AN: Hey. Here I am again with another Total Drama Fanfiction. Yes I am working on Totally Random Island still, I've just hit a small writer's block for that story at the moment and have tired of writing just the beginnings of the series, yes that's the case with TDA: Back to Action as well too. So I decided, I wanted to give my own take on Total Drama All Stars, with a slightly larger cast than even season one, but not by much. So here's my take on Total Drama All Stars. Enjoy
Chapter One: Heroes vs Villains
The camera begins inside of a prison, with Chef Hatchet walking alongside some guards down past some holding cells with prisoners in them (duh).
"I'm innocent I tell ya." A deranged inmate with one eye called out as Chef walked by their cell and made his way to a cell near the end of the cells.
"And the Crusty Roaches have a big lead over the Rotting Rodents. They've taken the lead." The camera pans to show Chris McLean in the cell Chef was outside of with him commenting as two cockroaches walked by each other.
"Cram it McLean!" Some inmates yell at the deranged tv show host as Chris ignores them.
"And Duncan slips past Lightning. The heat is on. That's what I'm talking about," Chris continues commentating but finally notices Chef outside his cell, "Well, look who finally decided to visit after a whole year!" Chris angrily spat at his former cohost.
"Come on. You've finished your sentence for the dumping of toxic waste and you're being let out on parole." Chef informed the man, but Chris turned away with a pout.
"I think I'll stay here: got everything I need, even," Chris held up a cashew with a Chef face drawn onto it, "Chef 2.0," Chef proceeds to slip a manila folder into Chris's cell, which he grabs.
"What's this?" Chris questions and Chef smirks.
"Yo contract. The producers green lit another season, so you in?" Chef asked with a smirk that matched the one that grew on Chris's face.
"Oh it is on!" Chris manically smiled as the camera cut away to the theme song and intro.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
The camera shows four spotlights popping out of the trees, with one pushing out with toilet paper on top of it, as well as one pushing out soap along with it. The camera then zooms through the camp, past a squirrel, the confessional, the bathrooms, and the two cabins, the Spa Hotel, and the old one from the original season. Chris is seen with an ankle bracelet on his ankle as Chef takes it off as Chris holds up the million dollars as the camera dives into the shark infested waters beneaths the cliff.
You guys are on my mind.
Owen is once again seen swimming under the water, this time along with Scott, as both of them try to outswim a pursuing Fang, the mutated shark, with a terrified Cameron hanging onto the shark.
You asked me what I wanted to be
Brick is then shown helping Cameron off the shark's back and pulls him onto a raft as, also on the raft, Dawn calms the angered mutant shark as Owen and Scott are laying on the beach, out of breath.
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
The camera then pans to the woods with DJ sitting with Sasquatchanakwa, meditating peacefully, when a mist of hair spray gets into their eyes, making the two meditators run to get the spray out of their eyes, which the pans to show Anne Maria spraying her hair, which is snatched away by Eva, who crushes it with one hand.
I wanna be famous.
Lightning is seen nearby racing against Jo and as Lightning gets a small bit ahead, Jo tackles the jock. Duncan is seen laughing at the situation, to which Gwen smiles slightly as Courtney growls at her ex for laughing at all.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Harold swings by the tackled Lightning on a vine with Izzy on a vine as well as she throws a knife at Harold's vine, causing him to fall and get caught by Leshawna. Leshawna rolls her eyes as she pecks his cheek as Izzy jumps from her vine onto an unassuming Ezekiel, knocking him to the ground.
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
Justin knocks on the confessional door nearby as Lindsay pokes her head out and looks confused before reclosing the door, much to Justin's annoyance. Alejandro pats the handsome teen's back and shakes his head as Heather narrows her eyes at Alejandro nearby.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
The camera pans to Noah reading a book at the Spa Hotel when he suddenly slams it shut and glares at a kissing Mike and Zoey, who shrug, not seeing the problem as Noah marches off. As Noah marches off, Cody pokes his head out from behind a vase as Sierra snatches him up and carries him off to unknown places.
I'll get there one day.
The camera then pans to the beach, with Courtney chasing Gwen with a baseball bat as Owen tries to stop the situation from escalating as Noah just smirks at the sight and is knocked to the ground by Sierra running with Cody in his clutches, dropping the boy, who scrambles away from his obsessed stalker.
Cause, I wanna be famous!
The Drama Machine grabs Courtney to stop her from assaulting Gwen, to which a nearby Alejandro shudders at the sight of the machine as Justin mockingly pats him on the back and Heather looks at the machine in guilt.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Lindsay is seen trying Beth's flaming baton routine, but immediately drops them to the ground as Dawn tries to instruct her and demonstrates the routine to her. Lindsay claps at the example Dawn gives as Eva walks past the two, as with DJ, Lightning and Jo, toss Anne Maria into the lake along with all her hair spray. DJ looks especially annoyed with his eyes still stinging.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Ezekiel is seen strumming a guitar as Scott tries to play the theme song on a banjo, to a worse attempt than Ezekiel. Harold is seen beatboxing the theme as Brick plays it on a kazoo as Leshawna looks at the four 'musicians' with a deadpan expression.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
The song finishes with all contestants around the campfire, with Mike and Zoey going in for a kiss when Chris pops up behind them and smiles at the camera, making Mike and Zoey look away from Chris as Chef drags Chris back from the two campers. The campers then finish off the intro by whistling the theme.
The camera then cuts back to show Chris, now sporting an ankle bracelet, on the docks of Camp Wawanakwa alongside the Drama Machine.
"Welcome to Total Drama All Stars. After my involuntary year long vacay, I really needed to be in a familiar environment, surrounded by people I love…" Chris smirked evilly as he left a dramatic pause, "to hurt. It's a condition of my parole. Except the hurt part. That's all McLean." Chris then walks to the edge of the docks, with the Drama Machine close behind him, holding a familiar briefcase.
"So I decided to bring back a lot of different vic… campers. It's gonna be a long season, as I'm bringing back a lot of campers. 26 of them in fact, and we even got the aftermath show back again. We're going all out folks. 26 All Stars are gonna compete in the most dangerous, death defying season yet, for one million dollars. So let's meet our competitors." The camera cuts up to a replica of the airplane from season two's war challenge, however in working condition now.
"From Revenge of the Island, say hello to…" Chris's voice is heard as the outside of the airplane is shown and Mike is seen pushed out of the plane.
"Multiple Mike," Mike is seen screaming on his way down, but gasping and changing into his other personalities at the same time, "Aka Chester," Chester screams monotonously, "Svetlana," Svetlana screams in terror, "Vito," Vito looks bored but gives an exaggerated scream, "And Manitoba." Instead of screaming, Manitoba instead says crikey as he hits the water.
"Mike's crush, pushover turned powerhouse, Zoey." Zoey proceeds to jump off the plane in a dive to go after her boyfriend.
"Mike!" Is all Zoey says as she jumps.
"You call that a jump? This is a sha-jump. Sha…" Lightning is seen at the edge of the plane about to dive when Chef's foot is seen kicking him off the plane, literally.
"Athletic non supporter, Lightning." Chris introduced as Lightning, still with the white hair he got from last season, hit the water.
"Bubble boy brainiac, Cameron. The winner of last season." Chris said as Chef dropped Cameron off the plane.
"This is highly illogical!" Cameron yelled as he made it into the water with barely a splash.
"Pants wetter cadet, Brick." Brick is seen looking over the edge of the plane with slight fear.
"Uh is this safe?" Brick questioned as Chef stood next to the cadet.
