*Red: Hey all, Red here this time. And yes, I know what you all thinking, "HUR DUUR! ANOTHER NSL STORY! MORE LOUD BASHING AND MAKING LUNA A FUCKING SAINT WHILE THE REST OF THEM SUFFER, ESPECIALLY LYNN WHO'S AN IRREDEEMABLE BITCH FOR NO FUCKING REASON!" No. This is not like those stories. No CPS, no being sent away to another dimension or taken in by another family. No stupidly making all of the Louds horrible people and ripping off the opening to Planet Hulk for literally no fucking reason. This is something more…ORIGINAL*Dramatic flare*! Yes, I know that may be shocking to you, but you don't need to redo the same fucking NSL tropes that have already be done long before your story, and done much better, in fact. So with that, Love, Luck & Lemons…enjooooooooy!~*
Geo: Also while this isn't the Winning Choice on the Poll it is a new Edition of the Reign Series that we Promised speaking of Which Keep voting on the Poll and the winning Choice will be made into the Next major Story for the Reign Series after this and Before you Ask Yes this is the Final Story for the Reign of Lincoln Series Not counting the Eventual Repost of the Original Story.
The Louds were having a grand old time at the beach...well except for Lincoln, who was forced to wear the smelly mascot costume.
"Grrrrrr, this is so unfair." Lincoln grumbled as he felt his crotch blazing on fire as he stood there in place as he watched Lynn forcing Leni to do jumping jacks, her large E-Cups bouncing in the air, making him briefly grateful for the suit hiding his nosebleed.
"Come on, Leni, 12 more!" Lynn said, showing off her tight cheeks and making Lincoln silently gulp as the pain in his lower regions increased.
'DAMN IT, LYNN!' He thought as some anger mixed in with his incestuous thoughts.
"Alright, Leni. Now follow me and take off your bottom." Lynn said. "Why?"
"Because we're gonna do some bare butt yoga." Lynn spoke with a smile.
"Ok!" Leni cheered.
"Girls, no. This is a public beach." Rita sighed.
"Don't worry, Mom, no one else is here."
"Your father is here and I don't want you girls scarring him."
"Oh come on, pleeeease?"
"...Well...ok, but let me distract your father first." She said reluctantly as she shook her husband awake. "Huh?"
"Honey, why don't we go somewhere more…private~"
"Oooh count me in!" He said all too eagerly as both parents rushed off to the bathroom while Lynn and Leni dropped their pants, completely forgetting about their brother as he just stood there and watched with bulging eyes. 'AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHGHHH!'
*Later that day*
'I can't take this anymore!' Lincoln thought as he and his family walked into the house, himself being the last one.
"GRRRR THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT!" He suddenly shouted angrily as he took off the head and threw it across the hallway, scowling as he slammed his door shut and ripped the suit off.
"I'M DONE!" He roared while heavily panting and stripping from his sweaty clothes. "MOM! LINCOLN TOOK OFF THE SUIT!" He heard Lola screech as he growled, locked the door and curled up into a ball.
"LINCOLN ABRAHAM LOUD! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!" Rita yelled, but her yells fell upon deaf ears as he closed his eyes and started to cry. "Why? All I wanted was some time for myself. Is that so wrong?" He whimpered to himself.
"Rita? Leni got her hand stuck in the shower drain." Lynn Sr. sighed.
"Again? Seriously?! *Sigh* Hopefully we can get her out a lot better than Lincoln can get out of his mess."
"Agreed. I can't believe he would lie about being bad luck!" Lynn Sr. said as they seemed to have forgotten that they were saying this in front of Lincoln's door which was thinner than the walls.
"They…knew?" He whispered with wide eyes as they continued.
"Lynn, do you think we went too far?"
"Nah! Lincoln has to learn he needs to support his family, no matter what!"
"Yeah, you're right. I suppose he does."
"Uh, Rita? Between you and me, I think that vacation we took to Florida last week used up the last of Lincoln's college fund."
"Why don't we have Lisa tutor him? After all, his grades are slipping so he might get held back this year."
"Great idea honey! Honestly, here I was worried that Leni might be the family's lost cause." He said as they shared a laugh while inside Lincoln's room, the camera zoomed into Lincoln's brain which showed a dial that was slowly turning from the 'calm' to the 'time to die' setting as it began to spark before exploding.
"That's it!...I'VE HAD IT!" He screamed before kicking the door with all his might.
*EXPLODE!*
"What the heck?!" Rita stammered as the smoke cleared, revealing Lincoln, who sent them a glare so angry and hateful it felt like the Devil himself was staring into their souls, filling them with dread and fear. "Uhhhhhh hey sport...you uhhhhh...you o-"
*SMACK*
"Lynn!" Rita exclaimed as their son smacked his father right in the face, causing him to fall to his knees.
"Lincoln, yo-"
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE, YOU LOOSE, CAMEL TOE FACED, ONE CENT WHORE!" He roared, making her cower in fear as Sr. rubbed his now swollen cheek. "What in God's name is WRONG WITH YOU MENTAL RETARDS?!" He roared as the sisters all poked their heads out except Lily, who waddled up to Lincoln and smacked his ankle. "BAD INCY!"
Lincoln sighed and picked up Lily and handed her to Leni with a smile as he booped her nose making the baby laugh. "Leni, be a dear and cover her ears for me, okay?"
"...O-ok?" Leni spoke as she ducked passed Lori and did so. "Her ears are covered."
"Now where was I? Oh yeah!...YOU TWO ARE DESPICABLE DUNCES, DESCENDED FROM DANGEROUSLY DUMB DELINQUENTS AND DEGENERATES!" He shouted, causing the poorly made walls and windows, and some of the ceiling, crack or shatter.
"What's the Jinx's prob-" *POW!* Lola was cut off as Lincoln delivered a right hook to her face so hard she cracked the wall. "SAY IT AGAIN BITCH! I DARE YOU TO CALL ME THAT AGAIN!" He yelled as he lightly strangled her, making everyone gasp at his threat and sudden hostility.
