Someday You'll Learn to LoveMe

by Dorotheian

In which Izaya gets this bright idea to lie low in Ikebukuro and avoid attracting attention with his information brokerage after the events of "World at Peace" by joining L.M.E., dragging an unwilling Shizuo with him straight into the LoveMe section. Too late to get out now, there are life lessons to be learned! (IzaNami, Shinra/Celty, Kyoko/Tsuruga) {in-progress}

26. Recess 12

Recess #12: Izaya's List of Forbidden Foods

(collected by Namie over the course of one year working for insane boss, total 0 actual murder attempts)

1) Korean Black Bean Sauce - delicious delicious poison!

2) Jalapeños and other green chiles but /I/ don't like them much either

3) Cat-poop coffee April Fools prank failed

4) Bright-green eggs and ham ordered to throw in the garbage on the double and take-out ordered in replacement - strategic SUCCESS will need to make other kinds of sickeningly brightly colored food to repeat the experience - ONCE A YEAR ONLY!

5) Giant grape-^BALLS flavored tapioca pudding—Did Izaya find and scrawl on my list?! I have to create a new one now? DRAT HIM. DRAT THAT MAN

6) (Mushroom-flavor) Truffle chocolates*** target tossed cookies

7) Marshmallowed arthropods cheaper by the dozen

8) Pizza Shake Guaranteed to Make Your Stomach Ache

9) Sweet'n'Sour Spicy Kimchi have supply of yogurt on hand

10) Pink Jell-O (but it's lemonade flavored? DO NOT UNDERSTAND)