at arm's length as if he was poisonous.
"Do you happen to have a cage around here?" Kaminari asked, a slight tremor to his voice as he eyed Bakugou cautiously.
"I'm not sure," the Doctor said, tapping his chin. "This place is so big sometimes I lose track of what's here and what's not here… We do have a library! And a pool! And a pool in a library!"
"A pool?" Dean asked, excitement shining in his eyes.
"In a library?" Sam added, equally as excited.
Dean shook his head, "You and your books Sammy."
"What do you mean? You love books."
"Wait I'm still confused," Cas interrupted the brothers' 'argument'. "Why are you guys naming ships? The only ship we have is the TARDIS. And why would you be naming it Kiribaku or Destiel?"
Mina let out a series of inhumane fangirl noises after she recovered from almost being attacked, and realizing what Cas had said.
"He-" she paused, waving her hands around violently in between words. "Is- A- Bean," She stopped and took a deep breath. "Why can't we have more innocent beans like him?!"
Cas scrunched up his face, her comment only making him more confused. "I am not a bean."
"Ok, let me explain," Sam said, taking a deep breath to control his laughter. "A ship name is a name that you give two people who are in a relationship, or who you want to be in a relationship. An example of that is you and Dean-"
"NO!" Dean yelled, abruptly interrupting Sam. "No. We are not talking about that again."
Cas blinked innocently. "I would like to hear more, Sam."
Dean stared at Cas with an incredulous expression. "You really don't. Please don't get him sucked into this, Sammy."
"Too late for that! Anyway, an example of a ship name is Destiel, which is your name and Dean's name combined."
"But we are in a relationship," Cas stated.
Dean's face starts to turn red. "We are?"
"OMG, YOU ARE?!" Mina screeched and jumped up loudly, glee radiating out of her.
"Yes. We are best friends, aren't we? Dean says I'm like a brother to him."
"Yes! See Sam? Exactly! I'm like a brother to him. Nothing more, nothing less," Dean said hastily.
Mina gaped at them, her entire disposition shifting.
"Okay I'm not into this whole shipping thing," Bakugou began with a deadpan, being significantly calmer than earlier. "But even I can tell two oblivious idiots when I see them. And here I was thinking you couldn't be any stupider than Discount Pikachu!" He finished with a huff, and the Kaminari in question let out a noise of much offense.
"See, even Boom Boom Boy agrees! That's like a miracle!" Mina spoke, sounding like a deflated balloon.
"Yeah Dean!" Sam nudged his brother. "Just man up and admit your undying love for your 'best friend'."
Dean said nothing and glowered at the floor.
Mina giggled violently. "Don't worry, it'll happen eventually, just you wait…" She grinned wildly and cackled like a madman.
Castiel squinted at Mina, looking like a cat staring confused at an empty wall. He still didn't entirely grasp the whole shipping … thing. And he didn't understand his feelings for Dean - if it was platonic love or romantic love, he couldn't tell the difference. Maybe Dean feels something more than platonic, he was blushing. A lot. No… he must've been embarrassed. This thought made Castiel's heart sink. Dean was definitely just embarrassed at the absurd assumption of them being in a relationship.
The Doctor gasped suddenly, changing the subject. "Mina! I've found the perfect bowtie for you!" He pulled out a red bowtie from a drawer that was full of the exact same red bowties. He grinned and held it out to her. "Do you like it?"
She turned around, her eyes lighting up with excitement once they landed on the bowtie. She jumped up, running to take it from him and immediately fastening it around her neck.
"Like it? No, I love it!" She practically shouted. "Omg, we're twins now!" She exclaimed to the Doctor, still admiring her own bowtie.
"Your bowties are great but uh, I'm starving... can we go to Mcdonalds now?" Kirishima asked, feeling his stomach vibrate in agreement.
The Doctor's head snapped up at Kirishima. "Oh, right. Yes. McDonalds! McDonalds, McDonalds, McDonalds…" He blinked and looked at everyone with an expression that would seem like excitement at first glance; but anyone who knew the Doctor even a little bit would know that it definitely wasn't excitement. "Alright then!" He jumped up to the console and rapidly clicked buttons.