"Jump cadet jump!" Chef yelled loudly and Brick saluted as he looked over the edge.
"Sir yes sir!" Brick then jumped on instinct from being ordered to do so and hit the water without complaint.
"Aura reading moonchild, Dawn." Dawn is seen at the edge of the plane talking to a bird.
"Aw I have to go now. Perhaps you can feed me worms next time?" Dawn waved the bird farewell as she gracefully jumped from the plane.
"Hair spray enthusiast who gave up the competition for a fake diamond. Haha! Anne Maria." Chris cackled at his own introduction as Chef tosses a hair spray off the plane and Anne Maria jumps after it.
"Bossy bruiser Jo, who dominated until her underling Cameron turned on her." Chris mockingly introduced as Chef fails to push Jo off, as she grabs the edge of the open hangar.
"You're a dead man McLean!" Jo yells as Chef rams into her, shoving her off of the plane.
"It's nice to be loved," Chris sighed mockingly, "Now onto the original cast. The cranky all the time, CIT Courtney." Chris introduced as Courtney is dropped from the plane.
"This is not in my contract!" Courtney screamed as she fell.
"Boyfriend kisser goth, Gwen." Gwen is seen giving Chris the middle finger as she falls in the air.
"They weren't dating at the time!" Gwen yells, still giving the middle finger.
"Winner of season two, the delinquent prince of juvie, Duncan." Chris smirked as Duncan fell from the plane with an uncaring expression.
"Bring it on." Duncan challenged as the camera pans up to show DJ looking down nervously as Chef gives him a small tap, making him fall.
"Animal lover and animal killer, DJ." Chris mentioned as DJ makes it by a bird without hitting it and Chris looks disappointed.
"The strange couple of the beatboxer, Harold, and ghetto gal, Leshawna." Harold is seen in Leshawna's arms as the two fall to the water.
"This isn't legal!" Leshawna yells in terror as Harold looks like he's about to retort, but they hit the water.
"Another strange couple thought they aren't dating, although one should get a restraining order. The underdog geek, Cody, and his stalker friend, Sierra, Total Drama's number one stalker, er blogger." Cody is seen trying to get to the water faster to get away from Sierra, who is seen kissing a picture of Cody in midair.
"I thought you were over this!" Cody cried out in terror as he hit the water moments before Sierra.
"Winner of season three, the devious dive, Heather." Chris introduced her as Heather started falling.
"I hate Chris!" Heather yelled loudly and Chris shrugged.
"Loveable lamebrain, Lindsay." Lindsay is seen flailing her arms.
"I'm flying." Lindsay looks happy until she realizes she is falling and screams.
"The strong woman, Eva." Chris introduces as Eva silently falls to the water.
"Dodgeball hating, Cody loving, Noah!" Chris taunts his former assistant as he falls with a book in hand.
"Once more, this show hates m…" Noah is cut off by hitting the water and dropping his book into the water.
"Formerly handsome model, Justin." Justin hears the introduction and looks around nervously
"Am I still not beautiful?" Justin wonders as Chef shoves him out of the plane and into the water below.
"The least sane contestant, Izzy." Chris shudders at Izzy being back as Izzy doesn't fall from the plane and after a few moments, tackles Chef off the plane with her.
"Good thing the plane is on autopilot." Chris sighs in relief as Owen and Ezekiel poke their head out of the open door to see Izzy and Chef fight in the air.
"Former feral freakshow, wannabe rapper, and homeschooled sexist, we have Ezekiel." Chris blatantly insulted Ezekiel during his introduction and Ezekiel sighed heavily as he jumped from the plane.
"Eh." Ezekiel said with little enthusiasm as he hit the water.
"And the original winner of the show, the loveable fart machine, Owen!" Chris finished with a broad smile as Owen happily jumped to get off the plane and everyone below started swimming away as Owen cheered as he hit the water, creating a giant splash that carried all the contestants except Owen to the beach.
As Owen made his way to the beach, Izzy jumped on his back happily.
"Hey there Big O. That was a great splash!" Izzy cackled happily as she hugged her boyfriend.
"That tub of lard could have killed us with that wave!" Jo yells at the crazy girl and Owen looks down as Izzy lunges at Jo.
"Apologize to Big O!" Izzy screams as she starts pulling at Jo's hair, but Izzy is pulled off by Eva.
"Thanks." Jo thanked the stronger girl who silently sets Izzy down.
"It wasn't for you. I just didn't care to see a bald girl on this island." Eva rolls her eyes as she sets Izzy down next to Noah.
"Hey have you kissed Cody again yet?" Izzy questions quickly and Noah's attention goes to her.
"I never kissed him!" Noah protests and Eva scoffs.
"We all know you did." Eva supports Izzy and Noah scoffs as Owen pulls Noah into a wet hug.
"Little buddy! It's good to see you again." Owen twirled Noah around, making Noah look nauseous.
"Yeah, you too ya big tub of lard." Noah sarcastically commented as Owen placed him down.
"Ugh, Chris sucks." Heather complained as she wringed her hair of water.
"My hair is wet!" Anne Maria yelled in complaint as she picked up one of her hair sprays and started spraying her hair again as she looked at Mike, who was sitting on the sand next to Dawn, Zoey and Cameron, with a venomous leer and licked her lips.
"So how've you been Dawn?" Mike asked as a bird landed on Dawn's arm.
"Oh I've been quite good. I've spent my time this last year working with my father on our farm. I never did anything with the animal killing part, but taking care of the animals was always left to me." Dawn informed with a small smile.
"I wish I could have done more in the last year. I've been busy with schoolwork and building an improved form of my armor from the finale. It's been coming along very well." Cameron informed his friends.
The camera then pans over to DJ helping Lindsay stand up in the sand as Brick peels a starfish off his head.
"You'd think the starfish would come with a sponge." DJ joked to Brick, who chuckled at the joke as Lindsay looked around in confusion.
"Have I been here before?" Lindsay dumbly questioned, making DJ slap his head in slight annoyance.
"Don't even bother reminding her." Justin patted his hair down back into place and Lindsay tilted her head.
"Oh hi Justin." Lindsay greeted and Justin groaned in annoyance.
Confessional:
"How bad is Lindsay's memory?" Justin wondered aloud as he looked in a mirror.
Confessional 2:
"Oh yeah, I remember this place. This is where I called Heather a…" Lindsay proceeds to swear up a storm, repeating her words from season one's bike race.
End Confessional:
"Hello friends." Chris greets as he walks to the beach as Chef groans from the shoreline from being beat up by Izzy. The Drama Machine makes its way next to Chris with the briefcase still in hand.
"I'm not your friend." Heather scoffs at the host.
"Oh does someone miss… uh who was it again? Jalapeno?" Lindsay tilted her head in confusion.
"Alejandro!" Heather snaps at the ditzy blonde and Gwen and Duncan snicker.
"Like Heather could be anymore obvious about missing the eel." Noah rolls his eyes and is hit in the head by a hair brush, courtesy of Heather.
"Like that gal could ever get someone to like her." Anne Maria scoffed and was hit in the head with one of Heather's heels.
"Anyone else?" Heather questioned and no one spoke up as Chris coughed.
"Back to me please. This season, we've got a lot of big changes. First off, the island is now, one hundred percent toxic waste free," Every one of the Revenge of the Island cast sighs in relief, "But we've still got some mutants running around somewhere on the island, like, oh I don't know, Scott's old buddy, Fang." Chris finished and Scott's eyes widened in terror.
Confessional:
"So many teeth." Scott shuddered as he rocked back and forth as he hugged his legs.
