I'm going to start this new part of my story with a little clarification: do you remember the match that I narrated you last time and in an epic way?

Well, I have to say that Colorado Springs is not one of the best teams of the championship: they usually fight for the middle of the chart, so we didn't do such a miracle, but it was a nice win anyway...

End of the introduction, we can go back to the normal timeline...

After I had sobered up after that convincing victory, it was time to go back to school, and that Monday started in a normal way: I had walked to the bus stop with Kyle, left him there after my bus arrived, done my usual two History classes with mrs. Mulhouse and the Spanish one with mrs. Gomez.

But at the beginning of the break, while I was going out with Thomas and Cody, Jessie stopped me: "G, may I talk with you for a while?"

"Huh, ok..." I stuttered, surprised

"We'll leave you alone..." declared Cody with an ambiguous smile

"See you later in the garden" added Thomas, leaving the scene

When they had gone, Jessie asked me: "Are you free tomorrow?"

"Yes" I answered "Why?"

"Could you please come to my house in the afternoon?" demanded the girl "I need help for a thing and I think you're the only one that can do that"

I was pretty overthrown, but tried not to show that: "Well, yes I can"

"You're great!" exclaimed Jessie, giving me a little kiss on the cheek "Now you can reach the others, I'll go with the other girls..."

"Ok, bye!" I greeted, walking normally till I turned the corner, when I started running to the garden.

I reached my friends: "Hey, why are you running?" asked Thomas "Is there a bear chasing for you?"

"She's invited me at her place!" I exulted "Tomorrow after school!"

"Wow, congratulations, Romeo!" complimented Cody "After school I'll take you to the pharmacy so to buy some condoms..."

"Dude, don't be silly" I laughed "I don't think we're gonna do that, but that's a start, isn't it?"

"If I were you, I would consider the condom idea" insisted Cody "But just do what you prefer..."

The bell rang, warning us about the end of the break: "We should go, we have maths now" sighed Thomas

"That sucks..." I affirmed: I'd never like Maths, but Jessie's breaking news had made me ready to face it...

After school, I went as usual to the South Park Elementary for the Monday training, and the boys were already waiting for me: "Hey, what's that smile?" asked Cartman when I saw me "Has someone put cocaine in your water glass?"

"So funny..." I answered, ironically "I have some nice news..."

"Are they related to that famous girl?" suggested Stan

I was pretty surprised: "How did you get it so fast?"

"Dude, we know you since one month" reminded Kyle "And you've not talked about anything different from that girl in this time..."

"Yes, and your expression is similar to Kenny's when he reads his sexy magazines..." chuckled Stan

"Is there any problem?" asked Kenny, changing topic "So, are you gonna put..."

"I'm gonna stop you right there, I know where are you going..." I stopped him "And I also know where are we going: on the pitch. After Saturday's victory we have to continue..."

"Ok" surrended Kyle "But don't think that the discussion is finished..."

Kyle was right: the discussion continued in our bedroom, after dinner: "What are you gonna wear tomorrow?" asked him

"I have to go in another house, not at a sophisticated party..." I reminded "I'm gonna wear my normal clothes..."

"Ok" accepted Kyle "But you have to put at least some men's fragrance..."

"This doesn't sound bad" I admitted "But where do you think we could find it now?"

"Give me one minute" declared the kid, leaving the room and returning after a while with a dozen of little bottles

"What are those?" I asked

"I robbed my dad's fragrance collection" said Kyle "Here you'll find the one that is most suitable to you"

It was a long selection: I tried every single perfume, and just after a quarter hour we'd decided the best one, "Red Water": "This is my dad's favorite one, you should put just a little amount of that in a bottle, or he'll notice that it's missing" suggested Kyle

"Ok" I accepted "Thank you for you help, Kyle"

"For a brother, this and more" he smiled

I was finally ready for my date with the cutest girl in the school...

The moment had arrived: Jessie had given me her address, and I was in front of her door.

I put a fresh mint into my mouth and sprayed the "Red Water" on my clothes and then I rang the doorbell: the door opened and Jessie appeared in front of me: "Hi, G! Come in!"

I entered the house and asked: "Thank you. What do I have to do?"

"Wait a second..." said Jessie.

She went away for a few seconds and then returned with a little kid, that should have had no more than 3 years: "Hey, little man!" I said, sweetly "How are you?"

"Fine" the toddler smiled making me see the missing teeth in his mouth

"So, he's Jackson, my little brother" explained Jessie "I have to go to the dentist and my parents are not in South Park, so could you please babysit for him for the next hour?"

The smile I had on my mouth became suddenly less bright: "Babysit?"

"Yes" confirmed the girl "You said that your host family has a little kid, too, so I thought that you were perfect for this job"

My dreams had been destroyed, but I accepted: "Ok, no problem"

"Thank you so much, G" said Jessie "I promise that I'll be as fast as possible, bye!"

She got out of the house, leaving me alone with Jackson.

I looked at him: "What do you wanna do?"

"Play" answered the kid

I didn't know how to make him play, but in that moment I had a nice idea: I pulled my phone out and composed a number: "Hello?" answered a voice

"Kyle, I'm G" I said "Could you please bring me Ike?"

"Why?" he asked

"I'll explain you later" I cut "It's a yes or a no?"

There was a moment of silence, then Kyle accepted: "Ok, where are you?"

I gave him the address: "Thank you, dude, see you later!"

After ten minutes Kyle was there with Ike and the rest of the gang: "Now could you tell me why did you need Ike?" asked Kyle "Wasn't it a date?"

