Chapter 1: Bad Day

Naruto Uzumaki was having an incredibly bad day— No, it was more like a bad month if he said so himself. He was rolling down the street. His arms are pushing the wheelchair he very much hated and going down the streets. He could almost feel the eyes on him as he passed people. It was somewhere around the afternoon. But Naruto really wasn't caring. In fact, he felt depressed as he wasn't sure what he could do. Naruto sighed as he remembered how only a month ago he was a Cop, and a pretty damn good one if he might say so himself.

That was until a month ago when his life went straight to the gutter.

"Fuck, how the hell is it? I made it through to god damn tours in the middle east. Get hired on as a cop, and I somehow fucking ended up in this situation?" He cursed under his breath. Such a thing he'd been doing lately. He was angry— No, he was depressed. Hell, Naruto wasn't sure what he wanted but he was mad. He also hated how people watched him. Almost pity him. He wanted to just smack one of them, but a part of him held that side back.

All because of one month, though at least they didn't hate him. He shuddered, thinking of the phone calls. One bad day and now he was fucked over for the rest of his life.

He remember just walking down the road on a dark cold night. Someone had called in about some noise. Naruto figured that it was someone that had too much to drink, and it would be an easy job go over find the guy, and take him in letting him detox in the drunk tank. Nothing too crazy The wind was chilly fuck Naruto wished that he brought a jacket with him. But those things happened and it wasn't anything he could do to stop it.

'Next time I'll bring one heh, yeah. Get this guy head back to the station a nice cup of coffee, Then I'll put on my sunglasses and have a donut. Richard can make a joke saying I need the mustache.' He snorted at the thought. Especially the idea of him with a mustache. He tried growing one once and it made him look stupid. No facial hair was something he never did. Not without looking like a teenager.

Naruto walked down the Alley way when he heard a loud bang. He looked around seeing a trash can fall over, his heart pounded as he saw a dog walking over a small scruffy dog. That looked so lonely.

"Hey little guy, are you ok?" Naruto asked looking at the old thing. It gave a light bark before walking away. Naruto nodded tipping his hat.

"Got it on your way citizen." The dog sneezed and walked off, almost as if it was imagining; Weird human.

Naruto sighed figuring that was the source of the noise and head off though of course he was going to need to give a full search. Otherwise he might get yelled at. Just another day in the life of a cop.

Maybe it Naruto had walked away and went on home, said fuck the paperwork. He could've been better. But no that wasn't the case as he moved down the Alley way. When he heard a voice off on the other side,

"You got the cash?"

"Yeah but do you have the Stuff?" two men walking; they were standing on the other side, not noticing Naruto as he looked over and realized A drug deal was going on at this moment. He reached over, grabbing his holster. He needs to get in close and stop the two. Make sure neither runoff. There was suddenly a flash of light, and the next thing Naruto knew he was in a hospital. His eyes feeling heavy while looking around.

"What happened?" Naruto asked though he found he couldn't remember what happened after that flash of bright light. When he tried getting up he found he couldn't In fact. He wasn't even able to feel the lower half of his body.

His life didn't get any better, apparently there was a dead body found, a black man who was shot dead. Adding with a cop it didn't end well the news had a field day with that. He was given death threats for the last month. No one knowing the full context of what happen even Naruto didn't and he was there. Apparently the doctor had called it Temporary amnesia, basicly after a traumatic even the bring shuts down and his memory may slowly come back or it never will. Naruto felt his blood boil.

The only reason he wasn't in jail was because the bullet in the other mans didn't come from his gun, then the fact he was paralized it was dubbed self defense. But they never found the third man. Naruto wished he could find. Though he was afraid of what he might do. Since he imagined that if he did. It would not end well for ether of them. Naruto imagined if he found the man or even suspected who it was Naruto would've made sure the man hadn't survived.

Though Naruto wouldn't find out, not for a long time, after his accident he left the force. He felt useless while his brothers risked his life. He couldn't take desk duty for the rest of his life. That was what hurt him the most. The feeling of being useless. Not knowing what he could do to truly help him. Than the fact was he never had a plan B. His father was a cop, and his father was a cop, and his fathers, father. The fact was Naruto only knew this, and not much else.

Naruto whimpered as he made a turn over into the local gas station. As he got in. It took him a couple of minutes to adjust the wheelchair, but he made it inside. A hard grunt while an old woman opened the door for him.

"There you go sonny." She said with a light smile,

"Thanks," Naruto muttered, trying to give a smile. Though it was hard, he could only force it. He hadn't smiled in the last month, genuinely smiled. That simply hurt. He rolled in and grabbed a drink. He had some savings left, but he knew he'd need to get another job though who would hire him. He didn't want to go on the governments' dime. He was too proud for that. He didn't want to rely on it while others needed it more than him. He cursed more. However, a thought came to him. A dark one as he remembered his gun locked up in his home. A shot, a single shot. As he sweats a bullet. It wouldn't hurt just the pull of a trigger and it would all be over. No pain- No misery, Hell What did he have to live for. Betty left him not too long after his accident.