End Confessional:
The Drama Machine is then seen moving in a tv along with Chef, limping slightly from Izzy's beatdown.
"On the upside, I've upgraded the accommodations," The tv shows the crappy cabin, "This season, the losing team stays in the crappy old cabins, with broken beds a la DJ." Chris recalls and a clip of DJ jumping onto the bed in season one is shown on the monitor and DJ scratches the back of his neck sheepishly.
"Splinters and stiff necks are a given. But for the winners, they get to stay in the eco-friendly, all new Chris McLean Spa Hotel. Complete with butler, comfortable beds, fresh food, and even more." The monitor now shows a luxurious hotel, the same that Chris taunted last season's contestants with, as a butler plays a violin on the porch of the cabin. Many contestants cheer at this upgrade as they don't have to spend all their time in horrible cabins.
"Don't worry losers. You'll still get food, especially prepared by Chef." Chef waves evilly and everyone except for Ezekiel, Scott, Izzy and Owen shudders in fear of Chef's cuisine.
"And in honor of your All Star status, we're dividing up the teams in a special way. Heroes versus villains." Chris added, making everyone look around at each other to see who would be on their team.
Confessional:
"Of course I'll be on the villain's team. And I'll be running it by lunch." Heather smirked as she crossed her legs.
Confessional 2:
"Heroes and villains? Guess that me and Duncan won't be on the same team, unless Chris considers Duncan a hero. Yeah right." Gwen chuckled to herself.
End Confessional:
"Heather, Jo, Eva, Ezekiel, Duncan, Courtney, Lightning, Noah, Justin, Scott, Anne Maria and Gwen. You will be the Villainous Vultures." The team all lined up with each other with Gwen being put down by the Drama Machine next to Duncan, who knelt down to her and helped her up.
"Me?! Why am I on the villain's team?" Gwen questioned as she stood up.
"Because you stole my boyfriend!" Courtney hissed at Gwen and Chris nodded.
"What she said." Chris agreed and Duncan looked ready to lunge at Courtney and the host for his girlfriend's sake.
"Anyone even care anymore?" Noah asked after Chris had agreed with Courtney.
"Nope." DJ and Owen shook their heads.
"Not a chance." Eva scoffed.
"What's this about, eh?" Ezekiel scratched his head in confusion and Courtney growled at Noah.
Confessional:
"Noah is slowly worming his way up my elimination list, up there with boyfriend kisser and that punk, as well as Heather, Eva and that sexist farm boy." Courtney is seen writing on a piece of paper in the confessional:
End Confessional:
"I've seen too many posts about it." Sierra adds in after Courtney's growl.
"Oh are we talking about Gwen and Duncan? They're soo cute!" Lindsay adds in and Gwen and Duncan look sheepish at that comment.
"I'm not a villain though. I've done good things." Gwen tries to weakly defend herself and Duncan wraps his arm around her.
"Hey being a villain ain't bad. Being bad is cool. And we're on the same team, so that's a win." Duncan tried to cheer Gwen up, but she still looked upset.
Confessional:
"Oh man I only came back to hang out with Gwen and catch up with the guys, but mostly for Gwen. She better not sulk the whole time or I might as well be dating Courtney." Duncan shudders at that line of thought, "Yeah right."
Confessional 2:
"Duncan's been great for me ever since we had the kiss in London. I just wish that that event didn't label me as a villain. I mean, I have a bad attitude, but I'm not as bad as Heather or Alejandro." Gwen rolled her eyes at the thought of being compared to the actual villains of the show.
End Confessionals:
"But why am I a villain?" Courtney questions and Noah laughs.
"Why wouldn't you be? You tried to kill Owen, DJ, Tyler and Cody back in season one off that air balloon, you sued your way onto season two, you manipulated the game through lawyers to benefit you, you annoyed everyone in season two, you tried throwing challenges in season three and nearly killed Alejandro and Heather during the finale of World Tour with the volcano traps. Need I continue? I have a list." Noah mocked and Courtney glared.
"That last one was an accident." Courtney protested and Heather scoffed.
"Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Lindsay, Owen, Izzy, Cody, Sierra, DJ, Dawn, Brick, Harold, and Leshawna. You are the Heroic Hawks." Chris then had the other team all line up and Owen cheered.
"Woo hoo!" Owen cheered as Izzy jumped into the water and came out with a fish in her mouth and started trying to chew as Leshawna grabbed the fish and tossed it aside.
"What are you doing?" Leshawna questioned the crazy contestant.
"We're hawks, thus we must dine like them." Izzy tried to go for the fish again, but was held back by Leshawna.
"Why do they get thirteen to our twelve?" Heather complained and Chris shrugged.
"Wanted to get Alejandro, but couldn't get in contact with him. But if you care so much, you can have the robot." The Drama Machine proceeded to wheel up next to Heather and she shuddered and backed up from it.
"Get away toaster." Heather spits at the robot who makes a few beeping sounds.
Confessional:
"I don't know why, but that robot gives me the creeps." Heather shuddered ever so slightly.
Confessional 2:
"I feel horrible for the soul that is trapped within the robot, even if it's aura is tinged black, it is not as bad as…" Dawn is seen in the confessional and shudders slightly at the end.
End Confessional:
"This year's challenges all call back to previous challenges from the past and give them a twist. That will make this year's challenges…" Chris went to finish but was cut off by a scoff by Gwen.
"The hardest ones yet?" Gwen rolled her eyes.
"Wasn't that last year's?" Zoey genuinely asked and Noah shook his head.
"Nah it was the year before. You're getting predictable McLean." Noah snarks at his old boss, who tosses a cup of cold coffee at Noah.
"Have fun with that stain." Chris coldly glares at Noah, who glares back.
"Anyways, since we're having a blast from the past, why not go back to our very first ever challenge? Cliff diving into a lake filled with man eating, ravenous sharks." Chris looks at Scott for a reaction, which he gets with Scott's eyes widening in terror.
Confessional:
"So maybe I have a bit of a ph...phobia of sh… sharks," Scott stuttered and is seen shaking his head of thoughts, "But can you blame me?! Ever since I got mauled by F… Fang last season, my fear of sharks skyrocketed a thousand miles. All because I stole a tooth?! I'm just glad to be out of the trauma chair thanks to Cameron, the only one not to laugh at me in that seat." Scott glared at the camera, recalling the events of the final episode of the last season.
Confessional 2:
"Poor Scott. His aura has gained a hinge of purple, signalling his increased fear. I feel horrible for how I treated him when he was eliminated. I was just blinded by personal anger." Dawn looked upset with herself.
Confessional 3:
"Let's hope this time, Miss CIT doesn't chicken out." Heather mocks and makes chicken sounds at the camera to emphasize her annoyance with Courtney.
End Confessional:
"After diving into the lake, you will need to grab a key and avoid the sharks. Then, one camper from each team will push the diver on a baby carriage from season three to the Spa Hotel to use the key to try and open the door. The first team to open the door of the Spa Hotel wins it until the next challenge and the losers will be sending someone home. Now, meet me at the base of the cliff within the next fifteen minutes." Chris was then walking off with Chef towards the cliff.
"Hey! Shouldn't we get changed into our swimsuits first?!" Mike called out as Chris kept walking.
"Sorry! No time!" Chris called back, not apologetic at all for not letting them change.
The camera then cuts to show the teams walking through the woods towards the base of the cliff with the heroes walking ahead of the villains and the robot right next to Heather.
"Ugh! I said get away from me." Heather pushed the robot and walked a bit faster.
"Uh, Anne Maria is giving me a look." Mike looked back at the villains and shuddered.
