Silent Hill Foreclosed
It was a misty day in Silent Hill, pretty much like every other day there. At the Town Hall, most of the building was completely empty and dust covered, save for the Conference room, where several people were seated at the long table.
At the end of one side was a skinny guy with brown hair, jeans, and a brown coat over a black shirt. He was looking through some papers.
On his right were two people seated next to each other. The first was a middle aged woman with gray hair, a veil over it, and a long brown coat. Next to her was a man in a dark gray suit with brown hair.
Further down the table were four people seated alongside each other. The first was a man with blonde hair, a green jacket over a light blue shirt, and blue jeans. Next to him was a slutty woman with blonde hair, a red jacket that showed her midriff, a short purple skirt, and stripper boots. Third was a guy with brown hair, a white long-sleeved buttoned shirt, and blue jeans. Next to him was a woman with brown hair, and a purple one-piece dress with and exposed back.
Sitting on a chair against the wall was a bizarre creature with pale, dirty skin, dirty white gloves, a long dirty skirt with very dirty feet, and a large, metallic, pyramid-like helmet.
"I'm telling you Henry, every time you crawl through that damn hole of yours, it fucks up my cable! I'm sick of it!" The Blonde man yelled.
"Okay, Okay! I'll find a different way to come to town. That was just the most convenient." Henry, the guy with the white shirt, said.
"You shouldn't be crawling through those things anyway. Last time I jumped down one, I landed ass first into a tray of 80 year old mashed potatoes at Toluca Prison." The blonde man continued.
"Alright James. Jeez, ever since Kojima left, you've been an ass." Henry replied, irritated.
"It's better than your stoned-out attitude." James, the blonde man, retorted.
"Ugh, how much longer are we going to have to wait? I have to give a handy to the guy from The Evil Within at Wood Creek Apartments at 3." The Blonde woman complained, looking at her reflection in a pocket mirror.
"Wait, I thought you and James were together." The woman with the brown hair stated.
"It's an open relationship. I still sometimes make out with Mary, even when she's in her hell form." James replied.
"Harry, it's been half an hour. Where are the rest of the council?" The woman with the veil asked.
"I asked my daughter to get them, you know how Alex likes to sleep pretty much anywhere." Harry, the man in the brown jacket, said.
Just then, the door to the room was opened by a teenage girl with short blonde hair, a white vest over and orange tanktop, a green skirt, and boots.
"I'm back, sorry I'm late. Alex got his arm stuck in the drain at the sanitarium." She said.
A man with short black hair, blue jeans, and a brown military jacket then entered the room.
"I was looking for my brother's Robbie the Rabbit doll, I can't sleep without it." The man said.
The girl and the guy sat down at the table. Several more folks then entered the room. The first was a pale woman with long white hair, no eye brows, and in a black smock. Behind her was a guy with a beard, a trucker cap, jeans, and a brown vest over a red checker patterned shirt. He was followed by a man with brown hair, a pale green button-up shirt, and jeans. Finally, there was another man with brown hair, rectangular glasses, a brown vest over a white dress shirt, and light brown pants.
Everyone took a seat at the table as Harry shuffled through some papers.
"Alright, we got a pretty serious problem on our hands and we need to do something about it." He stated.
"Shouldn't we let the others know?" The woman in the smock asked, pointing out the window.
Outside the window, there was a gated off Alleyway with several individuals sleeping on the ground or leaning against the walls, with a big sign that read "Cell Phone Game Characters". Next to that was a run down book store with a sign that read "Shattered Memories Characters". Next to that, there was a condemned burger restaurant with a sign that read "Book of Memories Characters".
A woman suddenly ran out of the burger restaurant. She had blonde hair in pigtails, a black corset and a black skirt with stripper boots. She fell to her knees and then onto her palms with her face down. Her body suddenly changed into that of a woman with shaved red hair and a short skirted victorian style dress. She lifted her head up and screamed.
"THEY WON'T STOP CHANGING MY MODEL! GOD HELP ME!"
Just then, a bullet was shot into her head and she fell over dead. A Fat man in a blue baseball cap, a blue and white striped shirt and short brown shorts walked over to her corpse while brandishing a recently fired Colt Single Action Army revolver. He smiled as he stuck the gun in his belt before grabbing the dead woman by the legs and dragging her off down the street.
"At least Eddie is making himself useful." The man in the dark gray suit said.
"This is a meeting for the people who matter." Harry stated.
"Since I'm one of the ones that matters, could we address the issue that your daughter tried to rip off my character design?" The Blonde woman next to James asked.
"The hell did you say whore!?" The teenage girl demanded, standing up.
Harry stood up and held his daughter back.
"Knock it off you two! The whole town is condemned!" Harry stated.
Everyone in the room gasped. Even Pyramid head seemed somewhat shocked.
"Konami has apparently given up on Silent Hill. They're gonna tear down the whole town to build a massive Patchinko Machine factory. Because of this, we need to pack up and set up our horror setting somewhere else, cause we can't use this place anymore." he continued.
"We could just move into the otherworld, it exists outside of time and space as an eternal paradise." The woman in the smock suggested.
"I don't think that'll do, Claudia. We need an anchor in the real world for our horror setting, if we stayed in the otherworld the whole time, it would get boring really fast, or we might end up like those damn "Book of Memories" kids." Harry explained, pointing at the burger restaurant.