The reason being;

'Your just too god damn depressed; I can't take it anymore. You don't want to see a therapist, and all your doing is staying in this house its not good for you! It's not good for me!' She left him that day, didn't even bother to give him time the shock of it. Naruto remembered the temptation on that day to take the gun and do it. He even remembered the temptation the night he got out of the hospital—those thoughts.

It's just a single shot, and I could do it. No one would miss me, and I'd be just another cripple they have to bury. I don't have anyone else. That small voice in his head said, he tried shaking it off. Think of something anything to get that damn voice out of his head. He shook his head as he tried to find a memory. A happy memory to try and get that thought away. He saw the Lottery Tickets as he took a gulp.

I could give it a shot; I mean, if I win, I could buy a pizza or just have an extra bit of cash. Not like I need the money, Plus it could be my last night… No, stop that! Stop thinking those thoughts. Oh dear god, stop! He grunted as he shook his head.

He walked towards the front counter and placed the drink on the counter. The stations attendent smiled a cheerful young girl who wasn't beaten down by life, gave a thumbs up.

"Hey there, is there anything else you might need Sir?" She had a peppy voice as she bounced over slightly Naruto noticed her breast bouncing and nipples sticking against her work shirt.

"Um, I'd like a lottery ticket, the 750,000 a year for life." The girl nodded as she reached down and pulled one out. The scratch off was a enticing as he moved his finger over taking it and handed the money, the total was around twenty-five dollars. He rolled over the side. He began scratching them off. Of course it was the number one match the number and you win.

He didn't look at them at first a shudder as he was afraid of jinxing it. When he finally finished. He examined it. There was only one winner. Though he hadn't uncovered that.

His quarter moved over it and began scratching it off and revealed what he won. He was imagining it would be fifty bucks. Though suddenly his eyes widened. When he saw what it really said. It stated clear as day.

"I won… I WON!" He suddenly screamed in utter shock and surprised his hand whipped up right in the air screaming in excitement. He gripped that ticket and began rolling right out. He was feeling himself smile pure joy spreading over him as he began to head home. The attendant waved with a smile.

"Hey glad you won have a great day!" She said keeping that cheerful smile as Naruto Rode off. He rolled on, as he was imagining all the good things that was going to happen. His life would improve. Hell He'd never have to work a day in his life. All he'd have to do is just live his life. He pushed his wheelchair off forward.

That was when he suddenly heard a loud scream, Honking as he turned his head over and realized he was in the street. Then without warning a Semi truck slammed right at him. For Naruto at that very moment, everything went dark, and there was nothing.

"Am I dead?" That was the only question Naruto felt like asking. He was surrounded by darkness. He felt absolutely nothing. It caused him to shudder while feeling the surrounding nothingness. He didn't even feel the wind blowing against his face. Though at the same time he felt as though he was in a place, a bad place. Something that was by far older than time, and older then his own world. But far more dangerous. If he stayed here he might've been lost forever swallowed into this dark abyss. Then without warning there was a light. It was small like a star on a warn summers night. And then it got bigger, and Naruto felt as though he was being pulled towards it. Like a moth going towards an open flame. That light slowly became blinding. As he grunted. Though he could not move his arms to cover his face.

He had to endure that light untill there was a flash of darkness once more. Then be began seeing thing. First it was all blurry so all he could really see was colors, and then those blurry images began to change and take shapes as he started to realize he was being surrounded by tree's not just a few but a lot, soon sound followed with it, as he could hear the birds chirping, and the light humming of insects. Truly the wonders of nature

Naruto groaned as he grabbed his head. It suddenly began pounding like he was experiencing the worst hangover in his life. Soon he stepped forward. That was when he suddenly realized. He took a step. He looked down, and saw he was standing on his own two legs.

"Holy shit, Holy shit. Fucking Holy shit! I can walk, I can mother fucking walk." There Naruto Uzumaki screamed out like a child on a sugar rush. He began jumping into the air running around. His legs actually moving. A month of lose of these sweet babies and he planned on never going back to that. He felt like a child on Christmas. He thought of the lottery ticket. He reached down trying to grab it only to realize it wasn't there. In fact he was missing his clothes.

"Ok, I admit I should be questioning why I'm naked in the middle of a forest, but fuck it, I can walk." He started stretching and moving around. He didn't realize how much he missed walking and bouncing around. Suddenly he heard growling and turned his head around very, very slowly.

Standing there, almost ten feet tall. Was a large Grey wolf. It was Baring it's teeth at him, and stared at him like a 5 course meal. Naruto couldn't help but remember the song The preacher and the Bear: The preacher never seen nothing' quiet that large, They looked each other right smack in the eyes. Didn't take that preacher long to say Bye.

Like that preacher Naruto started running like a motherfucker. He didn't have a gun, he didn't have a weapon. There was no way in hell he was going to try beating that thing to death with his dick.

Naruto started running, He ran as fast as he could as he moved past the tree's. The wolf. It was actually giving him a head start as it growled. Naruto made it fifty feet away as he dodged tree's before the wolf started pouncing. The chase was on.