"Probably wants Vito." Zoey muttered and Cameron nodded.
"She does seem quite obsessed with that personality." Cameron added and Mike groaned.
"At least she's not Sierra." Mike motioned to the girl who was following right behind Cody and breathing down his back until Izzy dropkicked Sierra and had Cody ride on Owen's shoulders with her.
"Well that's one way to avoid a stalker, I suppose." Zoey stated and Mike and Cameron nodded as they saw Sierra groan in pain.
Dawn is then seen petting a squirrel that had crawled onto her shoulder as she walks between Brick and DJ.
"That is so cool. How'd you get the animal to do that?" DJ asked as she pet the squirrel.
"Oh it's quite simple. You just need to give off a calming aura to animals and let them know you can be trusted. I could teach you if you'd like." Dawn responded and DJ went to pet the squirrel, but the squirrel went to bite his finger.
"DJ, weren't you the one that got that animal curse in season three?" Brick questioned and DJ nodded and Dawn gasped.
"Oh you poor thing. I must work to remove that curse completely, otherwise animals will never get along with you again." Dawn exclaimed and DJ gulped.
"Never?' DJ wondered to himself, afraid of what he would have done to Bunny if he was still alive and not eaten by a snake at the Playa de Losers.
The camera then pans to Courtney grumbling to herself.
"Don't deserve to be a villain." Courtney mumbled to herself and Noah slammed shut his book to get her attention.
"Really? How are you better than Heather? At least she didn't try to kill anyone for the money." Noah snapped at her and a nearby Jo cackles at the interaction. Courtney goes to open her mouth but is cut off by Heather.
"I swear if you say because you're a CIT one more time. You're more like a BITC…" Heather went to insult but was stopped by Gwen.
"Guys let's stop fighting. If we keep fighting amongst ourselves, how can we expect to win at all?" Gwen tries to mediate but shrinks at the glares of Courtney, Heather and Jo, but they let up.
"Fine." All three alpha females back off for the moment, but immediately afterwards, Jo and Heather start insulting each other and also Anne Maria, who joins in the name calling. Gwen just groans in annoyance.
Confessional:
"Working together? Ha!" Jo laughs shortly.
Confessional 2:
"I…" Courtney starts off before being cut off.
Confessional 3:
"Don't…" Heather is seen saying.
Confessional 4:
"Trust…" Lightning says after Heather.
Confessional 5:
"Anyone…" Scott adds onto the train of people saying one line of thought.
Confessional 6:
"On…" Eva glares at the camera.
Confessional 7:
"This…" Anne Maria sprays her hair as she continues on.
Confessional 8:
The Drama Machine makes a couple of beeps to signal swear words.
Confessional 9:
"Team." Justin finishes by looking at himself in the mirror.
Confessional 10:
"Why'd everyone go into the confessional one after the other, eh?" Ezekiel looked confused at the previous confessionals:
Confessional 11:
"Well that went well." Gwen sarcastically stated before lightly chuckling as the show edits the confessionals together to show all the previous villains laughing around her, covered in fire, barring Ezekiel who was sitting there in confusion.
Confessional 12:
"I don't do evil laughter. Too cliche." Noah snarks as he reads his book.
Confessional 13:
"Ugh. At least there's some team players. Man, what I wouldn't give for Geoff, DJ or even Bridgette to be on my team. At least I have Gwen." Duncan looks annoyed at the previous events.
Confessionals End:
Gwen looks behind her and sees Courtney glaring at her with an angry scowl.
"Ugh. Courtney won't stop glaring at me." Gwen told Duncan who looked back and saw Courtney barely glance at him now.
"Relax babe. I'll give her one of my own glares." Duncan proceeded to give a death glare at Courtney, who just brushed it off.
"Uh, what?" Duncan seemed confused at Courtney ignoring him.
"Hey Courtney, I think Duncan wants you to glare at him too." Lindsay informed Courtney, who just scoffed in response.
"He doesn't even deserve ever being mentioned around me, ever again. Biggest mistake I've ever made was even acknowledging his existence." Courtney coldly stated, making Lindsay back off.
Confessional:
"It looks like Admiral Lindsay Her Hotness will need to do something to help Courtney." Lindsay decided, adopting her old persona from the second season.
End Confessional:
"That's why I should be team captain." Jo crossed her arms defiantly as she talked to Heather.
"Yeah right. Team captains never work on this show." Heather refuses and Justin decides to add his two cents.
"It worked for me until I lost Lindsay and Beth's attention." Justin added in and Heather rolled her eyes.
"If anyone should be team captain, it should be me. After all I was…" Courtney tried to add in but was cut off by Noah.
"If you say CIT again, I think I'll have Scott introduce you to Fang." Noah tilted his head towards Scott as he walked with Ezekiel towards the cliff.
"Yeah, like a shark scares me." Courtney ignored the threat as the camera focused on Scott and Ezekiel.
"You learned that many languages on the farm? My ma never let me even touch another language." Scott looked impressed at Ezekiel, who tugged at his toque nervously.
"Yeah. Hey, why aren't you shunning me like everyone else?" Ezekiel decided to ask as he looked around nervously, spotting Eva glaring at him.
"Eh, I'm shunned too. Everyone laughed at me last season for being mauled. Us two outcast farm boys gotta stay together." Scott smirked as he shuddered slightly at remembering the previous season.
Confessional:
"Someone wants to be my friend, eh?" Ezekiel had a small smile on his face and tugged at his toque.
End Confessional:
"Hey Leshawna. Harold. It's good to see you guys are still together." Gwen addressed her friend, who turned around and gave her a high five.
"Nice to see ya too gal. No problems, right?" Leshawna asked to make sure and Gwen nodded.
"Yeah. Even if there was, I think too many people are intimidated by Duncan to try a thing." Gwen assured Leshawna who smiled as Harold decided to comment.
"He still intimidates me as well." Harold added in and Gwen and Leshawna both stayed quiet as Harold tilted his head as a hook appeared on Harold's shoulder, making Harold jump into Leshawna's arms.
"Man, it never gets old." Duncan cackled and wiped his chin with the edge of the hook.
"Yeah you know what else doesn't get old?" Harold asked and Duncan shrugged as Harold got out of Leshawna's arms and kicked Duncan in the kiwis.
"Dude… why?" Duncan groaned on the ground as Courtney walked nearby and laughed evilly at Duncan.
"So long as neither of you get at it like season one, then I'll turn an eye away from the pranks." Leshawna told the two and both nodded and looked at each other, already planning pranks in their heads.
Confessional:
"Ha! Doris won't know what hit him!" Duncan laughed as suddenly the ceiling of the roof of the confessional was removed and a bunch of trash was dropped into the confessional.
"That all you got Doris!?" Duncan yelled and Harold stuck his head into the missing confessional roof.
"No. This is." Harold mischievously stated as he moved and twenty raccoons piled into the confessional, causing yells from Duncan.
"Not… bad!" Duncan yelled beneath all the trash and raccoons and Harold poked his head in again.
"Boo yah!" Harold pumped his fist before he went back to work to replace the roof of the confessional.
End Confessional.
"Run faster Owen!" Cody looked back and saw Sierra gaining on Owen, Izzy and Cody and Owen was breathing heavily.
"Can't… need… nachos." Owen breathed out heavily as he tumbled and fell to the ground, with Izzy grabbing Cody and taking them both into the trees.
"Cody!" Sierra went to go up the tree, but was tackled by Brick.
"Get going soldiers. I'll keep her occupied." Brick told the two in the trees and yelped in pain as Sierra bit into his arm. Suddenly a dart found its way into Sierra's leg and she fell to the floor. Chef then appeared in a golf cart and put her into it.