"Calm down, bro!" Luna said uneasily as he shot her the same glare he gave their parents, quickly shutting her up.
"Why, in your twisted minds, would any of you think what you did was even remotely fucking alright?!" He yelled, making them all want to get smaller and smaller as even Lynn Jr. herself started to be afraid, since Lincoln NEVER got this angry before.
" ...Well?...ANSWER ME!" He screamed, making them flinch
"B-Because you're ba-"
"SHUT UP LOLA!" Almost all of them shouted suddenly, startling her and making her fall back on her butt.
"YOU! *Points to Lori* YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE OLDEST, THE MOST RESPONSIBLE OF US ALL, BUT NO! INSTEAD YOU JUST GO ALONG THE 'EVERYONE KICK OUT LINCOLN' TRAIN! AND YOU LITTLE MISS FUNNY GIRL! *Points to Luan* HERE'S A JOKE FOR YA WHY DID LINCOLN DIE FROM HEAT STROKE? MAYBE BECAUSE HIS OWN FAMILY KILLED THEM!"
"L-Lincoln, that's not fu-"
"Laugh!"
"Bu-"
"I SAID LAUGH!" He screamed at the jokester, who couldn't help but cry. "Luan Olivia Loud, I swear if you don't laugh I'LL RIP OUT YOUR DAMN TEETH AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR FUCKING GULLET!" He roared as she ran into her room bawling.
"Fucking bitch." He grunted as he turned to Lynn, who looked uneasy under his glare. "You are single-handedly the most selfish, petty, and downright pathetic excuse of a person that I know!" He growled while making his way towards her as those around her stepped away. "You are NOTHING but a bitchy sore loser who doesn't take no for an answer and blames everyone else for her own fuck ups!" He exclaimed as he backed her into a wall and turned to Luna.
"You! You are the biggest fucking hypocrite I have EVER had the misfortune of knowing!" He yelled, making her stumble.
"H-Hypocrite?!" Luna stammered with wide eyes as he stared directly into them. "You say you're the closest to me, that you're my self proclaimed 'guardian' that can do no wrong, that you'll always be there and stand by me when I need you, no matter what. Then you just STAND THERE AND WATCH as they throw me outside, IN THE RAIN, WITH NO FOOD OR WATER! And when I do get back inside, you don't even bat an eye towards me and completely ignore what you did! You fuckers even sold my stuff just for a damn PUNISHMENT!"
"B-But we didn't sell anything! I-It's all in Lisa's bunker!" She stammered, hoping to try and calm him down. "THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT YOU NEGLECTFUL, HYPOCRITICAL, SELF OBSESSED BITCH!" Luna gave him a look of fear and whimpered as he moved onto the twins. "And you two!"
"W-What about us?" Lana gulped.
"With you two, it's always 'Me! Me! Me!' You, Lola, are nothing but a sad little snitch who's constantly bitching just because she can't have her way! And Lana, all you do is bring dangerous and rabid animals that attack everyone, and eat trash and other nasty shit! You're so obsessed with not letting stuff go to waste that you're LITERALLY WILLING TO DIE BECAUSE OF IT!"
"D-Die?" She gulped with fear, as if she had never even considered what her actions would do to herself as Lincoln looked at Lucy. "And as for you, you thin skinned freak." He spat out, making her flinch.
"Li-"
"I don't want to hear what you have to say, you pathetic little wrist cutter!" He snapped, making everyone gasp. "You aren't even my sister, you're just a freeloading creep these 'people' took pity on! So why don't you take that shitty bust and go back to your real parents! Oh wait, I forgot, they didn't even want you, you suicidal piece of shit." He roared while going to Lisa as Lucy started to shake before running downstairs, crying her eyes out.
"And you, little miss genius!"
"What? What about me?" She said with a raised eyebrow and a look that said 'I know where you sleep, bitch'.
"You knew this entire time I wasn't bad luck, didn't you, Elizabeth?" He growled as Lisa flinched, She HATED when people used her real name.
"Everyone but Leni, Lucille and the twins knew this was an actual punishment, I am surprised Lucille didn't speak up at all, though she most likely fell to peer pressure." She said as the parents and remaining siblings tensed up.
Lincoln said nothing, all he did was something Lisa didn't expect any of them to do; he punched her directly in her eyes and shattered her glasses without warning before he began to viciously pummel her face in.
"Dude stop!" Luna shouted she and the others tried to pull him away but failed as he started kicking.
"DIE, YOU FUCKING BITCH! DIE!" He snarled as Lynn finally pulled him off and was horrified at her sister's bloody face before he threw her off.
"AND AS FOR YOU, LENI!...2+2 doesn't equal fish, Lisa lied to you."
"*GASP* HOW COULD YOU?!"
"What, no ripping into her yet you do it to us?"
"Shut it, Luna, or else I'll tell Sam what you-no, you know what? What's stopping me from telling everyone about what you all did!" He exclaimed while turning to the so-called 'adults'.
"Now, onto you two! YOU are a sad, pathetic excuse of a father. No wonder Pop-Pop doesn't like you, you wasted money meant for your children's education on personal vacations, your shit restaurant and that god awful tie collection, you obviously have no love for your only male child since you were oh so eager to throw me outside and let me suffocate in that 70 pound suit! And you, my so-called mother, have the gall to think of me as a happy accident and think that I'm the sole troublemaker of this family!...Pop-Pop, Grandma and Great Grandma Harriet would be disappointed in you, even Ruth isn't as selfish or heartless as you!" He said coldly, piercing her heart as he walked into his room and grabbed his phone, making her eyes widen in realization and horror.
"NOOOOOO!" The matriarch cried out as she rushed into his room, only for him to pull up his mattress and block the doorway with it, smacking Rita in the face.
"LINCOLN, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS, I-I'M SORRY...I...I'll do anything if you don't call the Police...ANYTHING!" She pleaded as her husband got up and joined her.
"Lincoln, your mother's right, who knows what the cops will do to us, I can't survive in prison, Lincoln I just can't! We'll do anything!"
'Good to see his priorities are in the right place.' They thought bitterly as Lincoln slowly opened the door.