"Oh no," Cas muttered, shaking his head. "He's got that face on again."
Dean turned sharply towards the angel. "What face? What do you mean?"
"That face." Cas pointed towards the Doctor with a worried expression.
"That's his normal face," Dean said, glaring at the alien who was currently jumping around like a mad man.
"No, this is his face when he has no plan and he's just doing whatever crazy idea comes to his mind."
"How could you even know that?" Dean's eyes flared. "You've only seen him once before. You can't know him that well."
"Actually-"
"Don't you dare tell me you travelled with this lunatic the first time you met him."
"I did," Cas stated, furrowing his brows. "Is that a bad thing?"
Dean put a hand up to his face and pinched the arch of his nose. "Yes, Cas. Yes it is."
"Why?"
"Because you could've gotten hurt!"
"I can't get hurt from an alien, Dean."
Dean's expression faltered, "Well, how could you have known that?"
"Awww," Sam smirked. "Is someone jealous?"
"Not jealous!" Dean aggressively pointed at his younger brother. "Just worried that Cas is gonna make a stupid decision. Again."
"Oh so you're jealous and overprotective." Sam nodded. "I see."
"No need to be like that Dean!" the Doctor yelled from across the TARDIS. "Your boyfriend isn't my type. And," he waved his hands wildly, "he was with me! I'm the safest person to be around!"
"Clearly.." Bakugou muttered as he analyzed his situation. In a strange blue police box, with an alien thing that has a strange bowtie obsession and is said to be a sociopath, along with some angel with his dense boyfriend. Yes, very safe indeed.
"Omg, jealous and overprotective? That sounds like Bakugou! Just add murderous tendencies and it'll be perfect!" Mina piped happily, giggling like a madman.
"EXCUSE ME?" Bakugou started, turning his usual angry glare towards Mina. She wasn't at all fazed, in fact her grin grew wider. She was clearly used to this.
"Uh guys-" Kirishima started, before any casualties could occur.
"You're not off the hook either Kiri," Kaminari began smirking at Kirishima's confused but nervous expression.
"Uh, what..?" The red-haired boy asked warily, unsure of what to expect.
"Blasty can't go anywhere without you sticking to him like Sero taped you on," Kaminari grinned mischievously.
"Wha-? No I-"
"Oh calm down, it's like the Doctor said, I'm not into murderers. In fact, I'm pretty sure you're the only one who can stand him," The yellow-haired boy said.
Dean smirked and looked between Kirishima and Bakugou. "Hmm, I kinda see it. I haven't even been paying attention, but by what Pikachu has said it's pretty obvious now."
Sam dug his nails into his palm. "And you and Cas aren't?" he practically yelled. "You steal glances at each other every. Day. And it gets so, so annoying. SO JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY!"
Everyone stared at the usually calm Sam with wide eyes, temporarily stunned from the sudden outburst.
"I… I think you two have finally cracked him," the Doctor muttered.
"Heh yeah, you can say that again…" Kaminari spoke quietly.
"Well…" Mina said, quickly recovering from the initial shock. She walked over to Dean, elbowing him in the side.
"I dunno, but if I were you, I would take his advice!" she smiled smugly, her eyebrows resembling worms as they wiggled up and down her forehead.
Dean gulped nervously, his face flushing. "I- I don't- What?" He gave her an anxious little laugh.
She looked at his nervous expression, and doubled over in hyena-like laughter.
"Oh-" she puffed as she vainly tried to regain her breath. "Oh my gosh you should see your face right now-!" she managed to say. She took a few breaths and looked at the red-faced man.
"Don't worry, you'll get together soon, trust me," the pink-haired girl sighed a little too confidently. "It is inevitable."
Sam snapped his head over to Mina and chuckled manically. "Oh Mina, Mina, Mina. They've been pining for each other for ten years. Ten. Years." He grabbed her shoulders and shook her. "DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT IS?"