"Elephant tranquilizers. They were recommended by Eva's anger management counselor." Chef told Brick who nodded his thanks as the man drove off.
Confessional:
"Chef is much more helpful, as a sergeant should." Brick saluted in honor of Chef.
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The campers are now all lined up on the beach as Chris stands between two carriages. One golden and the other blood red.
"Welcome All Star. Villains, your carriage is blood red to represent your villainy, Heroes yours is golden to show your virtue. You've got thirty seconds to pick your carriage driver. Starting… now!" Chris blew an airhorn and the teams started talking amongst themselves.
"I'm pushing!" Scott decided immediately and latched onto the carriage like it was his life.
"You're not! I remember your sabotaging schemes from last season. I'm driving" Jo snarled at Scott.
"True, but… I'm not getting into that water!" Scott pointed at the water with fear in his voice.
"I sha-think Scott should drive." Lightning added in and Jo smirked evilly.
"But I was the shopping cart racing circuit champion two years running." Jo lied easily and Lightning raised an eyebrow.
Confessional:
"No I'm not, but…" Jo crossed her arms with an evil smile.
Confessional 2:
"Gotta respect championship status. Jo sha-drives." Lightning finished, falling into Jo's schemes.
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"No way!" Scott was dragged away from the baby carriage by Lightning as Jo grabbed the handles.
"But Jo, wouldn't it be better if you dived since you're so athletic." Gwen told her teammate, to which Jo scoffed.
"Nobody tells me what to do gothy. And don't even try to kiss me." Jo warned and Gwen gasped.
Confessional:
"After three seasons of kindness, I've been reduced to evil kisser status? You can't steal a boy if the boy is free. Duncan and Courtney were done before he and I began, " Gwen defended herself, then glared at the camera, "Also Jo, I wouldn't kiss you for any reason. Your attitude is worse than the smell of Owen's farts."
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Meanwhile the heroes had it down between Owen, DJ, Brick and Lindsay as people who wanted to push.
"Rock paper scissors. Winner of each gets to push." Cody decided as Sierra stirred slightly in her tranquilized state. Brick and DJ stood back to back as Owen and Lindsay did the same. Brick beat DJ with scissors over paper and Owen won with rock against Lindsay's scissors.
"Three, two, one." Cameron counted down and Brick and Owen stood to show their choices. Owen had chosen paper whilst Brick had chosen paper as well.
"Again. Quickly." Mike said as Chris held up five fingers to signal the time left.
Brick and Owen did the same thing and turned around. This time Brick still had paper and Owen had rock.
"Brick is our pusher!" Zoey quickly announced to Chris who gave two thumbs up.
"Okay, everyone except Jo, and for some reason Brick who wants to push Owen somehow, up the cliff." Chris ordered and Brick is seen stretching his arms in preparation.
Confessional:
"I know Owen is a heavy guy, but I believe I can move him just fine with my training." Brick proudly stated as he somehow fell into the toilet seat and was embarrassed at the clumsiness.
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Everyone is seen standing at the edge of the cliff overlooking the water below them.
"Just like old times, right guys?" Owen pulls Noah and Duncan into a hug.
"Yep, just as dangerous as I remember this cliff." Noah sarcastically stated and Duncan rolled his eyes.
"Man, at least we don't have to hear Katie and Sadie crying about their teams now." Duncan brought up and Noah and Owen both nodded in agreement.
"At least it's just sharks." Leshawna tried to look on the bright side as she looked over the edge along with Mike, Scott and Zoey and saw a mutant shark pop up from the water.
"Fang!" Mike, Scott and Zoey yell and Scott screams the loudest in terror.
"Who?" Gwen looks over the edge along with Duncan and both gulp in fear at the sight of the mutant shark. Owen grows a bit curious and looks over the edge.
"We're going to freaking die!" Owen yelled in terror as Chris cackled evilly.
"Who will be the best key spotter and who will become fish food? Find out after this commercial break." Chris smiled as he watched more campers look down below at the sharks.
After the quick break, the contestants, except Jo and Brick, are waiting at the top of the cliff for the challenge to start.
"Ha! The saboteur has to face Fang again!" Jo laughed from the beach as she noticed the mutant shark out in the water and Brick raised an eyebrow.
"That is not a good attitude to have for a teammate." Brick admonished and Jo looked at him like he was crazy.
"He deserves it." Jo dismisses and Brick looks at the water with a solemn expression.
Confessional:
"Last season I saw Jo as a rival, but now all I see in her is a bully. She should not be the one who is large and in charge like last season." Brick stated with a frown.
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"Who's first? Only one jumper at a time and you have to wait to go until they get back to the beach after they test the keys" Chris asked the cliff divers and most everyone looked at each other nervously, with Scott rocking back and forth in fear near a rock.
"You're all wimps." Eva told her team as she jumped off the cliff without a care. The heroes looked at each other and Zoey ran off to follow after Eva.
"Quick question, how are muscle girl and homeschool All Stars?" Heather questioned Chris who shrugged.
"Eva kept threatening to be let back on the show and Ezekiel's parents were gonna take us to court over his treatment, but we let them on the show to avoid that. And without special treatment." The last comment was aimed at Courtney, who looked away to avoid the stares at her.
"And some contestants, like Noah and Dawn, were brought back due to their inexplicable popularity amongst fans. So no more questions." Chris finished as the camera went to show Eva wrestling with Fang and punches his jaw as Zoey swam by with a key in hand and jumped into the hero's carriage. Brick started pushing without a word as Eva made it to land with a bent key.
"For fuck's sake." Jo muttered to herself as she started pushing Eva towards the Spa Hotel.
Zoey is seen testing out her key on the door but shakes her head and hops back into the carriage.
"Back we go." Brick turned the carriage back around as Jo arrived with Eva. Eva goes to test the key and growls when it fails.
"Hey Eva, I'd say we're two of the strongest competitors on our team. What say…" Jo was about to continue but was cut off by the growl of Eva as she got back into the carriage.
"The only people on this island I trust are Izzy and Noah. So just keep your trap shut." Eva warned and Jo nodded, but silently scowled.
Back at the top of the cliff, Sierra finally woke up from the elephant tranquilizer and looked around.
"Huh? We're on the cliff." Sierra yawned as she sat up and Cody quickly hid behind Owen as Chef grabbed her arm.
"If you can't control yourself maggot, then you're gonna be sent home quickly." Chef warned and let go of her arm and Sierra sighed as she looked at where Cody hid.
Confessional:
"I may have been on good terms with Cody at the end of World Tour, but I relapse back to my old ways sometimes. Heh. That was embarrassing." Sierra rubbed the back of her neck sheepishly.
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"Next divers!" Chris announced and Lightning ran by with a cheer, followed by Sierra.
"For Cody and the heroes!" Sierra shouted and Cody gulped slightly as Sierra hit the water and Lightning punched Fang in the nose on his way down. After a few seconds, both resurfaced. Lightning held a golden key and Sierra held one with Cody's head at the bottom.
"I got one that looks like Cody!" Sierra happily stated before going to the carriage as Jo and Lightning headed off. Up on the cliff, Cody groaned in embarrassment as some villains laughed at him.
"Why was there a key that looked like Cody?" Noah questioned Chris who chuckled.
"Specially made for Sierra." Chris explained simply and Noah nodded as he couldn't fault Chris's logic for once. Only this once however.
"Lightning, you don't like me and I especially don't like you." Jo told the white haired jock as she pushed the carriage.