"...Anything?" He said while moving the mattress as he saw his parents nodding, as well as his siblings eagerly nodding. Lincoln was in fact a lot of things. He was semi-honest, kind and a gentle soul and his conscience always got the better of him...Not this time though.
"Ok. Here's how it's gonna go down. From now on I'm in charge, understood?!" He told them as he smirked. 'This'll teach them not to push me around like that ever again.' He thought as he saw his parents sigh and nod.
*The next day*
"*Yawn* Morning already?" He smiled as he grabbed a nearby bell and rang it. "Can someone bring me my breakfast?" He exclaimed as he waited a few minutes as Lori and Rita walked in both holding a tray of food.
"And why aren't you in uniform?" He asked sternly with a glare.
Rita and Lori sighed before walking out for a few minutes and walking back in, both wearing maid outfits that were much too small as it showed off their features.
"Nice, I'm liking what I see." He commented to himself, not letting them hear the compliment as he leaned back. "Feed me." He ordered as Lori rolled her eyes and Rita frowned.
"Feed yourself, you little freeloader." Lori mumbled.
"What was that, Lori? I think it was 'tell Bobby and Ronnie-Anne what you did'? Great idea!" He said, making her flinch.
"Fine!" Lori relented.
After breakfast, Lori and Rita sighed and prayed that they could leave.
"You two can go...On once condition." Lincoln smirked.
"What's that, sweetie?" Rita asked.
"I want you two…to suck my dick."
"WHAT?!" They both screamed.
*Red: What? Did you really think this wasn't gonna have lemons in it?*
"You heard me." He said with a smirk.
"NO WAY, YOU LITTLE PERV!"
"Hey, Bobby?" He said while lifting up his phone with a smirk as Lori began to panic and relented.
"Ok ok, fine!"
"Good, now on your knees!" He said loudly.
Rita and Lori looked at each other uneasily as they did so. "Mom, do we have to?" Lori mumbled.
"Yes, at least until your brother decides to forgive us." Rita mumbled back as Lincoln dropped his underwear and the two were greeted by something surprising.
'HE'S BIGGER THAN BOBBY/HIS FATHER!' They both thought.
'Guess I should go 'slightly' easier than planned on Lisa, she did give me this after all, albeit unintentionally.' He thought as both women stared at his pulsing, 7 inch rod.
"Well, get to sucking!" He told them with a smirk as he noticed Rita was slightly drooling and Lori…well there certainly wasn't any 'slightly'. "C...c...can I suck your balls too?" Lori asked, unknowingly saying it out loud as Rita just stared at her daughter in shock from her blunt words while Lincoln gave her a shit eating grin.
"It's all yours, Lori." He said proudly as his dick stood proud and tall.
Rita grabbed it and began to stroke it slowly, shuddering from its warm touch as she felt his vein twitch in her hand, making her loins quiver in excitement as she saw Lori lower her head and lick his testes slowly, making him hiss in joy and pleasure as Rita gulped and licked up the side.
'I never felt this way with Lynn.' She mentally admitted as Lori licked the opposite side of the cock, making him moan softly as both ended at the tip, their lips briefly touching as they kissed the tip.
"Ahhhh yeah!" He moaned loudly as they sucked on his log. 'Best day ever!' He thought with a grin as he was shocked when he felt Rita suddenly take it in her mouth. 'Holy crap!' He thought with wide eyes as her spit lubed the tip.
"This is life." He sighed as Rita began to suck harder as Lincoln felt his balls clenching up. 'This is so much better than I thought it would be!' He thought as he released his seed all over his sister and milf.
"Ahhhh!" Lori exclaimed as some of it got in her hair, a little bit in her eye and a large wad in her mouth.
"...It...it's so salty, but a little sweet." Rita spoke softly as her heart started racing and she began to savor the taste slowly while Lori gagged and nearly spat it out.
"How's it taste, sis?" He said smugly as she scowled at him and shuddered as it slid down her throat while she wiped her face. "Disgusting!"
"Says the one who wanted to suck my balls." Lincoln chuckled as he pulled up his pants. "Okay, you can go. Mom, could you send Lynn in here?" He asked her "Sure sweetie...I...suppose." She said hesitantly as she left the room while Lori started to get up as she shot Lincoln one last glare and left as Lincoln looked down at his floor and saw two wet spots and noticed how one was bigger than the other.
'Lori, you dirty slut.' He thought with a chuckle.
*Lynn*
"I hate this so much."
"Well suck it up, it's your fault we're even in this mess."
"MY FAULT?! Screw you, Luna!" Lynn snapped, making the rocker cringe from her tone. "Lynn, your brother wants you." Rita spoke as she sighed and got up. "Fine." She sighed while glaring at the wannabe rockstar and shooting her the bird before entering Lincoln's room with a frown on her face. "Oh hey Lynn, glad you're here."
"Yeah yeah, what i-"
"Drop your pants"
"Wait, what?!"
"You heard me." He said bluntly, making her blush as all kinds of thoughts ran through her head. "N-NO WAY AM I DOING THAT!"
"Do it, or else I report you to the Official Sports Little League Association for your treatment towards your own family and your teammates." He smirked as she growled. "Grrrrrrr FINE!" Lynn dropped her shorts as her face had a light blush.
"Underwear too, and turn around and lean against the wall." He told her with a grin as she gulped and did as told.
Lincoln smirked, dropped his underwear and smacked her firm ass, surprising her. "H...hey what're-"
"SHUT UP!" He yelled while smacking harder and grabbing her hips while prodding her with his dick.
"L-Lincoln stop! I-I'll scream!" She spoke in desperation. "Go ahead, I convinced Lisa to make my room soundproof! Plus relax, I'm not sticking it in 'that' hole." He told her as that still didn't reassure her, until he spat on his hand and rubbed his dick a little, which at the very least gave her the small comfort that it wasn't going in dry, until he leaned over her shoulder.
"I'm going to make you feel all the pain I had to go through, bitch! I'm not going to stop until you BEG ME!" He whispered menacingly in her ear, making her gulp as Lincoln violently rammed into her anal cavity without warning, making her yelp loudly with wide eyes as Lincoln slammed into her. Lynn grit her teeth as she felt her eyes leaking tears.