"No" I denied, sadly "She only needed a babysitter for her brother, so I thought that making him play with Ike would have helped my work"

Ike left Kyle's hand and approached to Jackson: "Jack, he's Ike" I presented "And wants to play with you"

Kyle's brother looked at me in a doubtful way, and I murmured: "Please..."

The Canadian kid sighed and said: "Yes, I want to play with you..."

"Cool! I bring my toys here!" exclaimed Jackson, going up the stairs

"Thank you, Ike!" I said to him

There was a moment of silence, then Cartman spoke: "What a bitch, anyway!"

"Don't speak loudly, fat ass" reproached Stan "The kid could hear you..."

"It's a fact" affirmed Cartman "She has deceived G, also making him use a "Red Water": that should be considered a crime..."

"How did you know that I used that fragrance?" I asked

"You have to know your enemies, my dear G" declared Cartman "And I know everything about the Jews: thoughts, habits and obviously smells..."

Kyle wringed his hands in anger: "You motherfucker..."

Jackson returned with a bunch of little cars, and Ike and him started organizing races, while we sat down on the sofa: "Well, at least you've found a solution" pointed out Stan

"Yeah, you're right" I approved "Now we can also chill out..."

I reached out to the remote control of the television, but a desperate shout interrupted me: Jackson was crying and had a wound on his hand.

I ran there: "What happened?"

"He launched the car on my hand" sobbed Jackson

"He doesn't respect the rules" justified Ike "We said no side airbags but he put them..."

"I don't even know what those things are!" exclaimed Jackson

I was pretty baffled and looked at Kyle: "Although he's adoptive, he's pretty similar to you..."

"Yeah, a real pain in the ass, just like Kyle" declared Cartman

"Don't talk about my brother in this way, fat ass!" exclaimed Kyle

"Ok, I think the solution didn't work as well as I planned" I admitted "We need a plan B..."

I didn't have any more time to think about it, that we heard a strange noise: "What is that?" asked Kenny

"It's like a river flowing..." pointed out Stan "Is there any open tap?"

"No..." I said, then I realized the problem "Oh, no. No, no, no, no..."

"What?" asked Kyle

I looked at the floor under Jackson's feet and it was wet: "No! He's peed in his trousers!" Stan translated my thought into words

Cartman burst into laughs: "AHAHAHAHAH!"

"Do you find it funny?" asked Stan, nervous

"Actually, yes" laughed again Cartman

I was close to a mental breakdown, but I took a deep breathe: "Ok, ok, calm down! We need to solve this problem..."

"How?" asked Kenny

"I'll go in the bathroom and put the peed clothes in the washing machine" I explained, then I started ordering "Kyle will look into his bedroom to find new clothes, Stan will find a patch for the hand wound, while Kenny and Cartman will find a mop to clean the floor and then control Ike"

"Hey, why do I have to dry up the pee?" protested Cartman

"Because otherwise I'll do that, but using you as a mop" I said to him, icily

Cartman took a step back: "I was just asking..."

"Ok" I concluded "Everybody at his place: we don't have much time..."

I entered the bathroom with Stan and Jackson: "Look in the drawers" I suggested "Patches are usually there"

"At your service, dude" accepted Stan, starting opening them

In the meantime I told Jackson: "Sit down on the toilet, take off your trousers and your underwear and then give them to me"

The kid obeyed and I put them into the washing machine, turning on it: "Perfect" I said "Stan, have you found something?"

"Yes" answered the kid, with a little patch in his hands "Take that"

"Thank you, Stan" I thanked, putting it on Jackson's wound

In that moment Kyle reached us: "These are the clothes"

"Fine, nice work guys" I complimented "Now you can go downstairs and check the others' task"

"Ok, boss" answered the two boys, going out of the room

I dressed up Jackson and went downstairs, where Cartman and Kenny had just finished to mop the floor and put the tools at their place.

I sighed in satisfaction: "High-five, guys!"

The four smiled and welcomed the invite: "Now we can finally breathe..." said Kyle

At that moment my phone rang: "It's Jessie" I said, then I answered "Hello?"

"Hey, G, I'm Jessie" answered the girl "I'm gonna be there in two minutes"

"Uh, ok, see you in a while, bye!" I greeted

I closed the call and told the boys: "Guys, thank you for today but now you have to go!"

"Why?" asked Kenny

"Jessie's arriving and she doesn't know that other people have been here" I explained

"Ok, do you know if there is any exit?" asked Stan

I didn't, but Jackson intervened, pointing to a door: "There"

"Thank you, little mate" thanked Kyle "Make us know something, bye!"

The boys got out and I let myself fall on the sofa: "Jackson, are we friends?" I asked

"Yes" the kid answered

"So please don't tell nothing about this afternoon to your sister" I said "This will be our little secret..."

The kid nodded and the doorbell rang, so I went open the door: "Hi, Jessie!"

"Hi, G!" greeted Jessie "Has he behaved himself?"

"Obviously" I lied "We had a lot of fun!"

Jessie smiled: "Fine, are you tired?"

"No, why?" I asked

"Because I'm alone and I wanted to order some sushi..." explained Jessie "Would you like to join me?"

I kept frozen for a second, then I answered: "With pleasure"

She smiled again went to hang her clothes, while I sat on the sofa and looked at the window: the boys were looking inside.

I chuckled and formed a silent sentence with my hands, that sounded like: "I'll stay here for the dinner, see you later"

They clenched their fists as a sign of victory, but during that evening we actually didn't do anything dirty: we ate, laughed and talked to each other.

But I thought that was just a matter of time...