Hey everyone! So, being the guy whom is behind on may things, only seen the only dubbed episode of Interspecies Reviewers -which was amazing fyi- within the past two weeks of me writing this entry.

This was the only bit I seen of the anime thus far, though I intend to watch the rest as well as read the manga that goes along with it per each episode I finished. (The anime is better so far cough) Naturally, I'll be making a new entry per species as I gradually watch/read this series.

That said, being a man of culture like all of you reading this, I decided to put my personal reviews on the various species touch upon by this amazing instalment on culture thus far though the eyes of my stand in the Incubus Vampire Zellshasa. (And of course adding mixing in exaggerating bits to make it more believable on the Incubus Vampire parts haha)

While the setting is simply Zell reviewing the reviews of the Interspecies Reviewers for lack of complex detail this is of course this is all opinionated reviews based upon each species, as it is for the series.

Feel free to comment on any agreements or disagreement on the matter or anything you all feel I left out.

That said, let the culture lesson begin :D

My name is Zellshasa. Only those intimate with me dare to address my person as Zell.

I am but an immortal Incubus Vampire whom has walked this earth for thousands of years. As is my nature, I have partook in various pleasures of the flesh, soul, and committed just about every cultured action one could possibly commit at least twice.

For how can one know their tastes if one hasn't sampled the entire plater?

Thus I can help but take notice when other mortal races attempt similar actions. Kindred spirits if you would.

In this day and age, I have stubbled upon a group referred to as the Interspecies Reviewers. This group is spearheaded by a mere human named Stank and an rather small elf named Zell. (Hilarious how his name is the short pen of mine. Please do not be confused however! I will continue to refer to my person by my full, illustrious title! Though this matters little to the topic at hand.)

Curious, I, like many enlighten individuals, read many of their reviews on various species four of their rank have bed. For the record, two of these four always include the opinions of Stank and Zell, thus proving these two as the ring leaders of the project.

While each review is the collective opinions of different male species bedding a particular female of the target race and a valuable trait for variety, these review often fail to point the target race's good AND bad points for a perfect reference of whether one should mate with them or, as humans say, avoid them like the plague.

It is up to I, a being with innumerous experience on such topics, to become the source of hope for all those cultured individuals whom wish to partake in the pleasure each race has to offer!

AND THUS I COMMIT MYSELF NOW TO REVIEWING ALL THESE RACES THAT THESE REVIEWERS HAVE BARELY TOUCH UPON IN THE HOPE OF PORTRAYING THE PERFECT INSITE ON WHETHER YOU SHOULD BED OR PASS THESE LEWD LOVLY LADIES.

Or males for the sake of gender equality.

I must admit however that this will be the first series of reviews I have ever made based upon the mating of various species.

A surprising pastime I haven't committed to for such a topic.

Regardless, I take up this ink pen now to do just that. First time for everything, another favorite human saying of mine.

My first order of business is the very first review Stank and Zell preformed with a beastmen and halfling taking along. A comparison of all things, between a particular 500 year old elven prostitute named Elma and a particular 50 year old human prostitute named Mitsue.

As this review is more specified on comparing two individual with the race as a backdrop, this particular review is an exception to the disappointing points I made above.

Admittedly, I have only slept with one of these two individuals as humans life rather short lifespans. Thus I am unable to properly review the human on an individual level and so I must do so on an grander scale, as I intend to do with the elf after the particular individual quirks.

I shall being forthwith. (Ahem)

I begin with the elf Elma, as to keep with the same format as these reviewers.

Elma, ah yes I remember these particular treat. It was 200 years ago when the two of us first explored the bed sheets together, a rather fantastic night at that I must add!

Elves are fantastic creatures, elegant and eternally youthful for all their average 1,000 lifespan.(Except High Elves of course.)
Most of their females have very developed bodies at a young (by elven standards) age. Elma is no exception to these facts, as even at the prime age of 500 she still has that youthful shape! That beautiful figure!