"AHHHHH STOP IT STOP IT IT HURTS!"
"You want me to stop? I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU FEEL MY PAIN!" He exclaimed as he slammed into her harder and harder, causing Lynn to scream in pain as blood slowly oozed down her legs.
"You love it, don't you, Lynn?" He growled in her ear as his skin smacked against her ass with each thrust. "N-NO!"
"STOP LYING AND ADMIT IT!" He yelled as he pulled her hair causing her to let out a loud moan as his other hand found its way under her shirt.
"Tell me you love it, Lynn. Tell me what you want!" He whispered as he briefly bit her neck, pulled out and rubbed his dick against her vag.
"It can all be yours if you just say what I want to hear!"
"...I...I'm sorry!" She sobbed loudly with a broken voice. "I didn't want any of this to happen!"
"But it did! All because you and your stupid luck bullshit! But now I have you at my mercy, the mighty 'Lynnsanity' is nothing...say it. Say you're nothing but a sore loser!"
"If...if...if I do...can...can I be yours?"
"My what?"
"...Your toy...Please...I-I want it! I-i just want to make this all right." She sobbed lightly as he looked her dead in the eyes, and saw the pain and regret in her eyes. Sighing, Lincoln leaned forward and kissed her forehead.
"I'll consider forgiving you, but only if you beg for it." He told her as he grabbed a towel he used to clean the wet spots on the floor and wiped her bloody ass off.
"Fuck my ass. Please, Lincoln, fill me with your forgiveness!" She begged with watery eyes. As she bent over and spread her cheeks, he wiped his cock off, covered it in spit again and pushed in again, this time more gentle And began to thrust into her, enticing soft moans from the sporty girl as Lincoln felt his balls clench up.
"L-Lincoln, I-I feel something."
"Let it out, Lynn, and scream to the world who you are!" He whispered as he lifted her jersey up, letting the cool air touch her budding breasts and pinched her nipples, making her moans sound like squeaks "Say it, Lynn!" He said while increasing his pace
"I...I belong to you" She muttered as his thrusts increased.
"Louder!" He exclaimed while pinching her nipples harder, making her yelp. "I'm all yours!"
"LOUDER!" He exclaimed again as his balls smacked against her dripping pussy while he thrusted into her ass with all his strength, stretching her nipples so hard she started yelling at the top of her lungs.
"I LOVE YOU!" She screamed as she squirted onto the floor and wall from his rough, rapid thrusts as Lincoln flooded her hole and, in the heat of the moment, he forced his lips onto hers.
"I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you!" She repeated as she kissed back and cried.
"Shhh Shhh it's ok, Lynn." He said softly, his anger from the day before lessening a bit from seeing this break down. "Why'd you do it, Lynn? Why'd you call me 'bad luck'?"
"I-I…I don't know. I was…"
"What?"
"…I was on the rag when I said it, it just started, no one was there to tell me how to go through it or deal, I was having a shitty day already without it and… I just…let my stupid feelings guide me and that came out." She sobbed as her tears failed to stop falling
"I forgive you, Lynn."
"B-Bu-"
"I'm not done." He said, interrupting her. "I forgive you…but I still can't forget this. I mean, who the hell thinks locking a child outside is a good punishment!? I mean that's like drugging someone and shooting them into space just cause they spoke out of line!" He spoke, making her look down.
"Another thing, maybe if you...do whatever I say I might start trusting you again."
"But you said-"
"Lynn, trust and forgiveness are two different things, and mom and dad, they're gonna have to work harder than any of you girls. Remember when they said they'd never get rid of any of us?"
"...Yeah..."
"And then they did this whole incident not even two weeks later." He said with some of his bitterness returning as she saw his hand ball up, making her flinch.
"I-I'm sorry. I should've just accepted when you said no. I just wanted you to come to my game." She whimpered as he took her hand and rubbed it softly.
"Lynn. We can't change the past, alright? No matter how much we want to." He told her while rubbing her cheek gently and kissing her again, both of the falling down in the process.
*Later*
"I'll see you in a bit, Lynn." He told his sister who was now cleaned up. "Also…sorry for making your…butt bleed."
"No it's ok...I...it's the least I deserve." She told him while looking down at her feet. "Plus…it's not me you should be apologizing to."
"Huh?"
"What you said to Lucy? We may have been absolute dicks for doing that to you, but saying that stuff about her real parents? That's just fucked up and wrong on a whole other level, dude. None of us have seen her since you said that."
"…Yeah…I…did cross a line there, I just-"
"Got pissed the most at her? I know, she told me about the book incident." She spoke with a frown as he winced from remembering their constant teasing. "Where is she?"
"Like I said, no one's seen her since yesterday." Lynn spoke as Lincoln was starting to get worried.
*Lucy*
"Lucille, please open up." Haiku said while knocking on her bathroom door as the gothic child hid in a corner behind her friend's tub silently crying, yet no tears fell.
"Lucy please, I want to help you." Haiku spoke as she heard the door unlock after ten minutes of silence as Lucy walked out with her white face completely red
"It'll be ok, I promise."
"H-H-He hates me, Helen! He'd be happier if I never came back!" She sobbed loudly. into her friends shoulder. "You know that's not true, he loves you deeply."
"H-He said my birth parents didn't even want me!" She whimpered as the doorbell rang.
*Front door*
Haiku's mother Morbidia opened the door and saw it was Lincoln.
"Umm...hi, Mrs. Wilson..."
"Hello, Lincoln." She spoke in a cold, calm and clearly angry tone. No doubt she knew just what he had said to her, and didn't care about why, not that it mattered since what he said WAS too far.
"Is...Lucy here?"
"Yes...she is but I'm afraid you must leave. Now." She said with a low growl.
"But I have to see her. I know what I said was wrong, but I just want to make things right."
"You should have thought about that before reminding her of her past." She growled, making Lincoln flinch and lok down. He turned and was about to walk away until.