"Sha-same." Lightning scoffed as Jo's eye twitched.
"But we need to stick together. Look at our team. The CIT whiner is a lone wolf, gothball and mohawk are dating, old Heather doesn't trust anyone, bookworm and Eva probably only trust each other, and no one trusts Scott and former freakshow and that robot. So I think we need to work together to not get voted out." Jo proposed and Lightning looked suspicious.
"Sha-no way. Lightning's gonna go it alone." Lightning hopped out of the carriage as they got to the Spa Hotel and tried the key. Lightning kept pushing until the key broke in half.
"Sha-stupid key. It should have fit." Lightning complained, holding the two halves of the key as he hopped back into the carriage as Sierra ran by to try the Cody key, only for it to fail.
"Aw. The Cody key didn't work." Sierra pouted slightly as Brick panted.
"This is definitely a good workout." Brick stood up straight and started pushing the carriage again.
Back at the cliff, DJ is seen looking at the robot in confusion.
"Didn't that belong to Blaineley?" DJ questioned to himself, to which the robot let out a few beeps.
"The robot part, yes. But what's inside…" Dawn ominously answered as she tapped the head of the robot.
"Well whatever's inside, it can't be worse than that psycho killer from season one." DJ sighed and Dawn nodded her head.
"Oh! It looks like Brick is back." Dawn proceeded to dive off the cliff, followed by a yelling Heather and the veterans all looked at Leshawna, who was brushing her hands off.
"Oh come on. Y'all know you wanted me to do it again." Leshawna defended to which Gwen snickered and Noah smirked.
"Ha! Good one." Duncan gave a thumbs up as he and Gwen looked down to see Heather get chased by Fang.
Confessional:
"Heather getting chased by a mutant shark is one way to cheer me up." Gwen smiled darkly at the camera.
Confessional 2:
"Does no one remember anything I did past the first season? I was actually a team player! Look at Team Amazon and I can tell you that no one there even tried to be a team past London, I'm looking at you Ms. I'm a CIT that wants to throw every challenge. Well except maybe Cody, but Sierra is as crazy as a fire is hot." Heather had to hold herself back from tearing at her hair in frustration
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The camera then shows Dawn and Heather both trying their respective keys and not working. As Jo runs ahead of Brick, Dawn looks around the island.
"There is still a lingering aura of pain." Dawn sighs to herself as Brick keeps pushing.
"Huh?" Brick wonders as he keeps going, nearly tripping over his feet.
"From the mutation of the island. Everything is still in pain here." Dawn looks saddened and Brick looks around.
"Yeah, but at least there's no more random octopus tentacles coming from the trees." As Brick says this, a tentacle suddenly comes from a nearby tree and starts slamming Brick between two trees.
"Oh no!" Dawn gasps as Brick is continuously injured.
Confessional:
"Hahaha! I'm so glad I convinced the producers to let one tree squid stay." Chris happily laughed.
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"Where is that army boy?" Leshawna looked down at the beach as Jo and Heather got back, with Jo dumping Heather onto the sand unceremoniously.
"I guess I'll go." Ezekiel went to jump off the cliff, but was held back by Duncan.
"Yeah, no. You're going last if you know what's good for you, homeschool." Duncan held up a fist to Ezekiel, making the boy back away in fear
Confessional:
"No one really likes me. Especially after I turned into a freak." Ezekiel pulled his toque over his eyes to cover his tears.
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"Kiss for good luck?" Duncan teased Gwen as Gwen looked nervously at Sierra, who was watching them intently as Owen also watched with a smile.
"Uh, no time!" Gwen pushed Duncan backwards, sending him off the cliff, to which he recovered and dove into the water, swimming past the sharks and grabbing a key. As he resurfaced, he saw a battered Brick and a concerned Dawn approach the beach.
"You look like you got into a fistfight with Chef. What, you piss him off or something?" Duncan laughed as Brick collapsed on the beach.
"Beware of the tree octopus. He is rather volatile today." Dawn warned the villains, to which Jo raised an eyebrow and Duncan just shrugged as he got in the carriage.
"Wish me luck." Mike told Zoey as he was ready to jump and Zoey gave him a peck on the cheek, causing Mike to stutter and trip backwards off the cliff. It is then shown he landed between all three sharks. Fang bared his teeth as suddenly rocks hit the sharks, causing them all to scatter. Zoey is then seen putting her necklace back on her neck, showing that she used her necklace to propel rocks at the sharks. Some people, namely Owen, Scott and Harold looked at her with a little awe.
"He would've done the same for me." Zoey responded to their looks and Izzy suddenly tackled her.
"Hahaha! That was great! But I can do better! Here, let me show you." Izzy then pulled the necklace off of Zoey, but was met by a growl from Zoey as she snatched the necklace back.
"Sorry." Zoey apologized as Izzy cackled.
"You would make a great apprentice to Izzy." Izzy looked at Zoey, who took a step back in concern.
Confessional:
"Apprentice? I don't think I can handle the intensity Izzy brings. Sorry." Zoey looked apologetic as she said this.
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"Listen up, mohawk. I'm in charge. Get in my way and I'll make you eat your own piercings." Jo threatened as they approached the Spa Hotel.
"Trust me, I don't want to be in charge. Knock yourself out trying." Duncan laughed as he hopped out of the carriage to test the key
"No go. It's a dud." Duncan is seen going back into the baby carriage as Jo smirks.
"Way to pick the wrong key, Dud-can." Jo quipped, getting a small laugh out of Duncan.
"Ha! Nice one!" Duncan congratulated and Jo looked confused.
"Thanks?" Jo thanked Duncan as she started pushing the carriage again.
Confessional:
"Wow, finally someone appreciates my killer zingers." Jo arrogantly looked happy and smiled
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"Are you okay Brick?" Mike asked his friend as Brick trudged by Jo on her way back to the beach.
"Yeah, I'm okay." Brick then fell on his face and groaned in pain.
"I'll take it from here bud." Mike got out of the carriage for a second and grabbed a long stick.
"You take a rest, I'll go check if this key works." Mike told his friend, leaving him behind as he went to the Spa Hotel. After a few minutes of laying there, Brick perked his head up to see Mike on his way back as Jo was back with Noah in the cart now.
"Hey look, it's Mr. large and in charge. Having fun giving orders to worms?" Jo teased Brick, who now stood back up as Noah rolled his eyes.
"Really should've let Owen push." Noah informed Brick as Mike gave the carriage to Brick and put himself back in and threw the stick away.
"Let's show them wrong." Mike told Brick and Brick nodded firmly.
"You'll see Jo. A soldier never gives up!" Brick yelled as he started pushing Mike back to the beach with determination in his eyes.
Back on the cliff, Harold spotted Brick arrive back and turned to Leshawna.
"My dearest Leshawna, I will get the right key for you." Harold promised and Leshawna teasingly rolled her eyes.
"Okay Doris." Duncan insulted and Harold ignored him and ran off the cliff, but belly flopped onto the water. Everyone watching, minus Eva, winced at the pain.
"I doubt he'll even get a key." Duncan told Justin, who just pointed back to the water, where Harold held a key high up.
"Doris actually did it? That's as plausible as anyone still being attracted to you." Duncan quipped and Justin had to bite his tongue from a response. Both didn't see Owen and Anne Maria both looking at Justin with stars in their eyes. Eva however did see this and smacked Anne Maria in the face.
"Hey, how about you focus on the former model after the challenge?" Eva reprimanded the Jersey girl, who just scoffed.