"Oh gosh, I don't think I would be able to survive that.." She uttered with a sort of shocked expression. She turned towards Dean's rose red cheeks and Cas's mostly confused face.
"You guys need to become canon before this poor man spontaneously combusts," she said with a mostly deadpan tone.
"He can't," Cas said, his voice completely serious. "That's not humanly possible."
"True, but we aren't all human here, so it could still be possible!" Kaminari piped from where he stood near the wall.
The Doctor stopped what he was doing on the console when Kaminari said 'aren't all human'. "Yes! There's…" he trailed off, slowly counting how many not human beings there were. "There's two, including me, unless she's an alien. Then there's three of us!" He skipped over to Cas and slung an arm around his shoulders. "We're non-human buddies!"
Cas, not knowing how to accurately respond to affection, stood there uncomfortably like the socially awkward little angel he is. Dean, however, shot daggers with his eyes at the Doctor. He thought he was being subtle with his jealousy. As any passerby could clearly tell, he was not being subtle, quite the opposite actually.
Mina was about to join the two, and explain to them how of course she was an alien, and how they dared to question that, when she caught a glimpse of Dean's cold, dead stare.
"Jeez dude, no one's tryna steal your man…" Kaminari, who also had noticed the man's frightening expression, said with an eyebrow raised. "With that murderous glare, you could even give Blasty's a run for his money!" He added with a playful smirk.
Cas turned to see what the yellow-haired boy was talking about, and tilted his head at Dean. The said man was ignoring everything around him and mentally listing every kind of torture tactic he could think of while the Doctor's arm was still around Cas' shoulders.
"Are you ok Dean?" he asked quietly.
Dean was immediately snapped out of his very disturbing and graphic thoughts. "Yeah. Yeah I'm fine," he said, the homicidal rage a little too obvious in his voice.
The Doctor chuckled and smirked, knowing exactly what he was doing. "Are you sure you both aren't together? Because if you're not I would love to spend some more time with Cassie here…" He turned towards Mina and winked at her, silently letting her know his plan.
Mina's eyes went wide as she realized what the devious Doctor was doing. She grinned mischievously before putting on an innocent expression.
"Yeah, you guys could go to some fancy restaurant with suits and stuff!" She suggested. And just in case Dean couldn't catch a hint, she added, "It could be like a date!"
Dean snapped his head towards Mina, giving her a warning look. "A… What?"
Sam, who was observing from afar, knew what Mina and the Doctor's plan was. He tried stifling his laughter as he said, "Yeah, Dean you don't mind if the Doctor and Cas go on a little date… You always support me, so surely Cas wouldn't be different…"
Castiel squinted at the Doctor and tilted his head. "I've never been on a real date before." He studied the expressions of the people surrounding him, slowly and carefully. After the long, suspenseful silence, Cas smiled. "I can go with you."
Dean's jaw dropped and his eyebrows raised. "You… you're going on a date… With him? You said you hated him!"
"Hate is a strong word Dean," the Doctor exclaimed, patting the angry and very confused blonde on the back.
"Oh my gosh, this is great! Isn't this great, Dean?" Mina said with over exaggerated excitement. She gasped, "We have to start planning! Kami, Sero, you know what to do. Oo, Dean, do you want to help?"
Dean gritted his teeth and dug his nails into his palm. "Fine," he grumbled, almost unintelligible.
"Hmmm?" Mina hummed in faux confusion. "What was that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you!" She blinked innocently.
"I SAID FINE!" Dean shouted, throwing up his arms dramatically and glaring sharply at Mina. "I'll go research something, I guess," he mumbled, storming away farther into the TARDIS.
The pink-haired girl smirked as she watched him storm away.
"Oooh, Cas do you realize what you just did?" she asked and then dissolved out into a chaotic laughter.
"Yes," Cas said simply, a grin forming on his face.
"Well it seems Dean is the only one who doesn't know once again," Sam sighed, failing to contain his chuckles.
"Cas isn't as oblivious as I thought huh? Guess Dean's the dense one then!" Kaminari laughed, throwing his head back.
