oki now we bak insid of da turdas and it suddenly poofes outta h=where everyien else was a dn appears in a random place in that uhgly thing we calll amuraca.
"Waho is tis amarici?" da tadas tinked aloudn. sHE gapend at ald da grwn stofs arojnd it and den gapsd. It has found da evel tingy caled a sun. sa sin ueds its amajiiik poers of blidny bild to attaky tak da tardy turd.
Da atacc was efactive. Da toodas became sadge aftor da san was big meanie. But faer not for dde azmazing ting is abot to hapenn. Litle did da teerfis kno dat her soon to be "bes fren" wood sav her frm da eval suun.
Bnahg capwo wetn smetgin dta da trafid hred form soemhwer. shE loked aroundand saw dat a ucte but laso vrey vryre pretty car.
Da shine car domehw tuned arond and gabe da trradif a smikr dat wwas briter den da son, but nwot da menie sun. Da pwetty cawr den use d her makkjikkal pwetie car powers to pelt da mwineae sun wid ✨majikal raibnowe skittles✨ . iT wos vewuy aaffectiv. De sen becamed very sadge nad decided to go and do someeting good wd its depressing, miserable life, and wnet to join da Phil Cult.
Bak to da tagrif where da car was smilien at her. "WuT aer u?" da bluu boxy akes. I dony knw how she spoke if shes a boxy, btu do not quedttion da laws of bluu boxyy.
"I is le majikal impalala lady!" De shoiny car said. dA cor speeked as well, dont as hwo or yuo shwla be hippity hoppity thrown off this property. Dis was da mwomnet da turoals kkew, dis must be le gay panik. Dnea had dem all da time, mosrly arond daa strane homosexual angle man. Da tutldas gapled at le shoiny acr, wating its totally existing majikal flowy hair gt caitht in le breese.
"w-wooow da-das ceeewwwlll," le trwedas sturredd, a bloosh froming on hre wndiows cuz tafiers don hav cheks.
Da cra, aka imaplalala, aske, "hav u sen Deahed? eh poofdd an dnow he gon an i sadge."
Oh nu! le tardrie thougt, nu sadge only hapy. "Ye i saw Dennie he actuly cme in me wit da long hiard moose an le gae angle."
"ooOOooOo," da impalalalala leaned tarowds de tirdes an grined, "waz der any juicy jiucy tea?"
"I-i mwen dere w-wanst teah bat dey hased chettoes!" Da turtles repledd thinkmfuly, nut undesdant wot le Impalalalalala meaned, stiwl stutrern stilgthy out of le gay panik.
" dey haye chetroes?" le impalalalalalala gasspd.
"yEsh, andi dey woas ✨sporly✨ too!" Le tondoas exclained, de excite filing hr tone. "Dey all looked happis, dey was smoilig liek dwis, ':D' "
"evn le gyaae ranbibo angl was smiloning?" d shoniy crar siads, reh jwa dfroping.
"Yaaa! Espt he wes smalingd lake dis, '(つ✧ω✧)つ'!" Da twoodus sqekde, besomien bowncty.
"He wazz/? woww i neeber hav sen hm leik da waz denaie smoilkkng to?"
"yez i tink so cuz woh woodnt smilee wehn etaign chheitres?"
"gOOod piont," le noe an onyl impalalalalalalala siad. "nAYwya u wana go ota piza palce?"
Da tuuradsas blooshed, nto excepting da shoony cra to aks hre da. "whA- uh whaT u maen meh?"
"yse fo curos u hwo esle?"
"wlell i don- i donnu. Ye lessa go to le majjickal pizza palsec!"
"Wahooey!" da impalalalalalalalala ecaliendd an jupmed pu wit joi. sudenlt da teo car boxxy tingies wer majikcally poofeed into a majikkal pizaa pclase clalled Sushi and Octagon Man's Closet Pizza on Le Chez Mooon.
Da twodkuskjhmg stard aruodn in waoh.
"Wowe skadoosh woah it be so ✨sporkly✨!" le twondadonk gaplsed in amazingnes. "Is dis relay da Moon of Le Chez?" da tardtippytap aksled exitemently, pokloing its top lihgt tingy trou da wondow and loking at da eval outside wurld. Epet here it not eval becausese it is Le Chez Moon. da tupalurp's eyes widlened in wowment when it seeed two floofy bals of floof at le tabel outsid e le returasetl. It wos le majikal Phiki! Da Phiki wos practilcaly and litnerlaly raidninatin ✨sporkles✨ as dey ✨sporkled✨. Bweorfre loking bak at le impapalalalalalalalala, le terffuers swa aother majickkal tingy ting. It wsa a Lord Phil Shrine! Woahweow dis palce is azmazig! Da toopaloopidy toughted in shooketh.
"Ya, isnt it just azmazig!" Da impalalalalalalalalalala escmaled, almssot as if in repsond to da tarabopidy's tinked.
"WOmpwow did i say dat owut luod?" de twirlywirly asked?