"Says the girl who will never get a date in her life." Anne Maria shot back as she went back to spraying her hair and focusing on Justin, angering Eva enough to pick the hair obsessed girl up and throw her off the cliff in her rage, just as Noah and Jo arrived back on the beach.
Anne Maria landed hair first on the water, with her hair preventing her from falling into the water and instead falling in sideways.
"Note to myself, do not get on Eva's bad side." Cameron whispered to DJ, who nodded with a frightened expression.
After this a short montage is shown of divers and key testing. Harold and Anne Maria test the keys they received, but to no avail. Cameron is seen flailing through the air into the water below, with an uncaring Gwen next to him. It is then shown their keys not working as well. Leshawna then jumps along with Justin, who poses for the sharks to not eat him. Their keys also don't work on the door, but Justin is seen trying to sweet talk the butler into opening the door. Courtney is seen screaming through the air with a laughing Izzy seen holding her, signalling that Courtney was tackled off the cliff by the psycho hose beast. Izzy instead of using the key to test, tries to use her hair until she gives up. Cody is seen jumping with no one else, signalling the catch up of the Heroes after the fall behind earlier as the camera cuts to show Courtney and Jo arguing outside of the Spa Hotel as Cody and Brick catch up, but their key fails. The last of the short montage is of Ezekiel landing into the water next to Lindsay, with her happily waving to the sharks as the sharks avoided the smell of Ezekiel. The montage ends as Ezekiel and Lindsay arrive at the Spa Hotel.
"Oh maybe they left a window open." Lindsay suggested after her attempt to test the key failed and clapped happily.
"Probably not." Brick took a deep breath as Lindsay got back in the carriage and Ezekiel went to test his key.
"It's not good." Ezekiel put the key into his pocket as he got into the carriage.
"How hard is it to find the right key?" Jo is seen sweating from the workout she's been having by pushing people around.
"Maybe you should've been a diver, eh." Ezekiel responds to which Jo doesn't respond as she's focusing her energy on pushing.
As the drivers arrive back on the beach, the villains are seen trying to separate Scott from a rock as Owen overlooks the cliff with DJ.
"Dude do you want to go, or can I go?" Owen asked his friend who looked at the water below, slightly terrified.
"Uh, you can go before me. I still need to get the courage. Also I could hurt the sharks." DJ pat his friend on the back as Izzy ran at Owen and put his floaties on his arms.
"Don't forget these." Izzy gave Owen a kiss on the lips before flicking his nose.
"Go get them." Izzy encouraged as Owen took a few steps back as the camera refocused on the villains.
"Come on dude, it's your turn." Duncan tried reasoning with the horrified farmboy as Lightning and Eva tried to pry him from the rock, but he was proving stronger than he looked.
"I believe that forcing Scott to do this might hurt him instead." Cameron tried reasoning with Lightning, who gave one look at him and lunged at Cameron in anger.
"Help!" Cameron cried out in fear and suddenly Izzy tackled Lightning away, making Cameron scream more.
Confessional:
"Last season really helped me get out of my bubble, I even conquered my fear of spiders," Cameron showed this by a spider landing on his finger and Cameron didn't even twitch, "But now Izzy terrifies me."
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"Dude, you or the robot have to dive and I'm pretty sure that thing isn't waterproof." Duncan again tried being reasonable.
"At l...least it's shark-proof." Scott shuddered in fear.
As this is happening, Owen is seen running and jumping off the cliff.
"Duck and cover!" Jo yells at the beach to Brick, where they both jump behind a rock to avoid the incoming splash from Owen, which also sends one shark on land, namely Fang, who smirks and starts making his way to the top of the cliff, unbeknownst to the other contestants.
"Owen takes the lead for the heroes for the first time in this challenge." Chris announces near the villains as the heroes high five as the villains focus their attention to Scott.
"Dive/Sha-dive!" The villains yell, excluding the robot, Ezekiel, Eva, Scott and Noah, at the terrified farmboy
At this shout from the villains, Eva tried pulling harder, succeeding in pulling Scott off the rock, but with her strength, they tumbled backwards into the robot, sending it to the edge of the cliff, where it seemed safe, when suddenly the cliff fell below the robot, sending it into the water below.
"So long and good riddance." Heather smirks as the camera cuts to underwater where the two other sharks start trying to chew through the robot, but suddenly the robot starts sparking and stuttering and suddenly causes a small explosion, sending a person flying into the air. The camera cuts up to show an unshaven Alejandro, with small burns still visible on his skin as well as scorched clothes, but he still gives a wink and a smile at the camera.
"What?!" Yells are heard from the cliff, with Lindsay saying it after everyone.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Heather shouted as Alejandro landed safely on the beach, with a bronze key falling into his hands.
Confessional:
"Of course it was the eel. Chris was probably the one to put him in there. But leave it to Alejandro to make that kind of entrance. Unexpected and out of nowhere." Noah had his arms crossed.
Confessional 2:
"Last thing I remember, I was burnt to a crisp on Hawaii and Chris put me in the robot suit to 'heal,'" Alejandro lounged and emphasized the quotes around heal, "It feels great to be free after so long. I must thank Scott for his cowardice and Eva's push."
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Alejandro then has his legs give out beneath him on the beach with everyone wincing from his pain.
Confessional:
"I was in that robot suit for two years. My legs are so asleep. It's like they're in a coma," Alejandro emphasized this by shaking his legs vigorously and shrugged, "Nothing."
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Jo helps Alejandro into the carriage as Owen approaches his own carriage.
"Al!? Hey, Brick look it's Al! It's been so long, Al! How've you been, Al? Al?" Owen questioned, making Alejandro's eye twitch in annoyance.
"Hello as well, butter donkey." Alejandro muttered the last one to himself, but Jo overheard it and smirked at the nickname as Owen sat in the carriage and Brick tried to push, but could not move the food loving boy.
"Hey Owen, can you try standing up?" Brick asked, an inkling of an idea forming as Owen stood up and the carriage was stuck to Owen's butt.
"Owen, can you help me onto your shoulders? I believe so long as I am touching the carriage, it will count as me pushing you and we can make it to the Spa Hotel." Brick told Owen his plan and Owen picked up Brick and put him on his shoulders, where Brick grabbed hold of the carriage and Owen started running.
"Woo hoo! Let's do this!" Owen cheered loudly as Brick saluted Owen for going with his idea.
Confessional:
"Owen is a great soldier for listening to my plan, as a good soldier has to follow a leader's order. Owen is a good teammate." Brick nodded his head happily.
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Jo is seen carrying Alejandro to the Spa Hotel door and he tries the key, but it doesn't work.
"Que? Chris told me in the robot suit which key it was." Alejandro questions and Chris's voice came over the loudspeakers.
"I said that because I knew you'd take the bait!" Chris mocked as Alejandro scowled and Jo put the spanish teen back into the baby carriage as they spotted Owen carrying Brick and the baby carriage on his back. Owen approached the door and put the key in and it opened.
"Finally." Jo let go of the handles of the baby carriage as Chris flew down in his jetpack.
"The Heroic Hawks win! Villainous Vultures, I'll meet you at the campfire ceremony in a little bit." Chris announced with Brick and Owen cheering when suddenly a scream was heard from a walkie talkie on Chris's belt.
"Huh. Guess I should go check on Chef and the other contestants. Don't maim each other while I'm gone." Chris then flew off as Owen and Brick looked concerned and Jo and Alejandro went to the porch of the loser's cabin.
The camera cut back to the top of the cliff, with Scott being pinned against a rock by an angry Fang as everyone tried to process the situation. Chef tried to tranquilize the mutant with an elephant tranquilizer, but Fang just caught it and growled at Scott.
