RedHood123 suggested a fitting story for Road Runner and Wile E. The two share their thoughts on the upcoming new Space Jam movie. Here we go.


Wile E was reading about the upcoming Space Jam movie with LeBron James.

"It appears that Penelope is taking Pepe's place." He informed.

Road Runner dashed into the room.

"Heya." She greeted, fluttering her eyes at him.

"Pepe isn't in the Space Jam movie." Wile E informed.

"I have heard." Road Runner replied. "Charles M Blow needs to grow up."

"I know." Wile E agreed. "He's throwing shade over a cartoon from the 1930's. You're not supposed to take cartoons seriously regardless of how old they are."

"If I was one of the workers for the movie, I'd just add Pepe in the Space Jam movie anyways just to spite Charles M Blow." Road Runner replied.

"So would I." Wile E agreed. "But hey, maybe they'll give Penelope voiced dialogues."

"Possibly." Road Runner agreed. "Also, Pepe always has Johnny Bravo as his best friend."

"Who knows what kind of bro-stuff those two will get up to." Wile E replied. "Also, it looks like we're appearing in the movie."

"Yeah, but they're using the male, non-talking version of me." Road Runner replied. "Wait, what if someone from Warner Brothers read our stories?"

"Hmm, that would be interesting." Wile E replied. "Who knows, perhaps they'd make a cartoon of it."

"Or maybe someone would do an animation of it." Road Runner replied. "Also, you may note that during our stories, there's been little romance between us."

"That is true." Wile E replied.

Road Runner sat on his lap, and gave him a seductive look.

"Maybe we could change that." She whispered. "In another story."


Next couple: Beavery & Raccoony.