"L-Li…"
"Hmmm?" She then turned her head to see Lucy poking her head from the top of the stairs
"Lucy!" He gasped as he saw just how red her face was
"Lucy...look, about what I said." He began while seeing her flinch and felt a small pang in his chest. He wanted to be angry with her, he really did, but he still knew that, in the moment, HE went too far.
"Lucy ...I...I'm sorry." He said with slumped shoulders as he saw her slowly descend with Haiku following, who was also shooting him a disgusted glare, making him flinch. "Lucy, I'm so sorry for what I said, I was just so tired of everyone treating me like a scapegoat." He said as Morbida and Haiku's faces changed to have somewhat sympathetic looks. It was no surprise that the Loud family had an infamous reputation in the town for being well...loud, as well as crazy, going too far and causing all sorts of mayhem. But kicking out one of their own simply for a small white was too much, even for them. The mother and daughter were surprised that the bot didn't snap sooner, Even if he did cross a line that they never should've crossed, his outburst was understandable.
"I'm sorry too, Lincoln...for everything." She whimpered while rubbing her dry, red face and walking nervously towards him with Haiku holding her hand tightly and protectively.
"Lucy...I...It was a mistake for me to come here." He said suddenly, surprising them as he looked away with a hint of shame in his face.
"..."
"Lincoln…" Morbidia said in a gentle tone.
"...Yes ma'am?"
"…Would you like to stay for dinner?" She said, surprising Haiku and Lucy.
"W...what?"
"You heard me, would you like to stay for dinner?" She asked again with a smile that looked semi-forced.
"Ummm...sure?" He replied nervously as she stepped aside, allowing him to enter.
*Dinner*
Awkward. That was the only word that could describe the emotions floating through the dining room. As Lincoln poked at his food nervously worried it would be poisoned, or that Haiku or her mother would stab him or slit his throat. "..."
"One of us is gonna die from this silence if we don't talk." Morbidia said in a dull tone
"...So...Haiku...how's...the poetry?" He asked awkwardly as she ignored him, continuing to shoot him occasional glares, making him flinch.
'I should've thought things out before that outburst.' He thought sadly while starting to get mad again, this time at himself. 'This whole blackmailing thing is harder than it looks. How the hell does Lola always get away with it?!' He thought deeply as Haiku looked at her mom And nodded.
"Lincoln I've already called your mother and informed her that you're both here, will you two be staying the night?" She asked him.
"...ok...I...I guess?" He said hesitantly.
"Excellent, Helen be a dear and go set up the guest bedroom." She told her daughter. "Yes mother." She replied with a nod as she kept glaring at Lincoln while she left the table.
*Later*
"Lucy, wait." Lincoln said as he took the young girl's wrist gently. "I…I'm…no. I can't apologize. Sorry isn't enough for what I said, nothing is enough." He said, looking down as she stood in place, turned around and punched him right in the stomach, immediately making him wheeze and fall to his knees. "I-I deserved that." He groaned.
"I…I loved you." He heard her whisper.
"..what?"
"I loved you Lincoln. And not like a sibling should." She told him as he saw a very small tear fall from her eye.
"Luc-"
"DON'T TOUCH ME!" She exclaimed while smacking his hand away harshly. "...Let's just go to bed." She said in a bitter tone.
"Lucy, please. I know I shouldn't have said that to you, but you know how angry I was! It just came out!" He exclaimed as he got back up and felt his anger slowly swell up again. "How do you think I felt when they threw me outside and locked me out while YOU, the person I trusted the most in this world, just stood by and watched as they cast out their only son and brother as some bullshit punishment just because I went on with an accusation! I could've been kidnapped that night, or worse killed! And don't even get me started on that suit!"
"Linco-"
"NO! YOU SAID I CROSSED A LINE, AND YES I DID, BUT YOU AND THE OTHERS HAVE CROSSED THAT LINE LONG BEFORE THAT INCIDENT, MULTIPLE TIMES IN FACT! THE FIGHT PROTOCOL! SADIE HAWKINS! EVERY GROCERY STORE! THE POOL! THE YOUTUBE VIDEO! RONNIE-ANNE! THE SWEET SPOT! THE TIME YOU ALL BEAT ME UP FOR A QUARTER! A FUCKING QUARTER!" He shrieked, making her take several steps back as he breathed heavily. "…You girls have always been crossing the line when it came down to me, Lucy. I don't even remember a time when you girls even bothered to try and apologize unless it benefitted you, but I do remember you girls saying that I was at fault for trying to help you stop arguing AND that things only got better because I left!"
Lucy looked down uncomfortably. "You hurt me, all of you hurt me, more times than I can even remember…and yet I still covered for you, helped you, cared for you…loved you." He spoke as Lucy was trying not to cry while he took another deep breath to calm himself. "...I'm going to bed." He said sadly as he walked past her and went into the guest bedroom.
*Later that night*
"Lucy?" Haiku whispered as she shook her awake. "Huh?"
"I have a surprise for you."
"Sur…prise?"
"Yes. In the basement." She told her friend proudly.
*Basement*
"Haiku, what is this?"
"You will see." She spoke as she led Lucy into the dimly lit basement where she saw her mother wearing an executioner's outfit that clung to her figure.
"W-What's going on?" Lucy asked as she saw an unconscious Lincoln strapped to a table in only his underwear.
"...what's going on?" Lucy asked as she saw Morbidia wielding a large axe that appeared to have dried blood on the blade.
"We're taking care of your…problem." Morticia told her as Lincoln slowly opened his eyes and found his mouth was gagged.
"Mmph mph mmph!"
*Translation: "What the fuck!"*
"QUIET!" Haiku yelled, making him jump as she gave her mother a nod before she raised her axe while Lincoln began to panic.
"STOP!" Lucy exclaimed, prompting them to do so as Haiku looked at her friend in confusion and surprise.
"But Lucy-" Haiku tried saying as she took the axe away.
"Lucy, he's hurt you-"
"After WE hurt him all his life!" She yelled as she started to cry and took the medieval weapon, dropping it on the floor as she moved to untie her brother.
"Lincoln, are you okay?"