"Nu, i readed ur mind, i is da majik impalaalalalalalalalalalala aftr all, i cna do anytingy!" Da impalaalalalalalalalalalalala smoild causind da tardindydong to go a sdahe of red. Uh oh, i musht resist le gey panik then… da twodadoid thouted. Da impalaalalalalalalalalalalalala just giggled and wemt to le cuonrt.
Le teererifs floowed shoony cra, btue on da wae da boxxy box swa an emo octagon presoen wit blakc hira wihth whit tiosp. Yb hsi sifde adws ;e suhdi manne hwo wa pure whirte hria. Dey wrer holginf hdnas, ande da terrigds lkoode at dem in awwww.
"oLlK prettu shinot caer!" le bluu boxxy csremed, "raenT dye adeorbale!?"
De impalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalala truned reh hdae and hda le smea fcea of awww. "awwWw dee r ad mowst cutrest tingye i ve ver sneen!" da cra aldo trnued oto lkook at da tertyhfds. "buT neot as cuter sa uu. UwU"
Ad tyatredis poorfed ninto a tomoaato, an tired hiddning her tommoaoto faecc. "Th-thhank u." da boxxy loooekd leikd dis OwO.
"heY alsoleo," da impappalalalalalalalalalalalaala conitirened, "hAwt." sHe winKed eVne tho shsh a shoony cra she cna winky wnk.
Da tdferfds blooshled enven moree,and stutrerd, "m-my n-nam is acutsally Sexy. wELl i mean dats whct le mNA wOh sotle me cllass me."
"Ur onewr maned u toooo?" le impalalallalalalalallalalalalalalla siad wit supriece. "Mnie nmaend me Baby. uYo cna cale me htata ttoo."
De terefedic wsa blooshin so hrad hse flet leki she wsa goning to excplsde.
"doN wooorey u wonnt exxpxlaide!" da impalallalaallalalalalalalalalalalala, ro Baby, sadi. "Ill be heerere to prtecc u :3"
O, me fwrogtndeds she cuold do dtsa… el tgerreia thoouted.
"I is majikal i cna d g!" da impalalalaallalalalalalalallalalalalala stdaned. Da twopdydo and da impalallalaallalalalalalalalalalalalalala masde da wya to le coubtwree, dnot asnk me hwo, dye downt have legs alson i tink ey already wnet over thor but to bad. Da impalallalaallalalalalalalalalalalalalalala olkeded at de mnewu nda odnerd da Demons Special, Pizza with Fresh Slabs of Connie Meat as topping
(I- fReSh CoNnIe nOOO hbgedbsamjnhkm
isnt it bootifuln hehhehehehhehe dont ask why she desicied to get sandwich at a pizzeria vbgf omg wait ettrer idea
THATS EVEN WWORSE NO JHGHBJNMS
HEHHEHEHEHEHHWHHAHHAHAHAJUYGFCVHJUYG mMMMM FrEsH hOoMaN FlEsH JGFVBNMKIUHYGFCV
N O NOT YUM IT aaAAAAA ARE YOU SECRETLY A DEMON
I TOOUHGT YOU KNEW DIS- KJGFCVBNMKJHGFD i AM L but not da birb at ur window nooooo- hehehehehgfbhgfvnhg
JHGJAKJHBJNM I- yes of course thats just a random birb pigeon thingy that likes stalking me jhdshjakiajskhgdhsja
yep totally heheh whatever do you mean stalking nooooo hahahahah it just….wants to be ur fren hehehggdbnhtfds
but its scawy :(
aw dats sadge :( next time it comes you shouldt tey to berend it and share nutella wid it so it woint have to steal it- i mea t
hahhhahahah what ever do you mean hahhaha it doesnt stel my nutella hahahakdhsjn
ya ofc dat would be prerposutus heehehhhgtrdfbgfdvb it woul never mhm
it just sits ther jhugwbaskj also can pigeons have nutella like is it fatal
uh nooo its ot i wouodld know bc im da pigeo- i mea just know because uh….i know le birb and dats also how i know it wants to be ur fren heh ya totlayjuytred)
"Hye Baby," da terrrgids strated, btu nde realxied da le octagon man and sushi man wrere strairktng at dem.
"R u twooewo giiirrrlllfffrrreeennnndssss?/" da wihte hiard suhsi aksed.
Le tlfghytrdfish tunedrd cirsons adn bognne to smmtnammer.
"N-nuu o-of coure n-no-" she beignab but le impalallalaallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala ineruplnd hre.
"yAyaYA ofc hew are!" she screehced eiximnetely.
"W-wee rrr?" da treetrtesd gaspled, tnred enev moor redd dan bfre.
"kOool cuz wE are bOyfriedsns!" le occtagon mann scHreendf.
im sorry
not this is a masterpiece :)
who wants a translation because if you do i wont be able to help you there because i can't even read what I put
happy april fools day (yes i am aware its less than 20 minutes away from being April 2nd its not like me and PopRocksAndPigeons forgot about this nOOooOo)