Naruto didn't stop running, though he did curse a whole lot, as the creature began chasing him. He cursed he swore. He was even begging the god above not to kill him.

"Come on what the fuck did I ever do to you!" He yelled out towards the wolf and probably god himself more than anything. He felt his legs burning as he ran faster. It had been a long time since he ran— and running this hard. It was an exhillerated feeling as he moved on. He just hopped he didn't slip.

"Fuck I get to walk and I'm being chased by god damn Fenrir." He made a quick turn heading off towards the right. Hoping that it would run into the large tree. Though the wolf was large. It was clearly smart, while it made a quick turn Sliding on the grass as it started moving towards him. He heard how it barked and knew if he couldn't think of something quick he was going to die.

Suddenly without warning he heard a whistle of wind shoot right past his ear. As he suddenly looked back. An arrow sticking to the ground behind him. Practicly stopping him in his tracks.

"What the?" Suddenly the wolf Naruto called Fenrir was getting closer, as an array of arrows shot infront of the beast. Causing it to stop in place. While Naruto looked back figuring out where they came from. The wolf simply growled, and decided that Naruto wasn't worth the headache and surviving was by far more important than him.

It began running off into the forest. Naruto he could only sigh, as he imagined thanking whoever caused Fenrir to run right off.

"Thank fucking god." He grumbled as he was getting up. He turned around and suddenly standing there. Were three of the most gorgeous woman he'd seen in his life, but they were also the weirdest looking. If it made any sense.

The three were all different shapes and sizes the one in the middle was a tall giant of a woman. Standing around six feet, with short silver hair. Her skin's being a bright emerald green. She stood there basically naked with a chain mail bikini that barely covered her large breast. That reminded Naruto of Watermelons. Naruto almost wondered how they didn't pop out from the top. She had a matching Chain mail bikini bottom that was basically a thong. Her legs were pure muscle. Then the fact she had a six pack. She looked like the very definition of an Amazon warrior. She was carrying a one sided sword that was curved and jagged. Then there was the spear on her back. But Naruto looked at her face. A scar that moved down her right eye, and a pair of fangs escaped her lips sticking down. They looked sharp. Then there were her eyes. They were a matching a soft green. Surreal as she kept them on her

The other two girls were just as Green though equally as beautiful. Though they weren't as scared up as the middle one. The one on the left was smaller, and wore leather, Though it seemed to make her figure more impressive, as the corset squeezed her frame. She was holding a bow, with the arrow ready to be drawn at any second. She watched him with a grim expression as she had a set of goggles. That were over her eyes. She seemed to have long jet black hair that moved down to her shoulder length.

But then there was the third one. She kept a happy expression on her face. Though something about her was more off. She seemed wild, like at any moment she was going to cause damage, without a moments thought. She was holding what looked to be a large stick. A set of robes that were a deep shade of red. That clung to her frame. Naruto could practically see her nipples as they pressed against the fabric. He had to put his attention on the other two just to make sure he didn't grow an erection.

Naruto couldn't help but feel confused looking towards the green women.

Are they cosplayer's? Is this some kind of joke. No it can't be I'm actually able to stand. Yeah, this must be a dream. He motioned over pinching himself but grunted hard as he felt a rush of pain.

"Nope still away, Um ok ladies I know this might be weird but—" Though before he could finish what he was about to say the green woman had pulled out her spear and began pushing it against his chin. Naruto raised his hand holding it straight up and exclaimed,

"Woah— Woah, woah calm down there no need to get violent." Normally Naruto might've reached over pulling his gun. But he remembered that he was naked in the middle of nowhere, so he didn't have anything to defend himself.

"Who are you? What are you?" The green amazon who was gripping her spear asked her voice a light growl. But Naruto couldn't help but find it exotic, almost sexy. Naruto couldn't help but think it was almost German. She bared her sharp teeth ready for a fight.

"My names Naruto Uzumaki, I'm a police officer— Former police officer." Naruto cursed under his breath as it was a force of habbit. But he knew he couldn't fight his way out and needed her to put the spear down maybe try and get it away from her. Every instinct told him to try and take her down and put the cuffs on her.

"Officer?" The girls mumble looking towards the other, nudging over some.

"Yes I'm a former officer now please can you lower the spear and we can talk those through. Maybe get me some clothes."

I should be able to find out whats going on. Though dear god how am I going to explain why I'm naked. I might be arrested for indecent exposure. It was one of those times Naruto really wish he could move his hands down covering his private but if he moved to fast she might plunge the spear in his face. The spear felt real especially with how it pushed against his chin.

"Ino! Grab the ropes." She called over towards the one with the bow, who nodded as she reached around and pulled out a thick set of rope. Where she was hiding it Naruto didn't know where she was hiding that before.

"Wait you're not going to—" But before he could finish that The Green Amazon slammed the back of the spear into his head causing him to black out.

The Universe truely did seem to hate Naruto Uzumaki.