"Yeah, just one question...WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?" He screamed, making them all cringe and step away. "...why?"
"Why what?"
"WHY DID YOU TRY TO KILL MY BROTHER!?"
"Lucy, he's done an unforgivable thing to you!" Haiku said trying to reason with her
"And I have done many unforgivable things to him long before yesterday, as have the rest of our family!"
"But Lucy, he deserves to die! You told me what he did was unforgivable!"
"That doesn't mean he deserves to die!" She sobbed while struggling to untie him as he struggled violently.
"But Lu-"
"No!" She snapped, now sounding angry herself as Haiku shuddered from her hidden glare and backed up with her mother in shame.
"Lucy…" Haiku spoke. "I was only looking out for you." She said sadly As she slumped her shoulders while Lucy undid his legs.
"I know, but you didn't need to go this far, and you both know that." She told them as they gave looks of shame. "...Lincoln-"
"No no, it's alright Haiku I guess I kinda deserved that after what I did. But SERIOUSLY?! A FUCKING AXE?!"
*The Next Morning*
"So…"
"…So…" Lincoln said uneasily as both siblings sat in his room, which now had all of his stuff back inside, avoiding eye contact with one another
"..."
"What now?" He asked when she punched him in the shoulder very harshly. "Seriously, blackmail? Who are you, Lola?"
"I had to do it, otherwise you guys wouldn't learn!" He said with his arms in the air as she looked away again In shame.
"Look. I really am sorry, Lucy. I know saying it doesn't make anything better, but I am." He said with a sigh and a frown.
"...It's ok." He heard her say softly as they once again sat in awkward silence. "…Did you mean it?"
"Of course I did, Lincoln…I thought my feelings were…pretty obvious…" She spoke with a hint of sadness In her voice "Do you hate me, Lucy?"
"…Do you hate ME?"
"…I don't 'hate' you, I…I'm pissed that you did nothing while they threw me out because I wanted some time to myself…I'm…also scared." Lucy then looked up at him in confusion. "If they were willing to break the law as a simple punishment, I'm scared of what they'd do to Lily if she stepped out of line in the future…or what they would do to you, the only adopted child, if you were in my place and didn't have someone to stick up for you…I know what I said was wrong, and unforgivable. But…that doesn't mean my anger wasn't justified. I'm just sick and tired of always being treated like a doormat and a scapegoat. I just…I want to be happy…genuinely happy."
"Lincoln...I had no idea." She whimpered as her dry eyes managed to water up.
"Of course you didn't, none of you did. You girls always forced me to do whatever you wanted, never considering how I feel about it. I mean, Lori constantly forces me to date Ronnie when she wants to marry Bobby after high school! She's so caught up in her own little fantasy world that she doesn't even realize that I probably wouldn't want to date my future sister-in-law!" He said, not realizing his door wasn't completely closed, allowing his rant about Lori to echo through the hallway before they heard faint repetitive thudding, prompting Lincoln to close the door. "You never answered me…do you hate me Lucy?"
"…I…I want to. I really want to. Your words…I thought I knew what true pain felt like before your snap…but that? It felt like you cut my stomach open, hung me with my own intestines and made me watch as you tore my heart out and literally stomped on it." She spoke before seeing the look of sorrow and horror in his face, the latter clearly being from her graphic description of her emotions.
"*Sigh* I want to hate you, I really do…but I…I can't." She said with her frown somehow sticking out to him.
*Two days later*
Lincoln was lying in bed reading a comic book when he rang his bell. "Can someone bring me a soda?" He called out as he heard footsteps and a knock on his door.
"Honey, do I have to wear this?"
"I don't know Mom, do I have to call CPS on you and Dad?" He said with a raised eyebrow as she sighed in defeat and entered with a can of soda in hand, wearing Lori's swimsuit with a very dark blush.
"Well well, my beautiful waitress is here." He said, making her turn even more red.
"Close and lock the door." He told her as she gulped and did as told.
"Good, now take off the top."
"Lincoln please, I-"
"STRIP!" He shouted, making her jump.
'I can't believe I have to do this. We really took this punishment too far.' She thought as she took off the very very small bikini.
"Very nice, I can see where Leni gets it from. Now put those melons to good use." He ordered with a grin as he revealed his hard on. Rita gulped as she got on her knees, lifted lifted her tits and placed them around his shaft, making him smile and moan from their soft touch.
"Am I bigger than Dad?" He asked her, very much knowing the answer.
"..."
"Well?"
"..."
"Mom, if you don't answer, you won't see this dick or your kids again!"
"Yes!" She exclaimed, startling him as she started spitting on his cock and using her breasts to lube it up.
"That's what I thought." He said with a smirk as she licked around the head. and suckled on it lightly, making her son moan
'His pre-cum is so thick!' She thought as her eyes became foggy in color.
'Good thing Lisa had an aphrodisiac lube for…some reason.' He thought as he let out a loud moan as Rita slowly took it into her throat with little to no gagging and moaned as it rubbed the back of her mouth.
'Jesus, that bald bastard has no idea how lucky he's been!' Lincoln thought as he started to drool from her glorious titfuck as he pinched her nipples and twisted them hard.
"Aahh!~" She moaned as some milk started leaking from the jugs and dripped onto her son's body surprising him.
'Is she pregnant again?!' He thought with wide eyes as her breasts glistened like crystals crystals in direct sunlight.
"Fuck this is incredible." Lincoln moaned as he came in her mouth with no warning as Rita nearly choked from the sudden spurting, but swallowed it down before pulling her lips away from it and licking her mouth clean of any leftover sperm.
"...Linky, would you like to fuck mommy?" She asked seductively with half open eyes as he himself blushed and nodded slowly.
"Good." She said while standing up and peeling the swimsuit bottom off slowly, her pussy juices, leaving threads as they separated and showed off her freshly shaved pussy.
'Holy hell! How did that bald bastard get so lucky?!' Lincoln thought as his dick hardened again instantly.
"Oh my!" Rita gasped with heart shaped eyes once again as she spat on it and jerked it off a bit while smiling and kissed the tip one final time before climbing onto the bed and spreading her legs for her son.
