~Build It And They'll Get Bored And Wander Off~
"It's finally complete!" Cirno squealed, jumping for joy. "Ships on Misty Lake are safe!"
"Three months' work..." groaned Wriggle, collapsing on the pebbly beach. "I never thought we'd finish."
"Didn't I tell you the strongest fairy never fails?!" laughed Cirno. "Come on, let's activate the light!"
They ran up eight flights of stairs until they reached the lighthouse's top floor, where a massive bulb sat in a rickety wooden socket.
"Turn it on, turn it on!" squeaked Cirno, pushing Wriggle towards the lever. Wriggle pulled it. Nothing happened.
"You know something?" said Cirno. "Lighthouses're stupid. Let's build a swimming pool!"