"That-" Mina said between chortles. "That worked a lot better than I thought it would!"
"So now that we have a way to make Destiel canon," Sam leaned towards Mina, rubbing his hands together with an evil grin, "we need a way to make them a thing." He gestured to Kirishima and Bakugou who were off to the side wondering what in the world had just happened.
"Oh yes, I've been planning this for months," she cackled, clapping her hands together, watching the pair intently.
"Hey guys, why don't we go to McDonald's and have your date! Let's just hope the ice cream machine isn't broken, like always…" Kaminari exclaimed, muttering the last part to himself, also completely oblivious to their plan.
"Oh!" the Doctor shouted, causing everyone to jump.
"Ah! What?" Kirishima flinched, obviously startled.
"I just hadn't talked in a while so I had to make a noise!" the mad man with a box explained at a fast pace. He jumped towards the console and started clicking random buttons for the third or fourth time this chapter. "So! To McDonalds we go! Hah, that rhymed."
"That makes it true! Off to McDonald's we go!" Mina cheered, referring to the Doctor's accidental rhyme.
"We should make a chant out of that, like to McDonalds we go… Joe? Wait that doesn't make sense there's no Joe here… Moe? Poe? Bob? No that doesn't even rhyme-"
His ramble was interrupted by a very impatient moose who grabbed him aggressively by his shirt. "Doctor I swear to Chuck if you don't hurry up I'll bend your kneecaps backwards. We need to see Destiel finally become canon."
"So are we finally going to get food?" Kirishima asked, lighting up like a Christmas tree.
"Yes, yes," the Doctor said, backing away from Sam. He was now slightly terrified of the moose because of his odd warning. "McDonalds. We are going to McDonalds. No need to break anyone's kneecaps Sammy boy."
"You don't know that yet," Sam said with a blank face that was kind of horrifying. "You just better hope your plan works."
"Vamonos! To the land of fries and nuggets!" Kaminari exclaimed with excitement.
"Not just yet, we need to make Kiribaku canon too!" Mina said, mostly joking.
Kirishima's excited face fell to one that read 'seriously?'
"Oh my gosh Mina," he sighed. He leaned over, pecking the angry blonde on the cheek lightly, before turning away quickly as if it never happened.
"Alright, let's go!" he said, trying to look confident, but still red in the face.
"I uh… well okay then..!" Mina said, as she didn't expect anything to actually happen. "Welp, I don't see any other reason we shouldn't leave, Doctor you know what to do!" She turned away into the corner before proceeding to fangirl violently.
Sam pouted and crossed his arms. "Why couldn't my OTP happen that quickly," he grumbled.
"Aww poor Sammy," the Doctor patted Sam's shoulder. "Don't worry! It will happen soon enough. My plan will work and no one's kneecaps will be bent backwards!"
Sam turned to glare at the overly optimistic Timelord. "We'll see."
The Doctor flinched away from Sammy. "Well anyways we probably should get going now and finish this chapter because the authors haven't updated in a month and this entire chapter has been complete nonsense."
"Hey don't take this out on us," FezBowtieCat said, crossing her arms. "You guys are the ones who we're obsessed with. And those two idiot couples over there who are too oblivious to realize each other's feelings are to blame as well."
"Who the heck-"
"Yeah, it's not like this was supposed to happen…" PopRocksandPigeons added, glaring at the fictional characters surrounding her. "You guys were supposed to try to go to McDonalds but then-" PopRocksandPigeons began before realizing she was about to spoil the non-existent plot of the story. "I mean… you're going to make it to McDonalds just fine… now get going!" She commanded. When no one made a move, she let out an exasperated huff.
"Welp if no one else is going to do it, I guess I will." She grinned before pressing random buttons and pulling random levers on the TARDIS's console. The author began to giggle chaotically as the blue box began to shake, knocking everyone off of their balance.
"Have fun!" FezBowtieCat said gleefully to the Doctor's horrified face.
The two authors suddenly disappeared after their evil cackles, leaving the characters to deal with the mess they created.