Elma is a proud example of the phrase AGE IS BUT A NUMBER! (Yet another of my favorite human phrases, for a short living race they possess quite wise individuals)

Elma has a body comparable to many of the most beautiful members of elven kind! Her breasts soft to the touch, quite like that new human concoction marshmallows! Her skin like silk, and even though she has much experience by the time I meet her that night, she still feels quite tight on the inside!

Her skills in the bedroom are nothing to snort at either! She is an elf whom likes to take the initiative, but is willing to play submissive should her patron desire. A truly flexible creature.

Unfortunately for this elven beauty, members of the Incubus race, even half breeds like myself, are not only known for our skills in the bedroom arts, we possess nearly unlimited stamina.

Thus Elma only managed to last a mere 40 rounds before her mind went to mush. That said, she is quite adorable when she speaks "baby talk" hahaha! It only encouraged me to continue till the dawn.

And the night was very young when we began ;)

Alas, my personal review is outdated on Elma, as I am sure she has only improved by now...

I need to make a note of seeing her once this task is concluded.

Moving on! I will now talk about the Elven Race as a whole.

I have mated with many of their race, for they are a prime example of elegance and beauty as I stated earlier. They might lack any "special traits" as the human Stank points out, they make up for it with their great figure and eternal charms.

Honestly, you cannot go wrong mating with an elf.

Why do you think Orcs, when they were barbarians, always kidnapped elven and human women the most?
The forward because for their attractiveness and the latter cause they were easy to breed with!

Though it is rare in this area, bedding an elven virgin is a completely worth wild experience in it's own right.

Another good point about these lovely creatures is the fact that elves can adapt to their chosen mate or mates needs with enough practice. In fact, it's quite easy turning them into nymphos...

However I must state that elves naturally take the lead and are a mix between gentle and rough.

Mating with more than one elf is quite easy to arrange too and an experience I recommend for all to enjoy! In fact, one can arrange an elven harem without much trouble! All you need is to know the right words, then before you know it you can be sleeping with as many elves as you can make room for!

Personally, I never have sex with more than 6 women of any race at the same time. In my experience, it's not worth it after 6. If it is your fancy to mate with more at the same time however, by all means go for it!

Though I advice mating an elf and what is know as a dark elf at the same time with a moderate level of constraint.

These two races naturally dislike each other, as such this can create a sour mood when love making.
Unless you have "broken" them both into nympho state prior, then it is rather enjoyable to say the least.

Unfortunately now I must touch upon the bad points of this race, however few they are.

First is a word of warning.

Do NOT touch the tips of an elf's ears UNLESS you are willing to marry them...or at the very least have them bare your children. While this is very sensitive and quite worth the pay off in the short term, it both "flips a switch" and is considered a sacred cultural right.

The elf in question will become obsessed with you impregnating them, or the reverse for you females out there, to the point one would consider yourself a rape victim.
They will leave you dry, unable to walk straight, and subject you to sexual torments -as they become at this point- every single day.

I had the misfortune of learning this the hard way and had to hide myself from society for about 600 years.

I don't like marriages...nor am I ready to have kids that I am willing to help raise.

...

The next point is the touchy subject of age.

Many are bias about age to the point that when they hear a simple number it makes or breaks a potentially lovely encounter.

Now of course their are races that can smell age. They find if foul and unappealing regardless of how that individual may look. We also have races that value the feel or inner essence of individuals rather than visual appeal.

The latter especially is what makes many elves a turn off for many in this society.

Personally, I think they are all simply insane as the focus too much on the "core" and not the "outer shell" but these very same would think of me as such so I say we agree to disagree.

While elves are blessed with eternal youth, even they cannot escape the bias of age. Thus creating a sad existence for any elves over 400 years old...Unless they are dealing with fellow any fellow Incubus, a race that generally cares more about looks like humans, or those cultured individuals whom view age as but a simple number.

To sum it up: The elf known as Elma is a fabulous example of what one should expect from the elven race. In the humble opinion of this Incubus Vampire, elves are a species that every should mate with at least one. You will not regret it.

Now we move on to the 50 year old human Mitsue.

Personally I have never bed this particular Mitsue and after taking one look at her I rather not ever do so.

Thus I cannot give an accurate individual review, alas we must make do with my assumptions here.

