Monday, April 8, 2022

21:03

Woman: Have they awoken, yet?

Man: No, not yet.

Boy: I don't see how this guy'll help our plans. I mean, what do we even know about him?

Woman: We know he has the same beliefs as us about the aliens.

Boy: Why do we have to call them aliens? That's a stupid name-

*Loud bang*

Boy: AH, FUCK! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!

Woman: Don't disrespect the decision of The Great Kami. They are our protector, and we are their subjects. We must cleanse this world of the aliens for them...

*Long silence*

Boy: My apologies. Long live the Kamines.

All: Long live the Kamines.

Man:...

Woman: What is it?

Man: Oh? Um... nothing, dear.

*Another loud bang*

Man: AAAHHHHH!

Woman: Do NOT refer to me as "dear". You know what happened to HER, don't you?!

Man: O-of course. M-my apologies, milady.

*Two sets of footsteps leaving room*

Boy: Welp, there they go.

*Long sigh*

Boy: Long live the Kamines. Long live Kami... but... why must it be her?

*End log*