Dean stumbled back into the console room, looking disheveled. He gripped the railing and shouted, "Why didn't you guys warn me you were going to start flying?"
The Doctor, who knew there was never a fourth wall, still looked shocked. "I… I didn't do anything. It was the authors…"
"See. This is why you don't acknowledge those two," Cas muttered, facepalming. "They are completely insane."
"Really? I couldn't tell," Bakugou asked sarcastically through gritted teeth as he clung to the wall like a lifeline.
"I dunno, they seemed kinda fun!" Kaminari laughed before losing his footing and face-planting into the ground.
Dean, who was still scared, raised his voice again. "Who- who was here? What the actual hell happened? I was literally gone for like, five minutes."
"Basically the fourth wall has been demolished and there is no going back," the Doctor stated simply.
"What… y'know I'm not even gonna try. Cas can you…" Dean trailed off, remembering that Cas was going on a 'date' with the Doctor.
"Does anyone know where we're going?" Sero asked as he tripped over Kaminari, who was still on the ground, which sent him tumbling downwards.
"Nope!" the Doctor exclaimed, popping the 'p'. "Absolutely no clue!"
"Jeez, I'm gonna kill whoever thought it was a good idea to give this guy this magical flying box thing," Bakugou growled, ignoring Kirishima, who had grabbed the blonde's arm to stop himself from falling.
"Haha don't worry no one gave this to me!" the Doctor laughed maniacally, "I stole it!"
Before anyone could react to his statement, the TARDIS made this really weird and alien sounding noise. The authors don't know how the group didn't notice the loud and deafening sound the first time they landed, don't blame them they forgot. They all violently fell to the ground with a thump.
"Why do time machines have to fly," Dean groaned. "Someone really should have warned me about this."
Sam gasped dramatically, "Is Dean, the man who shows no weakness, admitting to a fear? Wow, character development."
Dean glared at Sam and didn't respond.
"We're flying but what are we flying through?" Kaminari asked, speaking to no one in particular.
"Uh I dunno, time?" Sero shrugged in response.
"No no, it can't be that, time is just a lie created by humans so that things make sense!" the excitable blonde quipped in response.
The Doctor poofed into their conversation with a grin, "Well if humans made up time so things can make sense, it's not doing its job very well. Time makes time-travel which causes everything to be all wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey."
"Uh, guys? Where are we?" Kirishima asked, as he had already cracked open the door. On the other side, a boy with snowy white hair and piercing blue eyes stared back at Kirishima with wide eyes. His arms were wrapped around two others, one with black hair and the other with bouncy orange hair, both of them facing away from the TARDIS. They sat on a rickety wooden bed, the green unkempt sheets dipping below them.
"Well McDonalds of course!" the Doctor exclaimed, bursting through the doors of his time machine. He blinked at the three children and jumped up with way too much excitement. "Look! People! Hello there! We are at McDonalds, correct?"
The boy who was facing them didn't respond, his jaw was slack and his icy blue eyes were glazed with confusion.
Mina stepped out of the TARDIS, inspecting the room and the perplexed expression on the foreign boy's face.
"Uh, I have a funny feeling this isn't McDonalds…"
A/N: Was this chapter worth waiting over a month? If you can't tell, me and PopRocksAndPigeons wer sleep deprived while writing the end of this chapter. HAHAHAHAH THERES NO FOURTH WALL JWBKDHBKQABH
aNYWAY- I'm so sorry for how long it took us to write this. And look its a Friday what a weird day to update... GOSH DARN IT WE SHOULD'VE POSTED THIS ON VALENTINE'S DAY THAT WOULD'VE BEEN PERFECT NOOOOOO
Welp thanks for reading this chaotic chapter and don't trust me when I say this will be updated next week cuz that would be a big fat lie- I hope you liked all of the ship stuff :D Oh yeah, and our whole idea thing... If you don't know what Fandom those three characters are from, that's ok because that will be explained in the next chapter that we have not started yet. Heres a hint for the Fandom: :3
Uh idk what else to say... Have a great day (or night idk where y'all live) I guess? :D :3