While I know for a fact that they're are very attractive humans at this age or older, Mitsue is not one of them.

She is far too chunky for my tastes, her skill to wrinkled and body urk I rather not talk about that body.

Of course, she might have experience that may make up for her looks. However, I frankly will never bang her even if she were to have a paper bag over her head.

Hard no.

So now we move on to human race on a grand scale.

Humans are the wild card of this world.

They are born with nothing, therefore they can become anything they desire should they work hard enough and have the will to do so.

As such, one cannot truly gain an accurate account of humanity's strengths and weaknesses as much as nearly any other race.

However, they do have a few defining traits: They often fear what they don't know. They are very diverse and adaptable. Many are often ruled by emotions.

And many can be very, very lewd.

Humans come in all shapes and sizes in various ages, quite a versatile race for having a short lifespan so you are sure to find a handful that appeal to whatever tastes drives your cardinal desires.

Even some of their elders have an mature, elegant beauty to them.

However, humans in their prime are what many should seek.
Of course, 20 to 30 years is considered too young by many races, it is in fact the ideal age range to mate with a human if you want them to be in peek condition.

Consider a 20 year old human to be the equivalent of a 100 year or younger elf.

Quite an eye opener no?

Regrettably most lose their charms halfway to their average maximum life of 100 years as their bodies slowly withers away. Normally, they cannot regain what is lost to them.

There are some that would gladly sleep with humans regardless of how they look because of how young their species are.

Honestly, I would very much like to spit in the faces of these individuals as they have no sense of beauty of any form!

There are those whom may argue that there is beauty inside and that is true but ONLY worth considering in the sense of friendships, committed lovers, or any similar relationships.

We are here to bang, not date or marry!

WE DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THE PERSONALLITES OF ANYONE WE SLEEP WITH FOR LESS THEN AN CONSTANT ROUTINE!

I know I commented before on how a human's diversity is a strength, well it can also be a weakness. They can be anything, yet they cannot be everything.

As such, they cannot be the perfect partner.

Given how spread out they are with each individual settlement, finding the right human for specific quality needs can be rather taxing. Best to have simple desires when it comes to humans if you aren't willing to commit to a grand search.

Though there are times when one becomes lucky and find a rather extraordinary individual human. Rare as the are.

However, short of visual aspects, one can train humans to act in nearly any sort of way. That's another blessing about humanity: They adapt as the situation demands. Perfect to mold to your individual whims if you are willing to put in the time and effort.

Yet I know many of you simply want to bang, simple and clean without any trouble and that is perfectly reasonable.

As I stated many times before, humans are diverse creatures and many in the prostitute profession have many various skills at their disposal. You only need find the one best to satisfy your needs.

Mating with more than one human also has mix results depending on their personalities, but most turn out great. I've learned many group poses thanks to how flexible the human body can be.

Creating a harem of humans can be tricky, as human emotions makes trivial matters oh so difficult. If you can find willing humans however, or train them to be willing, a harem of humans is worth the effort put into it.

Humans can be some of the lewdest creatures one can ever sleep with, but they must be taught first.

Also you must show signs of affection as humans can be needy creatures. Thankfully nearly effortless gestures such as head pats or caressing a cheek work wonders.

All and all, tis hit or miss with humans as you need to judge them on an individual level. They are worth sleeping with, but you need to put some effort into finding one suiting for your individual wants if they are extensive. Otherwise they can adapt to your needs, given time.

Thus is I, Zellshasa, Partaker of Earthly Pleasures, detailed review upon Elves and Humans.

To recap this review, Elma is a smash with a personal rank of 9.2 and Mitsue is a pass with a rank of 1. (Score based upon the benefit of the doubt.)

Elven kind is absolutely worth banging, regardless of age as their beauty never fades. Unless you are a race hampered by a heightened sense of smell or one of those tasteless fools obsessed with "mana" you should be ashamed if you haven't banged an elf by now! Personal rank of 9.5.

Human kind is well worth sleeping with, you can find what you want in them as long as you put in some effort to find close to what you are looking for or train them. There's a human out there for everyone, you just need to look hard enough...and perhaps some luck wouldn't hurt. Personal rank of 8.8.