~Shopping Trolley, Descend from the Heavens~
Three Taoists were hiking up Youkai Mountain.
"Tell me," said Tojiko, watching Miko and Futo drag their metal trolley over some rocks, "why did you bring that thing?"
"Thou shall understand... When we reach the summit..." grunted Futo.
They reached the summit. Below them, the waterfall spilled into lush green forests that stretched across the land.
Miko wrestled the trolley into position and nudged Tojiko. "All aboard."
Tojiko went pale. "Oh, no. No way!"
"Oh, yes!" Miko insisted, helping Futo aboard.
"Down there?! We'll die!" cried Tojiko.
"'Tis well worth the risk, I assure thee! What a rush, to plummet from on high..." Futo sighed, blushing and closing her eyes.
"You're mad," said Tojiko faintly. "Couldn't it at least be your boat, Futo- AIYEEE!"
"Better mad than a stick-in-the-mud!" Miko grabbed Tojiko and bundled her aboard.
"I-I'd rather fall in mud than down that waterfall!"
Miko sat in the back with her arms stretched around Tojiko and Futo. "Are you ready?!"
"Ready!" said Futo.
"I hate you..." groaned Tojiko.
"Punch it!"
Futo punched it. The trolley hurtled down the waterfall in a chorus of screams and plunged into the river below. Nitori was reportedly so startled she swallowed her backpack.