Another teenager burst out of the Burger restaurant. He had brown hair and wore a blue suit. His face was filled with terror as he watched his arm and saw the fabric of his sleeve change. He looked down and saw he was now wearing a black and gray long-sleeved shirt with black pants and a skull belt buckle. He then rubbed his hair with his right hand and discovered he now had a long piece of hair covering the right side of his face, which had a purple streak in it.
"Damn it, they changed me into the goth kid again!" the teenager cursed.
Just then, a middle aged guy with a trucker cap and a hunting vest ran up behind the teenager and cut vertically into his back with a motorized circular saw. The middle aged guy laughed manically as he cut the screaming teenager in half, before turning off the saw, slinging it over his shoulder and dragging both halves of the severed teenager down the street by the legs.
"Curtis is probably gonna make another batch of his famous barbecue." Henry stated, watching the events.
"I say we fight back! Let's take down Konami!" Alex (the guy in the military jacket) said.
"Alex, you're not a real soldier. You've known that for years. Yet you still wear that jacket, it reeks by the way." the teenage girl pointed out.
"Well I can't use a washing machine, they always get possessed and stain blood on everything." Alex said.
"I can confirm that." Henry admitted.
"Why don't you all move into my town, Shepard's Glen? It's pretty empty so there's lots of space." Alex suggested.
"Shepard's Glen is technically part of Silent Hill, so it's getting demolished too." Harry pointed out.
"WHAT!?" Alex gasped.
"Well, do you guys wanna move to my town? Since Walter killed most of the occupants, lots of Apartments are open." Henry said.
"Ashfield is being demolished too." Harry said, not even looking up from his paperwork.
"WHAT!? Why!?" Henry asked, panicked.
"There was some weird ass loophole about anything the otherworld connected to counts as Silent Hill. Since Walter's otherworld kinda counts at Silent Hill, Ashfield is part of Silent Hill." Harry explained.
"Awww man, I just got my apartment exorcised." Henry sulked.
"So that means we can't stay anywhere we've been before, like our apartment?" the teenage girl asked Harry.
"Yes Heather, and the mall, and that weird ass Hilltop Center place with the Dance studio and the art gallery." Harry said.
"Uh, excuse me." The Man in the green shirt said.
"Why are they tearing down the town? Isn't our series part of those damn pachinko machines?" The man with the glasses and the vest asked.
"Well Vincent, you apparently didn't read the fine print." Harry glared at the man with the glasses.
"Guys, I think-" The guy in the green shirt continued.
"Wait, why did Vincent get to sign the contract!?" The guy in the trucker hat asked.
"Because I'm a man of class." Vincent said.
"Guys, I found a-" The guy in the green shirt continued.
"They bribed him with a sex slave." Harry said.
"Raiden is not a sex slave! He's my priest in training!" Vincent yelled.
"You aren't even part of the order's church anymore." Claudia pointed out.
"They gave you the protagonist of Metal Gear Rising to sign their contract?" The man in the suit asked.
"Fuck you, Kaufmann, you would have done the same thing!" Vincent retorted.
"Hey, I have something to tell you guys." The guy in the green shirt said, rising to his feet.
Everyone in the room glared at him.
"Murphy, what is it!?" Harry demanded.
Murphy went over to Harry and showed him something on his smartphone. Harry's anger almost immediately subsided.
"Well, that seems, tolerable. I guess your not dead weight after all, Murphy, unlike…" Harry said gesturing towards Alex, who injected himself in the arm with some weird syringe.
"Josh! Come back!" Alex yelled, hallucinating.
"Okay, new plans. We now have a new place to set up shop, so we need to start packing for the trip. Bring all your weapons and drugs and weird puzzle items. I know what you're going to say Maria and no, you cannot bring your 'Sexy Locks and keys'". Harry said.
The Blonde woman next to James pouted.
"Dahlia, you and Claudia make sure to bring all the weird occult artifacts. Bring those Save point stencils too, they're useful as hell." Harry said.
"In the name of God." The woman in the veil said, before departing with Claudia.
"Yeah, in the name of God or whatever." Harry said, still fussing with his paperwork.
"I will oversee the transport of the Hospital equipment, it is very crucial to establishing the setting." Kaufmann said, also taking off.
"Travis, we'll need your truck to help move stuff." Harry asked the guy in the trucker cap.
"Are you sure? Lisa and I are using the trailer for...stuff." The guy in the Trucker hat said.
"Fine, just attach a second trailer behind the first trailer then. Then we can all pile in on Murphy's Prison bus to ride to our new paradise." Harry said.
"Can't we just take my 1977 Pontiac Ventura?" James asked.
"To seat like 20 plus people? Hell no." Harry said.
"Aww man, I don't want to sit in the same vehicle with someone like Alex." James whined.
"Come on pointy, I'll need your freakishly strong arms to help load up." Travis said to pyramid head.
Pyramid head said nothing as he followed Travis out of the room. Just then, Claudia poked her head back into the meeting room.
"It appears God has forsaken us, as it seems Konami have started some of the demolition early." She said.
Everyone looked at her with shocked expressions.
"What are they blowing first?" Harry asked.
Just then, a loud explosion was heard. Everyone except Alex jumped from their seats. Harry ran over to one of the windows and looked outside.
"Oh shit! It's the elementary school clock tower! RUN!" Harry screamed.
All of them ran out of the room screaming, except Alex, who was still partially hallucinating. He eventually got out of his chair and turned to the direction of the window, where he saw the Clock tower as it was about to smash into city hall. He then started screaming before the whole room collapsed on him.
To be continued...