"Come to mommy~" She purred as her pussy kissed his tip softly, making him moan from the new feeling. "Lincoln, mommy wants you to knock her up~" She told him with her eyes now appearing fully fogged up.
'Perfect.' He thought with a grin as Rita brought herself down on his dick with a loud moan as she leaned down and kissed him deeply with a passionate moan as she started bouncing slowly. "Oh yeah, just like that." Lincoln said as his head slowly leaned toward the hidden camera he had recording them. 'That's right, keep putting on a show.' He thought with a grin asshe didn't notice the red light and kept fucking her son like a pro.
'Is she some ex-pornstar?!' He thought while pinching her tits as she sprayed her juices in the air and on her son's body as he started sucking on her breasts, making her moan louder.
"You like that?" He grunted while smacking her ass hard, making her moan again.
"Moan for me like the slut you are." He said with a shit eating grin while smacking again but harder.
"Just like that!" Rita moaned with her eyes now turned completely into hearts.
"Fuck me! Fuck this dirty whore!" Rita gasped as Lincoln grabbed her hips, pushed her back and started thrusting into her with all his might as made her ass cheeks clap with each thrust.
"You like that?!"
"Yes baby! GIVE IT TO ME ROUGH!" She yelled at the top of her lungs like a maniac before he slammed one final time and painted her inner walls white. "Enjoy that?"
"So...hog!" She purred as he pulled out and wiped his body off with a towel and sat on his bed again to relax.
"You can go now. Oh, and clean yourself up, Rita." He spoke slapping her ass.
"Yes of course anything for my new husband." She said drunkenly, still under the effects of the aphrodisiac.
"Husband huh? I like the sound of that." He said with a cocky attitude and shit eating grin.
*Later*
"LISA GET IN HERE NOW!" Lincoln yelled while shaking a bell as his genius sister walked in with an ice pack on her face.
"Yes brother?"
"Lisa, can you make me a marriage and divorce licence?"
"May I ask why?"
"I plan on marrying mom, duh."
"W-What?!" She said in complete and utter disbelief.
"What's wrong?"
"A-are you insane!?"
"And if I was?"
"Lincoln, even if I WANTED to do that, I have limits to what I can do! I'm a scientist! Not a lawyer!"
"Well, you better get to work on making a formula that makes mom think I'm her husband."
"Why do you even want that?! What about father?!"
"Who cares about that sad old man anyway?"
"I do and I refuse to do what you say!" She said until grabbed her sweater and slammed her against the wall, making her drop the ice pack.
"That wasn't a request, Lisa, I said do it! Unless you want you MOUTH to be as empty as YOUR college fund!"
"I…wait, what?"
"You heard me!"
"You…You've gone Insane. What happened to the old Lincoln who loved to read in his underwear? The Lincoln who enjoyed eating those revolting peanut butter & Sauerkraut sandwiches & reading Ace Savvy?"
"...He died the moment he realized his so-called family practically made him a pariah. He died when he was kicked out of his own home. He died when he was forced to wear a fucking mascot costume for nearly 3 months, all because his family treated him like an object and not a person! AND HE CERTAINLY DIED WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT IT WAS ALL BECAUSE HE TOLD A WHITE LIE AND WANTED SOME FUCKING ALONE TIME TO HIMSELF!" He screamed with a vein in his forehead throbbing.
"AND YOU THINK THIS NEW YOU IS ANY BETTER THAN THEM?! IF ANYTHING YOU'RE BEING JUST AS BAD, no. No you're worse. At least they never had the audacity to rape their own family members!" Lisa exclaimed. "It doesn't matter, Lisa. Why should I forgive any of you? At MOST, the twins, Leni and Lucy weren't in on it being a punishment, and Lily's just a baby. So tell me, why SHOULD I?!"
Lisa had no answer, and remained silent. "You're saying I'M just as bad? I almost DIED Lisa, and NONE of you cares about me, only the suit! Admit it, none of you even STARTED to regret what you did until after I started to blackmail you all!"
"I...no...we..."
"That's what I thought...if that formula isn't done by tonight, the government is going get a copy of all your...shady dealings."
"YOU WOULDN'T!" She screamed before tackling him to the floor.
"Oh and why not? Afraid you're gonna get arr-"
"THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME YOU IMBECILE!" She screamed in his face as her tears fell in his face. "T-This is a-about our family. A-a-about keeping i-it together!" She cried while hiccuping. "I don't want any of them separated. You know what Lucille's old life was before she came here, how do you think Leni would fare in the same situation? Or Lily? Or any of them?!" She whimpered, making him wince at the Lucy part.
"..."
"Please, I know what we did was unforgivable but...but...I'll do it...I'll make the formula...just please don't do it!" She sobbed as he gave a light smirk, but felt a small pang of guilt as she kept crying, her face now red and puffy.
"...Good Girl, Lisa. Glad you know your place." He said quietly as she kept crying on him. '...Maybe I'm being too hard on her?...Nah!' He thought while looking down and picturing her as a whimpering, bleeding puppy with a broken leg. 'Damn it brain!' He thought while wanting to punch it badly "...Lisa...look, I'll make you a deal, if you make the formula I promise I won't leak your private documents." He said with a frown.
"...Really?" She whimpered, still crying as much as earlier.
"Of course." He told her while rubbing her head softly. "Y-You swear?"
"Of course." He reassured her while taking her glasses and cleaning them off before leaving his room with the five year old in his arms.
*Later*
"Hmmmm…I haven't seen Luan since I snapped…" He said to himself while remembering his own words. "Jesus Christ, I sounded like Lori! No wonder she was crying." He said while shuddering at the thought of being like the oldest. He then turned to her door with a frown. "I may have been a teensy bit harsh, but I can't say she didn't have it coming." He sighed while entering the room and noticing a lack of happiness in the room as he saw Luan on her top bunk, facing the wall…completely still.
"...Luan?" He said hesitantly, but got no response…not even the slightest form of movement.
