~House of Many Cakes~

"Do you have shogi?"

"Not in there! That's the sake cupboard!"

Reimu was visiting Marisa. Her house felt like a mystical clutter forest.

"Where's the board game cupboard?"

"It's those shelves," Marisa pointed. "And that box under the cake cupboard."

"There's five cakes on your shoe shelf..." Reimu sniffed at a Victoria sponge topped with sandals.

"True," said Marisa. "My cake cupboard's been commandeered for spare salami."

"If I marry you," asked Reimu, "will I get that strawberry cake?"

Marisa laughed. "Marry me and every cake in the east wing's yours!"

"You have MORE cakes?! I'm buying a ring immediately!"