"Just let him be eaten. He'll probably be eliminated ta-night anyways." Anne Maria seemed unconcerned, even making her team of villains look at her in surprise.
"You're kidding." Gwen deadpanned, knowing full well she was not kidding.
"Oh I've always wanted to fight a mutant. Eva, wanna join?" Izzy turned to the buff girl who shrugged.
"Why not? Hey ugly!" Eva shouted at Fang, making him turn his head with his teeth parted as Izzy lunged at the shark with a stick in hand and put it into his mouth. Fang easily crunched the stick as Eva punched the shark in the face, knocking multiple teeth out. Chef then shook his head and shot another elephant tranquilizer and knocked Fang out just as Chris arrived on his jetpack.
"Hey McMoron, this shark just tried to eat one of your contestants." Heather glared at the host, who looked as Chef started dragging Fang's body.
"Fine. Bring Fang to the…" Chris whispered to Chef where to bring the mutant and Chef nodded as he put the unconscious shark into the golf cart.
"Hey Chris, who won the challenge?" Cody asked as he pulled himself out of Sierra's terrified hold of him.
"Oh right, villains you're the losers. Owen opened the door, so heroes go enjoy your stay at the Spa Hotel." Chris dismissively answered to which the Heroic Hawks cheered as the Villainous Vultures looked at each other anxiously.
Confessional:
"Who do I want gone? Ezekiel, the money destroyer, Justin the useless, Scott the shark food, Alejandro the handsome… Forget I said that." Heather tried to correct herself, but it was already on tape.
Confessional 2:
"I heard what Anne Maria said. If she thinks I'm deaf because Fang was attacking me, she's wrong." Scott glared at the camera.
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The camera cuts to show the campfire ceremony at dark, with the villainous losers on the wooden logs, but the heroes are shown sitting in some wooden bleachers with a peanut logo on the front.
"Welcome Vultures. This season I decided to have the winners watch the elimination ceremony before their victory dinner in the peanut gallery." Chris taunted the villains as Owen is seen with a plate of bacon in each hand already and Cody is seen scooching away from Sierra and hiding behind Izzy, "But before the voting, I need a special volunteer from the winner's team. It's a special surprise., one might call it a prize."
"I volunteer. I need to make up for not jumping." DJ stood up and Dawn gasped, knowing he still had lingering parts of the animal curse.
"Nice. Your prize is a night spent on Boney Island." Chef walked up to DJ, who DJ gave a nervous chuckle to, before being led away.
"How is that a prize?" Scott wondered and Chris smirked.
"Because it's where this season's immunity idol is being kept." Chris informed Scott and Scott groans in response.
"Now he tells us." Scott responded in annoyance.
"Time to cast your votes." Chris announces and the villains all steel their nerves.
Confessional:
"If she wants to feed people to sharks, then she can get fed votes." Noah snarked as he crossed out Anne Maria's picture.
Confessional 2:
"The hair spray is too much for sha-Lightning." Lightning revealed his vote for the Jersey girl as well.
Confessional 3:
"Might as well accept the facts." Ezekiel crosses out his own picture.
Confessional 4:
"Shark bait is too useless to keep." Jo crossed out Scott's picture.
Confessional 5:
"They're all beautiful, but alas she must go." Alejandro sighed in exaggeration as he crossed out a picture.
Confessional 6:
"Gothy's going down." Courtney scribbled vigorously on a picture.
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"Hmm. Okay. Interesting." Chris looked at all the votes and looked at the campers.
"Lightning, Noah, Eva, Jo, Alejandro, Justin, Courtney, Duncan, Heather, and Gwen. You're all safe." Chris announced, tossing the aforementioned contestants their marshmallows, leaving Ezekiel, Scott and Anne Maria without one.
"Hey lookie here, Ezekiel you're getting your first immunity symbol. First time for everything I suppose." Chris tossed a marshmallow at Ezekiel, who caught it in shock.
"Eh?!" Ezekiel exclaimed in his shock as Anne Maria sprayed her hair and Scott bit his lip nervously.
"Anne Maria, Scott. I have only one marshmallow left. Anne Maria, you angered some people with the comment to let Scott be eaten, and Scott, you refused to jump off the cliff into the shark infested waters." Chris pointed out and Scott scowled.
"Hey DJ didn't jump either." Scott pointed at the hero team and Chris shrugged.
"Fair point. I don't care. The loser is…
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Scott. Here's your marshmallow." Chris tossed the marshmallow to Scott as Anne Maria finally paid attention outside of her hairspray.
"I just have to ride the catapult again? That ain't bad." Anne Maria shrugged and Chris cackled.
"Nope. This season we've got something a bit better." Chris's response made everyone nervous, even Eva.
Chris then leads everyone to the docks, where a giant toilet is seen at the docks.
"Welcome to the Flush of Shame. Your one way ticket out of the game." Chef is then seen grabbing Anne Maria and forcing her into the toilet.
"You can't flush me. My hairspray needs to settle." Anne Maria tried to reason, but Chris had already pushed a button on a remote, sending Anne Maria spiralling down into the toilet, with her screaming.
"Everyone else is safe, for today." Chris ominously told and many campers gulped in fear of getting flushed.
Confessional:
"I did want to eliminate Scott, but he will make a valuable pawn in the future. I do need votes on my side after all." Alejandro leans back in the confessional with a smirk.
Confessional 2:
"Let's hope Owen knows that that toilet is off limits." Noah deadpanned at the camera, with slight fear in his voice.
Confessional 3:
"I wonder where Chris keeps the toilet paper for the giant toilet." Owen wondered aloud, letting out a small fart.
Confessional 4:
"At least I don't have to deal with Anne Maria going after Vito this season," Mike sighed in relief but then tapped his head, "But I don't know if he would even come out. My personalities have been keeping themselves stuck up more and more in my head. If I knew any better… no I can't think about that." Mike let out a nervous chuckle as the confessional ended, ending the episode as well.
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AN: Ah, Anne Maria is gone. All is right with my fanfiction. Joking aside, yeah she's gone early. She doesn't contribute much at all and the driving point of her in this is her lack of care for anyone but herself, exemplified by the Fang scene here. Of course Scott wasn't going early. I found him too enjoyable in All Stars canon and wanted to keep that part of him. So it was actually between one other person and Anne Maria on who was gonna go first and Anne Maria was gonzo. Anyways, I would've included other characters, Geoff, Bridgette and Trent mainly, but at that point it would've just been combining both casts. So I just took the best of both casts from canon, as well as sprinkling in some that people want to see more of, namely Brick, Dawn, Eva, Ezekiel, and hell DJ and Cody were included because I thought they needed more time in the spotlight. I'm not gonna say anything about my plans for characters, except for Mal right here. I plan for Mal to be better executed than canon, as we all know how badly he turned out there. So keep an eye out for Mal in the future. But beyond that, I enjoyed writing this, from character interactions, like Harold, Duncan and Leshawna, to additional scenes, like the Fang attacking Scott scene, to Izzy just fighting witb Chef, Lightning, Sierra and Fang. Izzy is just so chaotic it's fun to write. Anyways, a few questions I want to answer before they're asked. Yes I will be doing an aftermath show and the non-contestants will appear there. Of course there will be my own challenges I come up with that aren't in canon as this is definitely a long season. Anyways, those are the two questions I can think would be asked. Ask others if you want, I'll try to answer as long as they aren't spoilers. Anyways, have a good day and remember... Sundae Muddy Sundae is the worst episode in Total Drama All Stars, no questions asked.