"...Luan?" He said again while climbing the ladder and shaking her shoulder and looking over to see her tear stained face. "Look…I know I was a bit harsh…but understand me. I didn't want to do this, but you guys set me over the edge with that suit. I almost DIED in that thing. Several times." He told her. "I suffocated, overheated, nearly dehydrated, was beaten, almost drowned. I can go on, I could've been more gentle with my words, but I was just so damn angry. Especially with you…you used to be my favorite sister…then you changed and became obsessed with your 'pranks'. Did you know the first severe one you ever did nearly killed me?" He said, finally getting some movement from her as she stiffened. "Mom and dad kept it a secret cause they didn't know how you'd react, but…I almost died. I still get body-aches from that fridge, even if it was empty, and I still have a scar on my back that's never gonna heal. What happened? Why did you change from that sweet, gentle angel to this cruel, psychotic demon?" He asked as his eyes started watering. "Did I do something, Luan? Did I hurt so bad that you one day so you decided to push a fridge on me?" He sobbed
"…It…was supposed to open…" He heard her whisper sadly. "Huh?"
"I filled it…with whipped cream, it was supposed to open before falling. I even tested it several times, and there were holes drilled in for air! T-They told me it opened!"
"Who's they?"
"M-M-Mom and Dad. L-Lori. L-L-Luna." She sobbed as he instinctively rubbed her arm To calm her.
"Luan...do you love me?" He asked, seeing her tense up. "Don't you ever question my feelings! Of course I do!"
"Then why didn't you help me?" He asked as she froze up.
"…I don't know. I guess I was still upset from our last few incidents." She said with a frown as she wiped her face.
"Am I a bad sibling, Lincoln?"
"…We're all bad siblings, Luan. Our whole family is fucked up." He told her with a sad sigh while laying down beside her and holding her hand. "The best we can do is try and be better."
"…So…you're blackmailing us?"
"You…heard about that."
"Lynn told me yesterday." She said when her phone vibrated. He picked it up and read 'Hey…I think we should talk.'
"...Lincoln...I...I have to go." She said after reading it.
"Ok." He said while getting suspicious as she gave a sad smile before surprising him with a quick kiss on the cheek.
"I want to make it up to you when I get back." She said with a blush as he moved out of her way and watched her leave the bedroom.
*CRASH!*
"Holy crap that was loud!"
"-N'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!"
"Rita, calm down! All I did was bump into you!" They heard Lynn Sr. whine.
'This ought to be good.' Lincoln chuckled while cracking the door open to listen in better to the chaos, all the while his smile grew.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" Rita yelled while smacking him across the face and exiting the room.
"But...what did I do?" He whimpered like the little bitch we all know he is as Rita left the house.
"Aww, I hoped there would be more." Lincoln sighed as he got an idea.
"Oh Lori?" He called out while closing Luan's door and ringing his bell frantically as she came out of her room wearing nothing but a see through nightgown.
"What is it, Lincoln?"
"Say that again but do it right!"
"...how may I please you...daddy?" She said in a slutty tone.
"Good girl, Lori. Now then, Tell me something; do you love my dick?"
"WHAT, NO! OF COURSE NOT!" She said as he held up his phone.
"Lori, Lori, Lori. Don't lie to me, or else Bobby's gonna be so sad." He smirked as she gulped.
"Well...I enjoyed the taste of it, but only a little!"
"Good girl, now follow me!" He said while grabbing her by the wrist.
"On your knees" He said suddenly, surprising her.
"R-Right now? In the hallway?"
"Yes, but I just want you to suck me off." He told her bluntly as he heard loud talking in the room they were by, and judging by the voices it was two against one.
"Luna, he's not gonna forgive you just like that!" Lynn told her. with her arms crossed as Lucy sat on her own bed stitching a doll together that resembled Lily. "Lynn is right, hypocrite." She said, wanting to irk the wannabe rocker as she saw a vein in her forehead throb.
"Why you-"
"Shhhh you guys here that?"
"…Probably the pipes or something." Lynn said while hiding her blush as they peeked out the door and their jaws dropped at the sight.
'Holy shit, he's hung!' Luna and Lucy thought in shock while Lynn just blushed and glared at Lori with a huff as the two backed away and closed it again, unaware that Lincoln knew they were watching and chose to listen in.
"I can't believe he has Lori doing this!" Luna freaked out as Lynn ignored her and kept watching while Luna kept ranting on and on. "Luna, he's not gonna forgive you with just an apology!"
"Oh what do you know Lynn?! He forgave you and you're the one who caused this whole thing?!"
"ExCUSE ME?! First of all, just 'cause he said that, doesn't mean I'm in the clear with him! Secondly, I wanted to just YELL at him for lying and hug out our problem, and leave it at that! Thirdly, I'm not the selfish, self obsessed, retarded banshee who convinced our idiotic parents that locking him outside and leaving him to roast alive in a furry suit was an appropriate punishment for a single lie, LUNA! Lastly, I most certainly didn't say he should be left in it for a FUCKING YEAR!" Lynn shouted, making Luna jump back and look at her with hate, not realizing there was no longer any noise from the other side of the door
"Keep your fuckin' mouth shut!" Luna hissed. "Or WHAT, you wannabe rocker?" Lynn snapped. with a glare of her own as Lucy put another doll down. "She knows she can't do anything, Lynn. She can't even keep a promise unless it's music related or has to do with Sam, let alone go through with a thr-"
*POW*
"LUCY!" Lynn shrieked as their adopted sister had her head punched into the thin drywall with blood running down her face, completely knocked out while Luna reeled back her fist for another punch.
*CRACK!*
Lynn looked over and saw Lincoln holding a bat that had a large bloodstain. She looked down and saw Luna twitching on the floor with her skull bleeding. "Drag. Her. To. Lisa." He told Lynn with an angry growl, who nodded fearfully from his gaze as he dropped the bat and very carefully pulled Lucy's head from the wall and gently laid her down on her bed.
Geo: Yeesh Looks Like Luna bit off more than she could Chew But Anyways Lucy Lynn and Possibly Luan have been 'forgiven' by Lincoln so who's next? Who knows?
